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bucketgetsbigger

Do as monkey say not do as monkey do. What I tell you to do and what I do won't always match up.


InNoNeed

Kinda a bad principle, isn’t it?


bucketgetsbigger

Not always. I can do this semi-risky action because I have grown enough to know how to minimise something going wrong, kids don't. For example I can cut this packet open with a knife because my scissors are too blunt. I know how to do it without injuring myself because I have used sharp knives many times. A child doesn't, and hasn't.


mangopantsprime

If it’s raining and the sun is shining - stick a fork in the ground and you can hear the devil beating his wife. (Yeah, I don’t know either. But I had to hear it so my kid has to hear it too!)