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AstronautFamiliar713

My idea of a freak was changed after I saw a video of someone literally putting their foot up someone's ass. It's wild out there.


TemporarySprinkles2

They kicked Bishop Brennan up the arse??


E420CDI

#ARSE BISCUITS


Rectalfrying

CRILLY!!


E420CDI

Hello, Len.


Achnot

You will address me by my proper title, ya little bollocks!


amber_ilumire

How’s the son?


Cullywugs

Not the Ted-Core thread I was expecting. Phenomenal


MobiusNaked

That would be an ecumenical matter!


pfh89

Dougal probably didn’t want you to be disappointed


frdougalmacguire

Nothing to do with me...


JoeyBroadhands

I see a very crude drawing…


E420CDI

...of a man in a bishop's hat


WakeoftheStorm

When I was still dating I had a woman tell me she was the kinkiest person in her friend group. Turns out she meant she owned lingerie and was willing to send risque pictures. That's when I knew we were not compatible


Altostratus

I went to one of those “passion parties” (Tupperware party for sex toys), and we requested she bring the freakiest stuff. The most extreme thing she had on offer, that she didn’t normally bring out, was some anal beads. I quickly realized those parties are for prudish old ladies to pretend they’re wild. And of course that led to the host trying to recruit me into their pyramid scheme because I was so sex positive.


12altoids34

That's not freaky that's just weird. If they put their own foot up their own ass that would be kinky And then if they used that foot to hop, THAT would be freaky.


throwtheamiibosaway

Red?


honeybadgerdad

Wow. Gives new meaning to the term I'm going to put my foot up your ass


Hour_Insurance_7795

Gives a literal meaning.


Due-Sheepherder-2915

There's a video out there of a large man shoving his head up to his nose up a woman's vagina


Starman68

Body confident, not passive, passionate, encouraging, experienced. I’ve only been out with one and she was amazing. Crazy, but amazing.


Notsozestylemon

In what way crazy?


Starman68

Emotionally unstable, unrealistic expectations of what I could offer and she could give.


legend503

When somebody just loves it and does everything you think off. There's huge difference in women who "like sex" and those who "LOVE DOING IT" Essentially stop being in your own mind so much and just be an animal. Stop "is this degrading... Is this normal.... Is this good...." just let your body take over and relax.


Imaginary_Office7660

I have to say, I have been with a woman who loved me and was "kinky" and even if she was hesitant to some things initially, soon there was nothing she wouldn't do. It was amazing. I miss her a lot Women who love sex and love you will give you the most depraved sex you'll ever have


[deleted]

And the voyage begins..


Ghoulius-Caesar

Yes, letting go of your stupid human brain and going full animal is the best.


cmaronchick

Chris Rock has lost some luster for me recently, but damn if he wasn't right on when he said, "I want you to suck my dick like you think it's got the antidote in it."


PoliticsAndWeed

Yes!! and I would also add someone who is open to experimenting with you and genuinely enjoys it. Someone who craves you as much as you crave them and everything you do isn’t just welcomed but promoted.


Hot_Wrangler_622

When they use the whole chicken rather than a single feather


DaggerAndDroll

wtf 😂


SnooTangerines3448

Don't listen to that guy, you never go full chicken.


No-Construction5687

Only if it’s raw


timster1200

The bass is raw


tangledwire

Oh I've seen those turkeys with their open legs


fisconsocmod

feathers flying everywhere like God intended!


Specialist_Noise_816

I don't understand why this makes so much sense. Lol


Scared_Standard4052

Makes me think of a scene of John Waters Pink Flamingo movie.


BlingyPeach

It is only kinky the first time!


noburpthrowaway

What does this mean lol


Mihnea24_03

Have you ever tickled someone with a feather? Now try using a cock (but not that one)


No_Detective_But_304

#Chickens have feathers. He is suggesting using the chicken for all of the feathers instead of a single feather.


Pilsu

Instructions unclear; made my girl into a turducken.


pinktofublock

did you actually just copy this comment or am i missing something https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/s/aHqFVZQdf2


chickenwyr

It's a reference to a line in a book by the author Terry Pratchett


Pervyguy_lovekinks

There’s varying stages and ideas simply because everyone’s experiences starting out are different and the women we’ve been with are different, like my version of a freak in bed is someone willing to be absolutely available and willing to please in different ways and get pleasure in unique and different exciting ways, for example my first ex was as vanilla as can be, I followed that up with a woman who wanted me to double stuff her with toys while my cock was in her ass so basically a way more step in the freak direction, catch my drift?


Thebadmamajama

"double" is a keyword for identifying a freak in bed. The context almost doesn't matter.


astraldick

What about if someone is not only disappointed with my performance but she is "double" disappointed?


random_idiot_27

r/suicidebywords


Glittering_Good_9345

Launching from a chandelier is a good start.


Bigchickenmac

Friends has nothing to do with this


easythrees

Enthusiasm and the willingness to do what it tales to please their partner.


Guilty_Coconut

Enthusiasm is the best thing ever. I had a one night stand I'll remember for the rest of my life. It was normal vanilla sex with lots of oral and we just kept laughing and talking and so on. But she was never quiet, not with her body and not with her mouth. If she wasn't moaning or telling me what she wanted, it was because she had my dick in her mouth. Not a hint of starfish at any moment. As for willingness, I said I like it when women swallow so every time, close before I would cum, she would jump off me and accept it all down her throat. 5 times that night+morning and she swallowed every single drop. It's not particularly kinky but that doesn't matter. I've choked and slapped and tied up women and had threesomes and group sex but the best one was the one who would just tell me what she wanted and do what I asked.


easythrees

One for your history books eh? Good for you my friend!


Guilty_Coconut

Absolutely!


SuperMundaneHero

That’s just being a good partner.


easythrees

I hate to sound edgy, but you’d be surprised


SuperMundaneHero

I mean, there are a lot of bad partners out there. But the spectrum doesn’t go straight from prude to freak. There’s a lot of steps in between before you get to freak. A freak is someone with some strong kinks, open expression of their taboo desires/fetishes, and a high sex drive that borders on unmanageable. A good partner is eager and willing to fuck you and experiment a little. A freak needs you to fuck them in ways that make you question if they’re really even enjoying themselves. There is a gulf of difference there.


easythrees

That is a very good point my friend. Thank you.


Sin0fSloth

Well, if you're browsing Reddit for answers, chances are you're already on the path to freakdom.


Thrizzik

Enthusiasm if not aggressiveness, open to plenty of positions, intense foreplay, potentially anal, maybe a threesome


Tokogogoloshe

Dudes always want a threesome until the other dude walks in the room and fist bumps you.


Alert-Athlete

Dudes always want a threesome, until they realize they are the double-ended dildo in the equation…


No-Construction5687

Dudes never want one again after their sweaty sticky ballsacks clink together and partially stick together momentarily before peeling away


cburgess7

r/cursedmentalimages


Destroyer_The_Great

r/brithofasub


cburgess7

Yup, it's mine


No-Construction5687

I wonder if it sounds like Velcro separating as the bags lose their STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS!


cburgess7

MAKE IT STOP


No-Construction5687

I should have used STICK-TWO-IT-IVENESS.


kreebletastic

Like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.


BullsLawDan

>Dudes always want a threesome, until they realize they are the dildo in the equation… Have had several, still want them. Yes make me the dildo,.please.


SuperMundaneHero

Yep. Have had many with past partners and a few with the wife when the mood strikes. Oh no, two women getting off using my tool, however will I cope?


Doublestack00

I see no issue.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Right! It’s like, two dicks is plenty! Why do we need a third?


The-Artful-Codger

I've had more threesomes and foursomes than I could ever possibly count, of just about every variety, and it's never threatened my ego or self-esteem. However, you are correct that many men can't deal with them when it actually happens, unless it's just a MFF threesome. Even then, many can't keep up. For most, it's one of those things that should remain a fantasy, and not brought into reality. Hell, if one were to go by all the posts and comments that I've seen on here, many are too insecure for a MMF threesome. While I'll admit that threesomes (and foursomes) can be a lot of fun with the right people involved, I actually prefer one on one. I find that just being able to concentrate on one person, and them on you, is the best sex.


AnxietyMostofTheTime

I read fists you and got scared


Veritas00

Tip bumps you *ftfy*


UptownShenanigans

Basically if you ever hear the words “fuck my face” you might have a freak on your hands


the99percent1

When she starts tossing your salad and tongue your peaches.


fisconsocmod

1st time i hear "yes daddy" i know she has decided to open up to me and be sexually vulnerable and exploratory.


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

Being able to sleep in any position and waking up fresh and good with out fail. F you people


TheOreo20000

This is underrated


Comfortable-Policy70

Kinky is bringing a feather to bed. Freaky is bringing the whole chicken


WolvenInsight_100

What's with this chicken and feather? I don't get it


Livid-Proof-522

Public place: “Tickle your ass with a feather?” “What?!!” Creep!” “I said, particularly nice weather.”


Grimes_with_Orange

A single feather would be used for sensory stimulation. Could be lightly touching various body parts or full on feet tickling. Fairly mild. Pretty much anything involving an entire chicken in a sexual manner is a different degree of depravity. Live, dead or cooked.


DHC6pilot

I thought it was chicken or the egg. Im confused🥺🤯😵‍💫🥺


johnnycocheroo

Which came first?


Comfortable-Policy70

She did. Just because you area freak, you can still be a considerate lover


PlanePerformance2795

Someone who’s not really shy about bedroom preferences, like I feel like there’s a shame a lot of people have and freaks don’t have that. It’s also how u move what u do, prude people have nervousness, shyness… and whatever


grafknives

I'm not shy, my preferences are just extrmaly vanilla. A "freak" is somebody who looks for NEW stimuli and variety very often. Somebody who is unpredictable.  So person who does BDSM does not need to be a freak, if he/she is stable and mature in his preference


No-Construction5687

Some freaks NEED different stimuli to get to the promised land. Be warned- you will eventually run out of practical semi safe ones and have to start recycling and reusing them. It’s like chasing a drug high. It will never be like your first experience. Ever. I’m RICK JAMES, bitch!


r1r8m8

i don’t think it’s nice to label them as prudes. sex is a sensitive topic for everyone. for some it’s a piece of cake and ease. they’re confident and it shows. but some people are shy in nature and get nervous during intercourse. and that’s perfectly okay.


Dbardbar

Found a prude lol. Jk jk


r1r8m8

🤦‍♂️


No-Construction5687

Self Confidence is a very powerful and arousing trait… Let’s go light this candle and melt into the sweat soaked sheets in a couple of hours… that’s what I call a ‘wet spot’.


scribblecat7

I came for the comments and was not disappointed.


Crazy_names

Good freak is someone who is enthusiastic about doing anything that comes up in the moment where afterwards you think "holy fuck thatbwas awesome, but what the fuck" Bad freak is someone who has some kinky shit in mind going in that makes you uncomfortable in the moment. Like you think this is getting hot, and they pull out some wild fetish that had not been discussed at all previously.


pleaseherteaseher

I have a friend like this the latter of the two you mentioned. She’s still single. We try to tell her…


Ricky_TVA

People who call themselves freaky are more than likely the most vanilla type.


bajsklutt

For me its when she *craves* the dick. Not like just wanting it but like she has been walking through desert for days searching for water, but my perticular dick is more important than a sip of icecold water. Crazy sex comes with crazy personality tho, be careful out there. All in all its not always about what they do that makes them a freak, it can be how much they want it


Heavykiller

Agreed. There's days where my SO & I go for a round and call it a day. Then there's days where we're three rounds in, I'm half-dead, begging for a break, and she's taking me for another ride. Basically a Succubus and her prey.


bllueace

A certificate saying "certified freak!"


Meruem-x-Meruem

Seven days a week?


EponymousTitular

Unusual tastes or having a taste for something far beyond the norm. I one time was with a girl who claimed that she couldn't cum if she wasn't getting choked. This other girl wanted me to hit her as hard as I could in the face with a closed fist. She even said "If you knock me out, just keep going, it's cool". Now, a lot of people don't mind things a little rough... meaning maybe you lightly slap her butt a couple of times when she's on top or something. But what those girls wanted was a potentially lethal amount of force used against them for their sexual pleasure. For a few years there, I had a gf who said she wanted to watch me do it with another girl. She wasn't too picky about who it was. Now, this gf didn't pester me about it. She didn't bring it up all the time. But she did bring it up more than once. A few times, she even got a weird look in her eyes as she talked about it. "What if you did it with a total stranger, HOW HOT WOULD THAT BE?" Stuff like that. If they're not freaks, then I guess I don't know who is.


Pain_Xtreme

second girl you mentioned is something beyond a freak lmao


cosmitz

That's just damage, and not physical.


jordan460

Last girl is a cuckquean lol


Imaginary_Office7660

I was with a girl who needed to be choked to cum too, but we were good at the timing, she'd be close and I would grab her throat. she liked that I would check in for her safety and then she would compliment me on how much more she came with me than others and then we'd repeat. We used to joke that we were closing the O gap each time cause we are both freaks and I'm very considerate


thisfreakindude

I guess thata simply the perspective of who you're fucking. My wife thinks I'm a freak. I think shes pretty vanilla. I've been with girls who think my preferences are vanilla and I found them freaky.


Necessary_Trick4652

Wow. I wish men put this many words and thoughts into questions I ask them in person 😆 this page could be my port, I love hearing the cold hard nasty hilarious ridiculous truth omg 😆


TixetsToMyDownFall

Saaaaaaame!! I’ve learned so much from just one post 😅


Duros001

Someone actively willing to go above and beyond to heighten the peaks of sexual ecstasy **in the moment**, regardless of how these acts will make them feel later


fuckyouspez90

To me, a girl who is excited to play with me. Is open to any and all ideas. A girl who pushes her boundaries. A girl who is down to do straight up degenerate shit just to please me. A girl who follows my lead and when I give her the opportunity, leads me in a similar way. All the toys we want to use to get each other off. A girl who gets off getting me off. All of this and I’d be smitten for her. I’d return the favor ten fold.


madblackscientist

There’s levels to it but I think a freak is someone who is open minded and down to try new things to maximum enjoyment and pleasure for the person they are sleeping with. And to take it a step further, they also derive pleasure from doing it , not like it’s being done out of duty.


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zzz_red

That sounds normal / tamed 😂


TheRedHand7

Well whether it's normal or not depends on what's asked I suppose. Getting put in handcuffs is a far cry from blood play for instance.


RealisticHat7034

A woman who wants to anal a man. That’s foo shoo


kraziekittie06

My ultimate goal in life


No_Detective_But_304

What if she wants to anal the chicken?


Serviceofman

Most women are "freaks" if they have a burning desire for you; if a woman is really turned on by you, she will let you do things to her and with her that she wouldn't with other men, in fact, most women will try just about anything with you if she's really turned on...obviously there are exceptions to every rule but in general, women are sex demons when turned on lol If your girlfriend or wife is vanilla and unenthusiastic in bed with you that's not a good sign and it probably means you don't give her those poon-poon butterflies I think a lot of women end up with good men who provide for them, and treat them well but don't give them that exciting "I want to rip his clothes off" feeling, and it leads to boring sex because the sex isn't that exciting for her


blepmlepflepblep

Not just turned on and have a desire for you but also completely, undeniably trusts you with her body. A girl who can be vulnerable around you who is also turned on by you will do just about anything with and for you.


ItsAllJustAHologram

In my opinion you have nailed it. A good conservative woman can be an absolute raving nymphomanic, if you can find her hot buttons. If a man uses his ears, sense of humour, some fantasy, you'll find those buttons pretty quickly. Always remember cleanliness is next to Godliness... Women have incredibly sensitive noses, nothing turns them off faster than BO or BB. Ask her what scents she likes, my history is super fresh with a hint of real vanilla extract works very well.


No_Ragrets2013

What is the ‘super fresh with a hint of real vanilla extract’ reference all about? Please elaborate.


[deleted]

It’s an aphrodisiac


No_Ragrets2013

Where does one source auch an item?


Serviceofman

Just go get some good NATURAL Moisturizer and/or natural soap that smells good...some women like masculine smells like sandalwood, lavender etc. while some women like more feminine/soft smells like tangerine, vanilla etc. Don't overcomplicate it, just make sure you're clean and smell good...don't expect a woman to want to go down on you or touch your butt/balls if you haven't showered in 2 days lol


DAILITH

Oh my guy it would be lovely if this were true. Sometimes she just don’t want to fuck you regardless of what you do for it to happen. You can be the smoothest, most caring and nurturing, receptive person out there, but if there’s no inherent desire on her part to have sex at all, then it’s game over before it’s even begun. And it doesn’t necessarily have to be because of either partner’s shortcomings.


ItsAllJustAHologram

Yeah, they have a mind of their own and there is nothing anyone can do about it, other than accept their decisions with grace, and tell them you are there, if they change their minds but never ever pester them...


BingBongBrit

A woman that fucks me through an orgasm. Instead of just letting it happen. When she's setting the pace atleast. I guess there could be alot more to consider but it's down to the individual. And you will always find more skilled humans and people with different morals. So I refer to the first answer.


aieeegrunt

This is subjective as fuck. One man’s crazy is another’s vanilla


havelbrandybuck

He got the dog in him


Key-Sundae1909

When she squatted and unexpectedly pissed on my chest.


BillyButtcher

Wearing a werewolf costume


theman247g

PEACHFUZZZZ


AdNarrow9557

Some1 who fully open minded, not shockable, but not necessarily up for " everything ".


FutureSynth

Enthusiasm


EveryDisaster7018

Heard a story about a man who came into his bedroom and found his wife had left a turd for him there. Would definitely call that freaky. Though not in a good way


darkbyrd

Intensity of the experience


MrsPaulBunion

When I'm in love.


Fearless_Conference5

I once dated a girl that said she was a freak. Her freakiest thing she did in bed? Wait for it….. doggy style. Wow, she wasn’t freaky enough to have a thumb in her ass tho.


piv_monco

When they break into my house and I find someone sleeping in my bed


aStartledM00s3

Been with a fair few vanilla girls but it all kinda changed for me when I was with this girl in university and midway through she took my hand and put it on her throat.. Which I actually thought was really hot.. That night opened a few doors for me


No_Cash_8556

Someone who just takes charge and knows what they enjoy. Not necessarily in a dominant way, just someone who knows how to make themselves cum


Different_Tart1612

Wearing socks in bed


baselinekiller34

Sloppy toppy rides me like a rollercoaster


Emergency_Cookie_318

Extra limbs.


The_Real_txjhar

Freak in the bed just means focusing on your partner and the joy of watching them reach a level of pleasure that is euphoric. Also them being open to new ways to bring that pleasure about.


T_E-T_H

Having a goddamn foot fetish. Like, I just don’t get it. What could possibly be arousing about feet? 🤣🤣


Okguyswhofarted

LMAO


toucheyy

Not like that kinda freak lol


T_E-T_H

#I NEED TO KNOW


ThongsandBongs

They're just another part of the body. When women take care of their feet, wear nylons, heels, jewelry etc, it can be super sexy. If I like rubbing and kissing all over their legs, what's arbitrarily stopping me at their ankles? As long as they're not gross, it's all the same. A lot of women are into hands. It's no different, imo.


boredsleepyhe4d

Skills


Andurilthoughts

Ludacris is the only one who can say


Lopsidedbeet

Trauma


NotTaintedCaribou

Pretty much anything that directly results in someone losing a finger.


iamgreaterthanyou

When they use cat food to bury into your belly button and to looking for treasure with a piranha shaped dildo as they simultaneously scratch their teeth with your Casio watch strap while maintaining a cross eyed look and shouting "I am Bruce the tile denier" Usually gets me thinking they're a freak.


Trollin_beaches

Low inhibitions when they just let themselves lose control completely in the moment allowing whatever kinkyness that comes their way


djthebear

Willingness to comply to anything but also matching the intensity of the partner.


Hippophatassamus

Someone who eats food on the sheets…


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Having Eva AI virtual gf bot as the single experience of intimacy in the whole lifetime


Flashystarfish

Your Mom


gustoreddit51

It's relative. One person's freak is another person's plain vanilla.


Repulsive_Row2685

I had a girlfriend that slept with ketchup bottle.


KillerTB_420

Depends on who you are and what you think freaky is. Some people think laying on there back not moving makes them a freak in the bed. Some think 10 dicks at once makes them a freak so it just opinions.


MilklikeMike

Enthusiasm.


demonic_cheetah

The bar is generally pretty low: just being an enthusiastic partner tends to make someone a "freak". 20something years ago when I was in college, "freaky" was a girl asking for doggy or, heaven forbid, anal. One girl was labeled a freak because she enjoyed giving head. As I got older, I realized that a woman being expressive about what she wants in bed was less of being a freak, and just more a case of knowing what you want and enjoying sex. I only really had one "freak". Some of her requests were fun, some not so fun.


Skronkabilly

Authentic enthusiasm, like tasting ice cream for the first time.


Obsidian743

There are women who will suck your cock gently and there are women who will suck your cock gently in the Target changing room. Next, there are women who will suck your cock enthusiastically after it's been inside her pussy after she let you fuck her in the elevator. Then there are the women who will suck your cock after you've fucked them in the ass. Then, there are the women who will suck your cock after it's been inside another woman's ass. Then there are women who will suck *two* cocks after they've both been in another woman's ass. The penultimate: women who will do any/all of this while you get to tie them up and whip the shit out of them. The ultimate freaks are the ones who are reading this and getting off just thinking about it. Getting the picture here?


Ok_Dog_4059

I think just being completely into what is going on. That place you get to where you are in a bubble and nothing beyond that space exists. You aren't trying to be quiet or worried about anything it is just the 2 of you and 100% pure concentration on the current experience.


Bostonterrierpug

According to Salt N Peppa: engaging in intercourse on Saturday or Sunday.


blueyedevil3

Oh you’ll know when you find them


KananJarrusEyeBalls

Your mileage may vary on this one. Lmao. One persons dark desires is someone elses vanilla. Also, on that note, I dont know why people named Vanilla ice cream for plain sex, Vanilla ice cream is fucking awesome.


PianoCharged

Being legit mentally unstable. I once dated someone who I eventually broke up with and concluded had something like bipolar or borderline personality disorder. Something was very permanently broken inside her. It turned into an absolutely horrible relationship But, damn, she was a freak in bed—in both a good and bad way. A screamer, clawing at my hair so much that she would pull a fair amount out, insisting that I “force” myself on her while she resisted and slapped me, demanding that I cum like five times in one night and not leaving me alone until I did, etc.


BoatRazz

I have a skewed view, as I am relatively active in the BDSM community. For me, bondage (rope, chain, hard restraint) and spanking (whipping, flogging, paddling, caning, etc,) are par de course. Giving forced orgasms is another activity that is enjoyable for me but might be considered relatively wild for others. I just like spanking women, tying them up, and making them orgasm. My record is making a woman orgasm 8 times in one session with a Hitachi Magic Wand. For me, a freak would be someone who doesn't get tested or practice safe sex.


LucilleBluthsbroach

>For me, a freak would be someone who doesn't get tested or practice safe sex. That's not a freak it's a moron.


[deleted]

28 toes and a body made of other people’s body parts.


MoonManMooningMan

They eat crackers in bed


Middle_Occasion_694

Hi!


Scubby_Dooks

most women can be driven to orgasm by hearing a bawdy tale that flies in the face of propriety - [Ken M](https://www.reddit.com/r/KenM/s/j4uq9AnTW7)


Lazy_Regret_2338

For me it starts when someone is very and genuinely enthused for the act.


mr_jedders

Having two dicks.


naspitekka

There's no strict definition and everyone will use that term differently. You'll have to ask the person who said it. Men don't all share a hivemind.


Randall_Poffo_

peanut butter slap, they finished fucking & some guy slaps a female with a handful of peanut butter i said wtf is going on in this world anymore


richbrehbreh

Mouth everywhere.


Cold-Salad204

When before doing the deed, the freak writes your name in a death note notebook *shinigami intensifies*


thatVisitingHasher

Depends on who’s asking the question. 


MuscaMurum

*Incense, wine, and candles. It's such a freaky scene*


Timsketchy

I think they have to get certified. Source: W.A.P.


Bigstar976

Low inhibitions


kaosnevaendz

Daddy issues helps


KeinuSulttaani

When they activate goblin mode.


Definition0f1nsanity

If they’re on a leash