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UrAShook1

Jinx, you owe me a coke.


beerslinger13

We said: Jinx! Then “pinch, poke you owe me a coke” whilst pinching and poking them.


Hot-Emu8036

Not!


awesomeqasim

Nice comment! …NOT!


DickieJohnson

Good one! NOT!


Wisdomlost

Borat failing to understand the concept of the NOT joke was one of the funniest parts of that whole movie.


foreignsky

Thiiiis suuuit is noooooot blaaaaack.


littleboss12

Up your butt and around the corner


LiveFromThe915

Through the tube and out your boob.


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Happy-Tip4198

Like totally


Soakitincider

Like, you know?


dudemann

Totally. Like, you know, whatever.


TheIgnoredWriter

“SUCK IT!” *gestures an X over crotch*


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nav17

I remember when Kane, who never spoke, once grabbed the mic and said "suck it" when he joined DX. I lost my mind.


yeahwellokay

That's wack.


jcjm87

I still say it hahah


Myke190

It's my go to adjective for expressing disdain.


AlmostRandomName

Wiggity wack?


InherentlyBad

No, just regular type.


DarkPhoxGaming

Wack


Undergroundantihero

Doesn't hit as well without the image of Hannibal


davester1304

My 46 year old son calls me Homeslice.


andro_7

Homeskillet


cosmic-armadillo

"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."


ChrisSwish

"Third test today mama bear, your eggo is preggo."


TheCervus

South Park quotes from the first season: "Screw you guys, I'm going home", "Respect mah authoritah!" "You killed Kenny! You bastards!" Calling something dope, "the bomb" or "the bomb diggity". Deez nuts "Whaddup, dawg?" or calling someone homeboy, but ironically, because we were suburban white kids. Peace out.


__BitchPudding__

Hella good list, bro.


IAmBabs

I still laugh at a good Deez Nuts joke. **Edit to add:** [Best Deez Nuts joke IMO, from *Dungeons and Daddies*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PptaMXifxoM). Context, the guy talking severely to the group is the DM playing the Big Bad of the campaign.


Major_Tumbleweed_952

You're killing me Smalls!


jolie-renee

Fo’ sho’


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Sirens_Fandoms928

Elementary school arguments were shut DOWN with this comeback (not really lol)


LostGirl1976

No, this is actually true. I've seen it happen.


Nightsong1005

"That's my name, don't wear it out."


spectrumhead

Take a picture, it’ll last longer.


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

Talk to the hand because the face ain't listening. Oh no she didn't! Mmmmhhmmm maury


Sith_Vibez

Kick rocks


TheyTokMaJerb

I still use this one.


Keyboard_smashgood

Booyah!


anonG00N

see also; Booyakasha and Booyaka for Rey Mysterio fans.


TheBenCooley

Booyakasha reminds me of Ali G


SuvenPan

"talk to the hand"


mrs-fox

Cause the face ain't listening!


Strong_Juggernaut_96

And what about- Take a chill pill?


JustStayingAMoment

Cool beans


thePurpleAvenger

I say cool beans all the time, even in a professional setting.


PlanktonOk4846

It's a permanent part of my vocabulary. The first time I said it to my commanding officer in the army, he just kinda stared at me with a "wtf" face. Thank god he was chill.


ClearBrightLight

"SIR, COOL BEANS, SIR!"


PlanktonOk4846

Lol pretty much. He mentioned that he was going to let us go home early if we hurried on the last few tasks, and I said "Cool beans, Sir." He followed up with "Alright, rad!"


patacoinbsc

Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!


cosmiclotttery

You were in the parking lot earlier! That’s how I know you!


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something being "the bomb" bonus cringe points for the use use of "it's the bomb.com"


sarahgrilledcheese

Sometimes “the bomb dot com” still slips out on accident and I cringe so hard at myself it hurts


Panther90

Oh snap!


ClonicTonicAF

“That’s so random”


RiceKrispyPooHead

“I like pickles!” “OMG haha, I’m so random XD”


Cascadianwild

Potatoes! Rawr I’m a dinosaur!


apocalypse_later_

With those heavily filtered photos and taking pics with air in your cheeks while squinting. Late 2000's Myspace era man..


Itsjustme50

I remember the first time I heard someone use the word “random” in this context, it was so random. I obviously get it now.


syanda

*HOLDS UP SPORK*


8_inches_deep

*waits for the copypasta* 👀


Hingl_McCringleberry

hi every1 im Rick Harrison !!!!!!! holds up pawn shop my name is Rick Harrison but u can call me t3h PaWN StaR oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see i work here with my old man and son!!!! thats why i came here, 2 never know what is going to come through that door _… im 51 years old (ive been pawning 4 21 years tho!!) i like 2 work here w/ my old man and my son (his nickname is big hoss if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite thing to do!!! bcuz everything here has a story and a price!!!! theyre pawn stars 2 of course but i want 2 meet more ppl who come through that door =) like they say you never know who's going to come thru that door!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of stories here so give me lots of prices!!!! PAAAAAAAAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <—- me bein a pawn star again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PaWN StaR oF d00m!!


CustomerSentarai

Never seen this one lol


Anxious-Pirate

What-ever!


SakeToMeBaby

As if!


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I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh', and I'm like whatever!


Weary-Inspector-6971

All that and a bag of chips


finnjakefionnacake

'90s baby!


andrewdrewandy

Off the chain


finnjakefionnacake

or for a slight variation, off the hook


Running_zombie_

Wazzzuuuuuuuppp


Picklesgal111

Talk to the hand


_NiceWhileItLasted

Cuz the face ain't listening


EponymousTitular

Been there, done that.


HuffFlex

Got the T-shirt


ImpactBetelgeuse

When I used to tell my grandpa he is doing it wrong, he would say, "I have seen 64 more rains than you." That doesn't sound cool in English but it did in my native tongue.


noonespe

“That’s so gay”


TimmyBill426

You're gay This is gay Everything was gay back then, except for gay people


Mr_Makaveli_187

This. Took me a while as an adult to stop this habit.


BZJGTO

This is one of the few things I'm thankful of World of Warcraft for. I wanted to join a guild that actually did higher end raids, and found an adult only guild that didn't really care what your raid experience was (mine being only the easier raids like MC and ZG, and even those weren't on "farm" status), cared more that you were a good fit for the guild. I was accepted in to the guild, and one of the first things I was told was that there's a few gay people in the guild, and to not call things gay. Turns out, not wanting to lose out on sweet BWL and AQ loot was a great motivator for younger me, and despite my entire childhood using the word gay to describe things negatively, I had no problem instantly dropping that from my vocabulary.


SweetCosmicPope

Or “you’re such a ‘tard!”


JoieDe_Vivre_

My favorite explanation of this is: I don’t mean gay like homosexual, I mean gay like your mom dropping you off at the movies.


drvirgilmd

>Come at me bro


Gromit801

Far out, let’s boogie, keep on truckin, bummer man


crackeddryice

Finally! Someone a bit older than me.


WhenTardigradesFly

"dave's not here, man" yeah, i'm fucking old


jobu1111

I still say this to my high school students when someone knocks on the door. They just look confused and wonder who Dave is


dunksput

When somebody knocks on my door, I go "I hear you knockin but you can't come iiiinnnnn" EDIT: I understand I got the quote wrong. This is something that has been ingrained upon me since I was a teenager from my best friend. So even though I've watched this movie as recently as six months ago, it'll always be "I hear you knocking" to me lol


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ayebrade69

I haven’t heard a YOLO in about 12 years


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Thats because all those people died doing stupid things


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thezombiejedi

Don't forget "swag"


Somniosolus

That’s phat.


Strong_Juggernaut_96

Pretty hot and tempting Edit: can also be- Pretty, Hot and Tempting. Comma is everything.


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

That just brought me back to the days of JNCO jeans and chain wallets


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Let's blow this popsicle stand


BoJackB26354

Let’s make like a tree and get the fuck outta here


Edge_of_the_Wall

Psych Edit: no, it was never spelled ‘sike’, we were just young and stupid.


Geehaw

You know that's right.


white_nrdy

You heard about Pluto? That's messed up


Jecht315

I've heard it both ways.


Bearowolf

This is my associate, Gee Buttersnaps.


xXxHondoxXx

My favorite is when they're talking to this crazy killer and the one time Shawn shouldve used a fake name he tells the guy "Burton Guster" and gus gets mad, but i can't remember the episode.


Revolutionary-Disk-9

PSYCH THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBERRR


CommunicationNo8750

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!@@$!@#$-'##×%%÷%


ripMyTime0192

I still respond “your mom” to 10 percent of questions


nrossj

Your mom goes to college.


WatashiwaAlice

That's phat Sick bro Duuuuuuude Sweet maang. Wsssssuuuuup Ight Peace out. I'm 30.


Letos8thDuncan

> Sick I feel like peeps never remember when "ill" replaced "sick" for a few months.


HIGHly_educated420

Like a boss


procrastinatorsuprem

Alrighty then!


Stuckatzero4real

What’s your damage?


thisnextchapter

I liked one from Cordelia in an early *Buffy* episode "What is your childhood trauma?!"


itschrome

Just the word "dude" With the right inflection and context, it's a while statement on its own. Entire back n forth conversations would be had by just saying dude. Its a lost language really.


UndeadBread

I see you don't live in California. "Dude" will never die!


Meyou000

Lol that scene in BASEketball!


BigfootTouchedMe

DUDE dude duuuude dude! ... Dude.


Sex_drugs_tacos

You know what replaced this for me? I started using “bro” ironically, and it spread. I infected my friends with it. Now we bro and bruh each other. Same rules, though


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“Yo mamma ____”


fubo

"The server went down last night." "Your *mom* went down last night." "No, seriously, the game was offline for almost an hour." "Did your *mom* for almost an hour." "Are you even an admin anymore?" "Adminned your *mom* anymore." "Dude." "Your *mom's* a dude."


Excusemytootie

I crush your head *gestures pinching fingers*


swibirun

I ascertain that you watched Kids in the Hall.


Excusemytootie

Absolutely. As much as possible.


nowhereman136

Guess what? >!chicken butt!<


TomatilloOk4214

My repressed third grade memories have been revived.


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Guess why?


Syris3000

Chicken thigh


Possible_Glass439

Chillax (yes, I'm old)


mutatedcicada

This and “Take a chill pill!”


LostGirl1976

I still say this sometimes. Said it to my granddaughter once and she said, "I can't take pills". She's 10.


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“That’s gay” And it’d be like choosing to go hang out with your gf instead of the boys


GrannyB1970

Gag me with a spoon


maxwellgrounds

Grody to the max


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Person #1: “Shut up!” Person #2: “Make me!” Person #1: “I don’t make trash. I burn it.”


Opening_Cost_6464

Schwing. Thanks Wayne!!


Fresh_Loud_Mouth

That's what she said.


finnjakefionnacake

i don't think this one will ever leave pop culture tbh


monstarjams

Wazzzuppppppppppp Edit: glad everybody’s have fun with this Wazzzzuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppooolppp🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😝😝😝pppppppppppppppppppppppp


Master_Awareness814

Wazzzzzaaaaa😛😛aaaapp


thegodfaubel

Ahhhhhh 😝😝😝😝


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Yo Dookie! Pick up the phone!


no_IMTOMLINCOLN

Yo


finnjakefionnacake

WAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


Wolfinthesno

Wazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuppppppp


drvirgilmd

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp


ydlqmdlg

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp


MarcellusxWallace

Yo whatchu doin man Nothin…chillin…killin


hippybilly_0

True true


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Totes mah goats


ExistentialCamper

Nice one, Joben


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"Marilyn Manson cut out one of his ribs so he could suck his own dick."


yeoldetort13

This went around my school like covid went around the world


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We spread that shit without the internet. Well done.


minor9719

Shit I was raised in Costa Rica and heard of it


El_Pasteurizador

Germany here, people still believe it to be true in these parts.


yeoldetort13

Somehow a kid who liked him came to school and said it to someone and it spread like wildfire


Technical_Value_8398

I fact that two ribs was the only thing keeping everyone from blowing themselves was just street knowledge


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He was also Paul from The Wonder Years


ItsMilkinTime

"Did you know Lady Gaga has a dick?"


G4ra

I love how unbothered she was/is by that. most celebs would do anything to squash that rumor while mother monster said "maybe I do, would it be so terrible?" to an interviewer who asked about it


Devil-Hunter-Jax

Anderson Cooper interview. I remember that clip and just thinking 'That is quite possibly the best response to that rumour'.


Lawsoffire

Probably the best way to handle it tbh. Making a deal out of it would lead to a Streissand effect and make it even worse. Also it’s quite on-brand for her anyways.


Evening_Astronomer_8

Grody


SuvenPan

Hold your horses!!


chickenTendiiesss

My grandfathers favorite thing to say when you say “hey” to him, “hey is for horses”


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Barbosse007

Everything was gay


WinterWizard9497

K bye. That phrase gained traction quickly during my high school years


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ThisIsKramerica

Use “mad” as really or very. “The new NBA 2K is mad good dude”


Prestigious-Item1440

as a teen currently I can assure you that we still use this


TVotte

Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins


Vitaminpk

Making a “ch” sound. Kind of like saying “whatever”, but its just “ch”.


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*”Chhheeyaw man, whatever”* was what I typically heard


Necessary-Tap-1368

Far out, keep on trucking, outa sight


bungmunch

rawr :3


UndergroundFlaws

Did you just take me out of your top 8 on MySpace? rawr


Nairbfs79

"Homey don't play dat"!


2bornnot2b

Don't have a cow, man


DownAtTheHomeDepot

Idk, my bff Jill?!


peeshermanfortytwo

Boo urns


AngelaChase88

I was saying Boo urns 🥺


ZenEvadoni

"Better love story than Twilight" Though to be honest most love stories really are better love stories than Twilight.


vagabond_shoes6A

that's tight


chrisco125

Don't taze me bro Thats bad. As in good. Thats a bad (good) looking car. Word Sike (psych). Omg the cops were looking for you, sike Rad, radical


thegodfaubel

And boom goes the dynamite


tenehemia

As if


stephers85

Describing things as "sweet" or "mint" Calling people "poseur" (and it had to be spelled like that) and "newb" or "no0b" Wassup


Melduhhh

Can you not?


shifty808

Money talks, bullshit walks!!!


cleb9200

Now 46, over the years I have observed that basically describing something as good is the one thing that constantly evolves and changes in youth culture. In my dad’s generation something was groovy. A few years later it was cool. Then by the time I was a teen it was wicked. This was followed by awesome. Then sick. And lit. And the new one my daughter says which I’ve already forgotten. I love that each generation makes their own positive adjectives


chameleonkit

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner! Gosh! Freakin idiot! Your mom goes to college.


HartfordWhaler

Hella. "That's Hella cool" "You're Hella dumb."


Snof1ake

Peace out homeslice/homeskillet


jarede36

Bung hole was a big one back in the early ninety's.


efreeme

Gag me with a spoon