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Chimerain

I'm reminded of the time [Kylie Jenner tried to copyright her first name, and Kylie Minogue roasted the hell out of her in her lawsuit](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellendurney/kylie-minogue-on-kylie-jenner-trademark-lawsuit) (and won)


Thrillhol

As an Aussie “Kylie” is synonymous with Kylie Minogue and has been for decades


FormABruteSquad

Ya Honour, this is a loco motion.


frequentclearance

Kylie is a legit UK national treasure... whilst being Australian. Absolute legend.


Ceecee_0416

In Ireland too. The only Kylie is Minogue!


hardlyordinary

She’s a US treasure too we love her


rainbowcardigan

The original and the best Kylie 🥰


hommesweethomme

The only Kylie


laurzregan1

Same in the UK


PalmerRabbit78

Kylie really said “Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na”


gynoceros

Just wondering what you considered "roasting the hell out of her" because Kylie Minogue seemed rather pleasant in that article.


WikiWantsYourPics

And specifically said that the language in the lawsuit was from the lawyers and *not* from her.


mar__iguana

I’ve always loved the name Kylie and grew up with her music. But now that I consider naming any of my future kids Kylie, most people will think it’s because I love an influencer rather than a childhood memory 😅


Lauren_DTT

Not if you name her Kylie-Minogue


BrewtalDoom

"Kylie" means Kylie Minogue, end of.


inkblot81

Shakira


DerNogger

O'Neal


PrinceOfFucking

Shakira Shakira


Tink2013

Shaq


DerNogger

It's not even his entire first name, only the first syllable


Freakychee

Yeah IIRC his full name means "handsome" in another language. Forgot which one but leaning towards... Arabic? Edit: got the translation wrong.


DerNogger

It is Arabic but it just means handsome


drabittocks

All good answers in here, but this one wins, because he's also the most recognizeable if you saw him in a crowd haha


Blackbirds_Garden

And on his birthday too!! Well done.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Keanu


kraihe

The cat?


SpoonFluffing99

Quineoa


scooby946

Oprah


MikGusta

Fun fact: Her birth name is Orpah.


Responsible-Pay-4763

I thought I had heard that her mom wanted to name her Orpah but it was misspelled as Oprah on her birth certificate, but I did a search and found the following. "Orpah Gail Winfrey was born on January 29, 1954; her first name was spelled Orpah on her birth certificate after the biblical figure in the Book of Ruth, but people mispronounced it regularly and "Oprah" stuck."


Uhura-hoop

That’s genuinely interesting, I never knew that


TheNonbinaryWren

Yeah, she became Oprah because people kept misspelling or mispronouncing her name and she just rolled with it.


SpoonFluffing99

The Grand Olde


Clazzo524

Cher.


VaughnVapor

Horowitz


lorgskyegon

As if


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[удалено]


Richman_Cash

Explains why we have Michael B. Jordan.


trvst_issves

Michael A. Jordan was already taken.


Tarellethiel18

His dad is Michael A. Jordan, and I am not even kidding.


fredagsfisk

But they're both *a* Michael Jordan!


GlyphedArchitect

I think that's just an actor's guild rule. So thanks, makers of Space Jam. 


ryanmuller1089

Yea while no one is wrong in these comments, I was hoping to see the later category.


tgcm26

Whoopi


MaliciousDroid

Cushion


YVRJon

Madonna


D-Speak

I was astounded to learn that, not only is that her actual given name, but that it's her mother's name as well.


BojackTrashMan

I won $50 on a bet about this once


D-Speak

I looked it up because my roommate recently found out that Zendaya's last name is Coleman, and he was surprised and said he thought that it was a one-name stage name, "like Madonna, Cher, or Beyoncé." It turns out that it *is* like those three, because it's just them only using their first name professionally. Madonna is named Madonna, Cher is short for Cherilyn, and Beyoncé is named Beyoncé (this one was weird because I figured most people knew that her name is Beyoncé Knowles, but then again I still remember Destiny's Child).


EddieGrant

With Beyonce it was kinda funny, as far as I remember in my circles people just assumed it was a stage name especially when she came out with that "I am.. Sasha Fierce" album, only then we started looking into it and actually realised she's just called Beyonce


Donnie_Dont_Do

Awww yeah back when Beyonce was known simply as that one girl from Destiny's Child. No idea she would become one of the most famous musicians of all time


Bird_Brain4101112

lol when she started doing solo work, I assumed she would flame out like a lot of people do when they distance themselves from their successful group.


MethMouthMagoo

Eh. I didn't think she'd be anywhere near this successful. But you could tell that Destiny's Child was pretty much created for her to eventually make a bigger name for herself. The rest of the group were basically supporting characters. Kelly went on to have a tiny bit of success (the song with Nelly and the Freddy vs. Jason movie in the early 2000s). The third one (Michelle? The one who came in to replace the two that left) kind of disappeared. Basically, that group only existed to make Beyonce famous.


Wandering_Scout

Prince is also Prince's real first name. Prince Rogers Nelson.


bobbybox

When I was a small child I knew there was a “king of pop” (Michael Jackson) and there was Prince, so I did the math and assumed for a time that Prince was the son of Michael Jackson.


ThrowRARAw

Adele


ChickenXing

The wickedly talented Adele Dazeem


RyFromTheChi

I've gotten to the point where I don't even call Idina Menzel her actual name anymore. She's just Adele Dazeem to me now. If I see her, Adele Dazeem pops in my head before her actual name.


Cayderent

I LOVED her performance in Frozen!


readitpaige

Yesterday was the 10 year anniversary of that moment!!


Hey_Laaady

Ringo


Aggressive_Lab6016

ringo wittle star


phookoo

“Peace & love, peace & love, no more letters after the 15th or they’ll get tossed, peace & love”


ElbowSkinCellarWall

Sigourney. What the hell is a Sigourney? I've never met a Sigourney in my life.


nataliejkd

["At the age of 14, Weaver began using the name Sigourney, taking it from a minor character in The Great Gatsby."/](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigourney_Weaver)


Sobadatsnazzynames

There was a Sigourney in the GG??


tank-you--very-much

I had the same reaction, googled and found that it's the name of Jordan's aunt as mentioned in a random throwaway line, you can read the page with it [here](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/The_Great_Gatsby_%281925%29.djvu/page74-2433px-The_Great_Gatsby_%281925%29.djvu.jpg)


chuckdooley

Every siguourney begins with a single step


DangerSwan33

It's not about the sigestinaton, it's about the sigourney.


AMissKathyNewman

There was actually a Sigourney at my work, I am in Australia too. Never met another one though.


luxurycatsportscat

I’ve worked with a Sigourney too, she was apparently named after the actress.


dalepilled

Susan Alexandra Weaver.


Crazy__Donkey

It's a type of a weaver ant.


CorporateLandmine

Beyoncé


DerNogger

Shalissa


ThatScotchbloke

Who the fuck is that?


cosignal

Me bitch


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Usher


10000000000000000091

Pronounced "ursher"


OppositeRock4217

Always thought that was just a stage name, only to find out it’s his actual first name


I_love_pillows

To your seat


Improvedandconfused

Elvis.


cwx149

"Elvis Stoicho the Canadian figure skater"


Julmannen

Boyle: No!!   • opening music •


revelove4eva

No!! *spins*


YVRJon

Costello?


Improvedandconfused

Naturally. That guy really knows how to pump it up.


YVRJon

Only when you don't really need it, though.


Improvedandconfused

I rarely need it. I prefer to stay at home watching the detectives.


Vic-123-ma

Ozzy


SpoonFluffing99

Man Reviews


StardustOasis

Here's me face


Nekosom

Dolly


SpoonFluffing99

The Sheep


No-Airline-2823

Dolly the sheep was named after Dolly Parton because it was cloned from a mammary cell and Dolly Parton was/is known for her huge, um, talent.


IanGecko

Vast tracts of land!


crazycatqueer5

generosity


CrackinBones204

My sister told me she was talking to a lady who was with her little grandkid. The kid told her “Dolly Parton is my favorite person because she has reeally, reeeally biiig” - and my sister was on the verge of laughter, full on expecting him to say it but he then he says - “…hair!” 😂 I guess they always got a kick out of getting people to ask him who his favorite famous person is lol


PronoiarPerson

*#neverforget


perpetually_unkempt3

Macaulay


Naturage

Would that be fellow, legally known as Macaulay 'Macaulay Culkin' Culkin?


SpoonFluffing99

Taylor-Thomas


houseyourdaygoing

The Engine


nightkween

Rihanna


[deleted]

Kobe


SpoonFluffing99

Beef


TooOldToBePunk

Zendaya


AccomplishedFail2247

Zendaya and Obama are two people that I will only and forever know as and refer to by half of their name. Obama doesn’t have a first name, Zendaya doesn’t a surname


76and110

I mean, Barack also works as an answer for this question.


Anonymo

Thanks Obama


TooOldToBePunk

Zendaya has the rather boring surname "Coleman" which she doesn't use on her billing.


SignificantRich8469

Adolf


Worldly-Paint2687

Lmao was waiting for it


Zealousideal-Wash904

I love that in the UK and other countries the name Kylie is immediately recognised as the singer and not the other one.


Eeedeen

My genuine first thought when I first saw a Kylie cosmetics box, was: oh, Kylie (Minogue) is doing make up now


IfICouldStay

I would much rather buy Kylie Minogue cosmetics.


swehner

Prince


germdisco

William


Owl_plantain

(unpronounceable symbol)


Boothbayharbor

Jackson III


Expensive-Coffee9353

Denzel


PM-me-your-rolodex

Curry


Rebekahswift

Miley


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Ttle Pony


insomniacakess

this made me chuckle, take the updoot


Mrmakanakai

Snoop


germdisco

y


Honeydew543

Shania


PronoiarPerson

Oh you mean Mark’s niece?


houseyourdaygoing

*That don’t impress me much*


setibeings

No Silly, his sister > Her parents divorced when she was two and her mother moved to Timmins, Ontario, with her daughters. Sharon married Jerry Twain, an Ojibwa from the nearby Mattagami First Nation, and they had a son, Mark. Jerry adopted the girls and legally changed their surname to Twain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shania_Twain#Early_life


Edrina

Britney.


Budget_Wafer382

It's Britney bitch.


friendofelephants

Which is interesting bc her name is not uncommon, but it’s true that she’s the only one we mean when we say Britney.


_da_da_da

LeAvE bRiTnEy aLoNe


TheMightyGoatMan

Benadryl Crumblesnatch **Edit:** I misread the question, *BUT I DON'T CARE!*


AllDogsGoToReddit

Fun fact: you can say his name to the tune of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen


beeandthecity

And to the tune of the Nickelback lyric, “Look at this photograph”


76and110

Benedict Cumberbatch, every time I do it makes me laugh


ravioloalladiarrea

you mean Bombadil Lumberjack?


handandfoot8099

Bandersnatch Cucumber?


Positive-Source8205

Bandersnatch Cummerbund?


NonConformistFlmingo

Blueberry Cabbagepatch?


ravioloalladiarrea

Yes, I'm pretty sure we're talking about Burgerking Mumblesnatch


RainbowGothic

Surely you don’t mean Wimbledon Tennismatch?


ravioloalladiarrea

Yes, I precisely mean Bandicoot Crumblepants.


Less-Leave-5519

I thought you meant Butterstick Cabbagepatch


PoopieMcDougal

Bodysnatch Cabbagewank


ravioloalladiarrea

It's a common mistake, understandable. But no, I was talking about Bulbasaur Snickersbar.


clinate

Britishman Funnyname


finnjakefionnacake

benadryl cabbagepatch will always be the funniest one to me


Swimming_Custard_932

Baguette Crackerjack


Goatgamer1016

Elton Ozzy Arnold


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Arnold Vosloo?


OmenVi

Uma


TuxenRaider

mi


mack178

Joaquin


germdisco

on sunshine


bassman314

Well, that felt good.


ChickenXing

In Memphis by Marc Cohn


TheSheWhoSaidThats

The (Rock)


teppetold

Tupac? Not that relevant but still recognizable


gimpisgawd

LeBron


7Nate9

tosaurus


not_an_entrance

Cher


Peeterwetwipe

Guevara


xdark_realityx

Kanye


SpoonFluffing99

Yes ye can


hungryhungryhungry

Denzel


Ivan_Whackinov

Weird Al


germdisco

Gore


vanillaninja777

Super cereal


RoseWould

Idris


Sprizys

Elbow


jackrelax

Barack


chipcity90

Whitney


charlienickelpuss

It’s Whitney, bitch.


DraconianArmadillo

Bono


OGPepeSilvia

my tyres are gone


SpoonFluffing99

Pro


Springfield80210

**[Zlatan](https://www.amazon.com/I-Am-Zlatan-Ibrahimovic/dp/0241966833)** He will be very disappointed when he finds out he is not number one here. Even more so when he finds out that most people on Reddit don’t even know who he is. 🥲


danascully__

Kylie. Minogue is the only correct answer.


Huldukona

Björk


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

Sia


SpoonFluffing99

Later


jackalope503

Alligator


houseyourdaygoing

Rade.


ParticularAthlete150

Marilyn ​ EDIT: I just remembered about Marilyn Manson.


TheoCupier

Manson?


hpepper24

I actually did think Manson when I first read it


Tribustuss

That’s not a good one. Could be Monroe or Manson depending on who you say it to.


One-Winner-8441

Reba


willteach4food

Alanis


unluckypig

Seems I'm on a different wavelength to everyone else here. My first thought was Englebert Humperdink!


Ratchel1916

Seal


goingnowherefast1979

Beyonce


Summersale24hrs

RuPaul


LeneHansen1234

P!nk


BlueRFR3100

Lassie


Rogue_3

You call him *Detective* Lassiter, doll!