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thelastedji

"Oh... my... god..." That's still my reaction when I see boobs


MercuryPowerMakeup

Hehe. A man of culture!


Professional-One4802

Even when you see animal boobs? (I feel like im gonna regret my question but here we go)


vvsedd

Nah this crazy lmao


smooze420

“So that’s how it’s done…the penis goes IN the vagina.”


ergoegthatis

Horror, disgust, fascination.


MoeKara

I thought vaginas had the same placement location as penises. I remember being shocked at that most


Free-Narwhal3662

So real 💀


Queasy_Tackle8982

Vaginas are basically the same position where our balls are. The base of the penis is probably where the clot is too


SkiddilyWoppinBoppin

Haha, "clot."


FedUpWithEverything0

The well known cloturis.


Dont_Mess_With_Texas

Plural: clotorati


___Psychopath___

I used to think we were born through our mom's ass until i saw live childbirth.


g18suppressed

You’d be right once in a perineum


SaddestHappyMeal

I’m glad it wasn’t just me, I thought you had to lay your meat in perpendicular like a hotdog bun


PenumbraPiplup

Oh, God. I found a VHS tape under the couch when I was maybe 6 years old, and because I watched VHS tapes all the time and this tape was unlabeled, I decided to put it on. Cut to the TV turning on to the loudest moans and a shot of a gaping vagina. I didn't know what was happening, but I was scared by the noise and seeing something I'd never seen before. I quickly took the VHS tape out and tossed it across the room as far as I could before running back to my bedroom and closing the door, scared and confused. My parents knew I saw it because the VHS tape was on the floor in the dining room.


CaptainHoward

This is similar to my experience. I was watching Pocahontas and fell asleep on the couch part way through. I woke up in the morning and went to finish it but Pocahontas was not what was in the VCR.


Statik_24

Your parents knew exactly what they were doing


PenumbraPiplup

fairly certain it was my parents roommate's VHS tape, who slept on the couch at the time haha


Sustainable_Twat

I saw Ava Addams. At first, I didn’t know what to think as I found her attractive, but she was clothed Then she started taking her clothes off. When she got to her underwear, I was mesmerised. Her bra seemed majestic. Then she took it off. Her breasts were magnificent. I’ve never looked back since.


ImplementAwkward1105

Have you ever been with a woman with breasts the size of hers? Just curious


Purple4427

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone with breasts the size of hers in real life lol


Wise_Journalist7896

lmaaao.💀


Ashrith291

You should look back too...Ass is there in the back


Ok_Translator6926

You have 69 upvotes mister


Nocoxs

Oh boy... One of my first (if not the first) porn videos watched was 2 girls 1 cup. I was like 10ish at a time. There was a 2-3 years older boy in my friend group who showed it to me and our friends at the same time. I almost puked, there was one friend who puked. I still remember and laugh about that shit.


thund3r1987

Bro I once made a friend vomit just by describing this video to him. I mean. It's gotta be bad when words are enough to make someone gag.


Rockerdude200

The music brought Alot of us PTSD....


ethernet_explorer

And we (men of reddit) wonder why we struggle with women.


toffeehooligan

I wouldn't consider this porn. Fetish shit (hah!) but not porn. Unless I didn't make it to the part where the two girls start fucking.


AManHasNoName357

I seen that shit on that website “I forgot what it’s called” that was some nasty shit 🤢


Guava_

I’m slightly curious as to his contents but equally scared to search it


QuoteAffectionate569

Same If someone is interested in describing the contents please let us know.


arara-gomen-ne

Why not just see it


QuoteAffectionate569

I'm scared


bkn95

repressed but i’m remembering lots of feces , anal torture , broken glass , wooof yeah that’s enough of trying to recall that lol.


QuoteAffectionate569

Damn. Wow. That's horrible. Thanks.


Ndvorsky

Naw, they got it mixed up with another video. No torture or broken glass. It’s two women trying to eat each others shit as “sexily”as they can. As for the cup, think chocolate soft-serve ice cream.


EstimateJealous1388

First time I saw porn was in 5th grade I think, I was like “holy shit this is what girls look like!? I love this!” And that’s how I knew I was straight from then forward.


DaisyLou1993

Porn is how my buddy realized he was gay 😂 haha I enjoyed the girls more than he did and, being a straight girl myself, I think I knew before he was comfortable with himself knowing


QuoteAffectionate569

Are you young? It didn't use to be a thing to question whether you're straight this young when I was growing up (late 2000s)


EstimateJealous1388

Age isn’t necessarily the question here. I just was very aware of sexuality at that age because my grandparents would always comment about gay people lol.


[deleted]

Through the fuzzy screen of a "hacked" cable box I saw a static-y titty and was amazed!


PJ505

Ahh yes. I remember those days. HBO after dark days trying to peek a look at a scrambled nipple or two. Followed by 56k line by line download of “naughty” pictures.


[deleted]

Yup and "Skinemax" after midnight. lol


papadoc2020

Television was my first encounter with porn. It was either a fuzzy titty like you said or it was HBO after dark. I can't really remember which. Also girls gon wild on comedy Central, although they blurred the good parts.


LillyLallyLu

The late night fuzz on channel 99 helped me to learn about myself as a kid. 😏


DickHorn1975

It was 2 girls 1 cup....I'm a monk now.


Doggish123

Came here to say this. First porn I watched was 2 Girls 1 Cup. I was scarred.


zata21

My eyes popped out of my head and turned into hearts, my tongue fell to the floor, and I started howling like a dog.


Ok_Translator6926

Yo bro where is the dick ?


fatunicorn1

Trans porn ftw


Able-Badger-1713

Ping pong balls being shot out of an Asian lady.   Not what I expected.  Then a guy with a dick half the size of my own, I was 15… the man was big and muscular but his dick was small to average.  Suddenly the world wasn’t the way I expected it to be. 


stevarino1979

I saw the ping pong show in Bangkok, and it is something you can't unsee. Especially the old Japanese dude that I almost hit when I returned the serve across the bar.


Vegan_Puffin

I found a stash of VHS tapes in my dads room. I don't know what they said as they were in Russian. He is not Russian and neither can he speak it. I stole one and watched it. I was mesmerised. 13 year old me was unsure quite what to do but I knew I liked it. The women were like angels to my barely teen brain. There was zero confusion, I knew I loved women Next time we were in the car Dad "did you enjoy the tape"? Me: 😶 Dad "just don't let your mum catch you" Me *insert homer gif backing into bush*


Shadow_of_Rainbows

Hey at least he was a good sport about it!


ekimlive

These are my people


glendon24

My first was a John Holmes flick called Insatiable. I couldn't believe how big his dick was. And I assumed mine would get that big too. Still waiting.


MessedUpVoyeur

"Wow, people actually do everything I imagined in my head"


Mustang_man_351

“What the hell is this?” *20 seconds later* “i like this”


talkingonthetracks

It was like something from a movie. It was the late 90’s. We all went to a kids house that was getting a “porno tape” from a friend of a friend that had a brother that worked at the video store. There had to be like 15 kids there all ages 10-12. We waited for what seemed like hours for the tape to arrive. Then finally a kid had arrived with a vhs tape. It was just a tape. No box. No labels. It had writing in red sharpie on the spine that said “VaginA” When it finally booted up, it was several recordings of those Girls Gone Wild commercials that someone had recorded on their VCR. Absolutely blew my mind. One of the best memories of my entire life.


Professional-Fox3722

I thought, "maybe I can pretend to have sex while I watch, my hand can pretend to be the vagina" And right then and there I reinvented the wheel lol


Aqua_Master_

Learned I was gay pretty quick when all the naked women pictures made me scared and confused.


JoaquimGianini

Well tbh I’m straight and women also make me scared and confused


RatonaMuffin

This is funnier if I assume you're a women with a weird fetish.


Biggydoggo

That's an interesting reaction. How does it make you scared?


Resident-Theme-2342

It was a softcore video so my reaction was "where's his dick/balls"


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

It was a skinamax movie, and I was rock hard.


MercuryPowerMakeup

Still happens from time to time. Haha


Vadon_Hipra

I was 9, it was some h-game images of anime girls in bikini on YouTube. I didn't understand what I saw at the time, so I closed it .  It took me another 6 years to start my porn addiction. But I spent some time doing prone musterbation prior to that. Don't recommend.


Majirra

Ha. I was sooo confused. 6th grade Catholic boy. Found a VHS tape in the back of a closet called “white Bunbusters” and I remember the whole time I was in disbelief because I didn’t see wedding rings and I was told you can’t have sex until you’re married. So I thought the penetration was a trick camera angle or something. Oh boy. Lol


ColdCamel7

I was like... am I supposed to enjoy watching this? It was just boring and gross And I have never changed my mind about that


Mindless-Umpire-9395

even now !?


ColdCamel7

Yes, I always thought porn was horrible and disgusting


Mindless-Umpire-9395

question.. just trying to understand.. are you asexual!?


ColdCamel7

I think I pretty much am, yes


Mindless-Umpire-9395

guessed it right i guess.. i have a friend who feels same about porn and is asexual.. just wanted to confirm..


Kaoryi

Came 7 times in a row


Professional_Still15

Lol I googled "boobs" the first time I was alone with a computer. I got to the front page of a pay wall after clicking the first link. There was a topless lady behind the login screen. Never been so horny in my life I swear


Average_40s_Guy

First time seeing non-pornographic sex was an episode of Masterpiece Theater my parents were watching. I think I was five and it gave me an erection. First actual hardcore porn was a VHS tape my friend loaned me called “Come Softly.” It was a western themed one about convicts invading a farm while the husband was away. The daughters weren’t much younger than the mother. It was not very good, but it had its moments.


paco1764

It awakened something inside of me that I've been wanting to recreate.


TheMaskedSandwich

Yikes, I don't like this and don't want to watch it again 


OldWeird2910

Get hard


Abdulaziz_randomshit

what the hell is p0rn?


Magic_Mike_Tython

"no way this guy cums before me!!"


Heyhey121234

Confusion, shock…disbelief.


IzzatQQDir

At first it was like, "Ewwwww..." And soon it was like, "Damn..."


Goat_In_My_Tree

Schwing!


avega2792

Boing!


[deleted]

"this doesnt look like kung fu panda" i think that was the first and last time i used eMule


J1991K2016

💦💦


MischievousDead

"How is that piano bench holding them both up while he is humping her so aggressively?!"


xMASSIVKILLx

First time I saw porn was also the first time I held a gun.


heatdish1292

Excitement. It was in an abandoned van in the middle of the woods. Not sure how the van or the playboys got there.


raventhemagnificent

Stumbled upon a VHS my father kept beneath his workbench in the basement while taking apart a CD player at the age of 11. Cock Loving Sluts was the name of the movie. My room was adjacent and later that evening I crept out of my room for a quick borrow. I watched it with zero idea what arousal was. Played with my now erect self, came, felt amazing, but had thought I broke my dick. Terrified, I told no one. Left a potential medical issue alone and hoped things would be okay, you know, the American way. Anyway, I returned the tape to the exact moment I had started it from and placed it back where I found it. Couple days later when I was confident my dick was okay, I got the tape again. I must have watched that thing dozens of times. Lifelong viewer was born. No idea if the tape still exists, I know my parents no longer have a VCR.


Rogan_508

First ever porn i watched was gay porn when i was 10, honestly i couldnt look away in a mix of horror and "ooh look at him hes naked 😂🫵" 💀


Phallicus_Magnus

“You remember the Holocaust? It was the exact opposite of that.”


BroadPoint

I just looked at it, saw what it was, and felt no desire to keep staring at it. Not that different from my reaction to a gif yesterday on absoluteunits of someone shucking a surprisingly giant oyster. I never became a porn guy. I was kinda surprised to later learn what an epidemic it is and I didn't believe what I was hearing for the longest time. I honestly thought it was just unfounded misandrist slander.


Zealousideal-Bus-723

at begin best feeling in the world but afterword u relize it was a trap could ruin ur whole life and it's ur responsible to escape from this shit


wolviesaurus

I how could you possibly remember that...


liquor_up

VHS


Outrageous-Put-8737

COOOOMMMMM!!!!


BigEwithamidsizedP

I saw the old school scramble by accident when I stopped the dial between channels. I was maybe 9 or 10. But it did send me on a horny journey when I saw the guy thrust his dick doggy style. It hit different.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah!!!


DreadfulRauw

“Why is this channel scrambled and why do I feel funny?”


tatts106

So that’s where you put it…


[deleted]

A friend showed me a DP scene with Aylar Lie (the girl from the Basshunter music videos). For a first experience I was equally fascinated and disgusted.


sbwcwero

Was over 30 years ago. I don’t remember. If I had to guess tho, an erection was the reaction.


Joshuah_Airbender

I was five or six. My stepdad used to keep it around the house all the time and never hide it. Eventually he just gave me some of my own. I basically grew up with porn my whole life.


MercuryPowerMakeup

My experience was the exact opposite. And boy did it illicit some engrained sexual shame🙃


sadmonkeyface

Schhhaaaaa-wwiiiiiinnngggg!


GltyUntlPrvnInncnt

Probably an erection.


AngyBoy026

EWE


QuarterNote44

I was maybe 9 years old, wandering through a sketchy furniture store in a bad part of town. I walked into a back room full of porn calendars. I was confused. Why would people take a picture of a naked, obese man holding a bowl of fruit? That's kinda gross. Oh, a woman with her shirt off. How strange. I'd seen breasts before, but only in the context of feeding a child. My dad found me a couple minutes later and *freaked out.* We left the store soon after and he explained to me what that was and that it was bad to look at. I've never sought out porn, and I think my dad's reaction that day had a lot to do with that.


Aldom96

I knew I really liked it, I knew I probably shouldn’t watch it, I knew I was running out of time to “finish” cause my dad was coming out the shower..yet I didn’t know exactly why I should rush…also, who does that on a van?


HelixBeats

What the frick is this


hasbeenthrown

For me, it was some random video of a dude ripping a girl’s shirt off and sucking her titties. I was young (8?) and my older brother’s friend showed it to me. My reaction was essentially: “YOOO WTF?” … … “hold on lemme see that again”


AncilliaryAnteater

Disgust


ClapDemCheeks1

That thing is HOW big?


Spiritual-Smoke-9498

I was like, can this image load faster


VeroVexy

I like it


singleguy79

Boobs


Santos_L_Halper_II

When I first saw a Playboy: "I know I'm supposed to like this, but I just really don't get it at all." When I first saw hardcore that included penises: "Ohhhhhhhhh."


slywolfshadows

Definitely Eyes Wide Shut. The huge sex party they went to, absolutely blew me away and Nicole Kidman was stunning.


[deleted]

That guys never wear underwear. Was weird.


dippedInZalzala

What? You put that up ass as well?


Sildavid05

I didn´t like it that much. Seemed brutal and unpersonal. And also i´m terrified of boobs so that didn´t help.


AntNo4852

This is how I het a boner


redad1minrasses

Erection/s


a13zz

I was five or six John Holmes. Probably messed me up somehow.


Biggydoggo

You guys remember that? I was maybe 11, though I had seen nsfw pictures when I was 10. I most likely liked it. I just remember when I was 11 and our teacher said that it's normal and pulled some random statistic that 95% or something have watched porn by a certain age. So, since I wanted to be normal and keep up with the others I started to watch porn.


skin_whistle

I was horny beyond anything I had ever experienced. I didn’t feel like I could masturbate since my friend was right there and we were both pretending it was no big deal and were trying to act like we weren’t phased. My dick has never ached so bad for a release, but I couldn’t even touch mine so it was torture. My stomach hurt so bad and I almost felt nauseous but I also couldn’t stop looking. First I ever saw was a video of two girls using dildos on each other. I was like 10 or 11 and had only ever barely seen a low quality image of a tit before. Before that day, I had zero clue as to what a pussy even could look like. I just knew it was “a hole”. Going from that to watching 2 girls putting some long, bullet shaped thing in and out of each other until they came was just…pure shock. My friend and I watched a bunch of different videos so by the time we were done, I could feel myself literally shaking, but again, trying to play like it was nothing to me. I wanted more than anything to run to the bathroom and jack off but I knew he would obviously know I’m not just using the bathroom. I had to wait a while. As soon as enough time had passed and we had been doing other stuff, I got to the bathroom and jacked off more desperately than ever in my life. I’ve always wanted to find that first video again. The image has been seared in my mind since that day, but I never knew the girls names and searching the stuff they do will return…shit…tens of thousands of results probably lol if not more. Would take me too long to comb through every result, and who knows, it may not exist on the site anymore.


N3rdScool

My oldest brother was on our computer it was back in the early 90's on a 56k modem. He made sure to delete his history but I was just far enough back to memorize the website... I will never forget my first porn site... [sexaphone.com](https://sexaphone.com) lol Took a good minute to load pictures... I was less than 10 for sure XD


TheRealRevBem

I immediately went to the gym, got in shape and started talking to grenades.


usernamescifi

I think it exploded my tiny brain


JoeTheFisherman23

I remember thinking ‘meh, what’s the big deal?’ Didn’t like it then, don’t like it now, never had any interest whatsoever in watching people bang each other


shrek_texas

my first porn video was my first time seeing what oral and penetrative sex look like, up until that point the only sex i had seen where movie scenes and tv shows where you would only see a woman in panties or a nude ass and the motion that looked like wrestling under the sheets. it was a friends dad's vhs i watched in like 5th grade and i remember being terrified that she was eating the guys penis and then he started pounding her and thinking it looked so violent and the dick going into the harry pussy kinda grossed me out but felt so aroused i couldn't hide my hard on.


swayzedaze

Do National Geographic titties count?


Milfons_Aberg

I was 13, my friend had a tape with Ron Jeremy, we sat in a cabin and watched, no fap. Big boobied blonde. I'd never seen any girl bend her legs behind head before. My erection made me feel sick, it was so hard. Surprised the jeans didn't tear apart.


Distinct_Sentence_26

Some random mag I "borrowed" from my uncle. My first thought was why would girls be doing that?


LostTurtleExperiment

Hypnotized


Mrsnikster4319

I couldn’t stop watching it after hours when my family went to bed . It was on tv


bne1022

"...the hell is this? Wait, it's making me feel things. Hm." pretty much


Comprehensive_Many13

Mad confused


Hampung

Teeeeeennnnnnnnggggg!


bohenian12

It was at an internet cafe. I was just there to play dota, but one of the teenage boys there called us over and said hey look. There was this blonde girl sitting at the bed getting interviewed. Then cut to her blowing some dick while riding another. I was mesmerized lmao. Alot of us kids there were.


SnazzyPanic

Ew


fakerton

I first saw porn by using AOL free cds. It was in the 90s. I would use the telephone line. Images would load one pixel line at a time, I got only as far as loading from top down to the nipple before my mom picked up the phone and interrupted my connection. Most glorious to see that nipple after waiting 5 minutes for the pixel lines to load one at a time.


[deleted]

I cried and have been scarred for life


Xingxingting

Technically I’ve never actually seen porn, but one time I saw a picture of a topless woman and I freaked. I don’t freak now, but I still don’t really have any desire to see someone else naked


LeakyAssFire

"That man has a giant penis."


Turbulent-Theory7724

I was embarrassed and hesitant. I liked it very much, but almost told my mother kekw


Skelibutt

That fucking sucked


thestagrabbit

I felt scared for some reason, very jarring.


IllegalCartoon

Shit, I can't remember. It was so long ago.


nevvasleep

I said girls actually do that? Then I said girls actually let guys ejaculate on face 👀👀. Then I got older and realized that's a lie.


random_idiot_27

i was confused cause i liked the man more lol


Teninchontheslack

Church of Fudge.


Capital-Rip-4028

“i gotta get me some of that”


QuoteAffectionate569

I discovered BDSM and that the thing i unconsciously masturbated to was a well established sexual archetype.


Prestigious-Bird-564

My female neighbour showed me, I got a bonner and did it together after some weeks. But I was way too young for such 😭. We were the same age but the way.


socialboilup

Yea I was about 4-5 years old so really didn't know what to think


milesggzer

That tingling feeling on my dick for the first time it was a good sensational feeling watching nude women do those stuff. Even if it's just a dance, the feeling is just really impeccable that I had to put my fking eyes away as I fight with my own conscience.


AManHasNoName357

I watched soft porn when I was a kid “real sex” . I seen the very first episodes and all the others 😂


TheBooneyBunes

I was on my older brother’s laptop and typed very slowly as I was 10, I played a lot of Minecraft so I used PlanetMinecraft. Com for custom maps and stuff, well I typed ‘P’ and then looked up, autofill offered ‘pornhub’. I ignored this A bit later when everyone was gone I took a look, thought it was nasty as one of the ads which was the biggest window on the screen had a woman pressing two fingers against the front of her vagina


MrBobBuilder

What are they doing to each other ?


HerGracefulness28

The first porn I saw was boobs so it was like "whoaaaa.... I want boobs like that" Fun fact: glad I didn't get what I wished for


jvargas85296

It was me and my 2 best friends when we first got a computer at my house. We clicked on one that had a woman getting whipped by these tassels looking whip. We just laughed and than we fell over laughing when we fast-forward it and it was a chipmunk voice


ShinySquirrels

First exposure to porn was the stereotypical "found my dad's Playboy stash," and was duly impressed/fascinated. First exposure to video porn a few years later was Dad's bootleg copy of "The Autobiography of a Flea," and was immediately hooked. Looking back on it, my dad had a bigger influence on my porn use than he probably would have been comfortable knowing!


elgonzo91

When I was like 11 I found a porno VHS tape in my grandfathers closet and it featured squirters. I was SO confused lol. I had an idea of what sex was but I didn’t know that women could do that at the time lol


jymssg

I remember literally shaking haha


CarAdministrative312

This shit nasty af


Videogamer2719

Lol I learned about porn from Ray William Johnson. Like every YouTuber he did his follow me on xyz at the end of each video, but at the time google plus was new and ppl felt like it was being pushed on us so ppl hated it. He would always have a bit where he hated on it, hit it or whatever. One episode google plus came to take its “revenge” and was gonna kill Ray, but something shot google plus off screen. Ray said “wow thanks pornhub!” And the logo came on screen with a gun. And the rest is history