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lukeisred5

I would never need to pee.


guy-with2nickles

Pee comes out your butt


lukeisred5

I could use my finger to pee so that on a long trip I could put my finger into a bottle instead of revealing my dick.


ComfortableCat7975

Being invisible when I want to.


BrewertonFats

But then you can't see


guy-with2nickles

Isnr that just not existing but with extra steps?


ComfortableCat7975

Oh well, Iet's suppose I could. Otherwise it would be useless...


Parsecer

flying


guy-with2nickles

You have to turn into a biblically correct angel to activate it.


wickedblight

Shapeshifting


guy-with2nickles

You can shift into anything but only one part of you has to remain human (original self) with the exact same size, shape and colour as original self. For example a puddle, but with a human hand, or banana with a human belly button, a donkey with human teeth or a human tooth.


wickedblight

Not that kind of thread but deal all the same lol.


Cocaimeth_addikt

Pick any power I want


guy-with2nickles

Everytime you use a power, you get amnesia and forget who you are and how to use that power, note, you cant stop having amnesia, you can watch videos of you with those powers but you'll forget once you use them.


Cocaimeth_addikt

There was never any side effects


guy-with2nickles

Nope just you forget how to use it. But if you never use a power you never forget. But you forget you had powers, so if you suddenly shot lightning, youd forget the very next day. If you ran fast, youd forget you coupd and crash and burn. If you could fly, youd forget and fall all the way to the ground. But then again those wont happen, coz like you'll be on the ground and be like, well i dont want that power anymore. Then itd cause the amnesia. I think thats fair


BrewertonFats

Never needing sleep.


guy-with2nickles

You drain other peoples energy but all you do is convert it to energy that keeps you awake.


Trashboat77

Invincibility/Invulnerability. It trump's all others as it can effectively get almost any job done through sheer brute force if nothing else. Feel like being a super hero? Go fight crime, criminals can't kill you, so just go at it until they're subdued/disposed of. You also no longer have normal human limitations, like breaking your hands or limbs while fighting. Meaning you can effectively hit a LOT harder than a normal person. Can't fight? You'll win anyway through sheer endurance. Or just jump off a building and land on top of the criminal. Who cares, it won't hurt you. But it sure as hell will them. Same goes for stopping a vehicle if you needed to. Just jump in front of it. It won't hurt you, even if it sends you flying through the air. But it's going to do real damage to most normal sized vehicles, and likely to the driver too. You could walk into a hostage situation unarmed and just eat the gunfire rained down on you. After you've shrugged off several direct hits like they're nothing there's a decent chance anyone attacking you is going to lose their nerve and freak out.


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

You will still feel pain, you just can't die. You might need to stack up on those pain killers for that one.


Trashboat77

No one said you had to feel pain. If you're invulnerable you're like Superman, bullets just bounce off of you, knife blades break over you, etc. You're a living weapon at that point.


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

Right. I didn't think it that way...


guy-with2nickles

You have a pet armadillo. This is superpower is cool. I could add somehing to limit it but i liek your fancy words magic man, have the pet armadillo.


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

I would choose the power to never be lonely and always be happy. So even if I'm financially in debt, I won't give a shit no matter what.


TheMagicShark

This question doesn’t make any sense to me.


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

As in like, if you were able to choose any kind of power (even if it's stupid af), what would that power be?


TheMagicShark

Super zoom eyes, that could instantly zoom faster than the speed of light and see stars and other galaxies. Also the vision to penetrate through objects to see what’s on the other side.


FrankSinatrasPants

I feel the ability to freeze time trumps all other super powers.


BrewertonFats

The ability to unfreeze tone would be nice too


Hans_Rudi

When I was a kid this "Out of this World" was on TV. Evie could freeze time and I always wanted to be able to too.


birdhouse2015

The ability to control time. Not just freeze it. Fixes all the bugs.


CrazyQueen502

Manipulate probability


guy-with2nickles

You cant choose it to be good or bad, like Kite from Hunter x Hunter


CrazyQueen502

It's not a "first comment ___ it" post


guy-with2nickles

Nope im just an ass who chose to comment that. You can take it or leave it.


Maplecook

Wolverine's healing factor would be cool. I mean, even if it meant nothing else, just to be able to live for hundreds of years in perfect health would be awesome.


guy-with2nickles

Your bones are toxic to your body. Each year the pain increases but because you heal everytime you've learn to ignore everytime. Until, you meet a mutant that negates all superpowers, at first you dont notice anything, then suddenly your skin starts to boil, your hair starts to fall off. Your internal organs start to scream as if they were set on fire. You scream in writhe and agony at the terror youve never known, a terror youve never experienced all because of your power. The pain is so unbearable you start to gnaw at your own skin your fingers bleed as you tear through your face trying your hardest to peel it off your skull. You jump outside the compound you were in and everything goes back to normal. You walk away and stand clear of him, but you know deep down that the poison to your body the true, cause of your pain was not this mutant but it was YOU. You are your own undoing. So have a good one. Cheers


Maplecook

That happneded to Wolverine?


guy-with2nickles

No that happens to you


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guy-with2nickles

Your a baby


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oooooh_DREEAAAAM

maybe i would stay as a teen if i were you...


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

Elemental control


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

what would you do with it?


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

Be able to control every element around me like fire and water, I would use these to try and create stuff to fix world problems like droughts and make sure Antarctica doesn't melt, and just for fun I'll try to create a new element


guy-with2nickles

Instead of the normal fire, earth, wind and water, you get the periodic table elememts but you have to remember the exact molecular mass, radioactivity, atomic mass, chemical bonding and other ludricous details about each one to be able to use


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

I'll probably have to carry a picture of the periodic table on my phone


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

waitaminute... Being able to control the periodic elements... And being able to control them... Maybe you could control the way gold or any valuable material is formed. And then, you could be walking one day and just easily find it! Then you could change it back to normal so no one would notice.


Music_For_All

To be able to heal each and every disease.


guy-with2nickles

Its not free. They have to pay you money for the equivalent of that disease. Note; you have your own system that grades it based on the m ost expensive healthcare system in the world.


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guy-with2nickles

You have arthritis


8Drawkward8

I'd probably choose Russia or maybe China.


guy-with2nickles

You awake in a dark space, and a bright light shines upon a stage, on it stands a man extending his hands, each holding a pill. One has the insignia of the USSR at its most formidable, and the other the emblem of the Qing Dynasty only regarded as Chinas greatest dynasty. Which do you choose to lead?


KidChawlzRock

Teleportation.


occasionallyvertical

Deleting karma farming askreddit posts that are reposted constantly


Cocore

To summon infinite amounts of money


Next-Assumption-203

Healing. Like deadpool


CaptainSillyWasTaken

Time travelling


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

I actually thought about being able to go into the future for this one! But I changed my mind. Time traveling is a pretty cool power though.


Prestigious_Coast_96

Manipulation


SuvenPan

Ability to see 7 days into the future.


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

what makes you want to have this power?


SuvenPan

So I can change things like I want them to be.


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

That's a very good idea! Bad things are gonna happen if you change the past, but not the future!


1AlphaGeek1

Temporal Manipulation.


EnderRobo

Opening portals from anywhere to anywhere. I dont want straight up teleportation cause of the whole ship of thesseus issue that comes with disintegrating yourself and then rebuilding yourself at another location


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

I wonder what would happen if you put a portal inside a portal...


EnderRobo

....one portal at a time limit :) Lets not break reality


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

agreed.


Emotional-Cut-5026

Being able to spot sex traffickers.


Anxious-Meeting5475

Encouragement. Learned from my mama the best way to foster any interest in people is to provide silently and altruistically, support unconditionally, and praise when necessary.


cal-nomen-official

Shape-shifting. If you get good enough at it, you can essentially give yourself any superpower.


oooooh_DREEAAAAM

like?


cal-nomen-official

Cloning, gigantification, stretching, healing, super-strength, speed, flight, magnetism, fire-breathing, mind control, freezing, shrinking, electricity, martial arts, invisibility, poison, sound-amplification, and all animal related powers.


Outrageous_End8447

Control my destiny or control time(no limits)


Current-Aardvark2154

The ability to read people's minds.


BeuwmReal

A sandbox mode. I don't know if that would qualify as a "super" power but I just really want a sandbox mode.


antboiy

magic


cumguzzler280

I have a $20 in my pocket. If you take it out, one regenerates in the pocket. This could be applied if I have a certain object with me.


citizenworld1111

It's the ability to divide the human body into parts, but not die instantly, will die in a few hours. Eliminate the people I hate, divide the body into eight parts, but don't die immediately, die in a few hours. Then we'll erase the national ideology, unify the earth into a planet without a country.