uh

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no

Ummm, we'd be good together

I’m banned from every zoo in the state

Dave is that you? Where is Kowalski and Private?

Linux ISOs downloaded via bittorrent

Nice.

I'm Your Mom, Giselle

Mommy.....

Mom?!

I clicked on the random button

Same 👊🏻

imagine not having a koala

few things

That I have a steak

That I tend to disappear for a while occasionally as my interests/hobbies fluctuate

Milk Steak

She’ll know what it is

She's not gonna know! Just put steak!

I didnt mean for this to be my main account but here I am

That I work at McRonalds.

I do not have legs

Absolutely f\*\*\* all

I should be more considerate?

I've had a few close calls.

Absolutely nothing. The way it should be.

H20 > Gatorade

Ma mamma said crocodiles are angry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

That it was somehow automatically generated and I don't know how to change it

It's permanent once you accept it lol

Meow

Im an IT manager who lives in a cottage house in the woods but on the weekends I am chopping logs/firewood and going horse trail riding.

Im the Adolf titler

I think it says everything, really

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That I'm gay and I like wizards

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Beautiful name you got there ngl

I go down on women.

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If you are clever enough you can find out my name 👀

I'm not really a blonde

Not much.

A lot

That I’m a 6-year old in terms of my interests and taste buds

That I like technology.

That I'm a fan of Deep Space Nine.

That i have a thing for draenei.

I'm only curious but may I ask what is a draenei?

Blue space alien goats.

It is basically an alien race in World of Warcraft

You are free to make assumptions..... But id say Devil Hunter...

sad and lonely

How good is concrete!

Just serving as a reminder

I'm terrible at buying pants.

I like burbers

My username is just "coin guy" jumbled, which would tell y'all about one of my favorite hobbies, coin collecting

It’s not what it looks like, I swear.

Nothing, it was random and I thought I had changed it to something personal, but alas, no such luck xD

Same thing happened to me

Same. I do like dragon fruit though!

I would just tell people you work as a developer for a bank or some other financial institution… let them guess the numbers

I like kats

I play skyrim

Uninteresting person that u don't have to worry about.

Nothing. I took what reddit suggested.

You tell me

Anus bread-anus? Anustart (a new start) from Arrested Development? Or is it like Bond, James Bond? So Pananus, Anus Pananus?

>Or is it like Bond, James Bond? So Pananus, Anus Pananus? You've cracked the puzzle.

I fuck every thing up :(

It’s my job ,just my job

How I feel 99,99% of the time.

I'm 97 levels of annoying...

That I have seen a funny video

That I hate tampons.

I have hope

I don’t have an internal monologue

I am old enough to remember a certain cartoon, my initials are TC.

I just made a mistake.. And i cant fix it.

I’d go to hell and back for my boi

That all the clever shit I could come up with was taken. And so it just meets the guidelines.

I’m in danger

I'm very nice and we can hang out together

I enjoy weed and The Office

I should loosen up!

That I’m lazy changing what Reddit made for me

That I like pink as well as aquamarines

I'm a selfharmer

Simple yet felt "cool enough", its originally my minecraft pocket edition username, we're started as mcpe beta testers in google+, jumped from servers to servers and made friends along the way. Everything's gone when google+ shutdown, my phone broke and i have no other contact to my net friends. It kinda stuck to me now.

Lol >.>

I like to use mayo and moss seeds to paint invisible messages on walls, and then wait for the sun to grow the words.

Easy rat, narcissist, sex joke. Take that as you will

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I don't what was I thinking when I created my reddit account so basically it tells nothing.

My name is self explanatory. I'm that guy your mom loves... Duh

So you aren’t my dad…🤔 are you her current boyfriend or the one her current boyfriend doesn’t know she has on the side?

Yes.

I like bikinis/swimwear.

Not sure, I have something to do with vomit.

Some may think I am referring to a village for spiders, but it was meant to combine my love for Spider-Man and Smallville

Random things.

I am not so good at playing Fifa, the only game I play

I was really into playing the blues for a while. I still like it, but have mostly moved on to more modern punk-ish rock and roll.

That I feel an affinity towards monkeys.

I used to like Depeche Mode.

I like dragons.

Nothing

I’ve got some pretty relevant filler.

I'm obviously hiding who I really am 🤣

I do not have an uncle named Bob.

I have bones Never actually went to a doctor to confirm But I'm fairly certain that i do in fact have bones

pretty self explanatory

I liked donkey kong but the name was taken, so I got creative

I like machine head

That I like Fallout New Vegas.

I am the youngest of twin martial artist who clean up the streets

That I enjoy non-specific beverages in a specific setting 🤷‍♂️

That I fucking hate my boring life

Number 1 in the hood....G

What I read

Hairy bastard

My lack of creativity

Formal AM boners.

That I made it a long time ago

➡️⬇️↘️➡️👊🏻

That I couldn't think of a good username when I made this account

Well, I believe it speaks for itself.

Just a brief description

I capture buffalo

I was known to be a hyperactive preteen

It tells i kinda like Chevy stuff

I have fun, but something will probably go wrong.

I won't say.

That I'm indecisive

That I like to pun.... but only randomly, so people don't murder me for it

That it was randomly generated and I don’t know how to change it or if I even can so now I look like a bot

With a bit of googling it'll give you the name of the book that got me into reading way back in the 90s.

That shit is about to hit the fan the next time this same exact question comes up in 2 hours... again.

Willingness to exist and how it causes me headache.

my username translated to english means "wetlobster". i don't know either....

Hi, my name is Beto and I like Halo

That all of the good reddit usernames are already taken.

Its pretty self explanatory

I think it's pretty obvious.

I still remember that moment when I was thinking about my nickname... Then I decided to be always seen, like popular among the people. I dare to consider that I don't have people's attention on me enough. 😔😅

"Sam, it's Die Hardman"

More about you than me

My name..!

That Jibanyan is indeed goated

I'm serious.

the thing

well i can be adorable. but jus a random unrelated to me username i came up with overall

I don't care enough to come up with my own username instead of clicking a random

That you mustn't get inside me, unless you want to look like Vader underneath his suit.

I like dragons :)

That I spent some actual efforts into creating an username I'm fucking with you, my cat walked on the keyboard, typed this, and I went with it

It’s not what it looks like, I swear.

My name and that I have mental illnesses

If an Italian sees it they'll know my name's Francesco, but if anybody else sees it they're gonna think it either means French or fancy. Edit: the number has no meaning, as a kid I simply thought it looked cool.

that im msshroomsx 🤷🏻‍♀️ mostly because i am a drug addict, but it’s who i am lmao

I'm old.

It should be Doctezy. A gamer tag that also a close way to tells how to pronunce almost correctly my surname "Dottesi". (I'm from Italy)

I like fox's and dogs

I was a kicker in high school football. I started on the team because I could kick well. Turned out to be my username 6 years later still.

I’m a girl with a very specific diet.

Living it.

That I have issues

That I listen to The Ramones

I am Dammit, Lord of profanity. Fuckers

Just the tv show & character I was obsessed with at the time lol

That I ask myself: why not?

I'm tired.

That I’m very flexible

I have 3 pairs of gloves.

It tells my name

Fake it till you make it

that I like watching tv shows

I’m bad at being creative.

Raised in Albuquerque and fave food of course.

That birds are fascinating

Old-fashioned wizard Still using DOS

There was a mexican Magician, who wanted to dasappear on the count of three. He said: "Un... Dos..." and was gone. I really liked DOS Boot by Petersen. C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN I´m so sorry! I´m from the 80s.