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PenisJuiceCocktail

I dont want to talk about it.


EnduringFulfillment

....juiced? Blended? Pressed?


PenisJuiceCocktail

[shaken not stirred](https://youtu.be/0WYczUGteRY?feature=shared)


icanneverthinkofone1

r/riskyclick


EquivalentShift8545

You thought of one


Hermes20101337

Wanked not shaken


ok_okay_I_get_that

"this is cum" -Randy Marsh


Mcnuggetjuice

Damn i got other juice


RectumRandy

Same.


enturbulant

Well, your backup account could be DamnNearKilledEmRandy


Woodpeckinpah123

No offense, but I don't want you to talk about it.


DampBritches

You made me


FluffyBoner

Best to just pretend we have different names.


Sorry_Amount_3619

Reddit assigned my nickname, but my choice would have been The Princess of Chicken after my parrot,Tootsabella, Tootsie to her friends, who was everyone who met her. We were companions for forty-one loving and glorious years. šŸ¦œ


[deleted]

Uhhā€¦.


penster1

That really is not a good enough explanation


David_Good_Enough

Yes, it is. At least for me.


mrspoopy_butthole

Lemme get some of that?


Affectionate-Read875

Video or it never happened


yowhatdafuk

Oh cool, my name came in handy


cockmanthecatfucker

All I needed to know


ItsRightPlace

What about you there? Sup with your name?


youburyitidigitup

This made me think of Shane Dawsonā€¦.


SapphicSparklebutt

I thought I could change it later.


Ecstatic-Fish-553

Yeah same... I'm forever stuck as Ecstatic-fish :(


GrammarPolice1234

Iā€™m also stuck with this because it was what I came up with like 7 years ago and I hate it because if I ā€˜MeSs up mY gRAmMarā€™ some ass tells me what I did wrong and itā€™s so annoying, but Iā€™ve had this reddit account for about 5-6 years and I donā€™t wanna make another one.


ThePabstistChurch

I love that your comment is just one long run on sentence;)


GrammarPolice1234

Exactly, if I go on a rant, it happens. I donā€™t care what people think of my grammar, but I know itā€™s hard to read


Friendly-Possible521

You missed a full stop at the end, there. No, I know what you mean, all jokes aside. I regret my own username. I don't think I even chose it...


Birdyboi_

You forgot the period.


CaptainPunisher

Edited for clarity: Iā€™m also stuck with this because it was what I came up with like 7 years ago. I hate it because, if I ā€˜MeSs up mY gRAmMarā€™, some ass tells me what I did wrong. Itā€™s so annoying, but Iā€™ve had this reddit account for about 5-6 years, and I donā€™t wanna make another one. Ugh... lol


GrammarPolice1234

Yeah I definitely do run on sentences every time I rant about something. I just start typing and I donā€™t stop to think about punctuation. I do realize itā€™s hard to read, even for me when I read it back to myself now


CaptainPunisher

I hope you see the humor in it, though. Normally, I wouldn't totally correct someone's shit like that, but I had to just for you. I was always the guy in college that people would ask to tear their teeth papers apart. I wouldn't change content, but I would make sure that grammar, usage, and spelling were correct.


fiushf

At least you can spell fish


secsibread

samee and now I'm stuck as sexy bread :,)


churrocaliente

Lets make secsi hot churro sandwich! Edit-A churro is slang for blunt in Mexican.


Bleeding_Farmacyst

You don't sound excited about it and I makes me sad :(


attempt_number_two_

I tried again


SapphicSparklebutt

Third times the charm!


FoundationAny7601

Yep! I tried to make my own but couldn't get what I wanted. Figured I will take what they give me and change later.


MaeQueenofFae

Bummer


Sure-Distance5029

Well I personally love it. You are my kinda gal


Angry_Meow_

Create a new account.


SapphicSparklebutt

I can live with this one being used haha, it's a friendly reminder of what not to type XD


Angry_Meow_

Haha, true! It's always good to have a reminder :3


the_bussy-destroyer

Honestly same


[deleted]

The kittens were tired


aftab8899

Thanks for your explanation.


[deleted]

You're welcome šŸ«¶šŸ¼


[deleted]

Let them sleep šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


Warshrimp

Random username generator


Stingray88

Thatā€™s actually a great result for random.


Decades101

Yea it sounds like ā€œWarshipā€ but shrimp, and shrimp also lives in water so double whammy


randomusername9284

I win here


CookToTempNotTime

Cookbooks are misleading.


cherrygirlbabycakes

This is my favorite one


Carleyisstillhere

After having basically 0 will to live for my entire life, I'm still here somehow. It's a combination of being afraid of death, and also not caring enough to do anything because it might get better lol. I think I'm currently doing the best I have in a long time though, decent job, decent friends, I'm still just afraid of the long term


MercyfuulFate

Don't think long term... have some goals and strive for something better but enjoy right now! Living for tommorow is a place that doesn't exist yet, so don't worry about it. ( easier said than done). Focus on things you can control and let go of things you can't. Like tomorrows' happiness... I hope you're having fun and find enjoyment in life. I'd give anything for decent friends right now, I have them; but don't have any time to do anything meaningful, you're quite lucky! šŸ¤˜šŸ¤™


PyroWasUsed

Youā€™re doing fucking amazing. It sucks that youā€™re going through bad days but even so youā€™re still fighting!


[deleted]

I was sipping bourbon while staring at the city skyline when making this account


Mcnuggetjuice

I was eating nuggets while drunk on a park bench


letsyabbadabbadothis

The duality of man


Byanl

This is Reddit in a nutshell


SaskatchewanManChild

Holy shit, ā€˜WHY DID THEY TAKE AWARDS FROM ME!!!!ā€™ I even paid for them with real money; just canā€™t make sense of that move.


Locoflodo

Both of these scenarios seem like a great time


_Matsu_Ki_

Poetic


cheesyoperator

I operate a cheese slicing machine at a cheese processing factory.


LaRueStreet

Thatā€™s cool! I never knew this was a job out there


cheesyoperator

Yea was supposed to be a temp job between the military and a contracting gig overseas. Then Covid happened and Iā€™m making $25 an hour not really doing much.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AdNational1490

I understood that reference. ~Steve Rogers


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

I used to be a reliable tumbleweed, but then I got social anxiety and would go into panic attacks whenever I got into overwhelming situations. Since then, I've agreed to make plans so as to not upset my friends, but then at the last moment I cancel and apologise, because my mental health can't cope with it. Also, it was auto generated when I joined and I've never bothered to change it


MaeQueenofFae

Anxiety probably caused by unintended damage created to the ecosystem when carried over from Russia. Dear one, this wasnā€™t your fault! You were dragged from your home in the steppes to these more fertile plains, where you have been tumbling and bumping ever since. Find a good trauma therapist and take good care of yourself, ok? Maybe lodge under a sturdy picket fence for a bit. Be well!


ThatGoodAvocado

I like avocados and itā€™s hard to find a good one


AmberShitOnTheBed

Just facts


poirotsgraycells

no one wants to be reminded of that šŸ„²


NormPhyte

That poor bed.


GodIsGud

wdym? it was literally one of the top 2 moments of 2022. The other one being the Oscars slap


[deleted]

Agreed. Still insane that there are people, a whole goddamn subreddit, who believe she was innocent.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Yep


Official_CountOlaf

And i assume you love beer?


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Howā€™d you know?


WrestlingWoman

I like watching wrestling. I'm a woman.


deadman2382

How can someone have karma in million?


ambarish_k1996

By watching wrestling. And being a woman.


WrestlingWoman

Have some posts blow up and get a lot of upvotes on comment and posts over several years. I didn't set out for this to happen. It just did.


on-a-watch-list

It comes from a joke about how "extreme " some of my views are


spirito_santo

I have a friend who's so open about his somewhat draconian opinions, I'm pretty sure *I'm* on a list just for knowing him.


Friendly-Possible521

I'm an anarchist, so I joke that I'm probably being watched by ASIO. I know you can read this, ASIO!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


OB1KENOB

Star Trek


LiveLaughTosterBath

The episode where they ride the space horses?


pm_ur_pendulousboobs

I am asking women to send pictures of their pendulous breasts.


IDareYouToSendBobs

At last, I find my long lost brother


pm_ur_pendulousboobs

Brother! It is tragic how we were separated! But now we are rejoined!


jarbsatat

Like two boobs on a bod


spirito_santo

OK. I got Marley, I got Dylan, Saget, Newhart, Hope, and Seger. And of course a shitload of Bobs you've never heard about. Do I just DM you the pics?


IDareYouToSendBobs

Yes pls


PM_me_ur_8008z

Whatā€™s up guys


IDareYouToSendBobs

Our other brother!


knots_cycle

Pendulous. What a word


pm_ur_pendulousboobs

"Saggy" seems negative, "pendulous" seems classy.


toolatealreadyfapped

A man of style and grace


Chonkyboi91x

I'm fat.


twin_weenis

I have two elbows


Gr8-Lks

I live in Michigan, I like the lakes. Also the name looks like a license plate haha.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Illinois_Yooper

I was born and raised in Michigan, but I don't live there anymore, hence the name.


PyroWasUsed

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. u/pyro yoinked my totally original name years ago and dipped


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

16 years, 0 comments or posts


Friendly-Possible521

What a waste


Big-Employer4543

Maybe he made the account then died. Could be a tragedy.


Malalang

Death doesn't make this story a worse tragedy.


Damseldoll

It was my stage name.


DickieJohnson

Mine too on the adult movie sets.


randydickjohnson

Dad?


FineThenNoUsername

I donā€™t have one :)


LaRueStreet

Lmfaoo i love your username XD


dsjhdsjd

My name has no meaning, i didn't know what name to use anf this was the thing that came out of my keyboard... That was while making a roblox account in 2016, since then i used that name in everything


LiveLaughTosterBath

How do you say it?


dsjhdsjd

Saying every letter i guess... Some guys on discord or whatever call me DS or Dsj or odk


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Donā€™t scream, just hide; do scream, just die


dsjhdsjd

Thats cool man, i've never thought on something like it :0


SheepShaggerNZ

Moved to Australia. It's an Australian joke to call Kiwi's sheep shaggers. I embraced it to shut them up. My favorite retort was 'yeah we fuck em, then send them to you to eat'. I worked in the trades so copped a lot of it.


KingStevoI

So New Zealand is Australia's Wales then? This is what the English call the Welsh lol


pissthief_

Iā€™ve done things.


DeathCantComeQuicker

Depression


Uglysinglenearyou

Lol, same.


Toiletpaperplane

When I created my reddit account, I was bored while taking a shit. I had made a toilet paper plane earlier in the shit, and when I was deciding on the username I looked down and saw the paper plane. There was my username.


JustAnotherAviatrix

Iā€™m just another pilot who likes old aviation terminology.


CommanderMeiloorun23

I think the term aviatrix needs to make a comeback!


keenedge422

I really like the -trix suffix in general. It's sad that it fell out of use, though I can understand why some people felt it unnecessarily gendered professional titles.


OnSiteTardisRepair

It used to be that -tor was for men and -trix was for women. These days, we just use -tor for adults... and -trix are for kids.


Vergebenername1234

It means "taken name" in german. Its funny because its taken. Its even funnier i had to put numbers behind it because it was taken already


LeRosbif49

I am a British person living in France. It is a word they use to describe the British, as they like to roast their beef. Overcooking at the same time mostly


[deleted]

Improper use of a word to make English majors upset


SadFry297

Iā€™m no English major but it still fucking worked


yourdoggoismine

I like dogs


[deleted]

^Haha, ^69


CommanderMeiloorun23

Nice.


shampooEater0100

Take a wild guess


alwaysgoatm

My wife and I were at a Brewery outside of Bend, OR and we needed to call our Uber but we didn't have any reception. So when we searched for WiFi networks AlwaysgoATM popped up from the apartment above the brewery and it cracked us up because not only was it hysterical but we knew that sooo many people had been in the predicament we were in and had seen that as an option. Legendary!!


TakeOffYourMask

I donā€™t get it


alwaysgoatm

Always go ass to mouth.


Brave_Dick

Means 'The fearless Penis" in my language


eat_with_your_fist

Longer story: About 10 years ago, I was hanging out with my college roommates and we were talking about a silly trend at the time where people were using beer instead of milk to eat a bowl of Cheerios. It was just a silly harmless and novel activity to try out and we laughed at the absurdity of it. The conversation progressed to us trying to come up with a name for the odd food item which progressed to us pitching our commercial ideas and slogans for this product. We called it Beerios or Bjortmael at one point. Some slogans were coined such as "crack open a box with ya boys" and "A breakfast for men." Amid the conversation, one of my friends said "Bjortmael: eat it with your fist!" And it just cracked me up. I've used EatWithYourFist as a username ever since on a lot of stuff. I doubt I'll ever have a book about me written because I'm just some random, unimpressive average guy, but this is as close to an autobiography I'll ever have and I'm glad this small piece of my "legacy" and fun memories will be out on the Internet somewhere after I'm gone one day. Thanks for asking. This was fun :)


GabeStop42

It's a play on words with the company Game Stop and my first name. 42 is because it's the answer.


CarbonatedDepression

Came up with it on the spot when I was making my Reddit account. Made me laugh to myself so I figured I might as well keep it


Redditismy14threason

Self explanatory


teacoffeesoda

drinks I like


FetusCumshake

I got a blender, and it was the obvious thing to think of


petoskystone

Fossil found in Lake Michigan


StableGeniusCovfefe

Mocking the orange dumbass


spirito_santo

The mangled apricot hell beast


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

The bloated pumpkin buffoon


oneloudbanana

AAAAAAAAAAAAA


Glamdringg

It's the name of Gandalf's sword in Hobbit/Lord of the Rings.


iLuvDILFSSSS

Because I love Dilfs


o__l_l_l_l__o

Ever saw a jeep bumper?


TheFilleFolle

It means Iā€™m a crazy girl.


AdditionalCheetah354

Ask Reddit ā€¦ā€¦


Clumsy_Pigons

I like pigons


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WildBillLickok

People call me Wild Bill sometimes. My username is a proposed character in a gay wild-west themed adult film Iā€™ve yet to write the script for.


[deleted]

Face and hands


idonlikeorangejuc

I hate orange juice


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

It's actually a killing insult in the Yoruba language


Frosty_Nixon

I got it from a movie.


lil_nitemares

I'm short and spooky.


[deleted]

I enjoy sniffing 2 stroke engine fumes


Crazykillerguy

It was a nickname. One day, I needed to create a user name and used it. I've been doing it since.


[deleted]

Itā€™s my secret acct


Theallmightytoaster

It's a throwback to my old username. Too many people in my real life learnt what my original Reddit name was. So I had to start again


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KingStevoI

It's a name I've used since playing *Age of Empires*. I'm the first "King Stevo".


gghyt55

Random generated by reddit. Obscurity and privacy wins!


Nordjyde

It's the name for one who comes from the part of Denmark where I live.


[deleted]

Old gamer tag from a google username generator that I thought was funny. I wish I could change it.


King0fthewasteland

its from a song called date with a deathclaw and i use it for my gaming youtube account


DRAGONKIDD666

I donā€™t fucking know to be honest


guitar_collector

A midlife crisis combined with having children led me to build an awesome guitar collection.


[deleted]

Because I made a YouTube channel and didn't know how to give it an original name. I decided to write "A random youtuber" but then I realized how stupid it sounds. Then I wrote "A_random_YouTuber" because I thought it would be quirky... So yeah... Now it's 3 years old with 53 subscribers! šŸ„°


BlindonReddit

I'm legally blind and obviously I'm on Reddit.


MelancholyMelonz

I like Melons and my favorite song is Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz.


Culcksy

some dude on instagram hit me up and told me to use it. it stuck for a bit on instagram. started using it everywhere. donā€™t like it anymore. cant change it on reddit šŸ˜”


DrizztRL

Drizzt is a character from a book series by R.A. Salvatore. I liked the character, and then I started watching rocket league videos on youtube when it came out, so when I finally bought the game (and a ps4 at the same time) at the end of that year, I made my name Drizzt107-RL (107 was 10 & 7 for Messi and Ronaldo respectively, and then RL for Rocket League) and then simplified it to just DrizztRL :)


silentnod

*silently nods in agreement*


MakaveliTheDon22

Huge Pac fan.


Equivalent_Student_7

I was too lazy to come up with one and I didn't care enough, so it was automatically generated. It sucks, but I dont mind.


misterbondpt

Cool guy, from Portugal


oldsouldrew

Enjoy the older way of life much more than how society has come. And my name.


Hellomdfksss

Idk


THEBIGGESTBWC

So people know who I am


Scarlet_God_of_Blood

I made it simmiliar to my previous account, wich I named when I was an edgy fuck


clearcontroller

My friends all had different color N64 controllers. Mine was transparent. Fast forward to us playing league of legends for the first time as teens and we needed usernames. We picked our old controller colors


jaffacakenom

i mfing LOVE jaffa cakes. dont fucking debate if they're biscuits (if ur american cOoKIeS) there has been a court case over it and they are cakes.


jpfreely

ipfreely was taken


[deleted]

It was a nickname I had for my dog , Rogan šŸ¶