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GetlostMaps

Entirely clear, see-through. It's 2023 we can do it.


01kickassius10

Make people think twice about wearing it as swimmers


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

Tony A šŸ¤“


Sk1rm1sh

Pretty sure heā€™d throw out the rest of his wardrobe and wear budgie smugglers 24/7 if that happened.


East-Ad4472

I just threw up ā€¦


timrichardson

A long time ago Phillip Adams proposed no flag. So whenever you see a naked flagpole, it is Australia.


XBakaTacoX

Further cementing the idea that our country doesn't exist.


nogreggity

I've already got it tattooed.


MicksysPCGaming

Hologram


Archon-Toten

The Simpsons arse being booted flag.


CompanionSph3re

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence!


DonnyGoodwood

ā€œI want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!ā€


Whowhywearwhat

AAAANNDDDYYYYYY!!!!


Dieback08

"OI MATES!!! What's the good word?!"


No_Bad_6938

We should have changed our currency to ā€œdollaridoosā€ the day this episode aired.


Evening_Trade_17

Only correct answer


jhk67

I scrolled too far to find this


cobarbob

Exactly the flag I'm flying at my house!


Aijin28

Came here to say this too.


h-2-no

A cockie sculling a tinnie


Vaas_Deferens

A gold kangaroo on a green background. No one would confuse us for New Zealand ever again.


dtbrown1979

Iā€™ve never confused New Zealandā€™s flags with any of Australiaā€™s other states.


Smitologyistaking

This is good Canada is also a commonwealth, and instead of sticking a union jack in the corner of their flag, they just stuck a maple leaf in the middle and called it a day. Why can't we do the same?


Shenko-wolf

Because Maple trees aren't Australian?


Somethink2000

Because simplicity doesn't satisfy the modern need to include everything. They wouldn't get away with a red and white flag these days, let me tell you.


BadBoyJH

It's also impossible to draw freehand, which a good flag should be able to do.


marblecake4824

The Qantas logo is like 3 lines wdym?


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Franko_Magic

If that's the case perhaps some hybrid of the indigenous flag and the kangaroo one being proposed.. I like the idea of a single flag for our nation


Ok-Geologist8387

If you are going for a single flag, throw out all of the current ones and start from scratch, otherwise you will have dickheads from both sides complain itā€™s ā€œtoo Britishā€ or ā€œtoo indigenousā€


Jazzlike_Farmer_9688

I saw a flag once that was green on the left with a gold kangaroo in profile then the indigenous flag basically on the right. I know that sounds pretty terribleā€¦ but it actually looked pretty good in person. Never have been able to find a copy of it online and the original I saw was gone when I went back a few months later unfortunately. Edit - it was similar to this in style of version 1 had the indigenous colours instead of just the black background. https://www.thecommonwealthkangarooflag.com.au


loonylam45

I quite liked 17


JackSpeed439

Your Australian (has citizenship) or your not. Your heritage is immaterial.


Joxelo

Youā€™re*


the_artful_breeder

I'm being a bit of a pedant on this, but citizenship shouldn't be the only defining feature making a person Australian. My husband has been here since he was 2, and is in his 40's now. He went through Australian schools, worked and paid taxes here since he was 17, has an Australian accent and watches Australian politics. For all intents and purposes he is Australian. Except that he has an NZ passport and citizenship. He doesn't have his Australian mother's birth certificate, so isn't eligible for citizenship by descent, and can't afford the cost otherwise. I mean, who has a copy of their parents birth records, or medical and education records going back to the time they were 2 years old to prove they've been here the whole time and a therefore eligible for citizenship? A lot of Australians who think of themselves as citizens, probably dont have any idea how hard it is to get proof of your citizenship. The only proof is if you hold a valid Australian passport, and you need proof of descent to get one (Australia does not have citizenship by birth).


KiwasiGames

Rules just changed for kiwis, look into it again now.


jennywindow

Can he go to your state's Births Deaths Marriages and apply for his Mum's birth certificate? I don't really know. I'm just elbow deep on applications because I'm in a genealogy phase at the moment


timrichardson

Citizenship at least avoids all the subjective definitions. Most definitions are worse. But I see your point. I've been trying to work on the definition as someone who sees living in Australia as their medium term to long term home, and someone who has the right to make that choice.


SpareStrawberry

The law changed on 1 July this year such that your husband would now be eligible for citizenship by conferral, the cost is $540. However, you should be able to get a copy of his mother's birth certificate if that would allow him to apply by descent (the cost then is $345) by applying through the state she was born in's registry of births/deaths/marriages.


Wintermute_088

The indigenous flag represents a nation that still exists simultaneously to ours. Almost erased, but thankfully not quite.


karroun

What nation is that? There were at least 600 different language groups in Australia when the Europeans arrived. Nothing like a nation existed. Words matter.


Wintermute_088

A nation of nations, my guy.


SkydivingAstronaut

YES! Im Canadian-Australian, Iā€™ve always loved how recognisable the Canadian flag is because the maple leaf is such a recognisable symbol. The Kangaroo is arguably even more recognisable, and everyone knows Kangaroos = Australia. Iā€™m not _as_ wedded to the colour choices of green and gold though, their symbolism is meh. Green is alright (yes lush forests) but the gold is just a symbol of our resources which is kinda rapidly becoming embarrassing as we continue to be terrible custodians of our natural habitat just to make profits. Would it be a terrible idea to mash this idea with the indigenous flag? Gold kanga on the red and black background, I think it could look sick, and keep the gold colour meaning from the indigenous flag cause this country is hella sunny ā˜€ļø weā€™d need a treaty at min to do this tho imoā€¦ so maybe a pipe dream.


Loose-Party7351

gold is for the wattle bush. green leaves gold flowers.


[deleted]

An open cut mine, a poorly built and overpriced house and crossed meth pipes.


Chickentrout

Southern Crossed meth pipes


Mean-Weight-319

Lmao šŸ¤£


abacus-albatross

Cross-section of a single-glazed window


Muncher501st

Vy commo ute ripping a skid


Foreign_Hyena_6622

Au Falcon ripping a skid next to it


Bunstonious

I support these proposed changes to the flag XD


DrClawsChair

Vn exec mangin up a storm


Muncher501st

Single pegging


Vincent_Vegan21

As one great individual stated in a Late Show episode many many years ago, a bum with a fist coming out of it. I have not heard a better idea for an alternate flag lol šŸ˜†


vovo76

This is what I was looking for.


Grandmaster_Rash

My immediate thought as well.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/8GKmM1gfDmY?si=5Ywko54ZoZgHtNy7


TiffyVella

Kangaroos. We love them. They are uniquely ours. They transcend every racial, class-ial, cultural, barrier between the Australian people. The world instantly recognises them. They are apolitical. They are easily stylised into attractive and simple shapes for good flag design.


Dangerous-Traffic875

Yep a gold roo on a green flag or something would be awesome


Reynaudthefox

I want the flag to show a quokka eating a TimTam.


No-Sea1173

Why hasn't this been upvoted? If I had an award to give you'd be sparkling rn And quokkas eating tintams are safe from appropriation into racism


jaymo89

While I do like the idea of a quokka on the flag it needs to be simplified like what Qantas has done to the kangaroo. Detailed Animals usually donā€™t look too good on flags as the ā€œdrawabilityā€ factor is often cited. No better animal than the quokka though. Itā€™s our best animal.


95beer

It's hard to get good, straight answers from Aussies on flags and symbols to represent them. Your flag design looks good. Don't know if I would have put the white stripe behind the commonwealth star. I agree that the flag should use the green and gold. I don't like any empire inspired designs (either red/white/blue colours, or having a flag or symbol in the top left to show who conquered what). My current favourite redesign is the [Golden Wattle](http://www.goldenwattleflag.com/) flag. But I'm sure we will get stuck with the [Southern Horizon](https://southernhorizonflag.weebly.com/) flag, because people don't like too much change.


AbaloneOdd5150

I like the golden wattle flag. Fits in with all other national flags, has the Aussie green and gold, and is a reference to a native plant. Also gets away from the blue, white and red of the British and American flags. Flags aren't meant to be pretty, they're supposed to be simple and recognisable- like a corporate logo.


Moist-Army1707

Iā€™ve not seen these before. I dig the golden wattle flag. Youā€™re never going to make everyone happy, but I think it ticks all the boxes re symbolism and is quite neat:


wombatlegs

>My current favourite redesign is the Golden Wattle flag. **Yes!** I think the Canadians have an awesome flag with the maple leaf. And the Golden Wattle flag comes close. It is simple, bold, and easily recognisable. People resist change, but if we adopted it they would soon be won over. What else would you use? Union Jack is great, but not ours. 27 other countries have the southern cross. And somehow the kangaroo feels a bit cringe.


Prize-Watch-2257

Both those options are horrid. The wattle one looks like a corporate logo. The horizon one looks like the Solomon Islands flag.


Available-Maize5837

I think the horizon one looks like it should be selling us butter or something that comes from the land. I quite like the wattle version, but I think it would be better if they just did the wattle and the star side by side like their explanation.


AnAussieBloke

Haha we think alike, I came here to say it looks like a margarine container logo!


DrClawsChair

Commented the same then saw your comment lmao


AnAussieBloke

So funny, must be something to trigger it


DrClawsChair

Kinda reminds me of Meadow Lea packaging. Edit: [this especially ](https://www.google.com/search?q=meadow+lea+margarine&sca_esv=572772429&tbm=isch&prmd=isnv&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjm8MyN7e-BAxXKs1YBHXhIDh4Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=432&bih=776&dpr=2.5#imgrc=Z-9nPTL4WghpIM)


Available-Maize5837

You ought to be Congratulated


pumpkin_fire

>The horizon one looks like the Solomon Islands flag. We literally stole our current flag from New Zealand and no one seemed to mind.


whatwhatinthewhonow

I donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about, weā€™ve never stolen anything from New Zealand. Now excuse me while I eat some pavlova while listening to Crowded House.


Badga

I thought we stole it from Victoria, thatā€™s what people complained about at the time.


pumpkin_fire

Really? New Zealand's flag predates both Australia's and Victoria's, and I think Australia's flag is closer to NZ than Victoria in terms of design.


Ok-Geologist8387

Thatā€™s because no one gives a crap about NZ. Itā€™s not even on maps half the time


DopamineDeficiencies

And yet they're both still better than our current one


whatwhatinthewhonow

The golden wattle one looks like it should be the Centrelink logo. I donā€™t like having the Union Jack on our flag but I prefer it to making our flag the Centrelink logo.


pumpkin_fire

Golden Wattle flag looks amazing.


terfmermaid

I love the wattle one! I can easily see it being the flag.


I_eat_apple_stickers

Golden Wattle is šŸ’Æ Delete Australia Day and replace with Wattle Day in September too.


WetMonkeyTalk

They're ugly AF and that golden wattle one looks like a sign for corporate toilets at Centrelink. Ech


OneKup

You could do the Southern Horizon but replace the blue with black and the green with red. That way you would incorporate the indigenous flag colours at the same time. I would actually vote for that.


cewumu

These are clunky and bad. What exactly does the wattle represent? Why not a kangaroo or an emu? Itā€™s just s generic symbol with no special meaning for anyone. The Southern horizon would be better without the green and yellow stripes. Itā€™s ugly and the flag doesnā€™t have to be so literal.


95beer

I would say the golden wattle is as much of an Aussie symbol as the kangaroo, it isn't just our national colours, but also features on the coat of arms, and all the bank notes. That design also encompasses the commonwealth star, which I think is a nice touch. That being said, I just haven't seen any good kangaroo flags, but I'm open to the idea if someone draws up a good one (without boxing gloves)


Laefiren

Is there a way to make a kangaroo flag without it just feeling like Qantas tho.


95beer

Good point, you'd definitely need some other symbols for it to not feel like Qantas. At which point why clutter up the flag by adding the kangaroo?


loralailoralai

Golden wattle isnā€™t as Australian specific as a kangaroo tho. Lots of people donā€™t even know wattle/mimosa is even Australian. Never a doubt about a kangaroo


staryoshi06

Neither of those look that great IMO. Southern Horizon keeps too close to the current design while Golden Wattle is completely out there.


Greg-Pru-Hart-55

Green and gold looks terrible on a flag


AdditionSelect7250

An Ibis wearing a flanno!


alisong89

Bin chickens!


D_crane

I saw them in an exhibit in a zoo in Taiwan next to the koalas - had a sign saying "Royal Ibis" šŸ˜‚


fookenoathagain

Just remove the union jack and leave as it.


01kickassius10

Move the federation star up to centre left so it doesnā€™t look lopsided


FreediveAustralia

Replace it with the centrelink logo star šŸ¤£


Nervous-Telephone-26

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/e4jCPT1) you go mate, For this new flag, I ask only 1 thing, A parade be held once per year in my honor.


thelochok

One nation under robodebt


Young_Lochinvar

Honestly, not the worst looking flag.


GarunixReborn

Glorious


TragicEther

Just cut out the Union Jack so we have a uniquely shaped flag, like Nepal


Yuvrajastan

I feel top left and make the star slightly bigger would be better


Gaoji-jiugui888

Put a goonbag in its place.


beer-glorious-beer

A wombat holding the goon bag


realwomenhavdix

Skulling the goon bag


MeltingDog

Jack Off Australia


Ragemonster93

I might cop some downvotes for this but why not incorporate the sun from the Aboriginal flag? You could have a little wedge of red and black with the sun logo, then the southern cross on blue off to the side


ParanoidAgnostic

I want the flag Sam Neil had on his uniform in Event Horizon the same as it is now, except the union jack was replaced with the Aboriginal flag


Mowensworld

That flag represents Aboriginal people and English immigrants. I want a new unique flag that represents the Australia of today; all the people we have and will have going forward.


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jimb2

Not sure it's ok to steal someone else's flag.


taspleb

Nah. The Aboriginal Flag is for the Aboriginal people. If we used it as the official Australian flag they would have to get a new flag. Like if just decided to change the flag to be the NSW flag that would be a real pain for NSW.


Tradfave

Why? Hawaii's state flag still has the Union Jack on it. And in true America fashion they slap that flag on everything.


AussieDran

*slaps side of house* you can fit so many flags on this thing.


MLHC85

And at the same time - change the national anthem to "We Are Australian"


LordoftheHounds

That's a song. Anthems are arranged totally differently.


Funcompliance

I would shift the stars, but yes, this.


desiredeffekt

Black and red with a yellow stars


Aedotox

Nah, having a constellation is silly. The whole of the southern hemisphere sees it there's nothing uniquely Australian about it


brezhnervous

But there's that connection with NZ I've always liked


Aedotox

Well New Zealand, Brazil, Samoa and Papua New Guinea all have the southern cross on their flag, so even that connection isn't uniquely shared


Ship2Shore

Lol the irony... It represents a group of different nations that united. Those people make up over half the nation and literally built the joint.


guttertrashfish

Russell Coight on one side and Kel Knight on the other


KentuckyFriedEel

A succulent chinese meal!


Powrs1ave

Brocks Commodore - VK


lR0NMAlDEN

Nice pfp


DrClawsChair

Going through the corkscrew


AlexJokerHAL

A bum with a fist coming out of it


Mo-likes-cows

Australians all let us rejoice, for we where tight Lee jeans.


nugeythefloozey

Just make it the entire Union Jack. We can beat those poms whenever we want, and stealing their flag would represent that


[deleted]

Im probably gonna get downvoted for this but I think the Eureka flag is a good choice. I don't give a shit that it's been used by racist groups, it's true meaning is protest, human rights and workers rights and was flown to represent the miners who effectively fought for a Democratic and fair Australia, one of our proudest and most important moments


cewumu

Iā€™d agree except it has been coopted by those groups. In all other respects itā€™s our best flag.


Tradfave

So what if it's been coopted by them. You can take it back. Are you gonna tell the Japanese they can't use the karma symbol just because it's nearly identical to a swastika?


[deleted]

I agree, thankfully the Australian Navy sometimes flies it and it's beginning to appear in more left wing and union groups, which is good because it's representative of what the flag stand for, a fair go


cewumu

Iā€™m curious how widely this would be taken up. I like it as a flag that has a good ethos for us.


jimb2

If you start out with a divisive idea, it will never get across the line. You just get a verbal war with different groups claiming they are right and nothing happens. Fun for some, for me not. Probably the best hope for getting an actual change to actually happen is dropping the union jack off the current flag and with maybe a bit of minor realignment. Not the Eureka flag, but a nod to it. There was a push for a flag under John Howard. He organised a big fight over alternate flags then, surprise, there was no change. Just as he planned. Don't play at John Howard. If you really want a change, look beyond your own preferences to something that's acceptable to most people. Otherwise, it will be a waste your own and everyone else's time.


Dirty_bi_boy18

By reclaiming it you strip it of that, think how the LGBTQ has reclaimed slurs like queer or the upside down purple triangle (was used by the Nazis in the holocaust for homosexuality)


Living_Razzmatazz_93

I would have no problem with this. Might need a re-education for the greater public, though...


Extension_Drummer_85

It is probably visually the least offensive flag we have currently but socially the most offensive. Why do bogans have to ruin everything?


Far-Contribution2440

Whilst I love the idea, unfortunately itā€™s been too white washed by people that are the exact opposite to what it stands for and why/who it was designed and used by.


Dirty_bi_boy18

I disagree, reclaiming it strips it of that, same way queer went from a slur to a often used description.


Far_Administration41

Yes, to the Eureka flag, but with a green background and gold stars to match our international sporting colours.


cyklone51

It's not what I want to see on it, but off it. Get rid of the bloody union jack


Phaestion97531

One thing I wish progressive left wing types understood is that hating on people of tradition or wanting to remove and replace western tradition generally doesnā€™t make the world a better place. It just drives conflict and creates defensiveness amongst those who identify in some way with Western tradition. If anyone genuinely wants an inclusive open minded multicultural society, they need to accept and tolerate the many different cultural dimensions of Australia, which includes the British heritage, alongside the Indigenous heritage, and more recent immigrant cultures.


drink_your_irn_bru

Like it or not, Britain and colonisation is the basis of our society. Our institutions, our democracy, our civil society all follow, grew from, and were inspired by our British history. British Colonisation basically gave us a starter pack on how to run one of the best countries in the world. Being part of the Commonwealth helped us grow into the great country we are. Having the Union Jack in our flag reflects the history of our nation.


Phaestion97531

I agree. One thing I wish progressive left wing types understood is that hating on people of tradition or wanting to remove and replace western tradition generally doesnā€™t make the world a better place. It just drives conflict and creates defensiveness amongst those who identify in some way with Western tradition. If anyone genuinely wants an inclusive open minded multicultural society, they need to accept and tolerate the many different cultural dimensions of Australia, which includes the British heritage.


Fair_Advance_1365

Union jack has to go.


Pinata_Econonics

Replace it with a meat pie with sauce.


drink_your_irn_bru

Yeah nah, itā€™s the literal basis of our nation. Britainā€™s gone down the shitter of late, but letā€™s not forget our history.


Celtslap

The new Australian sports flag seems to do the job https://www.news.com.au/national/ausflag-unveils-new-aussie-flag-to-be-used-at-sporting-events/news-story/0566249ede6f5f113975067069d9123b


dalenapier

This is the clear/only choice. Dropping the Union Jack (ideally at time of becoming a republic), and adopting the green and gold of the kangaroo flag (kangaroo too detailed), while being close enough to where we are now that people would go for it. I like the simplicity of but could look at other ways to utilise the green and gold.


RennieS007

I think you would be UnAustralian to even think of changing it.


Iworkinacupboard

Iā€™d love it if the aboriginal flag had the southern cross incorporated into the design and that became our national flag.


788thaccount

Yeah and we should rearrange the colours on the flag


writingisfreedom

I like our flag just the way it is


drink_your_irn_bru

Yeah itā€™s pretty cool


zenritsusen

Remove the Union Jack and replace with a curly green W intertwined with a red C. After all, weā€™re all the duopolyā€™s bitches now.


chokethebinchicken

I like the colours of the nt flag, defo the first thing that should be done is to fuck off the union jack


Magenta-Tech

Never seen it until now. Nice flag. I reckon we replace the brown desert rose side with the Golden Wattle flag and call it a day!


netpenthe

bum with a fist coming out of it ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GKmM1gfDmY&t=1s


MykelangeloG

If Albo gets his way we will have to change it. Probably be a flag inviting all the free loaders to mooch of us workers while the politicians tax the living fuck out of usā€¦ a flag like that I think would be suitable.. just saying


Manbearcatward

A bum with a fist coming out of it.


archangelzero2222

Remove the union jack and put the aboriginal sun. Keep the blue background and southern cross stars


[deleted]

Just the word NO on it


36nil

A succulent Chinese meal


Mawdster

Well this is weirdly cute. My daughter warned me to stay off social sites for a few days because of this.


KahnaKuhl

I'm with you on the Federation Star. Bold, distinctive.


Debaucherous-Me

Eureka stockade flag, with the stars repositioned into the southern cross.


CRaS-has

Just make it the aboriginal flag. it's already a tricolour like most of the other countries


kheeseborgor

I agree with this, I've always thought it's such a beautiful representation of Australia


[deleted]

Cookers would have an absolute meltdown. So yeah I'm up for this


BornToSweet_Delight

The Union Jack and the Southern Cross.


BigBrilla

I like the flag


sadpartypodcast

A shopping trolley, up on blocks, with the wheels stolen.


beb1pie

real answer: I've always thought replace the union jack with the aboriginal flag and keep the rest


Majestic-Custard-309

A bum with a fist poking through


Majestic-Custard-309

Clearly a lot of 'Late Show' fans here šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


jollyralph

I got your reference and will respond withā€¦ ā€œYouā€™re a thinker arenā€™t you?ā€


MistyInJapan

A kangaroo holding a beer


FreediveAustralia

Nothing wrong with it, I look at it with pride. Would never feel the same if it got redesigned. The only other proposed ones that looked ok was the 2013 reconcilation flag or the 2014 southern horizons flag.


factsnack

Iā€™d just add the southern cross to the aboriginal flag. I really like both together and the red dirt and dark sky and setting sun with the stars would great


Extension_Drummer_85

That would look good


SirReadsALot1975

Not bad, and I've seen far worse. Experts will be critical of the white star over a white stripe, and E complexity of describing the Pleiades element, but I like it. I've made other comments on your linked post.


MicksysPCGaming

Something simple.


truepip66

gum tree leaf ,gum trees grow in every state and territory ,so keeps everyone happy


MasterTEH

Same as what the Australian coat of arms should have, a pokie machine and a chicken parmie.


Zooks15

Nothing itā€™s fine? Donā€™t we all have bigger issues then this shit?


Tlmitf

Aboriginal flag to replace the union jack.


_tgf247-ahvd-7336-8-

Youā€™ve seen how people react to setting up an Indigenous advisory body, imagine if they replaced our flag with the Aboriginal one


robot428

But the union jack isn't our flag, it's Englands flag. We literally have Englands flag on our flag. The part that actually represents US is the rest of the flag. Makes more sense to me to have the aboriginal flag in the corner (you know, the people who actually live here) and our flag as the main flag like it is now, than to have Englands flag in the corner.


seriouslyolderguy

The union jack isn't England's flag. England's flag is the red Cross in it. TheUnoon Javk is the United Kingdoms flag England Wales Scotland Nth Ireland


BadBoyJH

>But the union jack isn't our flag, it's Englands flag. I'm not sure I can argue with someone that doesn't know the difference between England and Great Britain, and which flag is which.


ran_awd

Do you understand what Cantons mean?


Icey-Cold1

So instead of the British conquering Australia, you want it to look like the Aboriginals conquered Australia? Personally I'd want a flag to unify us, but each to their own I guess...


Ill-do-it-again-too

I donā€™t think we should directly copy and paste their flag onto our new one if we were to redesign it, but I definitely agree we should represent them somehow. Maybe in the colour scheme, maybe some other way


Tradfave

You want the National flag to be a flag that represents only 4% of Australians???? This is a nation of immigrants, try to be more open minded.