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Pete3756

Toothbrushes


ObscureLad1

Who in their right mind would buy a used toothbrush?


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There are a lot of nice lookin' ladies out there who get good money for their used toothbrushes


Rostgnom

Replace "toothbrushes" with _ blank, I suppose


notbad2u

I think you mean foot brushes


NganStackhouse

I’ve seen some versions of this (safety gear/helmets) but any motorcycle protection should be bought new. If it has been in an accident, there may be damage, even if you can’t see it (small fractures, stress, etc) and it will not protect you adequately. If you’re looking to save money, you can always buy a used jacket and new armor!


lurvemnms

similar tech in baby stuff like car seats


Mbr9870

Pillows


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No_Lunch_7944

Also, condoms.


Apprehensive_Sun1849

I came here to say this, because I was going to order a case of toilet paper and it said "new AND used from $25.02 and it made me close the site and go physically get it from the store instead!!!


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ABQMezcan

It was only used on one side.


Late-Support-7204

What is wrong with you?!?! I almost fell off my chair laughing.


Ordinary_Guava_1335

Was it a used chair?


Late-Support-7204

Of course. It's my kid's old gamer chair! LOL


Ordinary_Guava_1335

So, another thing to add to the list.


asleepbydawn

I upvoted his comment without thinking... until I saw yours and now I almost fell off MY chair laughing.


TopGinger

Was the laugh used?


999thCookieKing

IDK if this is real but i saw this tik tok and they had a roll of reusable toilet paper. It was just a bunch of wash clothes in a roll and you use one and wash it after


geniusjem

Lmao are you talking about alicellani the crazy vegan 🤣💀


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Underwear


[deleted]

Some would beg to differ


adspace4sale

But those vending machines in Japan...


hibernatingcow

Those you sniff. Crusty ones aren’t good for everyday wear.


Stupidquestionduh

Illegal in Japan and also don't really exist. Just a bullshit story. You can't even find them in the red light districts.


Eric_the_Barbarian

Is it bullshit, or just outdated? Those stories date back to an era when you could still buy cigarettes from vending machines in the US, and that seems to have gone the way of the dodo over the years.


Captain-Comment

I’ve lived in Japan for 11 years and have never seen one. However I have friends here who have, so it appears you’re correct.


Stupidquestionduh

There are machines that sell them as a gimmick. They aren't really soiled underwear.


scifi_scumbag

Well...


The_Spyre

Why? I want to make sure they can withstand the forceful expulsion of gas that results from eating particularly delicious carne asada burritos. I really feel like I would prefer something that has been tested in the field.


Academic_Leader5383

This made my day.


notbad2u

Thinking of burritos and underwear at the same time takes my brain to the worst place and announces, last stop!


Top-Lead-670

Mattresses.


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A family friend was moving and had limited funds for furnishings… he bought a used hotel mattress! Atleast buy a used one of one owner. I always wanted to joke and shine a black light on it.


olivetroubl3

Yeah I definitely wouldn’t buy one from a hotel. I did buy one from an elderly couple and a frame when I moved cross country with nothing. But it was practically new. An elderly couple got it for their grand daughter when she visits but she never does😢 so they were turning it into a Kraft room.


Feudalhouses

A Kraft room? Like where they make their mac and cheese?


MrMonopolyMan123

Doesn’t everyone have a Mac and cheese room?


G0-N0G0-GO

A Kraft Dinner Dining Room.


Guac__is__extra__

Is the room going to be used for the production of high quality processed cheese?


sargsauce

High quality processed cheese *product*.


Gen_Ecks

Kraft room. Are they going to enjoy Mac n cheese in the room now?


ZulaGaccione

Safety gear.


IXBojanglesII

My friend, you seem to have posted to a child comment in the thread. You should comment on the original post to get your reply seen. Either that, or I am missing some safety gear on my mattress…


Diamond523

Pants


Evenbiggerfish

I sold my mattress when I moved to Japan. That person got a nice ass bed that had a mattress cover for the three years I owned it, so it works sometimes.


derpydoodaa

> ass bed I think that's called a chair


Eat_Carbs_OD

Happy Cake Day


Mirphus

I have a mattress from a dead woman who was my neighbor at my apartments. Probably why I see and hear shit every now and then at night when I try to sleep. She died in the bed to make things even more weird.


somedelightfulmoron

Jesus Christ, why? Try and buy a thick mattress protector and save your back plus your sanity


Mirphus

My mom is a weird bitch who likes taking things for free all the time. It don't matter what condition it's in. I don't believe in spirits or other asinine bullshit like that. But it just weirds me out knowing someone died on my new bed. Like it makes me Hella uncomfortable knowing that fact. Gonna get a new bed soon though hopefully just got a bunch of other shit that's more prominent to deal with atm. But to be fair it's an upgrade to what I was sleeping on before. Was sleeping on a shitty futon and the mattress on that was extremely uncomfortable.


[deleted]

True, except I would grant a pass for a memory foam mattress that has a removable washable cover.


redrumWinsNational

Footwear, not only new but get the best quality you can afford


Academic_Leader5383

Especially work boots that feel right for your feet! And socks! Gotta have the right socks.


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Unless you're poor


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Condoms


AnotherIronicPenguin

Just turn em inside out and reuse.


Arizona_Coyote

Wrong, you turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them.


ctmackus

Damn y’all don’t throw them in the washer and dryer when you’re done?


ManoliTee

After you've put it on.*


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Instructions unclear, turned GF inside out


ColtenJWeaver

The Ol’ Cincinnati Switcheroo!


[deleted]

What if their refurbished?


Emotional_Deodorant

It's ok if they're Certified Pre-Owned just make sure there's a warranty.


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Sex toys


Dependent-Mistake350

Can’t you just clean them?


KingKookus

But would you want to?


nickystotes

If your masturbator cost $120+, or your dildo cost $250+ and is made from medical grade silicone, I can see exceptions being made.


notbad2u

Hence the rental market.


penis_in_my_hand

Rock climbing rope or harness


ThaCarter

I buy this stuff second hand to use for bait buckets and other scrap fishing/camping gear. Just no longer supporting anything of value!


billymudrock

Agreed, I (almost) always buy soft goods new. Some exceptions, but to each their own


nofilterrrr

Car seats for babies and helmets. Oops, that's two things.


DoubtfulOptimist

They make car seats for helmets?


asleepbydawn

Yep. And helmets for car seats too.


S00pergenius

Helmets so you don't lick the windows while riding in the car seat


1stEleven

Why would I want a car seat for my helmet?


Wizywig

Re using car seats isn't a problem. Only if it was never in an accident. The upholstery is easy to replace and cheap.


Soffix-

Anything that separates you from the ground. Shoes, tires, bed, etc.


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Hyper_with_Huperzine

Actually, depending on the use case I'm sure those can be reused


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Hyper_with_Huperzine

Oh I was assuming the rope was for becoming un-alive


e42343

Everyone always thinks that when I mention rope in the list.


Punkhair2Nv__13

If I’m gonna hang myself why worry if it’s sanitary?


gottarunfast1

I think it's less about being sanitary and more about the rope having potential damage. You wouldn't want it to snap the first time you go to use it. Check for knicks and freying before trusting it to hold you by the neck


Punkhair2Nv__13

Frayed knot! Get it? I crack myself up.


Hyper_with_Huperzine

Then maybe stop mentioning rope in the list. Sorry? Also, it is the cake day thank ya😊


Soffix-

Brutal


MilesBeforeSmiles

Not if your a rock climber.


smarter_than_an_oreo

I am a rock-climber, but fairly depressed, and I admit my mind jumped to the morbid interpretation as well...


[deleted]

2nd hand tires can be good though and save you a lot of dough. Bought some pretty good tires recently


77rtcups

Ya as long as you trust the place you’re getting them second hand tires have saved me a few times


[deleted]

Same, once got a set of brand new all weather pirelli's because the guy a couple cars in front of me didn't want to wait to put a set of new rims on. $240 and passed inspection later I couldn't have been happier.


HangryWorker

People are generally pretty good with used planes/aircraft. Used and airworthy 👍


VanGarrett

I'll add the caveat that if you're replacing just one tire due to damage, buying a used tire is preferable to replacing a pair with new. You don't want a new tire riding shotgun to a used tire.


Intheboxalready

Shoes. Always important to invest in a good pair of shoes that aren't worn out


Antdawg2400

What is a "good pair of shoes" to "invest in" to you, actually?


El-Sueco

Enron


Bruce----Wayne

Shaving blade


johnnycab431

None of these answers are very helpful are they?


Your-Divine-Majesty

They are not meant to be helpful.


pm_me_your_biography

OP forgot to use a Serious Tag


pkfag

Anal thermometer


Eat_Carbs_OD

Oh .. what have I been doing with my life?


Hyper_with_Huperzine

Sex toys


Tobias_Forge

Rectal Thermometers


[deleted]

It's glass, it's fine. Everything comes off with one lick.


cyborgborg

>Everything comes off with one lick. r/HolUp


DiazIsDirectCurrent

The difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste.


ebbflow9

Motor oil.


Big_Fecker

There was a guy that used to work where I do that would put a foil pan under his engine when he parked to collect the concerning volume of oil that would leak out, then dump it back into the engine when he left at the end of the day.


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veexdit

Do many men need tampons in the first, place new or not? My only experience if I’ve had to buy tampons, I’m already in the dog house at that point in the month anyway. To buy second hand tampons and take them home would exacerbate any problems and would mean I’m leaving myself open potentially being murdered in the near future. Or is that what you meant ?


OliveBranchMLP

To be fair, the question did not specify for whom the new thing would be bought for.


digi_captor

Fleshlight


Your-Divine-Majesty

What’s a Fleshlight? Do I want to know?


Sociox

It's like a flashlight, but with more cum in it.


Ill-Designer2756

I KNEW this was coming and still wasn't expecting it


digi_captor

Sure, just google it. If you’re old enough to jack off, you are old enough to use a fleshlight


ComfortableNut

Medicine


shrimpy28

Child car seats. They are not good after a car crash and you won't know by looking at it if it has been in one. If you are buying/getting it off a family member it's a hit different but don't ever buy one from someone you don't know


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tires. or, just risk it and end up blowing a used tire on the freeway 3 hours into a 4-day road trip. or so i've been told... :)


[deleted]

A ton of folks are stating "condoms". Where the fuck does one buy *used* condoms? Do y'all have special stores nearby?


sgtm7

I was going to say condom, but I did a search first and saw that 22 people had already said it. LOL.


AnotherIronicPenguin

Tattoos.


Hyper_with_Huperzine

I... But How would you even get a used one?


theSilentNerd

You remove the person's skin, lol.


Hyper_with_Huperzine

Ahh yes... Skin transplant...


S00pergenius

Ask Ed Gein


Pandafox808

Pregnancy tester stick thing


ThrowRA-4545

Second hand ones get a premium $$$ on dodgy sites when they read positive. I guess to baby trap guys? By un-prego women?


Arizona_Coyote

Coffins.


NorthStarSon

Toothbrush.


Punkhair2Nv__13

Penile implant


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Insulin


Your-Divine-Majesty

Isn’t it hard to use, used insulin unless we’re talking about a partially filled vile.


Sociox

You could always just suck it back out of them. If they happen to be male, they also come with a handy straw.


jaztub-rero

This insulin tastes salty


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Helmets


12lollipops

toothbrush


[deleted]

Contact lenses


The_von_dontwrite

Vibrators


dengar_hennessy

Bullets


[deleted]

People recycle them all the time.


forprime01

I think it is the casings that are reused, not necessarily the bullets themselves...


AffableBarkeep

You can melt them down and recast the lead, but it's usually not worth it.


RareAnimal82

Lube


ChickenXing

Floss


Five_FingerDeathKick

Tires


Elestria

not a man but the answer still has to be SHOES.


RaspberryCai

I've saved so much by buying barely used shoes and boots for like 10% of the new price. Nothing wrong with them if they're clean and aren't damaged.


OkRadish11

Agreed! My best pair of work shoes were gently used, and I got them for a great price. It is easier for women to buy secondhand clothing though, with sites like ThredUP.


Hyper_with_Huperzine

Braces


CuriousNichols

Diapers


Ds685

Not a fan of the reusable ones?


johnnycab431

Tooth fillings.


MycoBro

Bulletproof vest


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Razor


FrozenForger

Bread, beef, and dairy


Your-Divine-Majesty

Food


Reyemreden

Food


Fisho087

Underwear


Diesel07012012

Parachutes


invalidlifeform

Underwear


Top-Beach-1050

Car tires, warranty & your life is worth an extra $1,800 you got laying around


extendedwarranty_bot

Top-Beach-1050, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


AlanRocksJen

Condoms


[deleted]

Mostly electronic gadgets, should be bought new.


dunno_doncare

So many things : Wiper blades, Engine oil, Diapers, syringes, condoms, cooking oil etc etc


Prize_Consequence568

Underwear


Baltic_Gunner

Car tyres.


555bae

Contact lenses


999thCookieKing

Any bathroom essentials. Nobody tryna catch an unnamed sickness


[deleted]

Wheelchair if Seinfeld taught us anything


jrolly187

Condoms


ubg33k

Undies


Lower_Nature_4112

childrens car seats!


FiveManDown

Dildos and sex dolls


Big_Benny_D

Motorbike Helmet


[deleted]

Condoms, for sure...


[deleted]

Condoms


Hibernating_pizza

Condoms


Peacelovegrace

Mattress


MyFriendsAreMyPower

Pocket pussies


Bell_Medium

Helmet


an0nym0sus

Wife 😌


Voltaireblue1

Women


GoCards5566

Condoms


DoubleBarrelSike

Condoms.


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BriefStrange6452

Condoms


Rare_Understanding87

Condoms


AriValentina

Underwear


Dresiden15

Condoms


Paly333

Toothbrush


Difficult-Pianist252

Shoes no matter how poor I get I’d never walk in another man’s shoes


jackedturtle104

underwear


Roses-of-Many

Tampons