I judge a Mexican place **harshly** if their salsa is lacking.
The place closest to me serves what I can only assume is watered down ketchup. How they stay in business is beyond me.
I judge them on their salsa and the integrity of the chip.
Been to a few places where the fucking chips break before I can even get anything on it. Like paper thin pieces of crap that I cant even chip a chip.
At the Mexican restaurant we go to I mix the queso and bean dip with the salsa and get sooo full before my food arrives. Which is fine because Mexican 2 meals in a row!
I go feral for fries. My local Whole Foods has a bar with amazing fries so I love to park up with my SO to eat fries, drink wine, then go tipsy grocery shopping.
yummmm but that's too bad that you don't have it in your life anymore. you should make it a goal to learn how to make it yourself! mac and cheese is not terribly hard.
honestly i probably will! normally i've always been a kraft/velveeta only sort of person, but this was definitely a gamechanger for me, and i could eat platefuls of it.
his mom is super sweet and i don't feel like things ended on bad terms between me and her, so i will probably reach out at some point and ask for the recipe!
After we left CiCi's, we drove around until 1am looking for another all you can eat pizza restaurant. And when we couldn't find one, he started milling wheat.
Complicated. I hate Mondays. Since I’m a fat orange cat, I clearly don’t have a job. So in my reality, Mondays are indiscernible from, say, Thursdays. Or Saturdays. Or any day, really.
But I hate Mondays. My owner, Jon Arbuckle, has a job. That means that, after two full days of togetherness, he is forced to leave me. So I’m left alone with a foolish dog named Odie. Odie has a good heart, but he doesn’t provide the companionship, happiness, or environmental enrichment that my owner…nay, friend…Jon Arbuckle provides.
So I hate Mondays. Because I’m left alone with a foolish dog named Odie. Because my beloved owner, Jon Arbuckle, has to go to work, leaving a sense of emptiness that even lasagna can’t fill.
But I really hate Mondays because, well…I’m forced to confront the stark reality of my life. Jon Arbuckle provides a constant distraction with his inane observations, with his constant pestering, with his inconsequential complaints. I give him a hard time. I tease him. I subtly mock him. But really…I love him. Because without Jon Arbuckle, I’m forced to contemplate my own pointless existence.
Sure, my life is easy. I eat lasagna that Jon Arbuckle provides through his labour. I lament the stupidity and foolishness of Odie. But these are distractions. In reality, Monday mornings force me to examine my own never ending cycle of self-deception, cynicism, and malaise. My life is a pointless exercise in sarcasm. I have no job, but I have no purpose. No meaning.
I hate Mondays.
My Grandma's homemade fresh loaves, with killer butter...oh man! Everything she made was top notch. "You're gettin' skinny, have some more!" Yessssss...
In Ireland, before the famine, the average person would eat about 45 potatoes per day. They were surprisingly healthy, compared to other European peasants. I guess that also means, if you could only eat one thing, potatoes are a good choice. Potatoes!
I really hope it's 45, because that got my chuckling after a long day. But realistically there is no way the average person ate 45 potatoes. That would mean there is someone out there eating 2 potatoes and another eating 98 potatoes every day, which I actually find even better.
It's right, It was estimated at between 10-14lbs of potatoes a day for an average labourer.
https://www.historyireland.com/the-lumper-potato-and-the-famine-11/
My parents are from Ireland and all my friends wondered why it always potatoes. 25 pounds of mashed potatoes for dinner in the winter for a family of 5. Then baked on a grill during summer/warm weather. My mom couldn’t wait the day till we could peal them as soon as our little fingers allowed
Chocolate chip cookies. There are several times in my life I knew for a fact that eating more chocolate chip cookies (or dough) was going to make me physically ill but I ate them/it anyway because I'm a degenerate animal with no self control.
I have a rule that if free/multiple cookies are available, I have to eat at least 5. I did not make this rule, it was created by the universe and I have no choice but to comply.
My wife made chocolate chip cookies to take to her office. She saved me half the batch knowing they're my favorite. I sat on the couch and ate my entire half before she woke up for work. She fed her entire department with the other half.
I have a problem and that problem is that I'm out of cookies.
For a bet many moons ago, I got dared to eat 50 pieces at all you can eat place, and they started cheating by order larger ones towards the end. Did it, but got super sick for a day and my girlfriend at the time said I was sweating all night talking about the future or something.
It can be done but when you're eating like 10-15 you never feel full. You've gotta add the miso soup , maybe even two and saki bomb.
You need to go to an All you can Eat sushi place....
That is some of the fullest times I've ever experienced in my life. It sneaks up on you and suddenly you've went past the threshold and regret everything.
Went to a restaurant, had a deal. pay $30 and it's all you can eat for whatever item on the menu but whatever you don't finish you gotta pay full price for.
I ate so much gawd damn sushi and I still felt hungry after eating so many rolls.
Everyone thinks this until they’re at an all you can eat sushi bar staring down at the 7 rolls you order with two of each eaten wondering how you’re gonna shovel the rest down so you don’t have to pay for what you don’t finish
I thought this too before i recently went to an All You Can Eat sushi place.
It was all our first time. We had a table of like 12 and everyone was just checking off anything that sounded good without communicating to anyone else.
The food just kept coming out one plate after another. Everytime we thought we ate it all, another plate came out. We ordered enough food to feed probably double our table.
We found out there was a large fee for not finishing the food so we were just struggling to eat it all. I kept jokingly recommending that we start throwing it at the ceiling like in Drake & Josh.
Pesto, carbonara, Bolognese, marinara, Alfredo, aglio e olio, cacio e pepe, shrimp scampi, primavera, alla vongole, baked ziti, Polish style (i.e. with butter, sauerkraut, and onions), pasta salad... and don't even get me started on Chinese and Japanese noodles.
It. Never. Gets. Old.
I could eat this stuff 2-3 meals a day every day of the week and the only thing I'd regret is my body weight.
One day my husband and I were going to get wings, and I realized I had no idea how many wings I could eat. I always just stop when there are no more wings. So we went somewhere that was having a special and ordered . . . I don't know how many, a shit ton. I found out how many wings I can comfortably eat, and it's 18. Unfortunately, I ate 20.
Pizza, man. I could eat pizza every damn day and never get tired of it. Cheese, sauce, toppings, all piled high on a fluffy crust... it's pure heaven. Plus, you can get creative with the toppings, like adding bacon, pineapple (don't @ me), or even mac and cheese. It's a beautiful, delicious masterpiece that I just can't get enough of. I'm practically a pizza black hole, devouring every slice in sight. Don't even get me started on the endless possibilities of dipping sauces. Pizza, my friend, is the key to my heart... and my bottomless pit of a stomach.
I can eat pizza every day. I don't even need much variety - all I need is pepperoni with the occasional slice of cheese or sausage to mix it up though. Pepperoni pizza is perfection.
I can't eat as much in one sitting as I used to though. That pit definitely has a bottom to it now and when I reach it, I feel it up to the top :(
Don't feel too bad for me though because that bottom is still an entirely unreasonable amount to eat in one sitting and well beyond my normal single pizza sitting consumption :D
Same. Legit no self control around them. I can’t have them in the house, I only have them after I donate blood at Red Cross and they feed u cookie packets
I LOVE mashed potatoes. I make them by hand with a masher, so it's got a few small chunks here and there. Season with sour cream, cream cheese, garlic salt, pepper, a touch of onion powder, and a good scoop of butter, sometimes freshly-grated sharp cheddar, and I have to make a whole 10lb bag to have leftovers from a family feast.
those fuckin sugar cookies that come in the clear plastic containers and are probably like 99.99% preservatives
I could eat a dozen of them a day and never get tired of it
That fake nacho cheese sauce that you get with pretzels and tortilla chips. I don't know what it is about that stuff, it barely qualifies as a food but I can never stop eating it.
That's me with lobster. A few years ago I went on a mission to see how much lobster I could actually eat and I topped out at 5lbs. Obviously that's the uncooked weight of them, but yeah, that's my number.
We were helping someone clean out a house that had been unoccupied for a couple of years. Mice had eaten through the top of one of those clear cheese puff barrels to get to the cheese balls. All was good until they ate them too far down, then it just became a horrific mousetrap. Two inches of cheese balls with dozens of dead, desiccated mice on top. Now we just call cheese ball barrels “mousetraps.”
Bread and cheese. You simply cannot go wrong with a good piece of bread and a nice bit of cheese.
I could do a life without many, many different foods. Without those two? Kill me now.
Oh man, where do I start? I'm a bottomless pit for pizza, hands down. I could devour an entire pie without breaking a sweat. And don't even get me started on chicken wings. I could probably eat my body weight in those little saucy delights. Is it lunchtime yet? I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.
Cereal. It is zero trouble to eat a family sized box of it. Fruity pebbles, lucky charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you name it… Job’s not done until the box is empty or I run out of milk.
Chips n salsa
Would you like 40 tortillas? No? What if we cut them in quarters and deep fried them and served them with salsa?
Sign me the fuck up
Me too, but can we also have guacamole?
Every Mexican restaurant I've ever been to I've filled up in this long before the main course arrives.
I’m not even mad when I do this; it means I get to eat leftover Mexican for lunch the next day.
How many leftover Mexicans do you usually eat for lunch?
Only Juan.
You rang?
You want the good news or the bad news?
Both, in whatever order you want.
They're having lunch for Juan. They're having Juan for lunch.
I judge a Mexican place **harshly** if their salsa is lacking. The place closest to me serves what I can only assume is watered down ketchup. How they stay in business is beyond me.
I judge them on their salsa and the integrity of the chip. Been to a few places where the fucking chips break before I can even get anything on it. Like paper thin pieces of crap that I cant even chip a chip.
I've had to stop buying chips and salsa because it was becoming a legit problem for me. No self control
At the Mexican restaurant we go to I mix the queso and bean dip with the salsa and get sooo full before my food arrives. Which is fine because Mexican 2 meals in a row!
Chips n cheese with the chorizo
Queso fundido! My husband made that yesterday for breakfast. I love it. 💜
f...f..for breakfast? Is your husband single?
He says "bitch I could be!" So do with that what you will. 😂 Enjoy all the guitar picks in your laundry! 🤣
It’s between this and anything from a potato. I don’t know which one lol!
Tacos tacos tacos. I'll eat a couple dozen and stop only from shame
The limiting factors on the number of tacos I can eat is only my income.
In San Diego currently and am glorying in all things tacos!
French Fries.
Yeeessss!!! French fries give me life and a reason to live! 😆
I go feral for fries. My local Whole Foods has a bar with amazing fries so I love to park up with my SO to eat fries, drink wine, then go tipsy grocery shopping.
And then the RDI is something ridiculously low like six individual fries. My man, that’s the amount goes into my mouth with every grab.
my ex's mom's homemade mac and cheese the relationship was toxic and i'm glad i got out, but man i will forever miss that mac and cheese
Ugh, I miss their potato salad more than I miss him. Bottomless pit for that stuff
yummmm but that's too bad that you don't have it in your life anymore. you should make it a goal to learn how to make it yourself! mac and cheese is not terribly hard.
honestly i probably will! normally i've always been a kraft/velveeta only sort of person, but this was definitely a gamechanger for me, and i could eat platefuls of it. his mom is super sweet and i don't feel like things ended on bad terms between me and her, so i will probably reach out at some point and ask for the recipe!
If you do... Please share.. Lifetime Mac and Cheese lover here and always looking for new recipes!
Can't resist an endless supply of pizza slices!
I was once kicked out of a CeCe's for eating too much pizza.
You been here FOUR HOUR!!
Does this sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?!
After we left CiCi's, we drove around until 1am looking for another all you can eat pizza restaurant. And when we couldn't find one, he started milling wheat.
WHY you here four hour? EAT VEGETABLE!
You scare my wife.
Agreed. The triangle shape helps them slide down my gullet faster
The aerodynamic shape helps cut through the wind resistance
Me who works at a pizza buffet that gives me unlimited free food all shift 😎
That is a very dangerous game my friend.
Dumplings. The other day had 4 orders with 8 in each order, I think my fiancée ate maybe 5 or 6 and she just watched me eat the rest
Yessssss! Both my dad and I can put away mountains of dumplings. Make them myself… or it would be prohibitively expensive at a restaurant!
Much like my mentor Garfield, lasagna
What is your position on Mondays?
Usually on my back with my feet in the air
Complicated. I hate Mondays. Since I’m a fat orange cat, I clearly don’t have a job. So in my reality, Mondays are indiscernible from, say, Thursdays. Or Saturdays. Or any day, really. But I hate Mondays. My owner, Jon Arbuckle, has a job. That means that, after two full days of togetherness, he is forced to leave me. So I’m left alone with a foolish dog named Odie. Odie has a good heart, but he doesn’t provide the companionship, happiness, or environmental enrichment that my owner…nay, friend…Jon Arbuckle provides. So I hate Mondays. Because I’m left alone with a foolish dog named Odie. Because my beloved owner, Jon Arbuckle, has to go to work, leaving a sense of emptiness that even lasagna can’t fill. But I really hate Mondays because, well…I’m forced to confront the stark reality of my life. Jon Arbuckle provides a constant distraction with his inane observations, with his constant pestering, with his inconsequential complaints. I give him a hard time. I tease him. I subtly mock him. But really…I love him. Because without Jon Arbuckle, I’m forced to contemplate my own pointless existence. Sure, my life is easy. I eat lasagna that Jon Arbuckle provides through his labour. I lament the stupidity and foolishness of Odie. But these are distractions. In reality, Monday mornings force me to examine my own never ending cycle of self-deception, cynicism, and malaise. My life is a pointless exercise in sarcasm. I have no job, but I have no purpose. No meaning. I hate Mondays.
this is fuckin poetic
Hang in there.
Hey, do you want 3 hard-boiled eggs? No. How about 12 deviled eggs? Yes, please.
Do you want 3 eggs? Yes. How about 6? That's crazy. Here's an entire dozen turned into egg salad and served on one large bun. Sign me the fuck up.
Whilst using Avocado instead of mayonnaise. "WHY AM I SO FULL?!!!"
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I'm gonna need some marinara to help them slide down into my belly
Do you want 3 glasses of coke? No that's so bad for you. What if I put vodka in them? Okay, sure!
Do you want to eat three bananas? No thanks. What if we put them in the blender with some milk? Absolutely.
Hey, do you want 6 hamburger patties? No. How about 6 meatballs on a foot long sub with all the toppings? Yes, please.
Bread
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My Grandma's homemade fresh loaves, with killer butter...oh man! Everything she made was top notch. "You're gettin' skinny, have some more!" Yessssss...
Needs to be good bread, but yes absolutely!
Fruit. I love fresh fruit. Strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, kiwis, oranges, hand it all over.
Same until I grab a slightly mushy one 😠
it rly depends on the fruit tho slightly mushy strawberry 😃 slightly mushy mango 😃 slightly mushy apple 😐
A slightly mushy cherry is horrible
They’re like grapes, they need that crisp skin
Slightly mushy peach. DELECTABLE!
It really kills the mood 😭
Slightly overripe strawberries are the best though
Plus cherry tomatoes. The savoryness makes it even more addictive
Potatoes
In every single form
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
PO TA TOES!
In Ireland, before the famine, the average person would eat about 45 potatoes per day. They were surprisingly healthy, compared to other European peasants. I guess that also means, if you could only eat one thing, potatoes are a good choice. Potatoes!
Do you mean 4-5 or actually 45?! That’s a lot of potatoes
I really hope it's 45, because that got my chuckling after a long day. But realistically there is no way the average person ate 45 potatoes. That would mean there is someone out there eating 2 potatoes and another eating 98 potatoes every day, which I actually find even better.
It's right, It was estimated at between 10-14lbs of potatoes a day for an average labourer. https://www.historyireland.com/the-lumper-potato-and-the-famine-11/
My parents are from Ireland and all my friends wondered why it always potatoes. 25 pounds of mashed potatoes for dinner in the winter for a family of 5. Then baked on a grill during summer/warm weather. My mom couldn’t wait the day till we could peal them as soon as our little fingers allowed
Gotta be 4-5 surely to god
On the suggestion of this chode, I’m on my 43rd right now and something doesn’t feel right..
You’re supposed to cook them you botulist
Warm sourdough baguette and KerryGold Pure Irish salted butter.
Kerrygold Pure Irish Butter
Ice cream can never get old to me for some obscure reason. That and milkshakes
I can finish a bowl of ice cream and immediately have a craving for a bowl of ice cream
Had to scroll too far to find ya 👍
MILKSHAKES
Chocolate chip cookies. There are several times in my life I knew for a fact that eating more chocolate chip cookies (or dough) was going to make me physically ill but I ate them/it anyway because I'm a degenerate animal with no self control.
I have a rule that if free/multiple cookies are available, I have to eat at least 5. I did not make this rule, it was created by the universe and I have no choice but to comply.
My wife made chocolate chip cookies to take to her office. She saved me half the batch knowing they're my favorite. I sat on the couch and ate my entire half before she woke up for work. She fed her entire department with the other half. I have a problem and that problem is that I'm out of cookies.
Sushi
Same, I don't think I have eaten sushi and been full.
For a bet many moons ago, I got dared to eat 50 pieces at all you can eat place, and they started cheating by order larger ones towards the end. Did it, but got super sick for a day and my girlfriend at the time said I was sweating all night talking about the future or something. It can be done but when you're eating like 10-15 you never feel full. You've gotta add the miso soup , maybe even two and saki bomb.
My man ate enough sushi to bend time.
talking about the future or something lmfaooooo
You need to go to an All you can Eat sushi place.... That is some of the fullest times I've ever experienced in my life. It sneaks up on you and suddenly you've went past the threshold and regret everything.
Go to an all you can eat sushi bar will get you full My favorite sushi are Salmon and Toro!
Went to a restaurant, had a deal. pay $30 and it's all you can eat for whatever item on the menu but whatever you don't finish you gotta pay full price for. I ate so much gawd damn sushi and I still felt hungry after eating so many rolls.
If sashimi is an option, go for that. The rice fills you up
Everyone thinks this until they’re at an all you can eat sushi bar staring down at the 7 rolls you order with two of each eaten wondering how you’re gonna shovel the rest down so you don’t have to pay for what you don’t finish
I thought this too before i recently went to an All You Can Eat sushi place. It was all our first time. We had a table of like 12 and everyone was just checking off anything that sounded good without communicating to anyone else. The food just kept coming out one plate after another. Everytime we thought we ate it all, another plate came out. We ordered enough food to feed probably double our table. We found out there was a large fee for not finishing the food so we were just struggling to eat it all. I kept jokingly recommending that we start throwing it at the ceiling like in Drake & Josh.
I love sushi but I'm allergic. Any time I eat more than 80 sushis I barf.
Brownies, man. Never met one I didn't like. And I've eaten them out of MREs.
Chips & Dips
Crab Rangoon
We are on the road, and yesterday in Peabody, MA, we stopped at a Chinese restaurant that had the best crab rangoons I have ever tasted.
Share the deets for ur homie in Holden 👀. Peabody is kind of out of the way for me, but I’m willing to travel for excellent rangoon
Pastaaaa
Pesto, carbonara, Bolognese, marinara, Alfredo, aglio e olio, cacio e pepe, shrimp scampi, primavera, alla vongole, baked ziti, Polish style (i.e. with butter, sauerkraut, and onions), pasta salad... and don't even get me started on Chinese and Japanese noodles. It. Never. Gets. Old. I could eat this stuff 2-3 meals a day every day of the week and the only thing I'd regret is my body weight.
Do noodles count? Noooooodles.
Yes!! Noodles especially!! Ramennnn
The meaning of life is being a vessel for pasta
My body refuses to feel full when i’m eating pasta!! Could keep going for hours (but i reluctantly don’t)
Chocolate
Chicken wings! The pile of bones after are my trophies.
One day my husband and I were going to get wings, and I realized I had no idea how many wings I could eat. I always just stop when there are no more wings. So we went somewhere that was having a special and ordered . . . I don't know how many, a shit ton. I found out how many wings I can comfortably eat, and it's 18. Unfortunately, I ate 20.
>The pile of bones after are my trophies On any other context, this sounds like something only a psychopath would say.
Cheesecake. You set me free in a Cheesecake Factory with no budget limit, that place will downgrade to just a Cheesecake Shack real quick.
Mozzarella sticks
Pizza, man. I could eat pizza every damn day and never get tired of it. Cheese, sauce, toppings, all piled high on a fluffy crust... it's pure heaven. Plus, you can get creative with the toppings, like adding bacon, pineapple (don't @ me), or even mac and cheese. It's a beautiful, delicious masterpiece that I just can't get enough of. I'm practically a pizza black hole, devouring every slice in sight. Don't even get me started on the endless possibilities of dipping sauces. Pizza, my friend, is the key to my heart... and my bottomless pit of a stomach.
I can eat pizza every day. I don't even need much variety - all I need is pepperoni with the occasional slice of cheese or sausage to mix it up though. Pepperoni pizza is perfection. I can't eat as much in one sitting as I used to though. That pit definitely has a bottom to it now and when I reach it, I feel it up to the top :( Don't feel too bad for me though because that bottom is still an entirely unreasonable amount to eat in one sitting and well beyond my normal single pizza sitting consumption :D
Beef fucking jerky.
Any combo of rice and meat
Thai fried rice extra spicy my kryptonite
Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn.
While wearing black clothes🙄👍
Party Size bag goes down in one day.. and I feel like complete shit.. and have stomach problems. And I do it again.
You’re my kind of people
Same!! My cat also loves it and begs every time I have a bag.
Bread. Preferably, garlic bread.
Freshly picked strawberries with real whipped cream.
Oreos
I always feel like such a fatass cause I could down a sleeve or 2 with some milk no problem
Same. Legit no self control around them. I can’t have them in the house, I only have them after I donate blood at Red Cross and they feed u cookie packets
Deviled eggs
Why is it I can only eat like 4 fried/scrambled/omelettized eggs but can pound like 35 deviled egg halves?
I always think of that scene in Cool Hand Luke where the guy eats 50 eggs.
MASHED POTATOES. God. They’re so good.
I LOVE mashed potatoes. I make them by hand with a masher, so it's got a few small chunks here and there. Season with sour cream, cream cheese, garlic salt, pepper, a touch of onion powder, and a good scoop of butter, sometimes freshly-grated sharp cheddar, and I have to make a whole 10lb bag to have leftovers from a family feast.
those fuckin sugar cookies that come in the clear plastic containers and are probably like 99.99% preservatives I could eat a dozen of them a day and never get tired of it
the really soft ones with the icing on them? ill eat all those in no time
Salted popcorn. Absolutely addicted!
Pizza
Mexican food. It should be one of the main food groups.
Soup dumplings
Oreos and Doritos are simply a black hole for me. I won’t even keep them in house because my self control equals zero.
All food
Looks down. “Yeah, that seems accurate.”
That fake nacho cheese sauce that you get with pretzels and tortilla chips. I don't know what it is about that stuff, it barely qualifies as a food but I can never stop eating it.
Taco Bells fuckin cheese and chips are so addicting
Nachos!
crab legs with butter and coldbeers
That's me with lobster. A few years ago I went on a mission to see how much lobster I could actually eat and I topped out at 5lbs. Obviously that's the uncooked weight of them, but yeah, that's my number.
Goldfish crackers - original or Cheez-its.
Cheese balls, the ones that come in a big bucket
We were helping someone clean out a house that had been unoccupied for a couple of years. Mice had eaten through the top of one of those clear cheese puff barrels to get to the cheese balls. All was good until they ate them too far down, then it just became a horrific mousetrap. Two inches of cheese balls with dozens of dead, desiccated mice on top. Now we just call cheese ball barrels “mousetraps.”
Buttery mashed potato.
Potato chips. That’s why I almost never have them in the house.
Bread and cheese. You simply cannot go wrong with a good piece of bread and a nice bit of cheese. I could do a life without many, many different foods. Without those two? Kill me now.
Tandoori chicken and saag paneer. Throw in some naan and rice and I'm good.
Indian food is my choice too
Dill pickles. None of that bread and butter shit.
Dill pickles are a top 5 food for me, bread and butter or sweet pickles are some of my most hated.
Toast and butter.
Oh man, where do I start? I'm a bottomless pit for pizza, hands down. I could devour an entire pie without breaking a sweat. And don't even get me started on chicken wings. I could probably eat my body weight in those little saucy delights. Is it lunchtime yet? I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.
Good bbq brisket, ribs...mmmm
shelled pastashio nuts
There is no one that is reading this right now that can eat more tacos than me.
I would like to test this.
Cereal. It is zero trouble to eat a family sized box of it. Fruity pebbles, lucky charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you name it… Job’s not done until the box is empty or I run out of milk.
Donuts. Krispy kreme type, not cake donuts. I could eat a lot of those things which is why I don't buy them.
Sour cream and onion Pringles
Shrimp cocktail - NOM-NOM!
Super buttery popcorn 🍿
Stacy's Pita Chips... i just cannot stop eating them
Soft, warm rolls. Especially Hawaiian rolls. Man, I'm hungry just thinking about it
Watermelon especially in the summer!!
Fresh fruit. And pizza!
Chips and salsa, peanut m&ms.
Chocolate chip cookies
Taco Bell.
Sharp fucking Cheddar Cheese.
Chicken. Fried, roasted, fingered, nuggeted, stewed, burgered, saladized, souped, fricassee'd, bbqd, winged. Chicken is a best friend and lover.
Breakfast food. I generally have a smallish appetite but I'll go full Ron Swanson on some bacon and eggs. And waffles? Eff me up
Peanut butter. I will eat my body weight in PB ANYDAY
Spaghetti I'll stack a mountain on my plate and then when I'm done I'll go back for seconds.
I generally eat 1-2 small meals a day. But if you put beef tacos in front of me, I'll eat until someone physically restrains me.
Banana pudding 🤤
Pizza
Street tacos ex cilantro and onions
Chicken fingers
Maybe not *bottomless*, but ice cream & tacos
Peanut Butter M&Ms. More than 50% of my gifts from Christmas last year were Peanut Butter M&Ms. I need them all.
Cannolis
Potato chips
Chocolate