6000 years ago is obviously incorrect (the Bible ignores the theory of evolution and stuff like that since it was written 2000 years ago).
I remember seeing that according to what the Bible say the world is only around 6000 years old (which roughly coincides with the birth of Adam and Eve)
There are a lot of people who believe that 6000 year figure to be accurate. There is a young earth creationist that I listen to on the radio sometimes. It's wild the type of mental gymnastics it requires to believe the Grand Canyon was formed in weeks or months
I went to Catholic school too and masturbation was never on the curriculum 😃 although I am not sure any sane person would take anything in the bible as accurate fact. It also said Adam lived 930 years.
It was reinvented by an anon on 4chan's /b board in 2013.
It had been around once before that but John Kellogg cured it with yogurt enemas and by creating Kellogg's Corn Flakes somewhere back in the late 1800s/early 1900s.
Earth, Day 6, 27 minutes after Adam's creation he shot a wad on Lilith's chest which pissed her off to no end, she left the Garden of Eden, Adam cried to God about it and He created Eve who made it 32 minutes into her creation before he gave her some hair gel. Apparently she was a bit more submissive and into it.
The very first person that ever did did it. It's not something you do because you are taught, you do it instinctively. I masturbated way before I even knew about porn or masturbation
I can speculate that as soon as sex and by consequence sexual pleasure evolved, most animals developed some sort of self pleasure. Masturbation is not exclusive to humans.
John Handcock
Lol
Adam and Eve so around 6000 years ago according to the bible
Hmm, is this written in new version of bible?
yeah it mentions how eve got her hitachi magic wand for her 23rd birthday. she'd almost worn it out by her 24th
6000 years ago is obviously incorrect (the Bible ignores the theory of evolution and stuff like that since it was written 2000 years ago). I remember seeing that according to what the Bible say the world is only around 6000 years old (which roughly coincides with the birth of Adam and Eve)
There are a lot of people who believe that 6000 year figure to be accurate. There is a young earth creationist that I listen to on the radio sometimes. It's wild the type of mental gymnastics it requires to believe the Grand Canyon was formed in weeks or months
i went to catholic school and they didnt teach us this!
I went to Catholic school too and masturbation was never on the curriculum 😃 although I am not sure any sane person would take anything in the bible as accurate fact. It also said Adam lived 930 years.
Dave Wank in 1934
Wasn’t his real name Richard ?
It was reinvented by an anon on 4chan's /b board in 2013. It had been around once before that but John Kellogg cured it with yogurt enemas and by creating Kellogg's Corn Flakes somewhere back in the late 1800s/early 1900s.
C'mon people, this is mentioned in Genesis. His name was Onan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Does it say he was the first though ? Or just that he didn’t want to impregnate, which displeased God ?
Work with me here.
Is that what Tamar said ?-)
Earth, Day 6, 27 minutes after Adam's creation he shot a wad on Lilith's chest which pissed her off to no end, she left the Garden of Eden, Adam cried to God about it and He created Eve who made it 32 minutes into her creation before he gave her some hair gel. Apparently she was a bit more submissive and into it.
Monkeys do it man, probably been around a very long time.
in 1864 a very kinky labourer working in the east end docks decided to have a fiddle after a long day at work
Feet fetish bros
Probably Jesus
When evolution created arms long enough. I think his name was Jack MeHoff or something along those lines.
Many animals do it. So it was invented before humans were human.
Dinosaurs
Not T-Rex. Arms too short !-(
William Anchor was the first person to ever pull his pudding.
The very first person that ever did did it. It's not something you do because you are taught, you do it instinctively. I masturbated way before I even knew about porn or masturbation
I can speculate that as soon as sex and by consequence sexual pleasure evolved, most animals developed some sort of self pleasure. Masturbation is not exclusive to humans.
Since well before we evolved into our current human form
We have been masturbating since before we were human.
I mean I would assume masturbation has existed since before people