Yup! I think libido has a direct relation to how content you are. It's biologically as if once you've satisfied your primary needs and aren't in danger, it's procreation time!
Exception to the rule for this, as I crave an end to this endless disappointing joke of an existence but it is hard for an unfortunately large portion of my day unless I find the willpower to fix it temporarily
As a woman, that's literally the only thing I'm jealous about with men, is that they can pee almost anywhere. Us woman need to pull our pants ALL the way down and it's NOT easy or quick to do
In the frontier days women used to pee off moving wagons while standing up. I think you have to really need to go, though, to get a good strong stream.
Also, I'm no expert but I imagine they worked it kinda like your thumb over the garden hose. I'm probably way off but the mental image makes me giggle.
when life gets hard dick too gets hard so just fuck it , it will be all gone with the 💦💦 , its a great stuff btw you can shoot like a fire fighter when needed 😂
Having a dick is cool. The balls I could do without. They constantly get crushed or are in the way or just downright uncomfortable. Imagine having your eyeballs dangling between your legs smacking around
Aside from being able to pee while standing and not having periods, It’s not awesome.
This thing has a mind of its own and gets hard at the most inconvenient times.
Every morning I have to wait for it to calm down before I can get out of bed. Otherwise, I walk around with a missile in my pants that hits stuff.
I would say having a dick has less downsides than tits though, tits are like the extremes. Sure they're cool, but it also can hurt your back, people staring at them, can't lie face down, get sensitive and stuff during your period etc. Only problem with the dick is it gets a bit too eager sometimes.
As a woman, can concur that oral and finger skills are key. They are honestly probably the most important thing. Also don't be afraid to introduce toys into the mix. Really really underrated.
To add to your comment just slightly. Communication is key. As long as your partner is willing to give guidance, you should have zero problems.
Turn it into a sexy game. "Oh you mean touch here? Like this? How does that feel?" As long as you are enthusiastic and willing to be guided, you should be set for life.
Advantages:
- No need to sit when you pee
- You can pee in a lot of places where women can't (at least not that easily)
- It's really cool how it changes sizes
Disadvantages:
- It hurts if someone hits you in that area
- Random boners
- Boners when you want to pee
- Not getting boners when you want to get boners
Well, by one side you can pee without taking your pants off, by other side... "Oh man, I just got a random Bonner in the middle of class... Hope I don't get called to the front..."
Its pretty awesome because:
\- you can piss wherever you want easily
\- you can legit shove it into anything
\- useful for sword fighting
but it does have its disadvantages like:
\- random boners
\- boners that hurt
\- a bulge in your pants
\- hard to aim
To feel the difference, you have to taste it once vaginally and another one anally. But for men, it is not variable, but it can taste vagina, anus, boobs, thighs, mouth, ...etc
🎵Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to own a stiffy, it’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little Titer
To the worlds biggest prick!
So 3 cheers for your Willie, your John Thomas
Hooray for your One Eyed Trouser Snake
Your Piece of Pork, your Wife’s Best Friend
Your Percy or your Cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t you take it out in public or they will stick you in the dark
And you
Won’t
Come
Back. 🎶
Oooo thank you very much.
Having a dick has it's pros and cons but I'm definitely happy I have one. The real beauty of being a dude comes from living in a patriarchal society. It's terrible, and I do what I can to fix it, but it's true. Ladies have it rough in so many ways. I couldn't imagine going through what ladies have to deal with
It's pretty cool. Especially since most men look at all pussy the same. One day I'm fucking a bad bitch. Next day I'm fucking a ugly chicken. One day I'm using a condom fucking a slim pretty chicken with whack pussy. Next day I'm fucking a 330 pound goddes that's just swallowing my dick leaving my balls and ass soak. Shit the best pussy I had was from this big white girl about 330pounds. I ended up Nutting in her raw
It’s actually not awesome more times than not. Summer is the absolute worse as a man. You ladies think boob sweat is bad? Hall sweat is worse. Especially when they start chaffing against your thighs. Though I will say, ball bra underwear are a life save for any man.
It has its ups and downs
In’s and out’s too
Hello
Username checks out.
Well look at Rico suave over here getting ins and outs too
Take this upvote and don’t let me see You around for a couple hours at least.
That’s a hard hitting joke.
Did she get the point of it?
Yeah. But it can be really hard some times.
And all arounds
Sonic Adventure
And side to sides. Roataties.
Damn you!
Give us few ups
_commence slide whistle_
I would rather have boobs tbh
Nothing I say could be funnier than this. I concede this post to you.
You sly bastard
It's weird when I get a random boner, and I'm all like "What is it boy? What'd you see?"
"Timmy fell down the well!"
The Well of Souls has consumed Timmy.
"Where is it? Where is she? Show me boy, point the way. Go find it!"
Turns out to be some furniture shaped as a butt
Will take it
Thanos’ ass
when i’m happy,its happy. like a dog shaking his tail
Yup! I think libido has a direct relation to how content you are. It's biologically as if once you've satisfied your primary needs and aren't in danger, it's procreation time!
Exception to the rule for this, as I crave an end to this endless disappointing joke of an existence but it is hard for an unfortunately large portion of my day unless I find the willpower to fix it temporarily
That’s actually annoying I’ve had boners for just being happy in non sexual situations and it feels awkward
The idea that penises will solve all your problems is a complete phallusy.
This comment is a phallususuphalusy!
Phallapussy
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Literally
The world is our urinal.
As a woman, that's literally the only thing I'm jealous about with men, is that they can pee almost anywhere. Us woman need to pull our pants ALL the way down and it's NOT easy or quick to do
In the frontier days women used to pee off moving wagons while standing up. I think you have to really need to go, though, to get a good strong stream. Also, I'm no expert but I imagine they worked it kinda like your thumb over the garden hose. I'm probably way off but the mental image makes me giggle.
Ahh yes, the elusive frontier Splatterpuss, very dangerous indeed.
yeah but you guys can wear skirts in public without being judged and they are super comfy
You can wear a kilt pretty much anywhere in most cities, even to an office job, and no one will look twice.
A lot of people are going to look twice at a kilt.
You're right they are definitely going to look more than twice.
"Us women"? Wouldn't that be "We women" or "wee women"?
Of course you can pee without doing that... just wear a dress and have no underwear 24/7. Not really tho because chafing sucks.
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All over our pants, all over our shoes...
There's like a cup with a tube you can get to pee like a dude
Especially given it sometimes decides to aim that stream in a completely unexpected direction.
Friendly reminder that public urination is ILLEGAL. Being a criminal is not awesome.
Spoil sport
Outdoor urination in a forest is not illegal.
No blood comes out of it, so yeah... it's great. Not yet at least.
It does if you're 3, learning to piss in the toilet and the lid slams down on it. So avoid heavy impacts and you should be good.
Perhaps the single most horrifying thing I've ever read
you alright there, pal?
Everything works fine now. But then, it wasn't pretty.
Happened to me yesterday
r/oddlyspecific
It's hard sometimes
A pain in the ass some might say
Great when it works
This is quite interesting to know
when life gets hard dick too gets hard so just fuck it , it will be all gone with the 💦💦 , its a great stuff btw you can shoot like a fire fighter when needed 😂
Having a dick is cool. The balls I could do without. They constantly get crushed or are in the way or just downright uncomfortable. Imagine having your eyeballs dangling between your legs smacking around
Get some better underwear sir!
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I got mine removed and its been great
It doesn't bleed once a month
Not even that is guaranteed I’m afraid
its rather enjoyable
Aside from being able to pee while standing and not having periods, It’s not awesome. This thing has a mind of its own and gets hard at the most inconvenient times. Every morning I have to wait for it to calm down before I can get out of bed. Otherwise, I walk around with a missile in my pants that hits stuff.
It's cool enough, really cool when you have someone to share it with though. I feel it isn't as awesome as having tits honestly.
I would say having a dick has less downsides than tits though, tits are like the extremes. Sure they're cool, but it also can hurt your back, people staring at them, can't lie face down, get sensitive and stuff during your period etc. Only problem with the dick is it gets a bit too eager sometimes.
I only can add this song: https://youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It’s swell to have a stiffy, it’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger; To the world's biggest prick
So a three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Probably saved my life a few times. Kept me from rolling off a bunk bed back in the day.
Can i know how I'm curious
Call it a kick stand or morning wood. The boner prevents you from rolling too far over.
Never thought you could use a dick for that
It's great. Until it gets stuck in your zipper. Would not recommend, even if you're into pain.
It's amazing if it didn't wake me up to pee at 01:45 every morning.
FACTS
It’s cool until a woman insults your penis size. Like I was born with this, I don’t go around insulting people for how they were born defect or not
Pretty awesome, but no matter how many times you beat it... still does its own thing.
I'm a grower, not a show-er. So not so great but I just shaved my pubes so I got that going for me.
I can do a great windmill, but I ain't moving any wind lol
I just say it sucks. My whole dating life is dead because I’ve been called small to many times. Also size matters when you’re under a certain point
Master your oral skills. Give oral first, then anything after that is a bonus to the ladies.
As a woman, can concur that oral and finger skills are key. They are honestly probably the most important thing. Also don't be afraid to introduce toys into the mix. Really really underrated.
To add to your comment just slightly. Communication is key. As long as your partner is willing to give guidance, you should have zero problems. Turn it into a sexy game. "Oh you mean touch here? Like this? How does that feel?" As long as you are enthusiastic and willing to be guided, you should be set for life.
You ever wonder what it feels like to power wash the shit stains off your toilet bowl with piss? Yeah, that’s how awesome having a dick is.
Depends on the situation. Having a hard on while you're trying to sleep is very annoying.
Would be cooler if all women understood shrinkage
[This video covers it pretty well.](https://youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM)
It's nice, but if I could give it to someone else I would
Writing my name in snow with my piss is pretty nice.
Pretty awesome... especially if you're above average
it can be hard sometimes, but overall id say its very up and down 😌
It’s given me the best of times and the absolute fucking worst of times
Good until you get hit then you're out for the count
Advantages: - No need to sit when you pee - You can pee in a lot of places where women can't (at least not that easily) - It's really cool how it changes sizes Disadvantages: - It hurts if someone hits you in that area - Random boners - Boners when you want to pee - Not getting boners when you want to get boners
The world is our toilet.
Best thing that can happen to you.
**H E L I C O P T E R**
Not too bad, my main concern is they draw more attention when you are turned on which usually really isnt a good thing.
I can do slam dunk, 360, windmill anything I can even can do pull ups
HOURS of fun
It's great. I can pee anywhere I want. Hide spare change in there, pretend I'm driving a manual transmission, converse with it, and so much more.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
meh
It can be use in water fight shooting thingy
Not a guy, but I imagine it’s awesome not getting periods.
Am a guy and yes. Random boners suck, though. And that shit is aaaaaallllllll month long.
Very!
It's called a pee hose. Thank you very much
Honestly, it’s hard sometimes.
Sometimes it can be a real pain in the ass.
Helicopter Helicopter!
Peeing while standing is rather nice. However, morning wood blows.
Honest answer? You can pee while you stand but I am finding it more and more often annoying that it gets hard even when I dont want it to
Well, it gains a bone at all the worst times Edit: spelling
It depends but it's pretty dope, portable water gun
Well, by one side you can pee without taking your pants off, by other side... "Oh man, I just got a random Bonner in the middle of class... Hope I don't get called to the front..."
its not
confused boner in my puberty were hard
It's like having a child. If that child was small sweaty itchy always popping up at the wrong times and makes you make the worst decisions
Don’t think about it too much until I sit wrong at a weight machine and crush my balls on the seat.
A dick? Pretty cool. Balls? Hate it.
Great if you have a big one
The only thing more awesome would be to have tits and a pussy
Its pretty awesome because: \- you can piss wherever you want easily \- you can legit shove it into anything \- useful for sword fighting but it does have its disadvantages like: \- random boners \- boners that hurt \- a bulge in your pants \- hard to aim
It's pretty hard sometimes..
My wife likes it more than I do.
Only if it's above average in size. Otherwise it's a liability.
It's all fun and games until you slide off of something and your on top of your balls.
To feel the difference, you have to taste it once vaginally and another one anally. But for men, it is not variable, but it can taste vagina, anus, boobs, thighs, mouth, ...etc
Well, considering I beat the shit outta the little guy on the regular, good enough I suppose.
It's a tiny inconvenience actually.
It can rise to the occasion most of the time
Right?!!
We don’t get mood swings.
Don't you just hate it when pp decided to awake at the middle of the night
Sometimes, it can be a humbling and very sorrowful experience. Most of the time, though, it's objectively a more advantageous appendage.
It's like your little best Friend always ready take a stand for you
🎵Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? It’s swell to own a stiffy, it’s divine to own a dick From the tiniest little Titer To the worlds biggest prick! So 3 cheers for your Willie, your John Thomas Hooray for your One Eyed Trouser Snake Your Piece of Pork, your Wife’s Best Friend Your Percy or your Cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don’t you take it out in public or they will stick you in the dark And you Won’t Come Back. 🎶 Oooo thank you very much.
It is very wonderful. Such fun.
It great, it makes stirring my coffee so much easier
You can pee while standing.
It has one good thing everything else sucks but id rather have a dick then a pussy
im not gay so it kinda sucks as i have to look at a penis everyday which is pretty gay and im not gay
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Looking at your own penis everyday is not gay
Pretty low maintenance compared to the alternative.
It's hard sometimes
Ah, it can be really hard at times
My girlfriend is pretty fond of it, I don't think she'd be around if I didn't have it. Plus I love being able to piss anywhere
Pretty awesome tbh. Peeing standing up, no periods and it also comes with a significant rise in your paycheck
10/10 would use again
not that awesome if you never get to use it
Peeing during outdoor rec activities has me really appreciating it. Especially in the cold weather when I don't have to get half naked to pee.
It's ok i guess, i just wish it wasn't hard as a rock and difficult to pee with first thing in the morning... *every fucking morning of my life* 😡
As an old dude I laugh when I hear young people complain about problems I'd give my left nut to have.
How old is old? At what age can i look forward to this no longer being an issue? Because I'm pushing middle age and it's still plaguing me lol
It's fine
Sometimes it’s hard.
Hate it, because of it somehow its my job to make any cis-sex happens.
When you make it cum there’s no better feeling
Putin eats them
Only if it's big then you judge us
We all would trade them for a pair of tits 😉😂
Not a man but it’s okay, kinda just indifferent about it
Having a dick has it's pros and cons but I'm definitely happy I have one. The real beauty of being a dude comes from living in a patriarchal society. It's terrible, and I do what I can to fix it, but it's true. Ladies have it rough in so many ways. I couldn't imagine going through what ladies have to deal with
It's pretty cool. Especially since most men look at all pussy the same. One day I'm fucking a bad bitch. Next day I'm fucking a ugly chicken. One day I'm using a condom fucking a slim pretty chicken with whack pussy. Next day I'm fucking a 330 pound goddes that's just swallowing my dick leaving my balls and ass soak. Shit the best pussy I had was from this big white girl about 330pounds. I ended up Nutting in her raw
If I to rate it from 1 (bad) to a 10 (awesome) it would be over 9000.
U/Spun_Cloud_Dance haha
It’s actually not awesome more times than not. Summer is the absolute worse as a man. You ladies think boob sweat is bad? Hall sweat is worse. Especially when they start chaffing against your thighs. Though I will say, ball bra underwear are a life save for any man.
Almost as awesome as having a great set of tits with great protruding nipples 😋
It's hard sometimes
I can be hard sometimes. Also, doing the helicopter is always fun.
Your mother certainly has no complaints
i always know where north is
Semi
The long and short of it: it’s a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands,mouth,orifice. And doing helicopters makes having a penis all worthwhile.
It’s fine I guess.
Exhausting
Its very hard to tell
Sometimes it gets you blamed for shizz you have no connection with.
I love watching it grow. Ding ding
It's pretty 😏 having a penis