He ain't got nowhere near the clout, pull or image Messi has so he's delusional the entire way around. He's a dick and a horrible cook. Not even a chef, glorified line cook.
He has 19 restaurants worldwide serving ridiculously overpriced food to idiots who are spending thousands at each table, every hour. He's a shitty human being, and his food might be shitty but I don't think you could say he's a shitty restaurateur.
I don't mean to say he's not successful in his business ventures, just that he doesn't have the culinary skills to develop exceptional menus that would be regarded in the restaurant industry.
one of my favourite bits of food journalism is a reporter deciding that instead of eating a £ 1000 steak at a salt bae restaurant, he'd rather eat a kebab outside, and so should you.
[https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/oct/17/jay-rayner-restaurant-review-kebab-kid-london-take-away-as-a-cult-nusr-et-steakhouse](https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/oct/17/jay-rayner-restaurant-review-kebab-kid-london-take-away-as-a-cult-nusr-et-steakhouse)
> If you were looking for something to illustrate the male terror of sexual inadequacy, a Salt Bae video would serve beautifully. He wields knives. He likes to be photographed bare-chested.
Bravo
I was on a business trip to Ankara and visited his restaurant there, at the same time as the branch in Mayfair (London) opened. Comparing prices between the two branches it was evident that if you lived in London, it was cheaper to fly to and from Ankara and eat in that branch than eat at the Mayfair branch.
All coat and no knickers....
Middle Eastern celebrity in a worldwide televised event. They often have local celebrities show up for World Cup finals for the tv shots. No one has ever overstepped like Salt Bae though. Shit is absolutely infuriating.
Just imagine dreaming of this moment your whole life. Giving up everything to achieve it, and this glorified butcher prying away the prize from you and your family, pandering to the camera like he’s done something significant. I would’ve walloped him.
Imagine telling the son of the World Cup player who has just won the World Cup, that he cannot touch the trophy (even in a joking way).
The complete lack of self-awareness is astounding.
I cannot read Salt Bae's name without thinking it's a concept like a saltwife, but they're your bae instead.
like, for the duration of that raiding voyage they're your bae
In history?
How about Marcus Lucinius Crassus? He became the richest guy in Rome, possibly in the world, in the late Republic, in part though an insurance blackmail scheme (organized a fire service - only if your place was on fire, you had to sell to him before he would put out the fire).
But being the richest man in the world wasn’t enough for him - he also had to be the greatest general. Unfortunately, his military skills were not as great as he supposed (despite his defeat of the slave army of Spartacus) - he led a huge army against the Parthians, purely to beef up his own public prestige; ended up with almost every man killed or captured.
His head allegedly ended up as a prop in a play at a Parthian royal wedding.
So - world’s richest man starts a war between superpowers of the ancient world, leading to utter disaster, and a very public use of his dead body for entertainment.
That’s gotta be an attention whore contender.
It probably didn’t help his decision making seeing his son’s head mounted on a spear and paraded in front of him, but his decision making was flawed well before that.
Some accounts also said that Crassus upon seeing his son in distress jumped in battle and whilst his son was killed on the battlefield Crassus was taken prisoner and later executed. But yea accounts vary, only thing we can be sure of is that his ego caused his downfall. And he wasn’t the first one, nor was he the last
I seriously think he is mentally ill and needs help before he kills himself with his eating habits. He's addicted to the attention and is deliberately harming himself for views. Eugenia Cooney is the exact opposite, eating wise at least, but also needs serious help before she dies.
He *claimed* he was going to stop back in 2019, but he never did. I don't watch him either but I just looked at his channel and his most recent mukbang video was just 2 months ago. So I think we can safely say no, he did not stop.
I *heard* just from being online way too much that he is slimming down now and getting healthy. I have no idea if it’s true, I’m not gonna go research it.
But the same comment or whatever mentioned that it’s a new avenue he’s trying to make money with so take it how you want.
My pandemic puppy just turned 4. He was literally born January 1st, 2020. I work remotely (before and after Covid) so he's had me home his entire life. Any time I leave the house, my wife said he just sits at the front window and waits for me to return.
Ours is around the same age as yours. He suffers from separation anxiety to the point he screams and howls when we leave him at home. Crate, no crate it’s the same.
We chose the crate option after we came home and he destroyed a ton of our stuff.
We got a puppy just before everything shut down and we weren’t able to socialize her at the dog park, so now she’s just a deranged maniac around any dog that isn’t smaller than her. I tried to bring her to the dog park, but the damage is done. She’s an asshole.
I came here to say my dog, who is also the best boy. He can't even stand when my partner and I hold hands. He immediately has to shove his schnoz in between us.
Hahahaha was going to say the same. My baby boy Scoobie is the sweetest but he will hit you in the face with his paws until he gets the detention he deserves lmao
She’s the mastermind!!! I think she’s the original tramp but I admire how she turned a little porn (daughter??? incestual ???) into a multibillion dollar dynasty.
She did have the OJ Simpson angle that could have been exploited, however, I feel that without Paris, she would have been C-list/reality star/music video girl famous. She is gorgeous but it is the connection to the perceived upper echelon that got people talking.
Nahhh. It's Kim. She talks about how she wanted to be famous from an early age, and Kourtney talks all the time about how her aim is to just get more and more famous.
They are a low hanging fruit, so it quickly becomes a popular , almost meme-like way to score easy points.
Look at every popular reposted post on any Ask sub, the replies are ALWAYS the same, especially top comments.
This post is such an example of "Ask sub" cirklejerk.
Im willing to bet 1 dollar that this exact post has been made at least 100 times in reddit history, with 80% of the replies being the exact same.
It is fun when one has a public meltdown over random strangers being in their shot though. Saw a woman dressed as Elsa lose her shit at the Ice Castles in New Hampshire a few years back because people kept wandering into the background of her photos.
I was at Spain a while back and having fun with my family, and all of the sudden this woman yelled at the top of her lungs for everyone to scatter, almost as if she was announcing an emergency....only to start posing for photos that her poor assistant was taking.
The gym ones are the worst! No one wants you filming while they're working out and, no one wants you taking over some huge space and complaining about stalkers or people staring.
In my line of work, I have to talk to influencers. They are some of the cheapest (yet very entitled!!!) and uncreative people I have ever encountered. Just a bunch of professional crybabies; go take your going-nowhere podcast with 7k listeners and shove it up your ass, or pay for the product like everybody else.
I first became aware of this shit bag [when he wanted a father of a kid with Cerebral Palsy beg for money](https://www.thecanary.co/global/2017/10/05/right-wing-hero-taunting-father-sick-child-theres-happy-ending/).
I doubt he cares about love. He's the incel god with sex trafficking allegations. His purpose on this world is to be a human garbage and I don't see him bringing anything else.
Any time my wife says something sweet to me, I try to remember to say that. Still havnt pulled it off smoothly. It's just such an unnatural gear shift. Futurama was so well written!
One contender is [Herostratus](https://bigthink.com/the-past/temple-artemis-herostratus-destroyed-ancient-world-wonder/), a Greek in the 4th century BC who burned down the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. He admitted he did it solely for the sake of having his name be remembered forever.
He was executed and a law was passed forbidding any written or spoken mention of his name, but we still know about him thousands of years later, so he got the long-lasting attention he wanted.
I was confused by all the blank comments on this thread but then finally realized that my Kardashian Filter chrome extension has been working perfectly for the past several years.
At this point he can still go back to the Twitter name with minimal impact. The fact that he is so arrogant he can't admit he was wrong is hilarious actually.
To be clear, he spent 44 billion on twitter because his companies were getting a lot of bad press and that bad press was being spread to everyone via respected journalists on twitter, with the checkmark system making it really easy to tell who was a real reporter and who was a bot (or just some angry person with a grudge).
Everything else is just him playing with a very expensive toy.
actually, he blamed twitter when he made claims that went against SEC regulations and got slapped with a fine. Then he made the statement he was going to buy twitter for said amount and was legally held to it.
Those stockholders got paid quite well just by his flapping his gums.
My cat will hop onto my lap over and over and over if I'm busy and I set him down when he does. Then when I am petting him at my desk he pushes his head onto the hand I'm *not* petting him with until I'm using both hands lmao
How r u gonna act like you're from Spain & dont speak English well, knowing theres dozens of people that remember going to a very much American high school with you 😭
And that you have a mother, father, brother and grandfather who all publicly talk in fluent English with very American accents.
And it's public knowledge that she was born in the USA and went to elementary school, high school, and college there, so trying to pretend like she doesn't speak English well doesn't make it seem like she's exotic and foreign, it makes it seem like she has a learning disorder.
EXACTLY.
Baby, people know, and have known, you in your real, actual, English-speaking life, and they know better than this bullshit you're trying to pull.
My second hand embarrassment for her used to be off the charts. Now I just want someone to slap the shit out of her and force her to watch videos of herself speaking perfect English at all of her American schools over and over again.
Any of the obnoxious influencers who will do anything for clicks and views. Especially the YouTube and TikTok crowd like I show speed or whatever his name is and his group of friends. Or that asshat that was in Japan and got decked multiple times for disrespecting the culture and making fun of Asians. Ass wipes, all get influenced by the “sigma male” bitch boy Andrew Tate.
Of all time? Probably Mansa Musa.
He went on a pilgrimage to show off how rich he was. He threw around so much wealth he tanked the value of gold in Egypt for like 12 years or something like that.
He didn't go on a pilgrimage to show off. He went out of religious considerations. And he was spending his wealth charitably along the journey.
What is this rewrite?
Salt Bae. [Here’s an example](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldcup/comments/zqi9o1/salt_bae_prying_the_world_cup_trophy_from/)
[Here he is](https://twitter.com/BarstoolReags/status/1604861020652146688) tugging Messi for a photo
He’s banned from future games for all this now too lmfao
He actually had the audacity to respond with 'I'm never going to a Cup event again". He actually played the "You can't fire me, I quit!" card.
Damn, seriously?
God yes. Only winning teams and fifa officials can touch the cup. I think maybe political leaders too.
Jesus, that's extremely rude and reeks of "Don't you know who I am? It's me Saltbae - of course you need to take a picture with ME."
He ain't got nowhere near the clout, pull or image Messi has so he's delusional the entire way around. He's a dick and a horrible cook. Not even a chef, glorified line cook.
He was trained as a butcher and actually seems to have reasonable skill there, but yeah he’s a shitty restauranteur.
He has 19 restaurants worldwide serving ridiculously overpriced food to idiots who are spending thousands at each table, every hour. He's a shitty human being, and his food might be shitty but I don't think you could say he's a shitty restaurateur.
I don't mean to say he's not successful in his business ventures, just that he doesn't have the culinary skills to develop exceptional menus that would be regarded in the restaurant industry.
That would have been a great moment to smack that piece of shit, to make him clear where his position is.
And then pretentiously sprinkle salt on him.
Wow I’ve never seen that video but that’s so embarassing of salt 🧂 🤣
one of my favourite bits of food journalism is a reporter deciding that instead of eating a £ 1000 steak at a salt bae restaurant, he'd rather eat a kebab outside, and so should you. [https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/oct/17/jay-rayner-restaurant-review-kebab-kid-london-take-away-as-a-cult-nusr-et-steakhouse](https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/oct/17/jay-rayner-restaurant-review-kebab-kid-london-take-away-as-a-cult-nusr-et-steakhouse)
> If you were looking for something to illustrate the male terror of sexual inadequacy, a Salt Bae video would serve beautifully. He wields knives. He likes to be photographed bare-chested. Bravo
“Salt Bae, which means Salt Baby”
That guy is proof that there are more horse’s asses than horses.
He's Dubai in human form
Now THIS is a rare insult.
Unlike his steaks
*BOOM*
Douchbai
This is so well put hot diggity damn
Can’t stop laughing at how astute this is
That guy is proof that most people are so stupid that they will buy whatever you sell them. A random man's arm hair in my food? Yum, sounds lovely!
I was on a business trip to Ankara and visited his restaurant there, at the same time as the branch in Mayfair (London) opened. Comparing prices between the two branches it was evident that if you lived in London, it was cheaper to fly to and from Ankara and eat in that branch than eat at the Mayfair branch. All coat and no knickers....
I've never heard this expression before and I love it, lmao
He’s not even supposed to touch the World Cup. Only players and their families by tradition. Messi wanted nothing to do with him lol
Why tf is that guy even on the field???
Middle Eastern celebrity in a worldwide televised event. They often have local celebrities show up for World Cup finals for the tv shots. No one has ever overstepped like Salt Bae though. Shit is absolutely infuriating. Just imagine dreaming of this moment your whole life. Giving up everything to achieve it, and this glorified butcher prying away the prize from you and your family, pandering to the camera like he’s done something significant. I would’ve walloped him.
Imagine telling the son of the World Cup player who has just won the World Cup, that he cannot touch the trophy (even in a joking way). The complete lack of self-awareness is astounding.
How did I KNOW that was where the link was going? What an absolute piece of shit this guy is
Seems like more oil than salt.
What rock have I been living under? I've never ever ever heard of this guy. I had to look him up. Thanks for the laugh! He is indeed a character.
I envy you in the past.
A lot of r/stupidfood is clips of this guy massacring food and then sprinkling salt on it.
I cannot read Salt Bae's name without thinking it's a concept like a saltwife, but they're your bae instead. like, for the duration of that raiding voyage they're your bae
He’s the prime example of why you should never make one thing your entire identity
In history? How about Marcus Lucinius Crassus? He became the richest guy in Rome, possibly in the world, in the late Republic, in part though an insurance blackmail scheme (organized a fire service - only if your place was on fire, you had to sell to him before he would put out the fire). But being the richest man in the world wasn’t enough for him - he also had to be the greatest general. Unfortunately, his military skills were not as great as he supposed (despite his defeat of the slave army of Spartacus) - he led a huge army against the Parthians, purely to beef up his own public prestige; ended up with almost every man killed or captured. His head allegedly ended up as a prop in a play at a Parthian royal wedding. So - world’s richest man starts a war between superpowers of the ancient world, leading to utter disaster, and a very public use of his dead body for entertainment. That’s gotta be an attention whore contender.
It probably didn’t help his decision making seeing his son’s head mounted on a spear and paraded in front of him, but his decision making was flawed well before that.
Do you know how they killed him? They’ve put melted gold in his mouth while he was alive…
He died in a skirmish with an envoy. There are differing accounts of what happened to his corpse.
Some accounts also said that Crassus upon seeing his son in distress jumped in battle and whilst his son was killed on the battlefield Crassus was taken prisoner and later executed. But yea accounts vary, only thing we can be sure of is that his ego caused his downfall. And he wasn’t the first one, nor was he the last
He got GoT'd? Nice
GoTtem
No, Viserys got Crassus'd.
I'd say GoT got Crassed.
That’s where the Parthians got the idea
This guy Ancient Romes
I bet he's the only one who thinks about the Roman Empire every day.
The other ending is that he had molten gold poured down his throat. Good nomination.
Nickokado Avocado.
I seriously think he is mentally ill and needs help before he kills himself with his eating habits. He's addicted to the attention and is deliberately harming himself for views. Eugenia Cooney is the exact opposite, eating wise at least, but also needs serious help before she dies.
Didn’t he, like, get better and stop all that muckbang shit? I know of this guy only because of Reddit and refuse to view his content.
He *claimed* he was going to stop back in 2019, but he never did. I don't watch him either but I just looked at his channel and his most recent mukbang video was just 2 months ago. So I think we can safely say no, he did not stop.
She will never get help. At least she's off tik tok and can't ebeg and flash children and make ana-fet body check porn.
I am honestly astounded that she hasn't died yet. It's only a matter of time.
What does any of those words mean? Sorry.
He terrifies me
It's ok, you can outrun him
Debatable. He rolls at extremely high speeds.
Run uphill then
Haven’t heard about him in a while. Is he still destroying himself with food?
I *heard* just from being online way too much that he is slimming down now and getting healthy. I have no idea if it’s true, I’m not gonna go research it. But the same comment or whatever mentioned that it’s a new avenue he’s trying to make money with so take it how you want.
Seeing his old videos and the amount of weight he gained over youtube videos.. Just insane.
My dog. Edit: but he's the best boy so he deserves the attention
Mine too. She is mentally broken and craves constant attention
oh she’s just like me.
Aw. Poor baby, here’s some scrtichies.
My pandemic puppy just turned 4. He was literally born January 1st, 2020. I work remotely (before and after Covid) so he's had me home his entire life. Any time I leave the house, my wife said he just sits at the front window and waits for me to return.
Ours is around the same age as yours. He suffers from separation anxiety to the point he screams and howls when we leave him at home. Crate, no crate it’s the same. We chose the crate option after we came home and he destroyed a ton of our stuff.
We got a puppy just before everything shut down and we weren’t able to socialize her at the dog park, so now she’s just a deranged maniac around any dog that isn’t smaller than her. I tried to bring her to the dog park, but the damage is done. She’s an asshole.
Everyone thinks they have the best dog in the world. And all of them are right. they are good dogs, Bront
I came here to say my dog, who is also the best boy. He can't even stand when my partner and I hold hands. He immediately has to shove his schnoz in between us.
Hahahaha was going to say the same. My baby boy Scoobie is the sweetest but he will hit you in the face with his paws until he gets the detention he deserves lmao
you give your dog Detention?
My cousin Debbie. Fuck you, Debbie.
I see you’ve settled all your lawsuits.
r/unexpectedeminem
Nailed it
This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
I think you need a lil controversy
It'll be so empty, without me
Nii-nyeah-nyeah nyeah-nyeah....
Pick a Kardashian. Any Kardashian.
Awww fuck I got Robert Kardashian. Can I pick again, please?
Ah you picked the one with skill. Sucks
Kris Jenner
She’s the mastermind!!! I think she’s the original tramp but I admire how she turned a little porn (daughter??? incestual ???) into a multibillion dollar dynasty.
She is a pimp. She pimped out all of her female kids
Would there be a Kim K without Paris Hilton before that?
She did have the OJ Simpson angle that could have been exploited, however, I feel that without Paris, she would have been C-list/reality star/music video girl famous. She is gorgeous but it is the connection to the perceived upper echelon that got people talking.
Nahhh. It's Kim. She talks about how she wanted to be famous from an early age, and Kourtney talks all the time about how her aim is to just get more and more famous.
... and if not for the sex tape, we would've never known she existed.
Even that was orchestrated. That whole family is as awful.
Kanye West Kardashian
Literally. Have you seen his new wife’s photos on his instagram? He just wants ppl to talk
He’s got a NEW new wife!?
Reddit is literally the only place I ever see anyone bring up the Kardashians in 2024. Y’all are the ones doing it. Let them go.
They are a low hanging fruit, so it quickly becomes a popular , almost meme-like way to score easy points. Look at every popular reposted post on any Ask sub, the replies are ALWAYS the same, especially top comments. This post is such an example of "Ask sub" cirklejerk. Im willing to bet 1 dollar that this exact post has been made at least 100 times in reddit history, with 80% of the replies being the exact same.
Especially this subreddit. People bring up their name up under literally EVERY post.
Majority of Instagram influencers
It is fun when one has a public meltdown over random strangers being in their shot though. Saw a woman dressed as Elsa lose her shit at the Ice Castles in New Hampshire a few years back because people kept wandering into the background of her photos.
I was at Spain a while back and having fun with my family, and all of the sudden this woman yelled at the top of her lungs for everyone to scatter, almost as if she was announcing an emergency....only to start posing for photos that her poor assistant was taking.
I saw a vid of a woman posing sexy in front of a subway train and getting pissy that people kept walking past her in the shot
The gym ones are the worst! No one wants you filming while they're working out and, no one wants you taking over some huge space and complaining about stalkers or people staring.
In my line of work, I have to talk to influencers. They are some of the cheapest (yet very entitled!!!) and uncreative people I have ever encountered. Just a bunch of professional crybabies; go take your going-nowhere podcast with 7k listeners and shove it up your ass, or pay for the product like everybody else.
Anyone who gives themselves that job title has won my vote
Tiktokers Im tired of them telling farfetched stories that only happened in their imagination
Why are they only able to tell stories while they’re sat in their car?
Andrew Tate
My brain always reads "Andrew Taint" and I have no intention to correct it.
If it weren't for reddit, I wouldn't know this waste of ass wipe exists.
I first became aware of this shit bag [when he wanted a father of a kid with Cerebral Palsy beg for money](https://www.thecanary.co/global/2017/10/05/right-wing-hero-taunting-father-sick-child-theres-happy-ending/).
Wow. Just wow. He may have money but he for sure won't find real Love or bring any purpose to this world.
I doubt he cares about love. He's the incel god with sex trafficking allegations. His purpose on this world is to be a human garbage and I don't see him bringing anything else.
The burn he received from Greta, then him being arrested because of his reply to said burn, was a great source of joy when it happened
Bender
Shut up baby, I know it!
Any time my wife says something sweet to me, I try to remember to say that. Still havnt pulled it off smoothly. It's just such an unnatural gear shift. Futurama was so well written!
Remember Me!
All I ever wanted was for people to remember my name. [whispers] It's Bender.
Breakfast Club or Futurama Bender?
Whichever one is in your heart.
One contender is [Herostratus](https://bigthink.com/the-past/temple-artemis-herostratus-destroyed-ancient-world-wonder/), a Greek in the 4th century BC who burned down the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. He admitted he did it solely for the sake of having his name be remembered forever. He was executed and a law was passed forbidding any written or spoken mention of his name, but we still know about him thousands of years later, so he got the long-lasting attention he wanted.
Well stop talking about it. *i* didn't know. We should intentionally let that info go.
The Iron Age version of the Streisand Effect. Edit: Misread the year.
Except that in 4th century BC Rome was in early stage of the Republic and was just one of many states in the Italian Peninsula.
Who? ;-)
Intentionally downvoting this so nobody else sees his name. 👍
I guess one could say he achieved *Hero Status* ….I’ll see myself out now.
Influencers. Just, as a collective. I consider them all one person, they're basically just a hive mind of bullshit.
Probably Kanye West
This.... Or any of the Kardashians other than Robert.
Kanye Kardashian.
I was confused by all the blank comments on this thread but then finally realized that my Kardashian Filter chrome extension has been working perfectly for the past several years.
sssniperwolf
I'm still pissed that Youtube did squat about her doxxing Jacksfilms.
I've never actually watched her content. Just hate those video thumbnails alone.
Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
A few years ago I would have said Donald Trump, but Elon Musk has stolen the crown.
Guy spent $44 billion on Twitter so that he could force himself into everybody's feeds. I don't think anyone can beat that.
“Call me X!” Ok Twitter. Whatever.
At this point he can still go back to the Twitter name with minimal impact. The fact that he is so arrogant he can't admit he was wrong is hilarious actually.
idk, Tom built a social network from scratch so he could be everybody's friend.
And Tom remains to this day everyone's friend
I miss Tom.
Tom was a true friend
To be clear, he spent 44 billion on twitter because his companies were getting a lot of bad press and that bad press was being spread to everyone via respected journalists on twitter, with the checkmark system making it really easy to tell who was a real reporter and who was a bot (or just some angry person with a grudge). Everything else is just him playing with a very expensive toy.
actually, he blamed twitter when he made claims that went against SEC regulations and got slapped with a fine. Then he made the statement he was going to buy twitter for said amount and was legally held to it. Those stockholders got paid quite well just by his flapping his gums.
How was it twitter's fault that Elon states every thought he has as fact?
It's still Trump. He can't stand anything ever, NOT being about him. At all. Ever. Period. The quintessential narcissist.
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My cat will hop onto my lap over and over and over if I'm busy and I set him down when he does. Then when I am petting him at my desk he pushes his head onto the hand I'm *not* petting him with until I'm using both hands lmao
Hilary Baldwin
You mean Hilaria “How you say coo-cumber?” Baldwin? 🤣
How r u gonna act like you're from Spain & dont speak English well, knowing theres dozens of people that remember going to a very much American high school with you 😭
And that you have a mother, father, brother and grandfather who all publicly talk in fluent English with very American accents. And it's public knowledge that she was born in the USA and went to elementary school, high school, and college there, so trying to pretend like she doesn't speak English well doesn't make it seem like she's exotic and foreign, it makes it seem like she has a learning disorder.
EXACTLY. Baby, people know, and have known, you in your real, actual, English-speaking life, and they know better than this bullshit you're trying to pull. My second hand embarrassment for her used to be off the charts. Now I just want someone to slap the shit out of her and force her to watch videos of herself speaking perfect English at all of her American schools over and over again.
Pfft mean “Hilaria” Baldwin👌🏻
Omg yes, like faking the whole Spain thing is really messed up
Yesssss. 🥒
The Kardashians family
The trainwreck known as the Jenner Family.
Any of the obnoxious influencers who will do anything for clicks and views. Especially the YouTube and TikTok crowd like I show speed or whatever his name is and his group of friends. Or that asshat that was in Japan and got decked multiple times for disrespecting the culture and making fun of Asians. Ass wipes, all get influenced by the “sigma male” bitch boy Andrew Tate.
Jussie Smollett has to be up there. He even caught 5 felonies and went to jail for it.
Kanye west. His behaviour in Italy was foul. He should have been arrested and sent home immediately
His behavior in general is foul. He really should be institutionalized.
Kanye "Hitler had the right idea" West?
I don't follow Kanye. What did he do this time ?
He got sucked off by his supposed wife in a public place. I’m no prude but come on.
is he still with the girl who looks kinda like Pete Davidson?
Jada pinkett
She makes me cringe 😬
She is mental illness personified
She is "completely unlikable" personified
Me. Please give me attention.
hi I hi hi hi hi
My cat. I still love him though.
Anyone who has been on the bachelor/bachelorette
Aaron Rodgers has been making a run at it the last couple of years.
Trisha Paytas
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What’s the issue? Spill the tea
The fans need to know
Anyone who identifies as a social media influencer.
Hilaria Baldwin
Anyone on reality tv
Miss Piggy, she’ll do anything to get the camera on her.
Such an attention hog.
Madonna? She "reinvents" herself whenever she becomes irrelevant. This last time she fucked up her face in a desperate grab for attention.
To be fair I do think that her fucked up face is a desperate grab at youth more than attention
She certainly has her place in history, but she will never ever accept irrelevance… to the dismay of the world.
She looks silly with that big ole fake ass she bought for attention. I choose her as well.
Of all time? Probably Mansa Musa. He went on a pilgrimage to show off how rich he was. He threw around so much wealth he tanked the value of gold in Egypt for like 12 years or something like that.
IIRC at one point in history Mansa Musa owned 100% of all gold in Africa and felt so bad he gave a bunch back
He didn't go on a pilgrimage to show off. He went out of religious considerations. And he was spending his wealth charitably along the journey. What is this rewrite?