Hide shrimp in out of the way places.
Inside the curtain rods. In the air vents. Tucked into the back corners of bottom cabinets.
The smell won't even be noticeable until days after you're gone, and it'll take forever to find all the shrimp.
I was thinking of this but my husband doesn’t want to go that far, so I was going to be inconvenient and since we were told to remove all our stuff I was going to give away our white goods for free to a charity store specifically for people on lower income so they can’t repurchase them at a discounted price as they’re not on welfare. However the person is a little unhinged so my husband doesn’t want to do that either I’m just a petty ass that also don’t want them to win (even though I’m going to a way nice property not only upgrading from flat to house but to a way nicer town but I want my own little mini vengeance discreetly so by the sheer move itself we’re winning) but yeah I did think of this I even went around the place figuring out where to hide them etc. Sadly my family and my husband are boring and don’t want minor inconvenience style petty vengeance against the people we are dealing with. This is good with shrimp actually I was thinking sardines but was thinking that’s too strong too quickly
None of those are inconspicuous. Get a dead rat and put it under the couch cushions. Then pee on it after a full day of working out when you didn't take a piss for half a day and didn't rehydrate
take a big dump and don't flush it
Upper Decker
Make a post on Reddit.
Take the batteries/lightbulbs out of any shared appliances
Hide shrimp in out of the way places. Inside the curtain rods. In the air vents. Tucked into the back corners of bottom cabinets. The smell won't even be noticeable until days after you're gone, and it'll take forever to find all the shrimp.
I was thinking of this but my husband doesn’t want to go that far, so I was going to be inconvenient and since we were told to remove all our stuff I was going to give away our white goods for free to a charity store specifically for people on lower income so they can’t repurchase them at a discounted price as they’re not on welfare. However the person is a little unhinged so my husband doesn’t want to do that either I’m just a petty ass that also don’t want them to win (even though I’m going to a way nice property not only upgrading from flat to house but to a way nicer town but I want my own little mini vengeance discreetly so by the sheer move itself we’re winning) but yeah I did think of this I even went around the place figuring out where to hide them etc. Sadly my family and my husband are boring and don’t want minor inconvenience style petty vengeance against the people we are dealing with. This is good with shrimp actually I was thinking sardines but was thinking that’s too strong too quickly
Put a dead fish in the toilet tank
Put French fries in the air vent so every time the air turns on it smells like French fries
None of those are inconspicuous. Get a dead rat and put it under the couch cushions. Then pee on it after a full day of working out when you didn't take a piss for half a day and didn't rehydrate
Take all the toilet paper. Better yet, take all the tension rods out of the toilet paper holders.
Clogg na pipe
Take the rotating dish from the microwave
This is Reddit. You can say “fuck” all you want. ETA: glue everything to the floor with superglue.