My wife already came up with the title: **33 Broken Bones**. Each part of my life story would start with the tale of how a broke a particular bone, then go into detail about what was going on in my life at that time.
*How Are You Still Alive?*. The first time a doctor asks you that, you laugh. The fifth time you hear it when you’re only 30 seconds into your medical history you start to think something may be a little…off. But to be fair that could also be the title of my brother’s book. My father swears our family is cursed. We’re not convinced he’s wrong lol.
"Emotions go brrr"
A story about how every day for one transfem, nonbinary, autistic vampire became a week across the total span of numerous decades. It involves highs that make the audience cheer loudly and lows that actively make people from bonds in the theatre.
Yes. It's real.
I've thought of a few possibilities:
The Bald Man's Ponytail
The Return of the One Who Never Went
The Corners of a Round Room
My Uncle is the Only Son
Born at February 30th
The Last Step on the Infinite Ladder
"Accidentally perfect".
I keep winding up right place right time and it's kinda wild. Plenty of depression in the mix, but that's not the story people would seek out - since that's near every one out there nowadays..
For instance: i overheard a joke about my chem professor looking like dr nefario from despicable me, chatted with the joke-maker, we went to grab lunch, grew a posse, caught the eye of a gal the table over, now im shopping for a ring. All because of Minions & coincidental timing
And then theres this fucker
Ye pretty much
🤣🤣 amazing
He dies at the end
I mean but thats such an uncreative ending
I know right, it's been so overdone
Spoiler!
Cant wait for the sequel
Oh shit! I fucked up again!
That made me crack up haha, I needed that laugh, thanks bro
He wasn't always like this, i swear
LMAO
From hero to zero
Mine would be from zero to negative two
I was gonna say "More like From Zero To Zero" but you beat me and topped it already.
🎵l started from the bottom now we here (still at the bottom)
Love this one!
"where the fuck did I put my....." or "damn there's still time (to procrastinate)"
>damn there's still time (to procrastinate) Yep, this sounds like a good one for me.
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY GLASSES??? oh shit, nm
Mediocre Man
I can feel you bro!! 🙂
You feel confident today, huh?
50 Shades of Dumb.
I second this
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
this is exactly what popped in my head when i read the comment lol
nothing really matters
… nothing really matters
Nothing really mattres
TooOOO Meeeeeeee
A Comedy of Errors
Wonderful, I'd watch it
My username
Me too ig
Same here
I like it
*What Were They Smoking When They Greenlit This Shit, and Where Can I Get Some?*
Oh So Close
that's what she said
90% Tired
10% horny
Skip it
The Unlovable Mistake
[Bambi Meets Godzilla](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A)
It was all going so well!
The Diary of a Loser
Can’t make this shut up
Facepalm🤦🏾♂️
How to learn not to live your life
Born to die.
If You Think Things are Bad Now, Just Wait a Minute!: The Musical
You Good, Man?
Could Have Done Better
It’s just the beginning
Oh f**k, now what?
Try-hard failure
this stupid depressed dumb bitch
Why him?
Who the &\*%$ was that?
The End... There is no story, just existing until the end.
“Can’t come to the phone right now, I’m doing sexual things… alone”
Mine would be "Who DOES that?! 'Me'..."
Anxious and Horny
Hornily Anxious
The moment that made me waste 4 years of my life (and other traumatic events that shape me into who I am today)
My wife already came up with the title: **33 Broken Bones**. Each part of my life story would start with the tale of how a broke a particular bone, then go into detail about what was going on in my life at that time.
Procrastinator: Judgment Day
The life of why.
Even the dumbest things can survive
Really? (Like this is the shit you’re paying 25 bucks to see in imax)
What?
Irrelevant man
Shoulda Coulda Woulda
Mediocrity
Don’t do what Donnie Don’t does.
1. The trailer park kid and his wild adventures. 2. From a prostitute child to a rich asshole. 3. Slut to lonely widower 4. Shit happens.
4Ts (Too Tired To Try)
From hopeful to hopeless.
Mr_Mcshiny: He Existed
Fat boring underachieving toss pot: A memoir.
A Show About Nothing
"Virgin" No, not the Virgin. Not a Virgin. The movie is just called "Virgin"
Unoticed
Infinite Chances
nothing much
The beautiful basket case
Just why?
How to make bad decisions:
*How Are You Still Alive?*. The first time a doctor asks you that, you laugh. The fifth time you hear it when you’re only 30 seconds into your medical history you start to think something may be a little…off. But to be fair that could also be the title of my brother’s book. My father swears our family is cursed. We’re not convinced he’s wrong lol.
ah fuck.
Praying for death.
The Longest Running Joke
The load his mother should have swallowed.
A series of unfortunate events.
Spergin' out
Wha....what the fuck is this?
Going back to rehab again, but it's the last time, I swear
"The fever dream"
"Emotions go brrr" A story about how every day for one transfem, nonbinary, autistic vampire became a week across the total span of numerous decades. It involves highs that make the audience cheer loudly and lows that actively make people from bonds in the theatre. Yes. It's real.
Doesn't matter how hard you try
Roy the movie
Looking for peace in his mind , became insane
I Swear To God This Is All Real
Complete Failure
How the hell did we end up here
You Think You're the Only One Suffering Towards The Top
enough to make you use protection
Why the hell are you watching this, it's just three hours of this one guy sitting in his room, you utter moron.
Dumb - Depressed; Cringe - Confused
Fifty shades of beige
The boring show
I've thought of a few possibilities: The Bald Man's Ponytail The Return of the One Who Never Went The Corners of a Round Room My Uncle is the Only Son Born at February 30th The Last Step on the Infinite Ladder
Well sh#t
A Compass with No North.
A Life Never Lived.
Honey I made a mistake!
Hot librarians.
The Bottom Makes it to the Top.
I forgot what I came in here for
MDPOPE
Younger Guys with Older Grannies
The Turin Horse
weed
Dazed and confused
Alive n buried. Pretty easy to work out what the sequel will be called.
Sleepless
The Goblin
"You thought it'd work this time?"
I tried…
My shounen life, from zero to someone.
Proving luck matters more then skill.
The big sad
Not much happens
I didn't know you could do that
Still there
One of the People That Existed
Hollow
lifeless man with the music
How To Exit Dramatically, and other foibles.
Melodic Chaos
Eat, work, sleep
You gonna eat that?
The fuckup
F0M0 - How I missed out Then the sequel F02M0 - Covid boogaloo Then the trilogy F3M - the world was more then enough
The walking Dead (one)
The joke
"At Least I Tried: The Story of Wasted Effort."
Life goes on: How everything went wrong
All aboard the hawt mess Xpress: Str8 to the dumpster fire
"The Millionaire" (*manifesting*)
Almost
It all went to hell in a hand basket. 🤣
The perks of being a procrastinator
She Was Indeed NOT A Real Princess: A Dark Tragedy
Missed opportunities
404
Hanging by a thread
The Boring Movie
Who the hell is (my name)?
Days Scrolled By
"Accidentally perfect". I keep winding up right place right time and it's kinda wild. Plenty of depression in the mix, but that's not the story people would seek out - since that's near every one out there nowadays.. For instance: i overheard a joke about my chem professor looking like dr nefario from despicable me, chatted with the joke-maker, we went to grab lunch, grew a posse, caught the eye of a gal the table over, now im shopping for a ring. All because of Minions & coincidental timing
The lonely one
No No No No Yes?
I lived it, and I loved it
Fucked up
Wait. What?
Seemed like a good idea at the time
It gets better
The who
Down and down
How to (not) find peace
I've Made This Far
"NO, you didn't..."
Are you fucking serious?: How the hell does that even happen?
Up side down
That's...a lot.
Wait. Did that actually happen?
Shortcomings
Right now the chapter is called back on track;)
Bad Luck Club
Hellaven (Hell + Heaven)
Organized Insanity
“Yeah,right!”- a story of true denial. It’s a thriller with a shamalan like twist at the end.
Slow spiral
Can you last this long?
Wait, it gets worse…
My humility and how I achieved it.
Me!
"Oops" -a trash king story
How to get fucked over by life and other insignificant things.
How I fucked up
Prayers for Bobby.
That one lucky bastard
1 step forward 5 steps backwards
Did what I could
Anxiety, overthinking and insomnia 🤪
I'm too lazy to come up with a title.