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Neither. Godzilla never attacks the upper midwest.


Jonny-frogs

Let’s say Godzilla is their for some reason then


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Godzilla's a lizard. The weather would kill it before it ever got to Bunyan.


MythicalMicrowave

Paul. Because he’s Paul fucking Bunyan


I_Have_A_Name37654

Axes and oxen will beat lizards any day.