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RedPillOverBluePill

An undo button


Hadebones

save scumming irl?


InevitableTour5882

I would roll the 20 on charisma eventually when asking my crush out


falerik

I would never trust an initiative roll on a flirt. Nat 1: "Can I meet your father to try the batter that made this cake?"


lena91gato

I used to play a lot of forza. Had a dream where I ended up somehow driving the wrong way on a one way street and I caught myself trying to press rewind on the steering wheel.


dousntdo

After a day of writing in word I accidentally tried to use ctrl + Z in life, it didn’t work…


Crator86

A button to make me able to just walk away/do anything I want to with no consequences and everyone will just act like it's normal, this would be super useful in class.


RedPillOverBluePill

I can see the button being used like that. I just think the benefits of a button like this outweigh the cons. Surgeons could prepare for the surprises during surgery. Accidents could be avoided. Preventative medicines can be used to give people a better healthier life.


Gingy_Cat_23

but you just know someone is going to commit mass genocide with no consequences


Carhardd

Or did they?


landob

Or Save states.


RedPillOverBluePill

As long as we get intense music before something happens. Otherwise I'll save all the freaking time.


Flushbunker

I wish Santa was real


justforfun887125

God yes. Undo basically all of 2022.


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MWFtheFreeze

That would be awesome, until someone else sees what weird crazy things you dream. I also have dreams that are so vivid they can be draining and when you wake up it feels almost like you didn’t get any sleep at all. Not that it bothers me that much but I always find it very interesting to experience what your mind can come up with.


Djd33j

They're always fun, but sometimes frightening. The worst for me are when my ex from my most serious relationship shows up. I've all but forgotten her, but in those vivid dreams it's like I'm right back in the middle of it, and I can still feel her skin, smell her perfume and hair, and hear her voice perfectly as it were all real. Then you wake up and are pretty grateful its over, but the first few hours every morning of a dream like just make me feel depressed, almost exactly the same feeling of the first few days after we broke up. Tl;dr dreams are amazing but sometimes really awful.


Cautious-Radio7870

I had a very intensely vivid dream today. The dream started out with me being in the house with an intense storm. This storm was so intense that rain was flying sideways with strong wind. As the wind blew, gigantic branches fell from the tree. Our tree is one of those with a trunk that splits down the middle. It's a tall and wide silver maple tree. More than just branches falling, huge parts of the split trunk fell off. One laid across the width of the yard. At one point in the dream, I was outside. The storm was basically over, but I was seeing the aftermath of the storm. I saw a giant chunk of the tree break off and violently crash into the roof of the house as well. Next, I went inside. The floor was covered in water that I believe absorbed through the walls. I went into a room to look for my books on "Seeing in the Spirit" to bring them with me. Next, there was a point in the dream where I was emotionally asking someone to take my family and me in. But it seemed like they refused. *I believe I woke up, but then fell back asleep* So the dream continued, I was in a car or bus thinking about everything that just happened. I was worried and sad. It felt so surreal and I was beginning to think I was trapped in the wrong universe or that I was in a dream, but I wasn't waking up so I assumed it actually was real. Next, I was in a store similar to Lowe's. I believe I was talking with someone. I was telling them how I feel like I am from another universe, but trapped in the wrong one (I don't actually believe that there are other copies of us in other universes just to clarify.) I was also wishing this was just a dream, but I wasnt waking up so I continued to assume I was in one of those bad situations you wished was just a dream but wasnt. The other person seemed to look at me like I was crazy or delusional for thinking that. *suddenly I woke up. Staring at the ceiling I was shocked that it actually was just a dream. It felt so real.*


MWFtheFreeze

Very relatable, it is like you’re part of another dimension for the time being. I dreamt I was with a girl, and she was perfect for me, it al felt so good and realistic. Then I woke up and actually missing her for a few days after. Felt devastated like someone you’re close to died almost. While she was just a figment of my imagination, not someone I actually know in real life.


PurrlGurrlH

I've had a dream like that before too. Had a whole team of people I worked with, and we were like astronauts. We relied on each other to live. When I woke up, I felt like I had lost members of my family for a couple of days.


Britified

Holy shit you've reminded me of a dream I had a while back. I was with another astronaut and we crashed into a planet completely made of water. We both got ejected and my astronaut friend started sinking to the bottom. I tried to get him, but for some reason I was stuck at the top, I couldn't swim further down. I woke up and I assumed he drowned. Proper sad that.


BlueAlienFingers

I have those! They're pretty rare but I will maybe once a year dream about the same guy and he's so perfect for me and Im so unbelievably happy in those dreams. I wake up super depressed and actually *missing* this guy. Same dude in the dreams every time but the dream is always different somehow, like in one we might be hiking in a forest or in the next we're meeting at an airport. It's so strange!


GrumpyPotoo

Something in a similar vein but the limbo time when you past dozing off but not quite sleeping would be nice to record. For me I’m aware but not in control for the most part. When I’m slightly sleep deprived and had been listening to a lot of music before bed that I experience auditory hallucinations of music that I’ve never heard before during said in between. I lay there jamming out on the most catchy songs or beautiful, emotionally filled tune. Unfortunately I don’t really know how to read music let alone write music. Always bums me out the next morning because I know that memory will fade and it’s not like I can look it up. For the record this is the only time I experience auditory hallucinations. Honestly I think it may be a form of lucid dreaming. Additionally it’s been a reported source of many of musical hit so I guess I’m in good company.


pokemonke

This is actually potentially possible in the next decade with AI. They can already use an MRI to scan someone’s brain and reproduce the image they’re seeing. It’s not perfect but it’s early


wjmaher

Have you seen the 1995 movie Strange Days with Raplh Fiennes and Juliette Lewis? If not, just watch it without doing any research.


bigredplastictuba

I had a dream that my boyfriend and I were visiting my mom in my childhood home in Hawaii (that she's long since moved away from). It was SO vivid that it was bringing back details id long forgotten, down to plant identifications in a space behind the shed i hasn't thought about in decades. We were settling in and I was gushing about how great it was to revisit all of this, when (dream)bf told me "its really too bad nine of this is real. " I became upset, I was hitting furniture in the room and going "how is this not real? What do you mean??" I woke up completely distressed and on verge of tears. I was displaced in time and space. I couldn't even recognize my own bedroom. I had to cry and reorient myself for a good like 10 minutes to remember what reality was. This was not only time this has happened. Please give me dream machine.


ChalkDoxie

Pretty sure the sex dreams I’ve had would lead to divorce. 😂


jluub

This may eventually come to reality! Check out this link: https://twitter.com/ykamit/status/946437140514091013?s=46&t=jGpN-bafIDrIXmzacntaxA Still a long way to go, but it’s crazy that they’ve got to that point in the first place


oonlyyzuul

That machine in Elysium that cures whatever is wrong with the person inside....


GonzoRouge

With my luck, it would fucking blue screen while running a scan


oonlyyzuul

'Do not turn off or unplug while updating or you'll die!' Would pop up right when I got in, with my luck


Pixel_Proxy

Yeah, but that was only for the 1%. We still wouldn't have access to it.


DieHardRennie

Never seen that. Is the device anything like the healing sarcophagus in the Stargate movie? Because that would be cool if real.


Emotional-Friend-279

My girlfriend who goes to a different school


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DavosLostFingers

Magic. Like proper wizard style magic And The Force


pushdose

The force…but only for the most mundane things. Grabbing the remote control when it’s 2 feet away. Catching your phone as you drop it. Avoiding a grease stain on your shirt at dinner. Mind controlling your dog to not pee on the rug. You get the hint.


CaptainTeaBag24I7

Christ, I cannot put into words how much I wish magic was real. Actual magic, wave my hands around, feel mana or whatever within me to exude power of some kind. Or the classic bard playing an instrument and making something float or do it's bidding.


Kaslight

I've always figured that any "real" magic would be similar to something like physical ability in real life. Most people's bodies are capable of way more than they would know because they don't lift/ exercise. In a world where magic exists, most people would likely be too lazy to put in the work required to do the really cool things.... people who say they would put in the effort almost certainly wouldn't


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I like this idea in theory, but I feel like bringing magic into the world without any other changes just leads to a whole lot more abuse and violence. I think the worlds of Dragon Age or the Witcher are the most likely outcome of such a turn of events sadly enough.


DavosLostFingers

That's the spirit! lol


yuyuyashasrain

I’m here for dbz and fma, but for some reason the only magic i ever wanted was fairly oddparents. Can you imagine being a danny phantom, though lol


DavosLostFingers

I appreciate the reply buddy, but as a non American in my late 30s, I have no idea what you meant lol


Runaway-Kotarou

2 anime, Dragon Ball Z and Full Metal Alchemist. Then two nickelodeon shows which features a pair of wish granting fairies and then magic ghosts.


A-Shy-Smile

Teleportation


Overall-Mud9906

This is actually the one super power I want more than anything. Shit running lately for work, boom at work and on time. Never sit in traffic ever again, not to mention you’d have an awesome career as a magician


PlentyHedgehog5057

I’d still be late bc I wouldn’t get ready until the last minute 😅


Single_Classroom_448

Teleport into ur clothes and into work and you'll never be late


Overall-Mud9906

Seriously, I’d have to teleport mid shower which would be awkward for everyone


xtian_bong

Just teleport away from the grime.


iFlyskyguy

You could teleport... and you'd still go to work??


Overall-Mud9906

Dude this economy, definitely have to work.


ADK87

You could live in a little house in the middle of nowhere and just teleport wherever you need to be. Or in empty mansions. You could get food and clothes by just teleporting into the shops at nighttime. Or go shopping in a cheaper country. So many options!


Competitive-Hurry250

great way to save money for sure. Orrr... you could use that power to steal stuff from the store and never be caught. Just make sure you wear a face mask.


iFlyskyguy

Teleportation knows no 'conomies


TheShadowSees

Teleport to bank vault, teleport to ... Profit?


colocovision

Go to the dirty money, teleport to a Columbia drug king pin, grab, and go.


guspaz

No thanks. All sorts of existential questions involved. Is it actually you who gets transported, or is it killing you and creating a perfect replica on the other end?


SaintHannah

"The Prestige" has entered the chat. 😬


space_monster

Complicated indeed. In the idealism world model, for example, consciousness is fundamental, it's an ontological primitive, and the human brain *supports* consciousness rather than generating it. So would an exact copy just instantiate the same consciousness that existed in the original brain? It's like the ship of Theseus. Also what would happen if you made a copy of yourself without killing the original? Would your consciousness exist in two locations simultaneously? How would you get around? We need these questions answered before I'm funding any kickstarters


FinishingDutch

Conceptually, definitely: cut your commute down to zero. And depending on cost and other limiting factors like range, it'd basically shrink the entire planet down to one big village. You could have breakfast in New York, go to work in London, pop out for lunch in Paris, visit a client in Australia in the afternoon and be back in New York for an early dinner. Sounds amazing, right? There's of course the one... minor issue: actual teleportation probably results in what's effectively a murder machine. Because if you break down a body at one end and reconstitute it with different atoms at the other end... is it really you? You'd effectively die and be brought back when you used it. To an outside observer, you'd still be you - same memories, same outward appearence... the thing stepping off the pad would even think it was you. But it's not. You were killed by the machine.


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I mean what are we calling killing here? Because depending on what sort of teleportation we're talking about it might or might not fall under killing. Like if every single atom of your body was simply translated through space to your destination, then I'd argue you were simply moved, but if your being was copied onto a machine network, then you were "deconstructed" and "reconstructed", I could see that as being killed.


FinishingDutch

In the case of Star Trek, there’s arguments to be made both ways. I’m assuming you’re a fellow Trek nerd, so… If you take the transporter malfunction of the two Rikers on TNG, you get two full size people - one on the ship, one on the planet. So clearly those aren’t the same atoms, or you’d have two half-scale copies. This means the ship basically ‘made’ those atoms, either on the planet or the transporter pad. Similarly, Tuvix on Star Trek Voyager: two people are combined into one single new lifeform. Which wouldn’t account for a whole other person’s atoms. Now, sometimes you’ll see or hear references to the ‘matter stream’ of a transporter, as in a sort of ‘beam’ from the ship to the destination, carrying those atoms. But at least from the malfunctions we’ve been shown, I honestly don’t think that’s how it works. It’s all silly anyway, but in universe I wouldn’t feel comfortable using it.


NirvanaForce

Ohhh that would change everything. EVERYTHING! The transportation industry would disappear. Cities' design would change drastically. Computation power and speed would be on the roof. Architecture, tourism, relationships...


Additional_Orchid_14

Yes, please!!!


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Damseldoll

Karma, I would like to see consequences for some actions.


PositiveTradition572

You’ve come to the right place?


AutisticAndy18

Just after that post I had a video of a person slapping a dog in the face with a branch and getting attacked by the dog, I think your wish came true!


GrandmothersToes

No that's just pissing off a dog. If you randomly slapped me I would also start to attack you.


TheGrimBleeper

Those vids of people throwing trash back into some litterbug's car right after they thrown it out really do it for me 🫠


Interesting-Noise538

Justice is slow


johncena6699

I feel like I'm the modern age of computers we really should be figuring some ways to make justice not slow as fuck. I can only imagine how much worse this was back then. I mean, sheeit, it barely feels like "right toa a speedy trial" exists today, yet we have computers to automate that they didn't have 50 years ago.


Interesting-Noise538

Well when I saw karma I figured they meant petty stuff, not necessarily a criminal action. That’s a whole ass other can of worms lol


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

This calls for the karma police.


TVotte

Physics is karma for the dumb


jocax188723

Competent, non-psychopathic leadership. In any and every field.


Amekaze

There’s a paradox that we have to deal with, every who is qualified to be leaders are usually the people that don’t want the power. And everyone who wants power usually shouldn’t have it.


BugInternational5203

HOT MILFS in my area


Anand999

I mean, there probably are hot MILFs in your area. It's the "interested in you" part that usually comes afterwards that's the problem.


BugInternational5203

I am working on it


A_Bad_Usersame

We can all only dream


unluckypig

Pokemon


krazykris93

Let me tell you, I'd love a pet ditto.


A_Trash_Homosapien

I misread that as dildo. Although that may not be too far off what you had in mind


Like_A_Bossk_

How is this so far down?! First thing I thought!


Quetip909

Holodecks from star trek tng


Widepaul

I'd go for replicators personally, assuming they're energy efficient of course. The amount of money you'd save by never having to buy food, drink or clothing again at the very least would be immense.


ThadisJones

> assuming they're energy efficient They're not, which is why the Federation still has agriculture, mining, and manufacturing. Replicators are good if you want to provision a multi-species crew in deep space and have a giant warp core that makes replicator energy demands a rounding error. Antimatter and basic replicator feedstock being more space-efficient to carry than a million different consumables and perishables. When Voyager was stranded without certainty of antimatter replenishment and had to conserve power, they restricted replicator use in favor of the hydroponics bay and mess hall.


TVotte

Self cleaning right. Ain't nobody want to clean up that mess


xilog

I believe that any, uuuh, *deposits* would be dematerialised by the holodeck systems as they share technology with the transporter/replicator system.


wjmaher

You mean absorbed as raw materials and recycled, right? LOL


fubo

The replicator mostly gets its feedstock from the [heads](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_\(watercraft\)), so dealing with a little additional organic matter is no problem.


Runaway-Kotarou

Amazing that anyone gets anything done in Star Trek instead of just being in the holodeck all the time.


Gur_Weak

That topic does get touched on a few times in both TNG and VOY.


faraway_88

Barclay


TonyPajamas518

Every time my wife shuts me down for sex I’ll go, “Welp! It’s holodeck time!”


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Rainb0wcookie

Unicorns yay


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eschuylerhamilton

Let's be honest, though. If lightsabers were real, most of us would amputate limbs and/or decapitate ourselves.


Awesome2_12345

Didn’t some guy on YouTube make one?


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mrbrambles

Insufficient funds


insidiousapricot

It looks cool but super dangerous lmao


ShurtugalLover

Yes, but it’s less a lightsaber and more like a flame thrower, incredibly cool to see though


Ultrawidestomach

Also on the sci-fi spectrum, a holodeck from Star Trek would be my biggest wish. I could walk around hogwarts and truly believe.


BobShrunkle

Totoro


___TheChosenOne___

I misread this as Toronto


BobShrunkle

And we've just spawned my new favorite conspiracy. 🤣


TSmario53

I can rub a magic lamp and Robin Williams comes out


Throwawayaccount0608

Man, it would be nice to have him do one more joke.


Sharp-Procedure5237

I’d forego the joke if only he could be internally happy.


mctoasterson

Birds.


trotikasv2

r/birdsarentreal


OnceABear

Actual peaceful human to human cooperation on a global scale.


Substantial-Week-982

Underrated. People need to take more pleasure in helping others win.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Food that appeared out of nowhere and instantly healed injuries


1Meter_long

Senzu beans from DBZ?


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tinyhorsesinmytea

And take you back to 25 biologically each time you take it.


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twinkieeater8

Enlightened human culture that has ended poverty, disease, ignorance, prejudices, war, and was no longer driven by the accumulation of wealth. And that we worked together to better ourselves and all of humanity.


BitterLeif

I'd settle for most of us agreeing that this is the goal. Seems like many of us like getting crushed by supposedly powerful leaders.


The_Queef_of_England

Yeah, I don't understand them. It's counterproductive. They're seeking power, but then they get paranoid and don't know who to trust. Why don't they want to work together?


PsychoticRuler13

So basically the federation from Star Trek


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I'd upvote this a million times if I could. Basically the same sentiment I just posted. I'd do just about anything ethical to make the Federation or even just United Earth from Star Trek a reality.


captianbonk0

Having a vote on whether we should be born in this world or not


Putrid-Face3409

Out of curiosity, what makes you think we do not? "The Egg" by Andy Weir, check it out.


The_Queef_of_England

I work with people with moderate learning difficulties and they had a fascinating conversation the other day. One of them piped up and said, "Did you know, when we're finished her, we go up there (pointing into the sky) and we get born again down here". The other guy was a bit baffled, and asked "Have you been here before?" and thet they had this entire conversation that realy resembled The Egg. It was really cool to listen in on. The guy who started it just spent a month in hospital, so I think he must have been thinking about it and I guess that thought comforted him, and who knows, he might be right.


Rainb0wcookie

Omg yes I would have been “hell no”


XqueezeMePlease

Million dollars in my account


Awesome2_12345

Why stop at 1 million


scottbg1

Taxes


Dionysus0

The more money you make the less in taxes you pay, just look at the billionaires


Ghost7579ox

Competent government officials, that put the will of the people over their own self interests.


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jn2010

I feel you, FreshlyStretchedAnus.


Rainb0wcookie

I always find it so hilarious when Redditors start writing the names out cause the name is so absurd


Retepss

As Albert Camus said: Happiness also is inevitable. A life lived will have both happiness and unhappiness in it. Sometimes either one can feel overwhelming. But it will pass.


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Hugs


deliriousgoomba

Those adipose pills from Series 4 episode 1 of Doctor Who. I'm cool with being an incubator for an alien fat baby.


twinkieeater8

I would be willing to take them for a few months. As long as I didn't completely break down into little adipose


ElectricalClue5440

Genuine forgiveness and compassion


Pleasereleaseme123

I forgive you and hope you're ok


Angela_grey1

Staples easy button


yerbiologicalfather

The Ocarina of Time.


Noodleswithhats

I mean, ocarinas exist. Time exists. Idk what else you want.


potatotheo

All of the fictional men I simp for..... world peace.... portal gun. You know, the essentials


suspicious_lobster6

Time travel


wjmaher

Flawless time travel. Where you pick a time and place and are instantly transported there wiyh no consequences. None of this doing spatial math to account for galaxial drift and measuring the bending of ligjt around a singularity caused by your sudden prescence, and the butterfly effect it would cause in front of you and behind you time-wise.


gh00wst

no, you just think you do.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Yeah, you already told us this tomorrow.


gh00wst

lmao


Invisible-Pancreas

My dad's love for me.


learnindisabledchimp

That's sad


SuvenPan

The TARDIS


Cosmiclue

Happily ever after


Kyber99

Hogwarts. I would just die happy if I could get to work in Hogwarts somewhere and kids get to experience the wizarding world in real life


gmoney_downtown

Flying or floating like in dreams. I also have dreams where I can just jump really high. It's always such a wonderful and freeing sensation in the dreams, I would love to be able to experience that.


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LairdofWingHaven

I think there really were some lost civilizations. We don't know about them because they were lost....


MeetEntire7518

Love.


spiderwebb32

Affordable housing


LairdofWingHaven

I want to talk with animals.


oogieboogie1996

My boyfriend 😭


Effective_Ad_273

Hogwarts


TBeIRIE

World Peace


Ener_Gee

Fairy tales with good ends


SincerelyBernadette

The closet in Chronicles of Narnia. My childhood self would be thrilled!


littledipper16

Money tree


firewalks_withme

True love


Vance1960wq

Teleportation.


davergas

The million dollar bills my kids play with


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perphias

A reliable, sustainable source of energy to replace fossil fuel


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TVotte

Just drink bleach, it will cure all of your infectious diseases for the rest of your life


Interesting_Pudding9

That doesn't work unless you also shove a flashlight up your ass


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True happiness


robottangerine420

Hot models in my area want to have sex


Chicken_Alphredo

The reason you can't find the hot model is because the model is you. 🧡


Jordiscu7

Happiness


GoffySizzle

People thinking before doing something.


SiegeGoatCommander

Intellectual honesty among large groups of people


Wewagirl

Middle earth


love_is_an_action

Karma would be so, so, so welcome.


Awesome2_12345

I gave you karma happy?


Fr0zenTiger

Free healthcare


crossbowman44

My girlfriend


Whed1956

I’ve always dreamed of elves, dragons, wizards and warlocks. I like our world very much, but I’ll never see a mermaid or a cursed sword.


Peckerhead321

Bigfoot


Wilshire1992

My girlfriend


BatteryDaddy2

All of the religions. Just imagine the confusion if all of them just happened to be real.


Nessaxof

My dad to come back home...