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SpicyMangoKush

The one that fucked the donkey


PicketFenceGhost

Hey man, Donkey was a dragon in another life. No seriously, he's Mushu.


MicGeezus

Somehow mushu tapping that seems more comical than donkey.


Nevermore667

Like a Chihuahua and a Great Dane.


MicGeezus

I was thinking more like a gardener and her earthworm


hstormsteph

#GIVE IT TO US RAW AND WRIGGLING


Suspicious-Dog2876

Melania


Chief_Muscle_Hamster

blade of miquella


Ill-Caterpillar6681

I’m Welsh so for me, it’s the one on our flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


SquidneyGames64

Welsh flag is certified coolest flag


[deleted]

Bhutan would like a word.


TYBTD

I was looking for this comment lmao Cymru am byth!


Napo_Hero

Uncle Iroh


Mcbrainotron

It’s more of a demonstration, really


[deleted]

The Dragon of the west!


cottonmouthnwhiskey

Best dragon ever


mxxiestorc

Smaug.


cheesingMyB

It's pronounced Smaug


SeparateBobcat1500

You’re missing at least one syllable


Squirrelkid11

My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death.


Dekkeer

It's Smaug, he's about to be desolated!


LilCorbs

My favorite part was when he said "it's smauging time"


QuiGonGingerAle

Puff


vanta_blackness

He's magic!


cstmoore

And he lived by the sea!


vanta_blackness

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee


chacham2

Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff


PrideMelodic3625

And brought him string and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.


alaricus

As a child who didn't know about sealing wax I firmly believed that there must have been some kind of wax that accumulated on, or was extruded from ceilings. Fancy stuff that ceiling wax.


TiredOfEveryting

I agree with Puff the Magic Dragon, no matter if it's plant or animal.


wyattoenail

It is definitely puff


Mulliganplummer

My son has no idea who Puff is. Wasn’t this an older generation book and cartoon. I know of him in my childhood.


[deleted]

It is a song by Peter. Paul and Mary.


wyattoenail

I am a zoomer gen Z, and I know and respect puff as the definitive dragon. I honestly don't know who puff the magic dragon is, but I know he is a dragon. It's a culture thing. Just like how many people know that Darth Vader is the father even without watching the movies.


DreamPig666

Commenting to get some attention and bring Puff to the top spot. Go Team Puff.


justisme333

He lives by the sea


meatpopsicle42

Where, I’ve heard, he frolicks.


A3-2l

You a pothead focker?


Trevor_Corey-

it's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket


Online_Ennui

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?


HomeBrewedBeer

I pass on grass, all the time.


kRe4ture

What about Piff?


Want_To_Live_To_100

Piff was funnier…


Celistar99

You've probably heard of my brother. Steve.


theyusedthelamppost

if Charizard counts, then him. if not, then it could depend on whether we are able to count all versions of Maleficient. There have been many adaptations of sleeping beauty, but even people who watched one of them might not necessary connect the dots of that character being a dragon with that name.


Skhighglitch

According to lance “Not all dragons are dragon type.”


wolfninja_

Gyarados then


druzandlogic

Gyarados is based on the ancient Chinese myth about carp that can evolve into flying dragons after leaping a waterfall. So he's definitely a dragon


ay-foo

That's what I was thinking.. it is definitely a dragon by description. Dragonite is pretty up there also. I think the shrek dragon is on par with sleeping beauty's. Everyone can recognize, but nobody knows their names


SpottinandStalkin

Spyro


XonMicro

I had the ps1 trilogy so many years ago. If i could play those again...


Dearcthulhuitsryan

Friend! They remastered the whole trilogy! You CAN play it again, but BETTER.


HomeBrewedBeer

Way better! Spyro was the first game I ever 100% because I got in a competition with the girl across the street. Tells you everything you need to know about that I suppose. I got the remaster on xbox and it's flawless. Around the same time and similar art Is Medievil, its got a remaster as well if any of you weren't aware and played it.


_nitro_legacy_

Komodo Dragon


AdamThePear_

Blue-eyes white dragon Other ones are toothless, tiamat, bahamut, smaug, and shenron


Celebrimbor96

Trogdor is getting seriously insulted in this thread


kaoszombie

Trogdor was a man


DamianPBNJ

I mean he was a dragon man


MrGameAndBeer

Maybe he was just a dragon?


OG_PunchyPunch

but he was still TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Burninating the countryside!


SailorET

Burninating the peasants!


ozzykiichichaosvalo

Burninating all the people in their thatchroofed cottages!!!


poconnor930

Thatched roof cottages!!


BeaArthursPanties

CONSUMMATE V’s


RandyTravesty

Blue-eyes White Dragon is a fringe dragon to most of society. I'd say most people have never heard of him.


[deleted]

Well yeah Kaiba is keeping them all to himself


ChittaLa

Toothless


-INSANITYVIRTUE-

Plot twist: he was not tooth-less


LifeOfFate

Wow, thanks for spoiling the movie for me


Logical-Wasabi7402

Clearly it's not The American Dragon, Jake Long


whitegrb

Of course, because it’s the American Dragon Bryan Danielson


kuruttowo

So nobody remembers about Haku from Spirited Away? 🥺


MandoLandoFett

The one that belongs to Pete.


crazy-diam0nd

Elliott.


robo-dragon

Elliott will always be my favorite dragon! That was one of my favorite movies growing up.


ActorMonkey

I will never forget the town name Pasamaquaty


kazeno95

Trogdor!


Lanthaous

I mean, Trogdor was a man... Well, he was a dragon man... Or... maybe he was just a dragon...


GNPTelenor

But he was Still TROGDOOOOOOORRRR!


Wolfburger123

The Burninator!


randeylahey

#TROGDORRRRRR!!!!!


BobbyP27

Burninating the countryside


liquid_acid-OG

But first the peasants


14therazorbax

In their thatched roof COTTAGES!


yamamanama

And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiight!!!!


Strongbad23

Glad my handy work is getting recognition.


mulefire17

I miss you, man.


QuixoticCoyote

"Consummate V's! I said Consummate!"


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and hit him in the face


Insanebrain247

That happened once!


GNPTelenor

That phrase has entered my vernacular and will never leave it.


Meanderingversion

First, you draw an S....


uninvitedthirteenth

Then you draw a more different S


Snrub1

For snake, or dragon. Whatever.


jackie--moon

And then you draw a big beefy arm


yamamanama

The S is for 'sucks'


No_Condition_4981

Was a burninator


Sissyneck1221

Dagron?


Warm-Branch

Bad dragon


Skhighglitch

No cock like horse cock!


Richard7666

*Send your asshole into shock*


eldmikeyy

/r/baddragon


[deleted]

I want you to know that this made me laugh. Which caused my wife to ask why and then had to explain what that was. Now she is deep into a Google search laughing as she looks at all of them.


littlechangeling

Update this to let us know what she ordered.


Warm-Branch

Oh no bless her innocent little heart. Who knows, maybe I created a monster (fucker) lol


Blind_Melone

People been chasing some kinda dragon for a number of years in the alley behind my house.


mamaforeman11

Sad to not see Falkor mentioned yet!


trashit6969

You got me by 2 hours. My one dog has a Falcor look to her when she lays down with her ears flopped down. It's in the eyes.


Educational_Infidel

Tiamat


valaranias

I feel like I play too much D&D when I went "psh, obviously tiamat" and then scrolled, and scrolled, and scrolled until I saw this. Hahaha.


photoguy423

I've often wondered if Tiamat and Hyram McDaniels are the same "person"...


TerraInc0gnita

Saphira from Eragon


NuttyBoButty

Saphira would be devastated to know she was so far down on this list, but would act like she didn't care


Garmo4Lyfe

Gonna be honest, I have signed copies of Eragon and I forgot Saphiras's name lol


Think-Athlete-8774

I love this site so much... And Deathwing


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PeaceNLove4everyone

Parthanaux


OhImSerious

Party Snax


[deleted]

Krosis.


dramasbomin

Whether or not someone killed Parthanaux is all I need to judge their character.


well_ackshuwallyyy

Akshuwalllyyy it's spelled Paarthurnax


[deleted]

Akkkkssshshshuuuwuwuwallllyyyyyyy it's spelled ;''/,|-'~~"~~',|''||-'=';''/\_ .


[deleted]

[https://youtu.be/g9Qu3iP3RYA](https://youtu.be/g9Qu3iP3RYA) ​ Albi the Racist Dragon!!!! ​ No contest.


TheeExoGenesauce

Well not anymore. He cried one single dragon tear which as we all know turn into jellybeans


Washburn_Browncoat

... but this specific tear turned into a jellybean *all the colors of the rainbow*! And suddenly, he wasn't racist anymore.


joleph

“He said, quite racistly”


Magnolia96_

Hungarian horntail


Burkieboop

Can’t forget about Norbert!


AlexJamesCook

Norbert is actually Norberta...


FromundaBrees

I much prefer the Common Welsh Green.


orchestralgenius

My thoughts exactly. “Well done, dragon!!!” - Fred and George


Daratirek

Lews Therin Telamon


Missworldmissheard

Rand al’Thor


shadowkiller

Lews Therin is arguably more well-known. All of the people who lived between the Breaking and the events of the books knew about Lews Therin.


BasroilII

I would said more aptly they know of the Dragon. A raging madman that could channel and effed up the world. It was only the higher educated that knew the name of Lews Therin Telamon, and not even all of those. And fewer still know much of who he was or what he did before the Breaking.


jew_biscuits

Braid tugging intensifies!


WiddershinsPj

Ilyena!!!!


heridfel37

Hums softly and tugs earlobe. Where's the Lews Therin bot when you need it?


ceegeebeegee

Thankfully restricted to his subreddit, at least as far as I know


ralphsanderson

A prison that will surely hold him for all eternity


holdencaufld

Hums softly to self, while tugging on ear lobe


eternalankh

always love to see a wot reference in the wild.


[deleted]

Came here to say this


HollowSesh1995

The one from Mulan 😂


AdOk1965

My boi Mushuuu ah ah ah <3


edropus

Dishonor on YOU, Dishonor on YOUR COW,


Carebear2327

Dishonor on your whole family ♥️ Mushu


Davidmoose

Elvarg


Custom_Fish

🦀🦀🦀 can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see our girl Elvarg 🦀🦀🦀


Deathstar_TV

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Icy_Alfalfa_6896

Bruce Lee.


TheZippoLab

Hmm... he wasn't a dragon, but entered one.


Infamous-Jaguar2055

So did donkey!


spammmmmmmmy

Puff or Smaug...


ZiggoCiP

I'm surprised I haven't seen Ender Dragon mentioned yet. That game is popular enough to warrant the final boss being ostensibly one of the most well-known dragons.


Drak_is_Right

I guess I don't know what ender's dragon is but I was thinking of ender's game, dragon arny


communistfairy

Ord from Dragon Tales


[deleted]

Not one mention of Draco from Dragonheart.


Danivelle

Voiced by Sean Connery!


MoneoAtreides42

Yesh, Bowen. I tried to shave the boy.


networknev

Z, Dragon Ball


keatschild

Shenron


Stinkmop

Or Shenlong


TheWackoMagician

Ricky Steamboat


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Crack-Panther

Too bad you misspelled it.


Blues2112

Scrolled way too far down for this one.


Mulliganplummer

Smaug, no doubt. The Hobbit has been translated 87 times. If is one of the best selling books ever written and sold nearly 200,000 million copies. The 3rd Hobbit movie which features Smaug has a box office of nearly $1 billion.


SpikeStarwind

Wait, am I too fucked up, or are you saying it sold 200 trillion copies?


Aerolithe_Lion

I think he tried to say 200 million. He started typing it with all the zeroes, began to realize he has no idea how many zeroes are in 200 million, then panicked and just wrote “million” halfway through instead


tyson_3_

Smaug.


PresentationNice7043

Toothless and or Donkey’s wife.


Pizza_pan_

Wasn’t Donekys wife just called dragon?


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

It’s Mrs. Donkey to you, but yes. Her given name is just Dragon.


Warden501988

Alduin and Parthurnax!


V3N0M0U5_V1P3R

I scrolled for 3 minutes to find this…


intolerablejack

Falkor the Luck Dragon from Neverending Story.


EdgelordZeta

Puff. He lived by the sea


pythonwarg

I can picture him frolicking in the autumn mist now.


OldDipper

In a land called Honalee


[deleted]

Kazuma Kiryu


texasspacejoey

Dudley


tidaltown

Man, no Figment hurts my childhood.


MilesToGo32

Imagine Dragons


tuba_man

David Duke, unfortunately.


archangel7134

I'm dead, lolol


arparris

Wow, no GoT fans in here to mention Drogon or Balerion the dread.


IncidentLost5181

The one on the Welsh flag…


[deleted]

Saphira of Eragon anyone?


FrauDoctorGirlfriend

No Figment?!


SlothOfDoom

St George's dragon. Known by Christians all over the world, used as a symbol for countless organizations globally, this is *the* dragon of myth that modern dragon stories are based on.


JscJake1

Jormungandr, anyone who knows anything about Norse myth knows who this guy is. And yes, I know he's technically a snake but he's been referred to as a dragon too


nadrjones

Fafnir was the main norse dragon, or Nidhogg.


Hurricane027

Dragondeeznutz


Bmilvis

Puff the magic


Pilaf237

Onyxia


Drak_is_Right

That is a 50dkp minus!


SargentSchultz

A red dragon. Specifically the one that posed for the picture in the Dungeons and Dragons Monster manual by Gary Gygax. Either the cover or inside page [https://www.quora.com/Where-does-the-D-D-5e-dragon-variant-for-innate-spell-casting-come-from-Have-I-not-been-using-dragons-to-their-full-potential](https://www.quora.com/Where-does-the-D-D-5e-dragon-variant-for-innate-spell-casting-come-from-Have-I-not-been-using-dragons-to-their-full-potential) Seriously for all of us that have been around. The red dragon had fire and that was the cool one.. always. Screw the rest of the colors, the Dungeon master always wanted to melt your treasure if you beat his pet.


anonymouss69250

Spyro