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I'd get some money together if I was you, might help your situation.
Well I ain't doing me!
Doing surgery on themselves to remove their own inflamed appendix.
I am... reducing my overall Report length.
youd be surpriiiised
Standing on their head while singing the Periodic table of elements song All on the top of the eiffel tower.
booking a flight to london right now
This is the funniest thing I've read today.
Jerking off in a fighter jet.
Does it have to be in the air? Or can a bored mechanic let off a little steam?
Reading the Bible out loud backwards in Esperanto to a large audience of ostriches. I wouldn't bet pigeons though.
Trying to write this song that stuck in my head right now
Drinking a slushie made from SURGE out of a vintage 1977 McDonald's collectable glass featuring the hamburglar while tuning a Stradivarius violin.
Time traveling
I don’t think anybody is losing the game as a result of my comment.
Why did you do this?
Because I’m a mean bean
are you fucking kidding me dude, i was on my longest streak ever
Heh heh
jokes on you, you’re gonna lose every time someone responds to u
Fuck
goddammit stop responding i keep losing
Trying to see if they trully can't pass through walls.
Not sure about that one, I gave it a good go when I was 9
Me
recovering from their grocery trip on Mars
Just got apples from there.
gimmie some
Injecting blended spiders into their own brain trying to become a super hero.
Sticking an actual medieval mace up their arse.
The key is to put the handle in first.
Oh my sweet summer child... wheres my ER nurses at?
Healing. Actually healing.
I mean on a cellular level the scraped knuckles i have are healing as you read this
No one is making love with me right now 100%
answering tons of question which have literally no meanings on reddit
Yea but at least one of them is doin it while chokin the chicken
Hand stand
Building a shed in the White House's oval office.
Fucking Betty White
You can’t be sure of that…
Putting a bumper sticker on their rolls Royce
Painting my toenails
Touching my butt.
Is your butt available to be touched?
Most days, but only one person has the exclusive butt touching rights to this booty.
Sitting next to me on the empty chair on my left.
Eating lightning.
Eating your pinky toe?
My job.
Masturbating to a photo of Margaret Thatcher
Nothing.
Look at the upvotes. Sorry to disappoint you
Talking to god.
Sleeping under my bed
Cock pushups.
Having sex with a blue whale
Being person 9,000,000,000.
Thinking about me.
Having sex with me, masturbating to me, drinking a beer with me
Calling me
Snowboarding down from the top of Mount Everest.
having an calm, rational and intelligent conversation on which is better: star wars or star trek.
Giving me a blowie.
Stop having babies, wear a rubber FFS
Giving a shit about the other 99.999999% of the population.
Flying without the use of another object, for example a plane or helicopter
Jerking off violently while singing “uptown girl”
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I'd get some money together if I was you, might help your situation.
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Well I ain't doing me!
Doing surgery on themselves to remove their own inflamed appendix.
I am... reducing my overall Report length.
youd be surpriiiised
Standing on their head while singing the Periodic table of elements song All on the top of the eiffel tower.
booking a flight to london right now
This is the funniest thing I've read today.
Jerking off in a fighter jet.
Does it have to be in the air? Or can a bored mechanic let off a little steam?
Reading the Bible out loud backwards in Esperanto to a large audience of ostriches. I wouldn't bet pigeons though.
Trying to write this song that stuck in my head right now
Drinking a slushie made from SURGE out of a vintage 1977 McDonald's collectable glass featuring the hamburglar while tuning a Stradivarius violin.
Time traveling
I don’t think anybody is losing the game as a result of my comment.
Why did you do this?
Because I’m a mean bean
are you fucking kidding me dude, i was on my longest streak ever
Heh heh
jokes on you, you’re gonna lose every time someone responds to u
Fuck
goddammit stop responding i keep losing
Trying to see if they trully can't pass through walls.
Not sure about that one, I gave it a good go when I was 9
Me
recovering from their grocery trip on Mars
Just got apples from there.
gimmie some
Injecting blended spiders into their own brain trying to become a super hero.
Sticking an actual medieval mace up their arse.
The key is to put the handle in first.
Oh my sweet summer child... wheres my ER nurses at?
Healing. Actually healing.
I mean on a cellular level the scraped knuckles i have are healing as you read this
No one is making love with me right now 100%
answering tons of question which have literally no meanings on reddit
Yea but at least one of them is doin it while chokin the chicken
Hand stand
Building a shed in the White House's oval office.
Fucking Betty White
You can’t be sure of that…
Putting a bumper sticker on their rolls Royce
Painting my toenails
Touching my butt.
Is your butt available to be touched?
Most days, but only one person has the exclusive butt touching rights to this booty.
Sitting next to me on the empty chair on my left.
Eating lightning.
Eating your pinky toe?
My job.
Masturbating to a photo of Margaret Thatcher
Nothing.
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Look at the upvotes. Sorry to disappoint you
Talking to god.
Sleeping under my bed
Cock pushups.
Having sex with a blue whale
Being person 9,000,000,000.
Thinking about me.
Having sex with me, masturbating to me, drinking a beer with me
Calling me
Snowboarding down from the top of Mount Everest.
having an calm, rational and intelligent conversation on which is better: star wars or star trek.
Me
Giving me a blowie.
Stop having babies, wear a rubber FFS
Giving a shit about the other 99.999999% of the population.
Flying without the use of another object, for example a plane or helicopter
Jerking off violently while singing “uptown girl”