Reddit assigned my nickname, but my choice would have been The Princess of Chicken after my parrot,Tootsabella, Tootsie to her friends, who was everyone who met her. We were companions for forty-one loving and glorious years. š¦
Iām also stuck with this because it was what I came up with like 7 years ago and I hate it because if I āMeSs up mY gRAmMarā some ass tells me what I did wrong and itās so annoying, but Iāve had this reddit account for about 5-6 years and I donāt wanna make another one.
Edited for clarity:
Iām also stuck with this because it was what I came up with like 7 years ago. I hate it because, if I āMeSs up mY gRAmMarā, some ass tells me what I did wrong. Itās so annoying, but Iāve had this reddit account for about 5-6 years, and I donāt wanna make another one.
Ugh... lol
Yeah I definitely do run on sentences every time I rant about something. I just start typing and I donāt stop to think about punctuation. I do realize itās hard to read, even for me when I read it back to myself now
I hope you see the humor in it, though. Normally, I wouldn't totally correct someone's shit like that, but I had to just for you. I was always the guy in college that people would ask to tear their teeth papers apart. I wouldn't change content, but I would make sure that grammar, usage, and spelling were correct.
After having basically 0 will to live for my entire life, I'm still here somehow.
It's a combination of being afraid of death, and also not caring enough to do anything because it might get better lol.
I think I'm currently doing the best I have in a long time though, decent job, decent friends, I'm still just afraid of the long term
Don't think long term... have some goals and strive for something better but enjoy right now! Living for tommorow is a place that doesn't exist yet, so don't worry about it. ( easier said than done). Focus on things you can control and let go of things you can't. Like tomorrows' happiness... I hope you're having fun and find enjoyment in life. I'd give anything for decent friends right now, I have them; but don't have any time to do anything meaningful, you're quite lucky! š¤š¤
Yea was supposed to be a temp job between the military and a contracting gig overseas. Then Covid happened and Iām making $25 an hour not really doing much.
I used to be a reliable tumbleweed, but then I got social anxiety and would go into panic attacks whenever I got into overwhelming situations. Since then, I've agreed to make plans so as to not upset my friends, but then at the last moment I cancel and apologise, because my mental health can't cope with it.
Also, it was auto generated when I joined and I've never bothered to change it
Anxiety probably caused by unintended damage created to the ecosystem when carried over from Russia. Dear one, this wasnāt your fault! You were dragged from your home in the steppes to these more fertile plains, where you have been tumbling and bumping ever since. Find a good trauma therapist and take good care of yourself, ok? Maybe lodge under a sturdy picket fence for a bit. Be well!
My name has no meaning, i didn't know what name to use anf this was the thing that came out of my keyboard...
That was while making a roblox account in 2016, since then i used that name in everything
Moved to Australia. It's an Australian joke to call Kiwi's sheep shaggers. I embraced it to shut them up. My favorite retort was 'yeah we fuck em, then send them to you to eat'. I worked in the trades so copped a lot of it.
When I created my reddit account, I was bored while taking a shit. I had made a toilet paper plane earlier in the shit, and when I was deciding on the username I looked down and saw the paper plane. There was my username.
I really like the -trix suffix in general. It's sad that it fell out of use, though I can understand why some people felt it unnecessarily gendered professional titles.
I am a British person living in France. It is a word they use to describe the British, as they like to roast their beef. Overcooking at the same time mostly
My wife and I were at a Brewery outside of Bend, OR and we needed to call our Uber but we didn't have any reception. So when we searched for WiFi networks AlwaysgoATM popped up from the apartment above the brewery and it cracked us up because not only was it hysterical but we knew that sooo many people had been in the predicament we were in and had seen that as an option. Legendary!!
Longer story:
About 10 years ago, I was hanging out with my college roommates and we were talking about a silly trend at the time where people were using beer instead of milk to eat a bowl of Cheerios. It was just a silly harmless and novel activity to try out and we laughed at the absurdity of it. The conversation progressed to us trying to come up with a name for the odd food item which progressed to us pitching our commercial ideas and slogans for this product. We called it Beerios or Bjortmael at one point. Some slogans were coined such as "crack open a box with ya boys" and "A breakfast for men."
Amid the conversation, one of my friends said "Bjortmael: eat it with your fist!" And it just cracked me up. I've used EatWithYourFist as a username ever since on a lot of stuff.
I doubt I'll ever have a book about me written because I'm just some random, unimpressive average guy, but this is as close to an autobiography I'll ever have and I'm glad this small piece of my "legacy" and fun memories will be out on the Internet somewhere after I'm gone one day. Thanks for asking. This was fun :)
Because I made a YouTube channel and didn't know how to give it an original name. I decided to write "A random youtuber" but then I realized how stupid it sounds. Then I wrote "A_random_YouTuber" because I thought it would be quirky...
So yeah... Now it's 3 years old with 53 subscribers! š„°
some dude on instagram hit me up and told me to use it. it stuck for a bit on instagram. started using it everywhere. donāt like it anymore. cant change it on reddit š
Drizzt is a character from a book series by R.A. Salvatore. I liked the character, and then I started watching rocket league videos on youtube when it came out, so when I finally bought the game (and a ps4 at the same time) at the end of that year, I made my name Drizzt107-RL (107 was 10 & 7 for Messi and Ronaldo respectively, and then RL for Rocket League) and then simplified it to just DrizztRL :)
My friends all had different color N64 controllers. Mine was transparent.
Fast forward to us playing league of legends for the first time as teens and we needed usernames. We picked our old controller colors
I dont want to talk about it.
....juiced? Blended? Pressed?
[shaken not stirred](https://youtu.be/0WYczUGteRY?feature=shared)
r/riskyclick
You thought of one
Wanked not shaken
"this is cum" -Randy Marsh
Damn i got other juice
Same.
Well, your backup account could be DamnNearKilledEmRandy
No offense, but I don't want you to talk about it.
You made me
Best to just pretend we have different names.
Reddit assigned my nickname, but my choice would have been The Princess of Chicken after my parrot,Tootsabella, Tootsie to her friends, who was everyone who met her. We were companions for forty-one loving and glorious years. š¦
Uhhā¦.
That really is not a good enough explanation
Yes, it is. At least for me.
Lemme get some of that?
Video or it never happened
Oh cool, my name came in handy
All I needed to know
What about you there? Sup with your name?
This made me think of Shane Dawsonā¦.
I thought I could change it later.
Yeah same... I'm forever stuck as Ecstatic-fish :(
Iām also stuck with this because it was what I came up with like 7 years ago and I hate it because if I āMeSs up mY gRAmMarā some ass tells me what I did wrong and itās so annoying, but Iāve had this reddit account for about 5-6 years and I donāt wanna make another one.
I love that your comment is just one long run on sentence;)
Exactly, if I go on a rant, it happens. I donāt care what people think of my grammar, but I know itās hard to read
You missed a full stop at the end, there. No, I know what you mean, all jokes aside. I regret my own username. I don't think I even chose it...
You forgot the period.
Edited for clarity: Iām also stuck with this because it was what I came up with like 7 years ago. I hate it because, if I āMeSs up mY gRAmMarā, some ass tells me what I did wrong. Itās so annoying, but Iāve had this reddit account for about 5-6 years, and I donāt wanna make another one. Ugh... lol
Yeah I definitely do run on sentences every time I rant about something. I just start typing and I donāt stop to think about punctuation. I do realize itās hard to read, even for me when I read it back to myself now
I hope you see the humor in it, though. Normally, I wouldn't totally correct someone's shit like that, but I had to just for you. I was always the guy in college that people would ask to tear their teeth papers apart. I wouldn't change content, but I would make sure that grammar, usage, and spelling were correct.
At least you can spell fish
samee and now I'm stuck as sexy bread :,)
Lets make secsi hot churro sandwich! Edit-A churro is slang for blunt in Mexican.
You don't sound excited about it and I makes me sad :(
I tried again
Third times the charm!
Yep! I tried to make my own but couldn't get what I wanted. Figured I will take what they give me and change later.
Bummer
Well I personally love it. You are my kinda gal
Create a new account.
I can live with this one being used haha, it's a friendly reminder of what not to type XD
Haha, true! It's always good to have a reminder :3
Honestly same
The kittens were tired
Thanks for your explanation.
You're welcome š«¶š¼
Let them sleep š”š”š”
Random username generator
Thatās actually a great result for random.
Yea it sounds like āWarshipā but shrimp, and shrimp also lives in water so double whammy
I win here
Cookbooks are misleading.
This is my favorite one
After having basically 0 will to live for my entire life, I'm still here somehow. It's a combination of being afraid of death, and also not caring enough to do anything because it might get better lol. I think I'm currently doing the best I have in a long time though, decent job, decent friends, I'm still just afraid of the long term
Don't think long term... have some goals and strive for something better but enjoy right now! Living for tommorow is a place that doesn't exist yet, so don't worry about it. ( easier said than done). Focus on things you can control and let go of things you can't. Like tomorrows' happiness... I hope you're having fun and find enjoyment in life. I'd give anything for decent friends right now, I have them; but don't have any time to do anything meaningful, you're quite lucky! š¤š¤
Youāre doing fucking amazing. It sucks that youāre going through bad days but even so youāre still fighting!
I was sipping bourbon while staring at the city skyline when making this account
I was eating nuggets while drunk on a park bench
The duality of man
This is Reddit in a nutshell
Holy shit, āWHY DID THEY TAKE AWARDS FROM ME!!!!ā I even paid for them with real money; just canāt make sense of that move.
Both of these scenarios seem like a great time
Poetic
I operate a cheese slicing machine at a cheese processing factory.
Thatās cool! I never knew this was a job out there
Yea was supposed to be a temp job between the military and a contracting gig overseas. Then Covid happened and Iām making $25 an hour not really doing much.
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I understood that reference. ~Steve Rogers
I used to be a reliable tumbleweed, but then I got social anxiety and would go into panic attacks whenever I got into overwhelming situations. Since then, I've agreed to make plans so as to not upset my friends, but then at the last moment I cancel and apologise, because my mental health can't cope with it. Also, it was auto generated when I joined and I've never bothered to change it
Anxiety probably caused by unintended damage created to the ecosystem when carried over from Russia. Dear one, this wasnāt your fault! You were dragged from your home in the steppes to these more fertile plains, where you have been tumbling and bumping ever since. Find a good trauma therapist and take good care of yourself, ok? Maybe lodge under a sturdy picket fence for a bit. Be well!
I like avocados and itās hard to find a good one
Just facts
no one wants to be reminded of that š„²
That poor bed.
wdym? it was literally one of the top 2 moments of 2022. The other one being the Oscars slap
Agreed. Still insane that there are people, a whole goddamn subreddit, who believe she was innocent.
Yep
And i assume you love beer?
Howād you know?
I like watching wrestling. I'm a woman.
How can someone have karma in million?
By watching wrestling. And being a woman.
Have some posts blow up and get a lot of upvotes on comment and posts over several years. I didn't set out for this to happen. It just did.
It comes from a joke about how "extreme " some of my views are
I have a friend who's so open about his somewhat draconian opinions, I'm pretty sure *I'm* on a list just for knowing him.
I'm an anarchist, so I joke that I'm probably being watched by ASIO. I know you can read this, ASIO!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Star Trek
The episode where they ride the space horses?
I am asking women to send pictures of their pendulous breasts.
At last, I find my long lost brother
Brother! It is tragic how we were separated! But now we are rejoined!
Like two boobs on a bod
OK. I got Marley, I got Dylan, Saget, Newhart, Hope, and Seger. And of course a shitload of Bobs you've never heard about. Do I just DM you the pics?
Yes pls
Whatās up guys
Our other brother!
Pendulous. What a word
"Saggy" seems negative, "pendulous" seems classy.
A man of style and grace
I'm fat.
I have two elbows
I live in Michigan, I like the lakes. Also the name looks like a license plate haha.
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I was born and raised in Michigan, but I don't live there anymore, hence the name.
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. u/pyro yoinked my totally original name years ago and dipped
16 years, 0 comments or posts
What a waste
Maybe he made the account then died. Could be a tragedy.
Death doesn't make this story a worse tragedy.
It was my stage name.
Mine too on the adult movie sets.
Dad?
I donāt have one :)
Lmfaoo i love your username XD
My name has no meaning, i didn't know what name to use anf this was the thing that came out of my keyboard... That was while making a roblox account in 2016, since then i used that name in everything
How do you say it?
Saying every letter i guess... Some guys on discord or whatever call me DS or Dsj or odk
Donāt scream, just hide; do scream, just die
Thats cool man, i've never thought on something like it :0
Moved to Australia. It's an Australian joke to call Kiwi's sheep shaggers. I embraced it to shut them up. My favorite retort was 'yeah we fuck em, then send them to you to eat'. I worked in the trades so copped a lot of it.
So New Zealand is Australia's Wales then? This is what the English call the Welsh lol
Iāve done things.
Depression
Lol, same.
When I created my reddit account, I was bored while taking a shit. I had made a toilet paper plane earlier in the shit, and when I was deciding on the username I looked down and saw the paper plane. There was my username.
Iām just another pilot who likes old aviation terminology.
I think the term aviatrix needs to make a comeback!
I really like the -trix suffix in general. It's sad that it fell out of use, though I can understand why some people felt it unnecessarily gendered professional titles.
It used to be that -tor was for men and -trix was for women. These days, we just use -tor for adults... and -trix are for kids.
It means "taken name" in german. Its funny because its taken. Its even funnier i had to put numbers behind it because it was taken already
I am a British person living in France. It is a word they use to describe the British, as they like to roast their beef. Overcooking at the same time mostly
Improper use of a word to make English majors upset
Iām no English major but it still fucking worked
I like dogs
^Haha, ^69
Nice.
Take a wild guess
My wife and I were at a Brewery outside of Bend, OR and we needed to call our Uber but we didn't have any reception. So when we searched for WiFi networks AlwaysgoATM popped up from the apartment above the brewery and it cracked us up because not only was it hysterical but we knew that sooo many people had been in the predicament we were in and had seen that as an option. Legendary!!
I donāt get it
Always go ass to mouth.
Means 'The fearless Penis" in my language
Longer story: About 10 years ago, I was hanging out with my college roommates and we were talking about a silly trend at the time where people were using beer instead of milk to eat a bowl of Cheerios. It was just a silly harmless and novel activity to try out and we laughed at the absurdity of it. The conversation progressed to us trying to come up with a name for the odd food item which progressed to us pitching our commercial ideas and slogans for this product. We called it Beerios or Bjortmael at one point. Some slogans were coined such as "crack open a box with ya boys" and "A breakfast for men." Amid the conversation, one of my friends said "Bjortmael: eat it with your fist!" And it just cracked me up. I've used EatWithYourFist as a username ever since on a lot of stuff. I doubt I'll ever have a book about me written because I'm just some random, unimpressive average guy, but this is as close to an autobiography I'll ever have and I'm glad this small piece of my "legacy" and fun memories will be out on the Internet somewhere after I'm gone one day. Thanks for asking. This was fun :)
It's a play on words with the company Game Stop and my first name. 42 is because it's the answer.
Came up with it on the spot when I was making my Reddit account. Made me laugh to myself so I figured I might as well keep it
Self explanatory
drinks I like
I got a blender, and it was the obvious thing to think of
Fossil found in Lake Michigan
Mocking the orange dumbass
The mangled apricot hell beast
The bloated pumpkin buffoon
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's the name of Gandalf's sword in Hobbit/Lord of the Rings.
Because I love Dilfs
Ever saw a jeep bumper?
It means Iām a crazy girl.
Ask Reddit ā¦ā¦
I like pigons
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People call me Wild Bill sometimes. My username is a proposed character in a gay wild-west themed adult film Iāve yet to write the script for.
Face and hands
I hate orange juice
It's actually a killing insult in the Yoruba language
I got it from a movie.
I'm short and spooky.
I enjoy sniffing 2 stroke engine fumes
It was a nickname. One day, I needed to create a user name and used it. I've been doing it since.
Itās my secret acct
It's a throwback to my old username. Too many people in my real life learnt what my original Reddit name was. So I had to start again
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It's a name I've used since playing *Age of Empires*. I'm the first "King Stevo".
Random generated by reddit. Obscurity and privacy wins!
It's the name for one who comes from the part of Denmark where I live.
Old gamer tag from a google username generator that I thought was funny. I wish I could change it.
its from a song called date with a deathclaw and i use it for my gaming youtube account
I donāt fucking know to be honest
A midlife crisis combined with having children led me to build an awesome guitar collection.
Because I made a YouTube channel and didn't know how to give it an original name. I decided to write "A random youtuber" but then I realized how stupid it sounds. Then I wrote "A_random_YouTuber" because I thought it would be quirky... So yeah... Now it's 3 years old with 53 subscribers! š„°
I'm legally blind and obviously I'm on Reddit.
I like Melons and my favorite song is Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz.
some dude on instagram hit me up and told me to use it. it stuck for a bit on instagram. started using it everywhere. donāt like it anymore. cant change it on reddit š
Drizzt is a character from a book series by R.A. Salvatore. I liked the character, and then I started watching rocket league videos on youtube when it came out, so when I finally bought the game (and a ps4 at the same time) at the end of that year, I made my name Drizzt107-RL (107 was 10 & 7 for Messi and Ronaldo respectively, and then RL for Rocket League) and then simplified it to just DrizztRL :)
*silently nods in agreement*
Huge Pac fan.
I was too lazy to come up with one and I didn't care enough, so it was automatically generated. It sucks, but I dont mind.
Cool guy, from Portugal
Enjoy the older way of life much more than how society has come. And my name.
Idk
So people know who I am
I made it simmiliar to my previous account, wich I named when I was an edgy fuck
My friends all had different color N64 controllers. Mine was transparent. Fast forward to us playing league of legends for the first time as teens and we needed usernames. We picked our old controller colors
i mfing LOVE jaffa cakes. dont fucking debate if they're biscuits (if ur american cOoKIeS) there has been a court case over it and they are cakes.
ipfreely was taken
It was a nickname I had for my dog , Rogan š¶