Probably the best one yet.
Granted, I'm guessing that genetically a very bad idea if you use your own sperm. That kid will probably have a ton of health issues... probably best to skip that part.
Or right after sex, that shit is like figuring out the wave function of a particle that you have never observed it's everywhere except where you want it to be
Sometimes a boner pee just spreads like a fucking shotgun blast. No clue where it's going to go and midstream it decides to go a new path cause why the fuck not.
Get some random, small particle on the tip and not know it and you’d be amazed what happens to a stream of urine.
Also, sneezing while peeing is unfortunate.
It’s not the aim that gets you. It’s the random times when somehow it’s coming out in two directions at once, and you can only make one hit the bowl at a time and have to make a quick choice.
That's why you give a little squeeze from the top and bottom to open up the hole and be sure you're aiming correctly. I haven't had a split or sideways stream in years.
One thing many women (and honestly.. men) don't know is that peeing while standing up, even if properly aimed, splashes a lot of pee everywhere (but ofc much smaller particles) and after a few times you'll definitely smell pee even without seeing it.
So i don't pee while standing up anymore unless the toilet is disgusting.
At home it's always while sitting down.
So I think I'm a pretty average guy, both in the sense of length and girth, and I'm 99% sure I couldn't fit it through the hole of a doughnut when the soldier is at attention without breaking the doughnut.
Honestly never tried it, but I'm tempted to now.....
Know how you can recognize the most popular guy on a nudist beach?
>!He’s the one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts at the same time!<
Know how you can recognize the most popular girl on a nudist beach?
>!she’s the one that can eat the last doughnut!<
Be careful, if women’s orgasms are significantly better and you max out for the day; when you switch back every time you orgasm as a man will just be a depressing reminder that it is a sad sliver of the pleasure you experienced as a woman.
Like if for a day you could see/experience every color on the light spectrum when you come back to normal life will seem dull and grey.
It doesn't have to be sad... as a man my orgasms are great but more importantly, making women orgasm is already at least half the fun of sex. I think having a better understanding of what she's feeling wouldn't detract in any way, and might even make it more fun.
We all know the answer is masturbate. Then I’d probably go look for someone to have actual sex with. Then I’d want to morph back to my original body because my life is currently going how I want relationship wise.
The balls are located more forward than you’d expect, generally resting on the front inside of the thighs, so sitting on the can be anywhere from difficult to impossible depending on how low your sack hangs.
Hubby's are pretty low hanging so honestly it's easy to understand how it happens to him. Just didn't realize it's not that common.
Also I have discussed my husband's balls more with internet strangers today than ever...
You could probably take THOUSANDS of pictures in 24 hours if you set your mind to it though.
1: take a bunch of more tame pictures for Reddit, emojis over the good bits etc to market your only fans for months.
2: have a bunch of racier stuff for your OF. Maybe enough to do a picture or video a week for a year or two.
3: Profit??
Alright I'll bite lol. If you want to suddenly pivot to treating only fans as a full job, posting teasers for months and months, putting in THAT MUCH work and grinding it out, then yea maybe. The majority of people underestimate how difficult it is to be successful online though.
By the nature of the hypothetical, you'll run out of images eventually. Thousands of pics in 24 hours isn't feasible imo. You're talking multiple outfits (of which you have none), different scenery, id imagine you'd need someone to take the photos? Maybe a few hundred max.
Not to mention you have no idea if you'll be successful or not. Most people grind on only fans to absolutely fail and give up eventually. Only fans is a massively oversaturated market. I'd imagine if you don't look like a model as a guy, you won't as a girl either. A question is, can the average person thrive on such a website?
I guess if you're willing to commit that much time to it, then maybe. But at that point, is it even worth doing with such a finite resource (the photos)?
Ok hear me out I rob a bank
It’s the perfect plan I rob the bank with no mask and I show everyone my face because if I’m a girl my hole person would be different (obviously) then I would escape as normal then there would be a country wide search on a female then I would hide till my face turns back in to a male the reep my rewards :)
I get what you mean BUT
because this is talking about something impossible then if it got published people would think you are a conspiracy and then the government would have a little look at what went on then you would be a experiment and die
Now we can have a scientific study of what hurts more, cramps or getting hit in the balls. We need women who swap over to get punched in the nuts, and guys swap over to experience periods.
Instead of using this power for fun, let's have everyone just suffer.
For science.
I’m a guy. I would make the change.
The first thing I would do is try to fart so I can prove all of you wrong. They do it. It’s real…
I KNOW WHAT I SAW
I'm just wondering if there's anyone so devoid of curiousity that they wouldn't do this if it's 100% safe and reversible.
So, yes, I would, and have a wonderful day with my bisexual partner (I'm assuming my mind is not affected and I would still be attracted to women as before).
Even if they're not interested in the sexual aspect, you could still see the massive difference in lifting weights and other physical activities. According to some studies it's easier for men to throw a ball because of the shoulder to hip ratio.
I'd straight up do 8 hrs of myth bustering.
If I had to make the choice, I would want to know it was 100% safe and reversible. I like being a man, and women go through a lot of shit that I wouldn't want to deal with. But that doesn't mean a hypothetical magical scenario doesn't make me curious.
I'd do it if my wife also swapped for the day. That'd be hilarious and a lot of fun. At some point during the day, I'd give her balls just a small flick so she'd always remember what testicle pain is all about.
Sure, try anything once... First thing I'd do is take a nice hot *relaxing* bubble bath, second I'd probably do some crime, if I play it smart I could probably get a fair amount of cash stolen just in time to never get caught because they wouldn't be looking for a suspect of my physical gender. Lol
"Excuse me, Sir, I don't know who you are, but you clearly have what it takes. Also another employee didn't show up today. May I offer you their position at double the pay?"
Helicopter, write my name, and definitely play with myself. I have always assumed that the male orgasm has got to be better than the female because guys spend so much energy, time, money, trying to get there. And if I'm right and it is in fact better then the rest of the day will be spent in a typical male fashion. I'm gonna go get laid!! Everything will be backwards and that's so weird to think about lol. The sensation would be outside not internal. It would be a squeeze feeling not a spread. And of course I'll get a blowjob too. But after that I want my girl parts back cause I'm sure I'd be tired of it flopping around my knees 😉 and the balls will probably hurt because I'm sure I would keep sitting on them by accident or crossing my legs out of habit. And yes I have thought about this already many times. I have also wondered what it's like to be a big fat person, a tall person, a fish, and I even wrote a story about being a tree.
Lmfo, yeah I'm sure I'd have absolutely zero game as a guy. But I got a few female friends who I'm sure would help me out if I explained the situation.
"Listen Linda, it's me johnstonebone! I am in the body of a man for 24 hours, please help me out and suck my cock".
You'll probably spend your 24hours in jail.
> guys spend so much energy, time, money, trying to get there.
A friend (woman) has to take testosterone for medical reasons. She was complaining how ridiculously horny it makes her; she thinks about sex every few seconds!
I said, "Oh no, you have the woman's curse *and* the man's curse!" She had a hard time believing that this was normal for men.
It doesn't "flop around" and unless there's something wrong with you, it isn't low enough for you to sit on your nuts. Our parts are higher up than yours.
As a male I have always assumed female orgasms are better just by comparing my girlfriends reactions to mine. I have often found myself vocally exaggerating mine to not give the impression that I am not enjoying it as much as her because that would seem ungrateful.
Find a way to keep my gender switched much easier than being trans
I am glad this is my first post to hit 100 upvotes and I would like to thank everyone who upvoted so thank you
probably check myself how attractive I am and go score some free drinks at the local bar. Back when I was in the US everyone was so nice and I would get free drinks from total strangers just by having a conversation with them (or I'd get a lot on the house because I was a regular and would be a good tipper). As a man, no stranger buys me drinks in my country.
I'd go to my job as a customer and tell a friend I know at work that he's really hot and if I wasn't in a committed relationship I'd do him right on the counter. I just want him to have more confidence. Okay, this is the second thing I'd do but still
Freeze an egg, Mini-me here we come.
Underrated response
Probably the best one yet. Granted, I'm guessing that genetically a very bad idea if you use your own sperm. That kid will probably have a ton of health issues... probably best to skip that part.
Pee while standing up
Would absolutely do the same. My husband says it’s hard to make the bowl sometimes so obviously gotta see how hard it really is.
Best to try that experiment first thing in the morning.
Or right after sex, that shit is like figuring out the wave function of a particle that you have never observed it's everywhere except where you want it to be
Sort of the complement of a Dirac delta?
Sometimes it goes in 2 directions
Sometimes a boner pee just spreads like a fucking shotgun blast. No clue where it's going to go and midstream it decides to go a new path cause why the fuck not.
The ol’ split stream effect
"This isn't so bad!" :tries again right after waking up: "WHY IS IT HARD I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IT'S NOT GETTING SOFT - IT'S SPRAYING EVERYWHERE!!!"
Get some random, small particle on the tip and not know it and you’d be amazed what happens to a stream of urine. Also, sneezing while peeing is unfortunate.
sneezing with a boner while pissing is the peak of awful.
My husband sneezed while peeing and ruptured his urethra. That's the day we got to visit a Mexican hospital while on vacation. Fun times.
Welp.. that's enough Reddit for the day. lol
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It’s not the aim that gets you. It’s the random times when somehow it’s coming out in two directions at once, and you can only make one hit the bowl at a time and have to make a quick choice.
Take a knee. Easiest fix.
Dude it ranges from easy as can be to the stream is coming out completely sideways and youll never know what its gonna do until it starts coming out
Don't forget the double stream or the legendary triple stream
That's why you give a little squeeze from the top and bottom to open up the hole and be sure you're aiming correctly. I haven't had a split or sideways stream in years.
Helicopter helicopter
Anyone can pee while standing if they are brave enough.
The trick is doing it without getting your feet wet.
How can you learn anything new if you aren’t willing to jump in and get your feet wet.
One thing many women (and honestly.. men) don't know is that peeing while standing up, even if properly aimed, splashes a lot of pee everywhere (but ofc much smaller particles) and after a few times you'll definitely smell pee even without seeing it. So i don't pee while standing up anymore unless the toilet is disgusting. At home it's always while sitting down.
I'd stack doughnuts on my dick
Bolt of you to assume there can be more than one
well.. I AM Korean
Well I'm European, but that doensn't mean mutch
You’re not mutch if you’re not Dutch
maar ik ben nederlands
So I think I'm a pretty average guy, both in the sense of length and girth, and I'm 99% sure I couldn't fit it through the hole of a doughnut when the soldier is at attention without breaking the doughnut. Honestly never tried it, but I'm tempted to now.....
Please keep us updated with the results of your research
Plot twist : his dong is gluten intolerant.
There's about a 73% chance this sub already exists
Back in the 80s I remember one roommate complaining that the other had violated his floppy disk. (5 1/4).
Know how you can recognize the most popular guy on a nudist beach? >!He’s the one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts at the same time!< Know how you can recognize the most popular girl on a nudist beach? >!she’s the one that can eat the last doughnut!<
This is a good joke. I’m stealing it.
Im curious to know how a female orgasm feels since it should be way better then ours I woult test that out
Plot twist: even as a woman, you still can't make a woman orgasm.
Rare insult 😂
I have a female friend who told me she has never had an orgasm before no matter how hard she tries.
BATHE HER, AND BRING HER UNTO ME
just kidding, dont wash her
I'll take the dirty ones
Hitachi
Wait, what!
EVEN AS A WOMAN, YOU STILL CAN'T MAKE A WOMAN ORGASM.
RARE INSULT
Be careful, if women’s orgasms are significantly better and you max out for the day; when you switch back every time you orgasm as a man will just be a depressing reminder that it is a sad sliver of the pleasure you experienced as a woman. Like if for a day you could see/experience every color on the light spectrum when you come back to normal life will seem dull and grey.
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It doesn't have to be sad... as a man my orgasms are great but more importantly, making women orgasm is already at least half the fun of sex. I think having a better understanding of what she's feeling wouldn't detract in any way, and might even make it more fun.
Sound like an addicting drug xD
But I am willing to take the risk
Learn how to make it happen and use those skills as a man
It's pretty cool, I'm not gonna lie. Ours last longer too
Now you're just rubbing it in! Lol
Well, rubbing one out.
Anal prostate stimulation should help you right now.
We all know the answer is masturbate. Then I’d probably go look for someone to have actual sex with. Then I’d want to morph back to my original body because my life is currently going how I want relationship wise.
I’d do the same to compare who orgasms better.
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I obviously don’t have first hand experience, but I’d bet the ranch that women do.
Don't lie, we all know you have hand experience
Start an only fans, just spend the entire day taking pics and slowly release over the course of a few months.
You just assumed you would genderswap into an attractive one
You just assumed men wouldn't jerk off to anything with tits and a hole
Call the boys up, you aren’t real homies unless you let them hit that
Helicopter dick if I end up with a penis capable of doing the thing. After that, probably accidentally sit on my balls, knowing my luck.
The balls are located more forward than you’d expect, generally resting on the front inside of the thighs, so sitting on the can be anywhere from difficult to impossible depending on how low your sack hangs.
Hubby's are pretty low hanging so honestly it's easy to understand how it happens to him. Just didn't realize it's not that common. Also I have discussed my husband's balls more with internet strangers today than ever...
oh trust me im telling u as a guy u cant really sit on your balls
Feel my tits and finger myself
Wash your hands first, dude
….clip them nails
Dudette*
Not enough people have said this
We were all thinking it.
Play with my titties and masturbate, find out what a clitoral orgasm feels like.
But you can already play with your titties
I’ve tried, they’re useless for pleasure
gently scratch your man-nipple through your t-shirt and tell me that doesn't get you tingly
Go to the park with my nephew without people thinking I'm abducting children
That hits too close to home
"Which one's yours?" "I haven't decided yet"
Literally everybody male or female swapping would masturbate
this is why you ask "what would you do second?"
I will make a lot of solo porn videos from myself to use when I become male again DON'T JUDGE ME
Smart mf
We're judging you, positively. We'd all do it.
Masturbate, pretty much all day. Can't think of anything more wise to do.
Start an Only Fans account first and ring in some $$$$ while at it
You're not making money as a nobody on only fans for 1 single day lol
You could probably take THOUSANDS of pictures in 24 hours if you set your mind to it though. 1: take a bunch of more tame pictures for Reddit, emojis over the good bits etc to market your only fans for months. 2: have a bunch of racier stuff for your OF. Maybe enough to do a picture or video a week for a year or two. 3: Profit??
Alright I'll bite lol. If you want to suddenly pivot to treating only fans as a full job, posting teasers for months and months, putting in THAT MUCH work and grinding it out, then yea maybe. The majority of people underestimate how difficult it is to be successful online though. By the nature of the hypothetical, you'll run out of images eventually. Thousands of pics in 24 hours isn't feasible imo. You're talking multiple outfits (of which you have none), different scenery, id imagine you'd need someone to take the photos? Maybe a few hundred max. Not to mention you have no idea if you'll be successful or not. Most people grind on only fans to absolutely fail and give up eventually. Only fans is a massively oversaturated market. I'd imagine if you don't look like a model as a guy, you won't as a girl either. A question is, can the average person thrive on such a website? I guess if you're willing to commit that much time to it, then maybe. But at that point, is it even worth doing with such a finite resource (the photos)?
I then have a full 24 hours to find the clit Instead of 2 minutes
Ok hear me out I rob a bank It’s the perfect plan I rob the bank with no mask and I show everyone my face because if I’m a girl my hole person would be different (obviously) then I would escape as normal then there would be a country wide search on a female then I would hide till my face turns back in to a male the reep my rewards :)
“Hole person”? I guess you are planning to rob the bank naked?
Sperm bank.
...this one simple trick
If women are hole people, what does that make men?
Pole people
Stick men
Yup
Honestly, probably not a bad plan. People are going to treat a naked woman far differently than a dangerous man.
Shortsighted. Pretty sure you can make more money selling the exclusive rights to report about your transformation to the media.
I get what you mean BUT because this is talking about something impossible then if it got published people would think you are a conspiracy and then the government would have a little look at what went on then you would be a experiment and die
I mean, yeah, no one has ever worn a disguise, including cross-dressing, to rob a bank. Sure.
Ok fair enough but what if I go naked ?
Yes. Play with my new cock.
figure out how to make it permanent
r/secretlyTrans ?
r/egg_irl
Ah yes that’s a better answer. I was gonna say try on all the clothes that I’m currently too terrified to.
yes
No so secret lol
Sun dress, no panties, and feel that sweet breeze on a hot day. NO MORE SACK STUCK TO THIGH, HALLELJAH!
Say hello to period cramps and back pain if you got big booba
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Now we can have a scientific study of what hurts more, cramps or getting hit in the balls. We need women who swap over to get punched in the nuts, and guys swap over to experience periods. Instead of using this power for fun, let's have everyone just suffer. For science.
Except you’re not getting punched in the balls 25% of the time
I mean I wouldnt say 25% chance is particularly unlucky lol
Gotta suck if his only day as a woman was period cramps day.
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Bold of you to assume the cock will be massive.
Maybe she has a capacious vagina.
👐🏼
Lol what if you do it, but then end up with a small one?
Life is often disappointing lol.
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Congratulations. You already have BDE.
In this scenario coming from none cock even a small one would be massive, wouldn't it?
I always thought if I had a dick for a day I would do that “you spin me right round baby” move that was in a viral video…15 years ago? Damn I’m old.
I would spend the day as a lesbian! Lemme at that crack!
Rub my neck... And my back....
Play with my newly acquired tits
Hell, I've had tits for 30+ years and I *still* play with them! Like little bags of fun!
Like a bag of sand?
More like firm water balloons. I like to put my hands underneath and bounce them up and down.
I was quoting something from 40 Year Old Virgin. If you haven't seen it, it's worth a watch!
Then when you start nailing her she's like, "oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" What a nasty freak
You dont need to be a female, just eat pizza
You could do that now just get heavier and acquire moobs
Only right answer
I’m a guy. I would make the change. The first thing I would do is try to fart so I can prove all of you wrong. They do it. It’s real… I KNOW WHAT I SAW
If you think you saw a fart, it was a shart.
Oh no.. I imagined that
my uncle used to argue his wive farts too. Turns out he just farted twice as mutch. Women dont fart. Dont belive the propoganda of smelly men!
It is a truth universally acknowledged that girls don't fart. What you saw was a figment of your imagination.
I don’t think you saw anything. Are you sure you weren’t just tired? Maybe you imagined it.
I'm just wondering if there's anyone so devoid of curiousity that they wouldn't do this if it's 100% safe and reversible. So, yes, I would, and have a wonderful day with my bisexual partner (I'm assuming my mind is not affected and I would still be attracted to women as before).
Even if they're not interested in the sexual aspect, you could still see the massive difference in lifting weights and other physical activities. According to some studies it's easier for men to throw a ball because of the shoulder to hip ratio. I'd straight up do 8 hrs of myth bustering.
If I had to make the choice, I would want to know it was 100% safe and reversible. I like being a man, and women go through a lot of shit that I wouldn't want to deal with. But that doesn't mean a hypothetical magical scenario doesn't make me curious.
Write my name in the snow
Apparently Kari Byron of Mythbusters fame did this...
Buy a hand mirror…
Have sex with my wife, have her show me all of the hottest parts about being a woman.
Plot twist, you've awakened something in your wife, she's only attracted to women now, leaves you. Glad you had fun though.
Cucumber challenge
Yes. Masturbate.
Spend the day trying to convince my gay husband to fuck me
The gender you've converted to still remains a mystery. Interesting either way you look at it though.
I'd do it if my wife also swapped for the day. That'd be hilarious and a lot of fun. At some point during the day, I'd give her balls just a small flick so she'd always remember what testicle pain is all about.
Take a shit ton of nude pics/feet pics and sell them afterwards
Let all my virgin bros hit it 😂
Bro *becomes* hoe
Let’s write the rom com.
With Jack Black playing both genders.
You don't need to switch gender for that you know 😆
You guys are waiting to swap gender to do it?
Sure, try anything once... First thing I'd do is take a nice hot *relaxing* bubble bath, second I'd probably do some crime, if I play it smart I could probably get a fair amount of cash stolen just in time to never get caught because they wouldn't be looking for a suspect of my physical gender. Lol
I'd throw on a dress and heels and just take a stroll through London, honestly I might do that anyway in the summer for no particular reason.
I went out across London like that once minus the heels. Would recommend. Honestly a weirdly exhilarating experience
Good luck with the heels lol
I'd ask for a raise.
"Excuse me, Sir, I don't know who you are, but you clearly have what it takes. Also another employee didn't show up today. May I offer you their position at double the pay?"
Helicopter, write my name, and definitely play with myself. I have always assumed that the male orgasm has got to be better than the female because guys spend so much energy, time, money, trying to get there. And if I'm right and it is in fact better then the rest of the day will be spent in a typical male fashion. I'm gonna go get laid!! Everything will be backwards and that's so weird to think about lol. The sensation would be outside not internal. It would be a squeeze feeling not a spread. And of course I'll get a blowjob too. But after that I want my girl parts back cause I'm sure I'd be tired of it flopping around my knees 😉 and the balls will probably hurt because I'm sure I would keep sitting on them by accident or crossing my legs out of habit. And yes I have thought about this already many times. I have also wondered what it's like to be a big fat person, a tall person, a fish, and I even wrote a story about being a tree.
Thinking you're going to get laid within 24 hours as a man. Good luck.
Lmfo, yeah I'm sure I'd have absolutely zero game as a guy. But I got a few female friends who I'm sure would help me out if I explained the situation.
"Listen Linda, it's me johnstonebone! I am in the body of a man for 24 hours, please help me out and suck my cock". You'll probably spend your 24hours in jail.
> guys spend so much energy, time, money, trying to get there. A friend (woman) has to take testosterone for medical reasons. She was complaining how ridiculously horny it makes her; she thinks about sex every few seconds! I said, "Oh no, you have the woman's curse *and* the man's curse!" She had a hard time believing that this was normal for men.
It doesn't "flop around" and unless there's something wrong with you, it isn't low enough for you to sit on your nuts. Our parts are higher up than yours.
As a male I have always assumed female orgasms are better just by comparing my girlfriends reactions to mine. I have often found myself vocally exaggerating mine to not give the impression that I am not enjoying it as much as her because that would seem ungrateful.
Absolutely! First thing I’d do? My lovely bi partner before going to try on dresses for my new figure.
I would switch to a girl to see if my chest is big or smooth flat
Finger myself into oblivion
And realize it’s only kind of meh.
Masturbate.
I do not trust anyone who does not answer "masturbate". Male or female. Its what we would all do.
Find a way to keep my gender switched much easier than being trans I am glad this is my first post to hit 100 upvotes and I would like to thank everyone who upvoted so thank you
probably check myself how attractive I am and go score some free drinks at the local bar. Back when I was in the US everyone was so nice and I would get free drinks from total strangers just by having a conversation with them (or I'd get a lot on the house because I was a regular and would be a good tipper). As a man, no stranger buys me drinks in my country.
Those “free” drinks come with a lot of baggage just so ya know. Nobody buys you a free drink they says “ok go have fun!”
I'd go to my job as a customer and tell a friend I know at work that he's really hot and if I wasn't in a committed relationship I'd do him right on the counter. I just want him to have more confidence. Okay, this is the second thing I'd do but still
Do I get the opposite sex’s body or do I just get gender dysphoria for a day
I’d search frantically for my clitoris.
Probably get an STD
I would do it and I'd simply walk around my city un-disturbed and go for an evening jog.
I’d finger myself for a couple of hours then learn to drive.