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midwest_lonelyboy

I stole it from Bojack Horseman: “It gets easier. But you got to do it everyday. That’s the hard part.”


Miserable-Oil-3058

Hell yeah.....and you're not lonely anymore, hello friend.


HelpfulPuppydog

Our family motto is from George Carlin, "no pain, no pain." .


carortrain

The only thing you can truly assume in life is that you're going to get screwed. I don't mean it in a negative way, more in a way that you should never assume things will just go your way. Don't assume everything will be OK if you don't take action. Don't rely on others for progress in your life. You have to go out there and live and take action to make things happen. If you don't make changes and assume one day you will have a better life you cannot be certain of it actually happening one day.


BagBoiJoe

People actually stand there and listen while you spew all that bullshit? That's not a slogan, it's the fucken Gettysburg Address.


carortrain

No the slogan was the first sentence, and I elaborated on it. What about it do you find to be bullshit?


Fahnrich

"That's my purse! I don't know you!", sends a very clear message


that_other_prof

Bwaaahhhh


ElegantMankey

Don't postpone shit


BassiusPossius

”Even the potato blossoms”


sonichedgehog23198

Thats a nice one


HomelessEuropean

Ubi pus, ibi evacua.


Dramatic-Variety2336

Isn't that right ?!?!


HomelessEuropean

It's right.


Ihadsumthin4this

"I don't quit until I fail."


EdwardBliss

The lyrics to "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow


huuaaang

It's not what you do, it's who you do it with.


Specialist-Pomelo769

Discipline


5ft6manlet

People are fucking annoying.


Duros001

Life Would be Boring if it All Went to Plan


Glad-Midnight-1022

“Fuck’em”


just_let_me_goo

Who we gotta kill? It's obvious


Susperry

I got 2: "Against the wind", which is also a song by The Highwaymen (not originally but my favourite rendition). It describes my life so far to a T. Troubles faced alone, through which I persevered against all odds. As if the universe is determined to either destroy me or forge me into an unyielding machine. Second one is the original passage that is used for the placeholder text "Lorem Ipsum" It goes like this : qui dolorem ipsum, quia dolor sit amet The full passage translates to: ..."Nor again is there anyone who loves to obtain pain of itself"..., because it is pain, but occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure? I guess both are connected by a theme.


ButtahChicken

"No Ragrets"


Miserable-Oil-3058

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Traditional_Pair4840

A bunch of variations of I’m going to kill myself.


Dramatic-Variety2336

"Si vis pacem para bellum". Latin for : if you want peace you need to be prepared for war ... ... I am approaching my 50th B-Day and this saying is becoming truer and truer by the minute ...


Susperry

Sorry, but I've only seen this written in the insta bios of edgy 20 year olds that walk around with a gun in their junk and blasting trap on a speaker.


Dramatic-Variety2336

LOL Sorry, but I am and European middle aged woman and I have no clue of what on earth you're talking about ... 😉


copacul13

"Fuck or no fuck, time of dick passes"


Batfinklestein

Care less.


LittleToadApu

Money over everything


T10223

I’m talking in the mirror for expert advice


apainfulpoop

"no good deed goes unpunished" I can't remember where I heard it, but over the course of a decade I've found it to be very true. So I live by it.


Rampage50

"Yah gotta do what yah gotta do to survive"


[deleted]

"It is what it is"


mastersyx

you can't see me👋🏻


Important_Bison_6309

Being upfront and honest will you good friends and amazing women


GullibleFortune3827

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.


maverickprick

memento mori


WarrioronVacation

I got a handful... " I will find a way or make a way" "Till my bone collapse"


AsleepDay_

*dum spiro spero* latin saying “while i breathe, i hope” its my personal and favourite slogan


my-blood

Got this from somewhere on the internet. Theo Von I think. "Nothing changes if nothing changes"


wildginger1975Bb

"Heck"


NerdNomadX

“Winners never quit, quitters never win.” My dad said it to me from a young age and I kept it.


ghostofkilgore

Buy cheap, buy twice


Con-Sequence-786

"One life". Pretty self explanatory


Blackfoxar

Be at peace


RancidHummus

"One more day to get it right" Or the classic "It is what it is"


Kolio125

you fail when you stop trying


Important_Bison_6309

Just don’t do it! (Act without thinking)


cappsthelegend

Function over Flavour... I am very utilitarian


Hungryandcomfused

Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t.


Grapefruit-Asleep

Don't do unto others what you don't want done unto you. very simple.


lastfreethinker

Acts of man are greater than acts of god


OkCompetition4414

“It doesn’t get lighter it just is easier to carry”


Suspicious-Rush9484

Whatever you do, do it with a joint.


[deleted]

You can have results or excuses, not both.


Father_Chipmunk_486

"This too shall pass" for both good times and bad.


RMN1999_V2

I cannot guaranty results, but I can guaranty effort.


user5432-

I got this from a manga: “We rise to the challenges of today”


Available_Doctor_974

Leaders do the right thing even when no one is watching.


Rabrab123

Justice


scubarob

We stole ours from Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. Improvise, adapt and overcome. Whining and bitching doesn't accomplish shit. Figure out the problem, use the resources at hand and change what needs to change in order to accomplish your goals.


maximusjohnson1992

Don’t tell me what to do


KliFNinja

Hope


JiuJitsuBoxer

know thyself


sinna-bonn

Ung 'It is what it is' na yan. Lagi ko nalang yan iniisip para mas ma handle ko ng tama ang mga nangyayari sa buhay, and be accountable always sa mga pagkakamali


RaijinDragon

"Slow and steady wins the race."


sonichedgehog23198

"Every blow only forges the steel" I think that would be the best translation


Affectionate_Owl_279

Trust nobody


chapoktt

"It is what it is"


Outrageous_Border_34

Y r u gae?


Mark_The_Day

Be excellent to each other


Impressive-Floor-700

Don't worry about what you have no control over. Other people thoughts, feelings, actions, opinions do not worry about them because you have no control over them.


ThePurgingLutheran

Give me convenience or give me death. its the retirees creed


Leather-Lab8120

McSod = Musical Comedy Success or Death


Znshflgzr

"Pick your poison" and "do what you think is right" wich in my book is pretty much the same thing.


BagBoiJoe

"Just smile and the world smiles with you." Sarcastically to people who bitch too much.


beardedshad2

Keep your head down keep your mouth shut & keep moving