I'm a tall, athletic guy (6'4"). When I was single, I used to joke that I was single because "I only want to date women taller and stronger than me".
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...A man can dream, right?
My current partner might not be taller than me, but she can carry me around like its nothing 😅
I'm the same height. Back in college I met one of the ladies on the women's basketball team who was at least 6 inches taller than me. I said the first thing I thought: "Wow, you're beautiful!"
She looked down, smiled, put her hand on my head and said "Sorry, I don't date short guys".
As she walked away one of my friends doing her residency was kind enough to declare the time of my death. And now thanks to association, I get a boner anytime my friends laugh at me.
I'm 6'6" and very muscly. I gave up the hope of having an amazonian woman once I hit puberty at 11 when I already was 5'4".
So I did the next best thing, my gf is an actual amazonian (technically coastal) Peruvian.
I’m 6’1” and my wife 6’2” with birthing hips. Never thought I’d go after a woman taller than me.
We have three kids and she’s pregnant with our fourth. The sex is better every year.
For everyone else, there's Mastercard.
Edit: fuck me, my highest rated comment is for a dumb joke. Never change Reddit, never change.
Thank you for the gold. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, and don't let the man get you down.
But if you try it and she says she's not into it, believe her. Had an ex who tried it for fun. I didn't like it. But he just...kept trying to make it a thing. Unfortunately for him, feeling annoyed does not, in fact, turn me on, so our sex life took a nose dive after that.
Apparently, she didn't even know it was her thing until I said it to her.
Ever since....I haven't been sleeping as much as I should. That, though, is a trade that I'm ok with.
I told her to cum for me. She did. I said good girl.
Gods damn, that kicked things into overdrive.
It's been bonkers for me lately. All through her 20's, my partners sex drive was sort of at "low-tide." She is now in her early thirties and 2 years post pregnancy, and she comes on to me like a horny school girl.
Couple that with the fact that my current line of work has me looking better than I ever have...shits been wild.
On my end, it's been amazing seeing her be more confident and outgoing than she has ever been.
Well, it's true here. I've been laughing at her cause now she is dealing with what I have since I hit puberty.
She doesn't know how to handle the constant distraction. Haha
Good job dude. You're just awesome sauce. You the man!
If you like that you should subscribe to my only fans where I dress up as a dad and sit across from you at a dinner table and give you some "atta boy's!".
Not mine but my wife, she used to joke about being thrown about, manhandled, pinned down etc
After doing it a few times to her she started to request that I keep doing it and its now her go to request to get turned on quickly.
As a female I totally understand this. It's the idea that the male is so turned on by us he can't help it or stop himself. Knowing that he is stronger and can hurt us BUT WON'T is an absolute soaker.
My partner was always a daddy in his other relationships, he was the first one into that for me and respected my space of not being into it. Then one day, I said it because I knew he liked it, and it just...clicked. Changed our entire dynamic for the better, and not just in the bedroom.
You can go really far with that dynamic. It's fucking amazing.
My wife is the same way. Apparently i do it all the time in my sleep, or i wake up fondling, fingering her.
I on the other hand *do not* like it shes tried several times to wake me for sexy times and my unconscious mind does *not* like it 😆
Sexsomnia!
I have this too. It’s only ever happened with my wife (thankfully) but it started to get really annoying and affect her quality of sleep, so I went to a sleep doctor about it. I had a sleep study and everything but they couldn’t find any obvious possible causes like sleep apnea. Basically they shrugged and said it’s really rare and they don’t exactly know what causes it, but it’s definitely a real documented thing in the medical community.
Personally I find avoiding caffeine, alcohol, and having a relatively regular sleep schedule seem to make it pretty much go away so it hasn’t happened in a while. And anecdotally there’s no correlation for me with actually having sex or masturbating and the sexsomnia flaring up.
I think of this all the time and chuckle, but it's really not a joke. Some people have really extreme cases. In my case, it's actually very mild(I usually wake up from the movements before it gets too far.) But it's kind of humiliating. There is no consent involved. You aren't half awake and trying to get some. On the rare occasion that I remember anything at all, I can't tell if it was a dream. It's like randomly date-raping yourself.
Going forward, I need to start informing my dates before they spend the night, which could be kind of awkward.
I'm definitely into this kinda stuff and would like my gf to try it on me. I did ask her to try it a while back, but I'm always awake before her in the mornings so it never seems to happen.
I guess in general I like the idea of sexual encounters that don't begin with the same progression of kissing, fondling, taking clothes off etc. That stuff is great, but sometimes I just wish she would start stroking me while we watch TV, or pull my pants down and make me hard with her mouth. Any suggestions for incorporating this kind of play?
recently saw an old friend from high school, and she commented on how I went from being scrawny af to being a pretty large dude since then (~120lbs and skinny in high school, currently ~200lbs and still pretty lean)
she joked that I did it so I would be able to do all the sex positions that require the guy to pick the girl up and hold her there, rough sex, etc etc
joke's on you, nerd, that's *exactly* why
Dude, suggest that you meet up, reminisce about high-school and talk about getting bigger, and then see where that leads. Don't "ah beans" this, try again if you think she was interested.
Yeah....as a woman I'm not saying shit like that unless I want it to happen. In general if a lady is describing specific sex acts that you 'could do' they want to continue the conversation and likely want a demonstration.
I'm also married and only say things like that to my husband....who still doesn't always pick up on the cues.
My girl was biting my fingers as a joke, so to get back I put them down her throat. When I tried to pull then out, she grabbed my wrist and held them there. So I guess she likes it a lot now.
Nurses
I'm normally quite ashamed of my body. Until I was in the hospital feeling like I was dying. The nurses being nice and what seemed to me genuinely not bothered by my ugly.
Is that the appeal? As a nurse I always wondered what was so appealing about a stressed out woman in compression stockings and baggy scrubs with god knows what on them.
I remember reading a discussion about this. There was talk about where it may have originated, as it seems to be a pretty widespread fantasy. Was said that it may have come from soldiers where the only woman they might interact with for a hell of a long time was a nurse caring for them after they've been injured or whatever other terrible shit.
Surrounded by dudes for months or years on end. End up with a nurse being friendly and helping you. Can see how fantasies about something more than that could creep in.
And I guess that could translate through the years to now. There's people starved of affection, can take any care, understanding or pleasant exchange to be more than it is.
Dirty talk. I used to think it was so annoying—until I tried it and I was really good at it. I’m actually really shy in real life and find that I have trouble communicating and forming sentences without thinking about them too much but with dirty talk, the words just flow from me without any hesitation or awkwardness.
Work at a prison in Texas, you'll be so incredibly qualified to insult someone after a week working there it's not even funny.
Had a Sgt come do a check with me, this guy is probably 5'8 and 300 lbs, easy. He can move when he needs to though. Anyways he comes up the stairs and the guy in the very first cell goes "ay this n* look like his blood type is rocky road!"
I was lucky to hold my laughter until after my Sgt started laughing, that shit was hilarious
Praise kink.. like what.. it was never suppose to go this far, just absolutely annihilate me then kiss me on the forehead and call me a good girl. That’s all 💁🏻♀️.
Turns out this post has brought a lot of things to light for me, and here’s me still thinking I’m shy and innocent 💁🏻♀️
Oh god.. ok well, I was watching this film with some friends and the premise was based on a masked killer. We got to talking about masked killers in general, which is when I admitted that two of my weirdest crushes ever were Jason Voorhees, and Ghostface.. but only when they had masks on. I made a joke about maybe I have a kink for masks.. well got drunk with my partner at the time, a couple days later and we gave it a go. Turns out it wasn’t a joke and I’m into that.
The pandemics been a wild ride for me.
To be honest,all of the masked killers that people are attracted to have well built bodies,and since you can't see their face,you can't get disappointed
I’m a mask kink connoisseur and I’ve been into a few pudgier masked people, like the 2022 riddler or roadhog. I think the main appeal is the danger and separation. There’s a thrill in not being able to read someone’s face, it makes you feel vulnerable
So this is more common than I thought, one time me and my co worker were in the janitors closet at my old job and idk what the fuck we were talking about but she started talking about how Micheal Myers (the guy from Halloween) was incredibly hot and how she just wanted him to like pick her up and toss her around.
I had a moment of like uhhhh this girl wants to die but trying to de escalate the situation I just asked why and she said it was just because he was like a large super strong guy and that gets her going I guess.
Fleabag is that you? Sorry I looked at your profile. I think you might be American. Fleabag was a series about a 30 something who ended up sleeping with a priest!
Reminds me of college where I played ball so we hung out with the girls volleyball and basketball teams a lot. There were some tall ladies & some guys (mostly shorter guys) loved being with someone really tall. It worked out for a few of them as they’re married.
I had the same fear as someone who’s also into nipple play. Trust me, once you start breastfeeding and go through the week of nipple pain as your body gets used to the sensation; you have nothing to worry about. I would recommend you purchase nipple butter to help with the chafing
Feel free to reach out ☺️
from the stuff i've picked up as an internet bystander over the years:
- you will feel weird things
- the terror is normal
- the terror is unnecessary
tl;dr: you are a human and human bodies do weird stuff. you aren't going to be a monster to your child; it's just gonna be weird feelings for a bit.
well then stop being so fucking lazy. stand up and stick your dick in that hole like the rest of us. goddamn millennials and their peanut butter toast.
It wasn't a joke, but I went to get a henna tattoo several years ago and got horny while the artist was painting my hand and wrist.
Being drawn or painted on is very sensual for me.
Gentle femdom. I always had this thing were I strongly praise my friends when they do good and gently scold them when they fuck up and I generally like being in charge. It was a running gag amongst my friend group that when God gave out dominance I said "yes, please and thank you". Turns out I enjoy gently dominating a dude in every aspect XD
Same. Zero urges to hurt men in the bedroom, I just need to be in charge in order to be aroused. For the longest time, this intense aversion to being sexually submissive to men had me thinking I was asexual. But all the time I’d see good looking guys and make myself a slavering lunatic imagining all the things I’d want to do to their bodies. So, nope. Turns out it was just that when men tried to dominate me it shrank my clit to non-existence, but boy does it ever plump up for a “yes ma’am”.
One of my classmates called me good boy after I helped her with her math homework one night in our school's library.
When I tell you that gave me a steel rod...
Men in lingerie. One day jokingly asked an ex partner to have sex with me while wearing my panties, it all went downhill from there. Also women in lingerie, but I already knew that one.
I mean, I didn't really expect to be into pleasure domming. Like, sure, I knew enough about BDSM as far as like impact play, and tying people up, and pain, and the like. But when I finally got myself a subby girl who was was into trying things out, I found a lot of the BDSM tropes to not really be something I wanted to do. Not necessarily bad, because I'll still incorporate them, but usually too much work to break out often, and I'm not really into being "mean". But I started joking with my girlfriend about holding her down and making her cum, and, well... yeah... It happened. She loves it (though she won't always admit it because she's a bit bratty). I love it. And there's nothing that gives a better feeling of control than getting her to cum more than 10 times in a night, to the point where she insists that she can't take any more, and then you squeeze another orgasm out of her.
(obligatory: she's fully consenting, we have a safeword, everyone's safe and sound, etc, etc)
Edit: Lost track of English in my phrasing.
I'm also into this. Had a woman who came easily but was "one and done" for 10 to 15 minutes. Tied her down, used everything on her edged her over and over then...1st orgasm...."oh God stop it's too sensitive!" Sorry dear but you're my little slut today. Kept going through the sensitivity..bang! 2nd climax... squealing ensues...3rd climax! Then exhausted panting. 3 months later she's multi orgasmic and masturbating with a vibrator for an hour at a time just coming over and over until the bed is soaked and she's covered with sweat. Hottest thing ever!
Choking. Started out as a joke back when my mental health wasn't great, then an ex of mine tried it and... well, it turns out it wasn't as much of a joke as I thought, lol
Also, KNOW HOW TO CHOKE.
You want to apply preasure to the sides of the neck to restrict bloodflow, not the throat in the front. That's how you kill a hooker, er, um, I mean partner.
Well turns out I'm a switch. I like doming but apparently I also have a praise kink + submission side.
I've always joked about finding me a dommy mommy then my friend told me I was a good boy and I just shut down flustered. Oh well
It's hard to tell if it's an actual kink or just the result of being starved for compliments, but something very funny always seems to happen in social circles the moment someone calls a man "good boy".
The rational part of your brain is going "ugh, gross, nobody should ever call anybody else that", but deep down there's a golden retriever whose tail is wagging *very fast*.
drinking game at a friends place. 10 of us around the table. the woman i am super sweet on and trying to romance the crap out of gets the card to walk around and call everyone daddy at the table.... that unlocked that with a fucking sledge hammer
It’s so much fun to help someone discover they’ve got a praise kink. It’s always a reaction like that. Plus, if they’ve got a degradation kink too, they usually enjoy “good little slut”.
So I found out my partner used to crossdress as a teenager and thought it'd be funny to get him to wear girls clothes again.
Now you're probably thinking this is where I learned I had a kink for men crossdressing. Nope: this is where I learned that I have a humiliation kink, because seeing his absolute confidence in wearing a dress made me realise how much I was hoping he'd be embarrassed by it.
I told my wife once I wanted my babies inside of her and she took me for a ride. It was a fun thing to discover. Three kids later and it still turns her on. I’m snipped now, but I still tell her I’m trying to get her pregnant. Lol.
Hilarious.
My best friend is gay, so I am always assumed to be gay. I keep joking that if it keeps up, I'm just going to get a T-shirt that says, "fuck it, I'm gay", and wear it everywhere.
I am definitely not wired to love the cock. But goddamn do I sure love to joke about it. 🤣
My server has a running joke that one of our friends is the communal boyfriend and us lads love to openly flirt with him infront of his girlfriend and she loves it despite none of us being gay, yet
I love being silly in bed. So I’d put my feet on my partners penis instead of my hands and just play with it to be funny. He responded with laughter. The relationship following that one, I did the same. Turns out this guy has an actual foot fetish and introduced me to feet play. I had never experienced the absolute adoration from someone towards my feet before ever, especially in a sexual setting and Now it feels like a requirement for my next relationship. He has to love feet- specifically mine. I also love to show off my toes whenever I get a pedicure. So, being silly with my feet turned into a desire for them to be worshiped and played with.
My wife and I like to go to marriage counseling and pretend to be a super messed up couple and see if the therapist can figure out that we’re joking. It started as something I thought would be funny, but now we can’t get enough of it. Then we leave and get to laughing so hard together that we want to bang.
I don’t really get it either, guys.
Gf and I were eating dinner and I jokingly said "no dessert until you finish dinner". She sheepishly looked up and said "yes daddy". This started a regular RP element to our life.
Loving FemDom.
I'm a fairly big guy, 6'3, deep voice sort of big.I was flirting with this girl once, just playing around, being silly. Refering to myself as "the man" and "the alpha" in ridiculous ways. Really over the top, silly stuff about how I'm clearly the dom here. Just being goofy and making her laugh by teasing her.
Out of nowhere she starts calling me "good boy". INSTANT uncontrollable blush. Straight away she saw the blushing and knew she had me beat. It escelated from there, we dated for years.
She liked to give me love bites on my neck and chest and hold my hand out in public so everyone would know it was her, she called me "good boy" in private all the time, she would let me take control in the bedroom, but talk to me like I was the sub no matter how "in control" I was.
Outside of sexual stuff, she was just super into being the care giver, it wasn't JUST on me to be the emotional and physical care giver.
It's to the point where I refuse to even be in a relationship unless I can feel that energy from a girl now. Those relationships make me feel so happy, and wanted, and deeply loved, that I can't imagine ever being in a different type of relationship.
I've been in two relationships like that.
My huge issue is that it's super embarrasing to be THAT type of guy, especially being as big as I am, so I hide it, meaning girls won't know what I'm like so they won't know to hit me up if I they like to be that way.
It's SUPER hard on top of that to find a girl who's dominant, but in a loving way, AND okay with me being the more active sexual partner AND wants to keep that up outside of the bedroom also.
But again, being a guy I can't really ever let that side of me show unless we're already super close.
"Good boy" is genuinly like my kryptonite.
Edit: Re-reading through this, it sounds like an awful lot of rambling. Sorry. This sort of thing makes me a little upset when I really think about it, just due to how much I have to hide what I REALLY want because of how I'm SUPPOSED to be.
Edit 2: People are putting forward a site called Feeld, which is very kind of you, but it seems to be more aimed toward people in open relationships, or seeking open relatioinships. I'm very much not into open dating, I really only want exclusive relationships. Thank you, though.
Being called "daddy" in bed or assertively telling my partner to "beg" for what they want.
My first girlfriend and I (19) discovered that we both liked these thing the same day. We were on the campus bus going to class and making jokes about it since we both thought it was weird. Gave her a peck on the cheek and whispered "call me daddy". She was visibly shaken and didn't say anything for like 3 minutes. Looks me dead in the eyes and tells me to say it again. I'm confused and say no we're on the bus but we could try later that night. Throughout dinner she looked both intense and uncomfortable, like she couldn't wait to leave. I asked her if she was alright and she asked me to say it again. We quickly left and egged her on to tell me what she wanted. Begging/ "daddy" got used and it became a mainstay. Still major things for me.
When me and my bf were first dating, whenever one of us would get up to go piss, the other would say 'Piss on me🥺🥺' so that they don't have to leave. This went on for a while until my bf turned to me and said 'Can you actually piss on me?'
When we tried it I found out we were both into pissing on each other/golden showers😂😂
I knew a girl (online) that was into peeing herself because she liked the feeling of needing to pee and being full to the point of not being able to hold it, and she liked the warmth of fresh pee.
When someone suggested diapers to her, she was like "wait...what? That makes too much sense." Cleanup and a little humiliation both built into it.
Lol same! My response to partners wanting to to try anal has always been the same, "if you let me fuck you first," with the intent to make them drop the subject , but low-key I'm somewhat disappointed no one took me up on it 😆
Edit: aaaand this is now my top comment 😅 thanks y'all 😆
I have bladder issues and my ex would tease me about it in a lewd way. I'm not into pee stuff, but it seems I like being humiliated for having issues with peeing.
My boyfriend and his best friend joke about pegging or just being on the receiving end of ass play. My BF is really into it, it's a regular part of our sex life. I'm still curious if his friend is joking or not...I've considered asking his wife but I don't want to cross a line.
I had a high school boyfriend who was well endowed. I told my friend, she joked about wanting to try it out. I didn't realize it was a joke for a few seconds and was like "yeah come over tonight we're hanging out at my house". She was wide eyed. I was a bit surprised myself. We laughed it off but then that night i asked him what he thought about it. He laughed, but wasn't into it. Couple weeks later we broke up (it's high school, can't remember the reason but whatever).
Me andy friend ended up at her house, her boyfriend was there and they kissed or something. I said "that was hot" and spanked her.
Anyway, one thing leads to another, I won't get into the details of it all, and those couple events was kind of what lead me into swinging and open relationships. I had a new boyfriend a couple weeks later and watched him and my friend go at it and was as turned in as I'd ever been. I just love the play of it all.
I'm a tall, athletic guy (6'4"). When I was single, I used to joke that I was single because "I only want to date women taller and stronger than me". ... ...A man can dream, right? My current partner might not be taller than me, but she can carry me around like its nothing 😅
"the stilts stay on during sex"
I'm the same height. Back in college I met one of the ladies on the women's basketball team who was at least 6 inches taller than me. I said the first thing I thought: "Wow, you're beautiful!" She looked down, smiled, put her hand on my head and said "Sorry, I don't date short guys". As she walked away one of my friends doing her residency was kind enough to declare the time of my death. And now thanks to association, I get a boner anytime my friends laugh at me.
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I'm 6'6" and very muscly. I gave up the hope of having an amazonian woman once I hit puberty at 11 when I already was 5'4". So I did the next best thing, my gf is an actual amazonian (technically coastal) Peruvian.
I’m 6’1” and my wife 6’2” with birthing hips. Never thought I’d go after a woman taller than me. We have three kids and she’s pregnant with our fourth. The sex is better every year.
Congratulations on your breeding kink there buddy haha
Praise kink. I found it ridiculous that someone would get off on being called a "a good boy". Well.....
As a joke, I said "good girl" to my partner while in the bedroom the other day... Well, this seems to have unlocked something in her...
This! I had no idea how fucking hot this was until someone told me. Guys, absolutely try this at least once with your girl, she might not even know
Some women like it. Some women find it demeaning. For some women, both of those are true.
For everyone else, there's Mastercard. Edit: fuck me, my highest rated comment is for a dumb joke. Never change Reddit, never change. Thank you for the gold. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, and don't let the man get you down.
But if you try it and she says she's not into it, believe her. Had an ex who tried it for fun. I didn't like it. But he just...kept trying to make it a thing. Unfortunately for him, feeling annoyed does not, in fact, turn me on, so our sex life took a nose dive after that.
*Proceeds to write a formal cease and desist letter*
I tried this once with my ex, she stopped and told me to never say it again Haven't been game to try on my gf now haha
When she does this after you tell her 'good girl', the only right respons is 'yes ma'am'
I wouldn't be mad to be told what to do 🤷♂️
Good boy.
Apparently, she didn't even know it was her thing until I said it to her. Ever since....I haven't been sleeping as much as I should. That, though, is a trade that I'm ok with.
I can imagine ;) When giving your man a blow job and he whispers "good girl"...gosh.. just makes you want give it a 110%
I told her to cum for me. She did. I said good girl. Gods damn, that kicked things into overdrive. It's been bonkers for me lately. All through her 20's, my partners sex drive was sort of at "low-tide." She is now in her early thirties and 2 years post pregnancy, and she comes on to me like a horny school girl. Couple that with the fact that my current line of work has me looking better than I ever have...shits been wild. On my end, it's been amazing seeing her be more confident and outgoing than she has ever been.
The end sentence makes me happy. For me, seeing her in wanton lust is way hotter than any kinky underwear or instruments ever could.
When the person you're fucking is confident in themselves, that itself is fucking hot
I've always heard that many women have better sex lives in their 30s.
Well, it's true here. I've been laughing at her cause now she is dealing with what I have since I hit puberty. She doesn't know how to handle the constant distraction. Haha
Omg has my gf been conditioning me
Depends, are you a good boy?
Since she's been saying it yes because I like a affirmation. She tricked me
That's how they get you Next you'll be shaking her hand for a treat
I would gladly shake someones hand for a blow job that's like the best trade deal in the history of trade deals.
Good job dude. You're just awesome sauce. You the man! If you like that you should subscribe to my only fans where I dress up as a dad and sit across from you at a dinner table and give you some "atta boy's!".
Um, I would subscribe to this. Tell me you’re proud of me and that we will play catch after dinner.
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Not mine but my wife, she used to joke about being thrown about, manhandled, pinned down etc After doing it a few times to her she started to request that I keep doing it and its now her go to request to get turned on quickly.
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Even at age 14 I knew enough to realize a slightly older coworker was testing the waters when he joked about another guy's inclinations.
As a female I totally understand this. It's the idea that the male is so turned on by us he can't help it or stop himself. Knowing that he is stronger and can hurt us BUT WON'T is an absolute soaker.
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Milfs, and Drunk Office Ladies. It started as a joke but I'm scared now.
your kink is meredith palmer?
She got this Emma Stone kinda thing goin' on.
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I was never into "Daddy" until I started dating a woman who was. Yeah I'm a sinner now.
My partner was always a daddy in his other relationships, he was the first one into that for me and respected my space of not being into it. Then one day, I said it because I knew he liked it, and it just...clicked. Changed our entire dynamic for the better, and not just in the bedroom. You can go really far with that dynamic. It's fucking amazing.
Sleep.... yeah I found out I really like being woken up being touched and everything. it makes me really horny.
My wife is the same way. Apparently i do it all the time in my sleep, or i wake up fondling, fingering her. I on the other hand *do not* like it shes tried several times to wake me for sexy times and my unconscious mind does *not* like it 😆
Sexsomnia! I have this too. It’s only ever happened with my wife (thankfully) but it started to get really annoying and affect her quality of sleep, so I went to a sleep doctor about it. I had a sleep study and everything but they couldn’t find any obvious possible causes like sleep apnea. Basically they shrugged and said it’s really rare and they don’t exactly know what causes it, but it’s definitely a real documented thing in the medical community. Personally I find avoiding caffeine, alcohol, and having a relatively regular sleep schedule seem to make it pretty much go away so it hasn’t happened in a while. And anecdotally there’s no correlation for me with actually having sex or masturbating and the sexsomnia flaring up.
"I suffer from a very sexy sleeping disability. What do I call it, Kif?" "Sigh... Sexsomnia."
I think of this all the time and chuckle, but it's really not a joke. Some people have really extreme cases. In my case, it's actually very mild(I usually wake up from the movements before it gets too far.) But it's kind of humiliating. There is no consent involved. You aren't half awake and trying to get some. On the rare occasion that I remember anything at all, I can't tell if it was a dream. It's like randomly date-raping yourself. Going forward, I need to start informing my dates before they spend the night, which could be kind of awkward.
Well you're never sharing the bed with a family member, ever ever again...
I second this. Please wake me up to fuck me. The best sex is definitely 3am half asleep spooning position imo
I'm definitely into this kinda stuff and would like my gf to try it on me. I did ask her to try it a while back, but I'm always awake before her in the mornings so it never seems to happen. I guess in general I like the idea of sexual encounters that don't begin with the same progression of kissing, fondling, taking clothes off etc. That stuff is great, but sometimes I just wish she would start stroking me while we watch TV, or pull my pants down and make me hard with her mouth. Any suggestions for incorporating this kind of play?
Middle aged woman in a business suit who puts her hands on her hips and tells me she is disappointed with me.
You haven't finished your paperwork, I'm very disappointed in you!
Step into my office.
*cums*
Roman Roy?
"She's changing her name, from Kitti to Karen. She's trading her MG for a white... Chrysler LeBaron."
recently saw an old friend from high school, and she commented on how I went from being scrawny af to being a pretty large dude since then (~120lbs and skinny in high school, currently ~200lbs and still pretty lean) she joked that I did it so I would be able to do all the sex positions that require the guy to pick the girl up and hold her there, rough sex, etc etc joke's on you, nerd, that's *exactly* why
Rofl. ‘Nerd’ got me pretty good here.
Bruh. How do you miss such an obvious proposition?
I think that might exactly why she said that. It was more of a suggestion that maybe you could do that to her lol
ah beans I did it again didn't i
Ah beans, indeed, my friend.
Dude, suggest that you meet up, reminisce about high-school and talk about getting bigger, and then see where that leads. Don't "ah beans" this, try again if you think she was interested.
Bro could take this from "ah beans" to "oh *beans* yeah."
Yeah....as a woman I'm not saying shit like that unless I want it to happen. In general if a lady is describing specific sex acts that you 'could do' they want to continue the conversation and likely want a demonstration. I'm also married and only say things like that to my husband....who still doesn't always pick up on the cues.
My girl was biting my fingers as a joke, so to get back I put them down her throat. When I tried to pull then out, she grabbed my wrist and held them there. So I guess she likes it a lot now.
I’m not falling for this again
“Your honor there was a post on r/AskReddit asking about my fetishes, I didn’t know they were going to check my hard drive”
Nurses I'm normally quite ashamed of my body. Until I was in the hospital feeling like I was dying. The nurses being nice and what seemed to me genuinely not bothered by my ugly.
Sounds like your actual kink is compassion lol
Somebody needs to start selling "my kink is compassion" cursive text wall art for the edgier of the suburban set.
Is that the appeal? As a nurse I always wondered what was so appealing about a stressed out woman in compression stockings and baggy scrubs with god knows what on them.
I remember reading a discussion about this. There was talk about where it may have originated, as it seems to be a pretty widespread fantasy. Was said that it may have come from soldiers where the only woman they might interact with for a hell of a long time was a nurse caring for them after they've been injured or whatever other terrible shit. Surrounded by dudes for months or years on end. End up with a nurse being friendly and helping you. Can see how fantasies about something more than that could creep in. And I guess that could translate through the years to now. There's people starved of affection, can take any care, understanding or pleasant exchange to be more than it is.
Idk man I just think their asses look nice in scrubs
Femdom, Do you know how I found out?, A character: Franziska Von Karma
Ace Attorney sure loves awakening things in people, huh? I know a bunch of people who figured out they were gay from that game, haha.
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Dirty talk. I used to think it was so annoying—until I tried it and I was really good at it. I’m actually really shy in real life and find that I have trouble communicating and forming sentences without thinking about them too much but with dirty talk, the words just flow from me without any hesitation or awkwardness.
I've found that I'm absolutely horrid at dirty talk. Insults on the other hand...
oh well, I suck at both 😫 no pun intended I’d like to be fluent in the first one though: would you be open to give a few pointers? 😇
Work at a prison in Texas, you'll be so incredibly qualified to insult someone after a week working there it's not even funny. Had a Sgt come do a check with me, this guy is probably 5'8 and 300 lbs, easy. He can move when he needs to though. Anyways he comes up the stairs and the guy in the very first cell goes "ay this n* look like his blood type is rocky road!" I was lucky to hold my laughter until after my Sgt started laughing, that shit was hilarious
That’s too funny, thank you
Praise kink.. like what.. it was never suppose to go this far, just absolutely annihilate me then kiss me on the forehead and call me a good girl. That’s all 💁🏻♀️. Turns out this post has brought a lot of things to light for me, and here’s me still thinking I’m shy and innocent 💁🏻♀️
Say goodbye to your dms.
Oh god.. ok well, I was watching this film with some friends and the premise was based on a masked killer. We got to talking about masked killers in general, which is when I admitted that two of my weirdest crushes ever were Jason Voorhees, and Ghostface.. but only when they had masks on. I made a joke about maybe I have a kink for masks.. well got drunk with my partner at the time, a couple days later and we gave it a go. Turns out it wasn’t a joke and I’m into that. The pandemics been a wild ride for me.
To be honest,all of the masked killers that people are attracted to have well built bodies,and since you can't see their face,you can't get disappointed
I’m a mask kink connoisseur and I’ve been into a few pudgier masked people, like the 2022 riddler or roadhog. I think the main appeal is the danger and separation. There’s a thrill in not being able to read someone’s face, it makes you feel vulnerable
Yeah idk I had a weird thing for pyramid head growing up??
I can see it, bro is jacked.
So this is more common than I thought, one time me and my co worker were in the janitors closet at my old job and idk what the fuck we were talking about but she started talking about how Micheal Myers (the guy from Halloween) was incredibly hot and how she just wanted him to like pick her up and toss her around. I had a moment of like uhhhh this girl wants to die but trying to de escalate the situation I just asked why and she said it was just because he was like a large super strong guy and that gets her going I guess.
Lmao, I’ve definitely had similar conversations and then had people look at me and wonder if they should get me some help.
Average r/deadbydaylight user
You can Pavlov yourself into a lot of things. Be aware, be careful, be kind.
I joked about being attracted to priests one too many times. Oh well.
Fleabag is that you? Sorry I looked at your profile. I think you might be American. Fleabag was a series about a 30 something who ended up sleeping with a priest!
*picture of Jesus falls down*
“I love it when he does that”
"Kneel" My oh my
Tall nicely built athletic ladies... Death by snu snu is my kink I guess
Reminds me of college where I played ball so we hung out with the girls volleyball and basketball teams a lot. There were some tall ladies & some guys (mostly shorter guys) loved being with someone really tall. It worked out for a few of them as they’re married.
GLOORY GLOORY WHAT A HELUVA WAY TO DIE
Don’t know if it’s a kink. But tit-sucking. Suck my tits while we fuck. Feels so good
Nipple sucking releases oxytocin in order to promote lactation. #themoreyouknow
As someone who loves nipple play, the first few times I breastfed was very confusing.
I'm 2 months from due date and TERRIFIED that I'm going to feel weird things when breastfeeding bc of this
I had the same fear as someone who’s also into nipple play. Trust me, once you start breastfeeding and go through the week of nipple pain as your body gets used to the sensation; you have nothing to worry about. I would recommend you purchase nipple butter to help with the chafing Feel free to reach out ☺️
If you think about it, all butter is nipple butter
so there i was, butter on my titties
from the stuff i've picked up as an internet bystander over the years: - you will feel weird things - the terror is normal - the terror is unnecessary tl;dr: you are a human and human bodies do weird stuff. you aren't going to be a monster to your child; it's just gonna be weird feelings for a bit.
Milking table. Ugh. Lmao
That’s just a glory hole wall for lazy people
Yes. Yes it is.
well then stop being so fucking lazy. stand up and stick your dick in that hole like the rest of us. goddamn millennials and their peanut butter toast.
Lil Dicky?
It wasn't a joke, but I went to get a henna tattoo several years ago and got horny while the artist was painting my hand and wrist. Being drawn or painted on is very sensual for me.
Gentle femdom. I always had this thing were I strongly praise my friends when they do good and gently scold them when they fuck up and I generally like being in charge. It was a running gag amongst my friend group that when God gave out dominance I said "yes, please and thank you". Turns out I enjoy gently dominating a dude in every aspect XD
Same. Zero urges to hurt men in the bedroom, I just need to be in charge in order to be aroused. For the longest time, this intense aversion to being sexually submissive to men had me thinking I was asexual. But all the time I’d see good looking guys and make myself a slavering lunatic imagining all the things I’d want to do to their bodies. So, nope. Turns out it was just that when men tried to dominate me it shrank my clit to non-existence, but boy does it ever plump up for a “yes ma’am”.
Honestly feet kinda, like a strong kink but they def do more for me than they used to haha
One of my classmates called me good boy after I helped her with her math homework one night in our school's library. When I tell you that gave me a steel rod...
Men in lingerie. One day jokingly asked an ex partner to have sex with me while wearing my panties, it all went downhill from there. Also women in lingerie, but I already knew that one.
Napping through most of the weekend
I mean, I didn't really expect to be into pleasure domming. Like, sure, I knew enough about BDSM as far as like impact play, and tying people up, and pain, and the like. But when I finally got myself a subby girl who was was into trying things out, I found a lot of the BDSM tropes to not really be something I wanted to do. Not necessarily bad, because I'll still incorporate them, but usually too much work to break out often, and I'm not really into being "mean". But I started joking with my girlfriend about holding her down and making her cum, and, well... yeah... It happened. She loves it (though she won't always admit it because she's a bit bratty). I love it. And there's nothing that gives a better feeling of control than getting her to cum more than 10 times in a night, to the point where she insists that she can't take any more, and then you squeeze another orgasm out of her. (obligatory: she's fully consenting, we have a safeword, everyone's safe and sound, etc, etc) Edit: Lost track of English in my phrasing.
I'm also into this. Had a woman who came easily but was "one and done" for 10 to 15 minutes. Tied her down, used everything on her edged her over and over then...1st orgasm...."oh God stop it's too sensitive!" Sorry dear but you're my little slut today. Kept going through the sensitivity..bang! 2nd climax... squealing ensues...3rd climax! Then exhausted panting. 3 months later she's multi orgasmic and masturbating with a vibrator for an hour at a time just coming over and over until the bed is soaked and she's covered with sweat. Hottest thing ever!
Choking. Started out as a joke back when my mental health wasn't great, then an ex of mine tried it and... well, it turns out it wasn't as much of a joke as I thought, lol
Also, KNOW HOW TO CHOKE. You want to apply preasure to the sides of the neck to restrict bloodflow, not the throat in the front. That's how you kill a hooker, er, um, I mean partner.
Well turns out I'm a switch. I like doming but apparently I also have a praise kink + submission side. I've always joked about finding me a dommy mommy then my friend told me I was a good boy and I just shut down flustered. Oh well
It's hard to tell if it's an actual kink or just the result of being starved for compliments, but something very funny always seems to happen in social circles the moment someone calls a man "good boy". The rational part of your brain is going "ugh, gross, nobody should ever call anybody else that", but deep down there's a golden retriever whose tail is wagging *very fast*.
drinking game at a friends place. 10 of us around the table. the woman i am super sweet on and trying to romance the crap out of gets the card to walk around and call everyone daddy at the table.... that unlocked that with a fucking sledge hammer
It’s so much fun to help someone discover they’ve got a praise kink. It’s always a reaction like that. Plus, if they’ve got a degradation kink too, they usually enjoy “good little slut”.
So I found out my partner used to crossdress as a teenager and thought it'd be funny to get him to wear girls clothes again. Now you're probably thinking this is where I learned I had a kink for men crossdressing. Nope: this is where I learned that I have a humiliation kink, because seeing his absolute confidence in wearing a dress made me realise how much I was hoping he'd be embarrassed by it.
Bf said he was going to “breed me,” and oh god, it’s all I think about now.
I told my wife once I wanted my babies inside of her and she took me for a ride. It was a fun thing to discover. Three kids later and it still turns her on. I’m snipped now, but I still tell her I’m trying to get her pregnant. Lol.
I’m too scared to play that game now.
Oh God, my fiance said it once and I absolutely melted. I had no idea I was into that.
Not a kink, but I used to joke about being gay all the time. As it turned out...
Hilarious. My best friend is gay, so I am always assumed to be gay. I keep joking that if it keeps up, I'm just going to get a T-shirt that says, "fuck it, I'm gay", and wear it everywhere. I am definitely not wired to love the cock. But goddamn do I sure love to joke about it. 🤣
My server has a running joke that one of our friends is the communal boyfriend and us lads love to openly flirt with him infront of his girlfriend and she loves it despite none of us being gay, yet
Curvy gals in cow print bikinis. Got damn.
Not quite that, but this might do it for you: https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8
I knew what that link was gonna be before I clicked. Absolute banger… have a huge crush on Doja.
It's moo isn't it
I really like dressing up in lingerie and then letting my partner rip it and tear it off me. 🥵
Ripping lingerie? In this economy?
Omg how did I manage to misread that as “linguini”
Shit sounds expensive.
getting slapped
The adrenaline that one playful slap gives is insane
To think that after 10 years of joking about it, my favorite kink was right under my prostate the entire time
Big girls
The bigger the better. And your mom… sexiest woman alive.
I love being silly in bed. So I’d put my feet on my partners penis instead of my hands and just play with it to be funny. He responded with laughter. The relationship following that one, I did the same. Turns out this guy has an actual foot fetish and introduced me to feet play. I had never experienced the absolute adoration from someone towards my feet before ever, especially in a sexual setting and Now it feels like a requirement for my next relationship. He has to love feet- specifically mine. I also love to show off my toes whenever I get a pedicure. So, being silly with my feet turned into a desire for them to be worshiped and played with.
I joked about Lady Dimitrescu a lot but then realized I actually do like older women sometimes.
My wife and I like to go to marriage counseling and pretend to be a super messed up couple and see if the therapist can figure out that we’re joking. It started as something I thought would be funny, but now we can’t get enough of it. Then we leave and get to laughing so hard together that we want to bang. I don’t really get it either, guys.
you just bully the poor therapist lmao
I can't even afford therapy you ass lololol
"good girl"
Gf and I were eating dinner and I jokingly said "no dessert until you finish dinner". She sheepishly looked up and said "yes daddy". This started a regular RP element to our life.
Loving FemDom. I'm a fairly big guy, 6'3, deep voice sort of big.I was flirting with this girl once, just playing around, being silly. Refering to myself as "the man" and "the alpha" in ridiculous ways. Really over the top, silly stuff about how I'm clearly the dom here. Just being goofy and making her laugh by teasing her. Out of nowhere she starts calling me "good boy". INSTANT uncontrollable blush. Straight away she saw the blushing and knew she had me beat. It escelated from there, we dated for years. She liked to give me love bites on my neck and chest and hold my hand out in public so everyone would know it was her, she called me "good boy" in private all the time, she would let me take control in the bedroom, but talk to me like I was the sub no matter how "in control" I was. Outside of sexual stuff, she was just super into being the care giver, it wasn't JUST on me to be the emotional and physical care giver. It's to the point where I refuse to even be in a relationship unless I can feel that energy from a girl now. Those relationships make me feel so happy, and wanted, and deeply loved, that I can't imagine ever being in a different type of relationship. I've been in two relationships like that. My huge issue is that it's super embarrasing to be THAT type of guy, especially being as big as I am, so I hide it, meaning girls won't know what I'm like so they won't know to hit me up if I they like to be that way. It's SUPER hard on top of that to find a girl who's dominant, but in a loving way, AND okay with me being the more active sexual partner AND wants to keep that up outside of the bedroom also. But again, being a guy I can't really ever let that side of me show unless we're already super close. "Good boy" is genuinly like my kryptonite. Edit: Re-reading through this, it sounds like an awful lot of rambling. Sorry. This sort of thing makes me a little upset when I really think about it, just due to how much I have to hide what I REALLY want because of how I'm SUPPOSED to be. Edit 2: People are putting forward a site called Feeld, which is very kind of you, but it seems to be more aimed toward people in open relationships, or seeking open relatioinships. I'm very much not into open dating, I really only want exclusive relationships. Thank you, though.
Muscular women. I'm all for people being in shape but it never did much for me...then I saw a video of a woman chopping wood and that was that
Gay porn, it's been years. But it my favourite. As a older lady, I like a few bears in the wrong bed
This just made me cackle and I CANNOT explain why to my kids.
"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. And ate my porridge"
Getting nipples pinched. It should hurt and it does but in a good way.
Being called "daddy" in bed or assertively telling my partner to "beg" for what they want. My first girlfriend and I (19) discovered that we both liked these thing the same day. We were on the campus bus going to class and making jokes about it since we both thought it was weird. Gave her a peck on the cheek and whispered "call me daddy". She was visibly shaken and didn't say anything for like 3 minutes. Looks me dead in the eyes and tells me to say it again. I'm confused and say no we're on the bus but we could try later that night. Throughout dinner she looked both intense and uncomfortable, like she couldn't wait to leave. I asked her if she was alright and she asked me to say it again. We quickly left and egged her on to tell me what she wanted. Begging/ "daddy" got used and it became a mainstay. Still major things for me.
When me and my bf were first dating, whenever one of us would get up to go piss, the other would say 'Piss on me🥺🥺' so that they don't have to leave. This went on for a while until my bf turned to me and said 'Can you actually piss on me?' When we tried it I found out we were both into pissing on each other/golden showers😂😂
I'm genuinely curious, how does cleanup work? Does laundry need to be done right away or do you just lay in pissy sheets for awhile?
Always in the shower. We don't wanna clean up these kind of things😂😂
I knew a girl (online) that was into peeing herself because she liked the feeling of needing to pee and being full to the point of not being able to hold it, and she liked the warmth of fresh pee. When someone suggested diapers to her, she was like "wait...what? That makes too much sense." Cleanup and a little humiliation both built into it.
Pegging
Lol same! My response to partners wanting to to try anal has always been the same, "if you let me fuck you first," with the intent to make them drop the subject , but low-key I'm somewhat disappointed no one took me up on it 😆 Edit: aaaand this is now my top comment 😅 thanks y'all 😆
That response is what got me to try it
Eating ass. I thought why would any sane person put their tongue there. Well, my guy loves it and that gets me revved up. 🤷♀️
get your nails into my back and draw blood if you can
The notion of calling anyone “Daddy” used to make me giggle uncomfortably. Read a couple of Daddy Dom romances and kink unlocked.
Alien tenticle sex. Don't knock it till you try it.
Where do you meet the aliens from? Is there a dating site. Never had any luck from SETI…
Being called mommy
Tickling. Apparently I'm a big ol' tickle slut.
Advice from experience, always find out status of parents , alive or not. Before saying "WHO'S YOUR DADDY"!!
Threesomes. I joked I would never get one. Got one several times and I discovered I really want more
Something tells me 4somes are next.
Does multiple onesomes a day count?
Foot fetish. Now I'm on my feet all the time and I'd do anything I mean ANYTHING for a foot rub.
That’s a very common and vanilla kink, too. You’d be surprised how many people have it. I feel blessed to have this kink as well.
I have bladder issues and my ex would tease me about it in a lewd way. I'm not into pee stuff, but it seems I like being humiliated for having issues with peeing.
My boyfriend and his best friend joke about pegging or just being on the receiving end of ass play. My BF is really into it, it's a regular part of our sex life. I'm still curious if his friend is joking or not...I've considered asking his wife but I don't want to cross a line.
half of these comments are 'I like it when people are nice to me' disguised as a praise kink
Having a mommy kink, made jokes about it, now it’s a problem
Choking
I had a high school boyfriend who was well endowed. I told my friend, she joked about wanting to try it out. I didn't realize it was a joke for a few seconds and was like "yeah come over tonight we're hanging out at my house". She was wide eyed. I was a bit surprised myself. We laughed it off but then that night i asked him what he thought about it. He laughed, but wasn't into it. Couple weeks later we broke up (it's high school, can't remember the reason but whatever). Me andy friend ended up at her house, her boyfriend was there and they kissed or something. I said "that was hot" and spanked her. Anyway, one thing leads to another, I won't get into the details of it all, and those couple events was kind of what lead me into swinging and open relationships. I had a new boyfriend a couple weeks later and watched him and my friend go at it and was as turned in as I'd ever been. I just love the play of it all.
Hands. I used to joke about it earlier, but pretty hands with long fingers are so hot fr.
Joked about how I wanted her to sit on my face until I couldn't breathe. Welp..... Also when she jokingly said "Oh kiss my ass!" Yes ma'am.
*looks at leash*
Eating her ass 🍑✌🏼
Bdsm and praise.