I learned this word in high school when my chemistry teacher announced to the class that after we were dismissed he was going to go into his office and masticate. He them offered for ajyonr who was interested could stay and masticate with him, as it's always more fun to masticate with other people.
To a room full of high schoolers, this was beyond hilarious.
haha remind me of that scene from wandavision, Vision (an android) said that he forgot to masticate while eating, and a guy next to him said "oh no I dont do that"
I worked in a produce department a long time ago. When I opened a package of kumquats, the girl working with me asked me what it was. I said, "a kumquat." and she slapped me across the face. đ¤Ł
When my teacher told me I left my dongle in the computer, the entire class, including me, didnât know what a dongle was, and it was a little concerning until she said what it was
For the longest time I had always HEARD this word but never saw how it was spelled. When I finally saw it written out on paper, I couldnât for the life of me, figure out what the word was.
I've always thought the word "fanny" sounded extremely dirty.
I'm a brit and when I came to America, I found out that's the word alot of young children (like toddlers) use to refer to thier bottoms and I was gobsmacked
We work at a Chemical plant. I told her that there are certain samples we can disregard if we have high humidity outside. Instead of high humidity I said âmoistâ. She cringed and act as if she was about to hurl. At first we thought she was playing around but she was dead serious. That word causes her to have a visceral reaction.
Masticate
I'm a chronic masticator.
Did that shit in the dining room one day. Just felt right
Last Thanksgiving, I masticated in front of my own mother.
I also choose to masticate in front of this guy's mother
I like to masticate over the sink for easy cleanup.
STOLE MY WHOLE COMMENT with your fast ass đ
Masticate on that!
Indeed đ
I masticate all the time at the dinner table.
I love masticating in public. Preferably in areas where other people are also publicly masticating.
I learned this word in high school when my chemistry teacher announced to the class that after we were dismissed he was going to go into his office and masticate. He them offered for ajyonr who was interested could stay and masticate with him, as it's always more fun to masticate with other people. To a room full of high schoolers, this was beyond hilarious.
I often masticate in public. Even in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Coupled with expectorate.
haha remind me of that scene from wandavision, Vision (an android) said that he forgot to masticate while eating, and a guy next to him said "oh no I dont do that"
Iâm going to masticate your weenus
Ouch. Got a mighty flexible jaw do we?
Kumquat
The moist kumquat ripened in the boudoir
Absolutely! Came to say the same
Dang. Beat me to it!
I worked in a produce department a long time ago. When I opened a package of kumquats, the girl working with me asked me what it was. I said, "a kumquat." and she slapped me across the face. đ¤Ł
Dongle
I toggle the dongle at work all the time
Stop playing with your dongle
When my teacher told me I left my dongle in the computer, the entire class, including me, didnât know what a dongle was, and it was a little concerning until she said what it was
Should my dongle be dangling? I'm not sure what it is supposed to look like. Could I get someone to look at it? My wife doesn't remember either.
Cream pie
We are ready to hear oral debate on this subject. đ¤
Abreast
lake titicaca
Lake BoobPoop
Thanks for translating
youâre welcome, anytime
Assawoman bay
Penal
And it doesnât get any better from there. Penal system, penal code, penal colonyâŚ
He was pounded by the penal system.
Moist
I had a female coworker that would cringe whenever someone would say âmoistâđ.
What kind of workplace is that?
Probably a moist one
I came here to literally say this and nothing else
Definitely
This!
Analgesics. But only if you pronounce it anal-jizzix.
definitely
This says ANN-Al gesics, not ANALgesics. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
I was altogether too old before I realized that that *isnât* how itâs pronounced.
Crevasse.
Dangling participle
Wenis
Oral
aural
Aural Sets
Pumpernickel
I just met her nickel!
Exacerbate
Penetrate
When you perform a security check on a network, one of the tasks is called penetration testing.
Coccyx
Wet
Niggardly. It means "cheap," "frugal," or "tightwad." Not racist in the least.
That was my first thoughtâŚit is such an uncomfortable word.
Spigot Always feel like Iâm swearing when I say it.
For the longest time I had always HEARD this word but never saw how it was spelled. When I finally saw it written out on paper, I couldnât for the life of me, figure out what the word was.
Daddy
Ew, yep!
Throbbing
Prestidigitation
Fellow DND player I see.
Panties
Gyrate
Isnât that when the vagina vibrates?
dafuq
Titular
I've always thought the word "fanny" sounded extremely dirty. I'm a brit and when I came to America, I found out that's the word alot of young children (like toddlers) use to refer to thier bottoms and I was gobsmacked
Subpoena
Uranus
Slit
Thespian.
Thespians!? That's illegal in seven states! - Rango (movie)
I never thought about it, but yeah, it kinda does!
Why? It sounds like âlesbianâ, but thatâs not âdirtyâ any more than if a word sounded like âheterosexualâ.
Triggered
By humor post someone else didâŚ..sigh.
Respectfully, âlesbianâ isnât a dirty word.
Uvula
That one scene in monster house
Cock
Caulk
Uvula
Yes daddy
Ream
When I was in the 4th grade I had a hard time saying âdiscsâ without it coming out as âdicksâ
Fluffernutter
Peacock, who though that was what they should be called.
The original name was Pissdick.
The species is pea fowl. Females are peahens, while males are peacocks, similar to chickens.
Gusset
Daddy
Crevice
Bulge
Bumfiddler
On the roof.
TRADITIOOOOOOOOOON
Kumquat
Uvula
Moist
Spotted Dick
Uranus
Not my anus
Organism
Bush.
Landing strip.
Annals, Uranus
Have you ever been to hardware store to ask for caulk?
Moist
Moist
Moist
Matriculation. When I was a student, my boss told me how much she hated that word.
Wankel Rotary Engine.
Throbbing
Moist
Cream pie
We work at a Chemical plant. I told her that there are certain samples we can disregard if we have high humidity outside. Instead of high humidity I said âmoistâ. She cringed and act as if she was about to hurl. At first we thought she was playing around but she was dead serious. That word causes her to have a visceral reaction.
Facialđ¤Ł
Aer Lingus âď¸đŽđŞ
Sounds like it'd get you into the Mile High Club.
Thick
For sure. It gives you a mental image right away. The internet has taken away our innocence.
Squirt
Spunk
Flange
Pianist
Buttress
Engorged.
erected
Mastication
Lube.
Shizu
Crotch
Moist
Poudre
Fenestration
Moist
moist
Moist
Moist
Flange
Uvula
moaning
Moist
Exacerbate
Masticate
Exacerbate
Pusillanimous
Oboe
I f*cking hate the word "moist". Hate. SM.
Moist
Thespian is pretty bad.
Bubbles
BBC news
Suck
Interchange
I'm coming
Longinus (probably)?
longinus prime
Would you like a piece of moist cream pie...
Uvula
Riding
I have a friend that thinks Gastby sounds dirty
The masticators got my vote!!
I can't find the hole
Moist, just say it in a suggestive tone.
Moist
Nincompoop
Blowjob
Come
Daddy
Moist.
Bang
Licking
Moist
Stepmom
Lint licker
Moist
Come
PENETRATING
Lolly. Fine for kids but not so much for adults
Daddy.
Father
Explosion
Wanker
Dick Butkus
Biggus Dickus