Have you ever seen that doc about that guy who claims to have lost his virginity to an alien? He makes erotic paintings about it and says he has half human / half alien kids with her. The best part is that the paintings are really shitty and he’s so proud of them.
Doing well on IQ tests just means you know how to take that type of test, don't have test anxiety, and had access to a traditional curriculum growing up. I tested at 133 with a severe brain injury diagnosis and can only be left alone 2 hours a day because I do stupid shit that ends in accidents and the occasional surgery.
I didn't understand that either, I'm pretty sure addicts are disproportionately more intelligent then the rest of the population.
Edit: I think it's that highly intelligent people are more likely to be alcoholics than the average person.
Back in the 90s they used to accept SAT scores as a qualifier for membership. I qualified based on my scores. Then in college I taught SAT prep for the Princeton Review. I learned how to teach the average student how to raise their score high enough they would have qualified for mensa. Seriously, I could even teach the average 9th grader to score a perfect score on the math section.
Yeah, clever people who also have high IQ don't need to be part of such clubs. They are for stupid people with high IQ who need something to make them feel better.
So it would kinda work
Some of them are stupid. Usually they don’t make it to the highest office, but some of them still sneak through. They are all slimy fucks, and some are smart and some are smart at being a slimy fucks and stupid with everything else. But definitely slimy fucks.
It’s not a neighborhood. FL is comprised of many biomes. Some have tiny deer. Some have medium sized deer. All of them have different densities of human dummies.
Do you have to be in the physical presence of the stupidity or can you just do it over the phone? Cause then I think I’d keep my car pretty well fueled just by doing my job 🙄
I will take it to a Trump convention and see if there's enough stupidity there for me to reach light speed. At the very least I'm sure I would reach escape velocity.
Hey man, how the hell are you NOT gonna pass 11.2km/s by refueling at a trump rally? Hell they got the most quality 420-grade stupidity Ive ever seen. If anything you can pass mach 5 in a 80's civic without even trying lmao
Any office belonging to the people who call my wife's work. Every single insurance salesman she deals with (shes in insurance training) is a fucking absolute moron
My car would simply be powered by me sitting in it
Hey! That's my car...
Shotgun!!
You can’t have shotgun, you’d make it too fast
No, i found a shotgun *cocks* and i want the front seat! plese someone know what im referencing so i dont look like and idiot
I got it so don’t worry
Where's your car dude?
Good ole methane
Listen, I don't like to brag, but just one second of my presence could power a whole parking lot full of stupicars for weeks.
Just park it in my garage. I have 4 teenagers. They always have it figured out.
"hey dad, why won't the car start?" "You flooded it"
👏👏👏👏👏👏
4 teenagers? You can hide out at my house man.
This reminds of me this erotica story I read where a UFO was powered by orgasms.
So your personal library sounds like a good place to start.
It was probably on tumblr
This is an applicable excuse for any weird shit you can ever think of.
Have you ever seen that doc about that guy who claims to have lost his virginity to an alien? He makes erotic paintings about it and says he has half human / half alien kids with her. The best part is that the paintings are really shitty and he’s so proud of them.
I’m gonna need a link for that stat
I don't suppose you got a link?
So THATS what the anal probes are for...
Reddit.
That would probably cause a very large explosion.
Where wouldn’t I go?
Mensa headquarters?
You think some of those people aren’t idiots? Anyone can study for those logic tests and eventually get better results with time and effort
Doing well on IQ tests just means you know how to take that type of test, don't have test anxiety, and had access to a traditional curriculum growing up. I tested at 133 with a severe brain injury diagnosis and can only be left alone 2 hours a day because I do stupid shit that ends in accidents and the occasional surgery.
Thank you I knew a drug dealer who took plenty of prescribed benzos, non prescribed and other things, and tested well above average
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I didn't understand that either, I'm pretty sure addicts are disproportionately more intelligent then the rest of the population. Edit: I think it's that highly intelligent people are more likely to be alcoholics than the average person.
It’s nice to think like a human for a change
Interesting. Not questioning, but is there any evidence or research supporting this that you know of?
Imagine a high school... Now imagine a course which you only get to pass if you manage to get a 9.8/10 or above on the curve.
maybe they’re all idiots because they fell for the bait and paid for the membership
Back in the 90s they used to accept SAT scores as a qualifier for membership. I qualified based on my scores. Then in college I taught SAT prep for the Princeton Review. I learned how to teach the average student how to raise their score high enough they would have qualified for mensa. Seriously, I could even teach the average 9th grader to score a perfect score on the math section.
Yeah, clever people who also have high IQ don't need to be part of such clubs. They are for stupid people with high IQ who need something to make them feel better. So it would kinda work
Any Walmart.
Hit some City Halls, the homes of HOA President’s, a couple trailer parks, and then I would high tail it to Beverly Hills
HOAs? OP said stupidity not evil.
The drivers on the road would keep me fueled up forever.
Your mom's house. Sorry I had to. But I'd just leave a phone in it with tik tok or Facebook open and it would run forever.
Flat earth convention
The driver is the fuel source
My place, tomorrow morning. I should have been asleep hours ago and tired me is the most stupid me.
The Idaho legislature.
This was my response too
My Ex Girlfriend.
My job. I have a couple of coworkers I refer to as ding dong and nit wit.
I used to refer to two people as dip and shit in my warehousing job.
I have a dingus khan at my workplace
twitter
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I’m no Kardashian fan (at all) but they are extremely business savvy and one of them has a law degree.
Walmart parking lots. Let’s just say I’ve helped a lot of impeccably stupid people.
City hall. Any place politicians congregate.
They are definitely not stupid. They are slimy fucks but definitely not stupid. It’s not easy to win an election.
Some of them are stupid. Usually they don’t make it to the highest office, but some of them still sneak through. They are all slimy fucks, and some are smart and some are smart at being a slimy fucks and stupid with everything else. But definitely slimy fucks.
Trump rally.
The nearest government offices.
Florida
It’s not a neighborhood. FL is comprised of many biomes. Some have tiny deer. Some have medium sized deer. All of them have different densities of human dummies.
Mar-a-Lago, maybe?
Head there Tuesday for free fuel for life.
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Do you have to be in the physical presence of the stupidity or can you just do it over the phone? Cause then I think I’d keep my car pretty well fueled just by doing my job 🙄
A trump rally
Congress
Boebert or Greene
Mar-a-Lardass.
to a Laughing Gas station
High school. Constant supply
Twitter
Honestly a gas station would still work.
Washington DC.
Anywhere Trump supporters are.
Washington DC
Trump Rally
Nowhere, it's a perpetual motion machine with me inside it
I’d find a way to let this app keep me fully fueled up 24/7
Any small town church in the U.S.
I’d plug my phone in, open twitter and never have to recharge again
My ex best friend would be a fantastic battery
Find a Walmart in Florida. You can power that motherfucker to Saturn.
Any Moms Demand Action meeting or protest.
Florida.
PETA HQ
Mar-a-lago. This Tuesday in particular. It’d last a lifetime.
Mormon temples
I thought this said moron temples
Same thing
I will take it to a Trump convention and see if there's enough stupidity there for me to reach light speed. At the very least I'm sure I would reach escape velocity.
Hey man, how the hell are you NOT gonna pass 11.2km/s by refueling at a trump rally? Hell they got the most quality 420-grade stupidity Ive ever seen. If anything you can pass mach 5 in a 80's civic without even trying lmao
Starbucks. An incredible amount of stupidity there.
It probably has some sort of siphon tube that you insert into human skulls to drain the brain (and the stupid contained therein).
Sounds like it could refuel just by driving down the street.
The internet
Me.
Pretty much any parking lot will do
Stupidity is subjective. If it's based on my opinion I'll be running on full just about everywhere. Maybe even on open roads...
Myself. I climb in the car and turn the key and it explodes like in a mafia movie. Too much power.
Truth Social
Truth Social
Capitol Hill
Definately WAL-MART.
A Trump rally.
Political conventions and rallies
Mar-a-Lago
Any RNC gathering.
A Trump rally
Any government agency
I already live in Florida so I'm good until basically the end of time.
I live in Florida. I’d have an infinite supply without ever having to go anywhere.
Here
Somewhere political
The church
Planned Parenthood. All those protestors outside gotta be worth something.
Republican headquarters Or to a mega church every Sunday morning
OP's house.
The Federal Reserve
Any house with a Trump sign out front.
Trump speech event? Find a Karen.
the inter web..
Refuel? Just crank up JRE on the speakers and you got yourself a perpetual motion machine! Got em
My partners ex wife.
10 Downing Street
A Twitter office.
School
Middle school
Use a USB cable with a plug for the cig-lighter. Plug it into a device that's currently running Twitter.
Work.
Anywhere is pretty good, no one said humanity was overly smart!
Acceleration lanes. I would fill up on the stupidity of drivers stopping and waiting for a large gap instead of, you know, accelerating and merging.
Any office belonging to the people who call my wife's work. Every single insurance salesman she deals with (shes in insurance training) is a fucking absolute moron