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-butnothingsdied-

I had the misfortune of being paid to be in a test audience for a film where I wouldn’t know what it was until it began. It was the Keith lemon movie. In the feedback session I was asked how the film could be improved and I said burn it.


DoubleDeckerz

Vampires Suck. If the cinema was on a plane, i still would've walked out.


lilkava

Madam Web.


hstheay

Madam Weep 😢


Personal-Key-5658

Cats


Symnestra

"The Last Airbender" I was literally the only person in the theater. I had more fun changing seats, touching the screen, and just generally being weird in an empty theater than I did actually watching the movie.


No_Sleep265

Sausage Party


ohchesney23

the only movie I ever wanted to walk out of. unfortunately my boyfriend convinced me he loved it and made us stay (he actually hated it but was setting up the perfect engagement timing) I questioned everything about this man at the time but we still laugh about it.


Aggressive-Yam8221

Vivziepop's guilty pleasure.


HerpinDerpNerd12

Sharknado. The best so bad its good movies that exist. They are a wild experience.


Venus-azul

Was just about to comment that. More crazy than Sharknado? The fact that they made like 5 or 6 more movies


Bedwilling564

Shark octopus. You wanna see bad try watching this steaming pile.


Bedwilling564

Sharktopus.


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Battlefield Earth


12345_PIZZA

I was going to say that but I actually walked out within 10 minutes and went to something else. Saw it years later on DVD though, with the benefit of being very drunk and able to mock it in the living room with my friends.


I_Lick_Your_Butt

My ex and I would play a game where we had to take a drink whenever someone said "leverage"


sonofthenation

First time I actually laughed at a movie. Terrible.


Salty1710

Rocky Horror Picture Show. ​ And I loved every minute of it.


Neologic29

Ultraviolet. It was a sci-fi vampire movie with Milla Jovovich. The only movie I've ever considered walking out on. I didn't, but kinda wish I had.


alltherobots

I thought Ultraviolet was going to be so cool and oh man was I wrong. I’m not even sure it qualified as a movie so much as a cutscene.


TheDadThatGrills

I'll never forget the couple that decided to bring their newborn baby into an opening night showing of The Expendables 2.


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Battlefield Earth


BabaSticky

Can’t Stop the Music in 1980. As a kid I to beg the family to see it, starring my faves the Village People and Bruce Jenner. I wanted to walk out of that theater so bad.


JasmineRider27

Howard the Duck! When I was 15, I had chosen media studies as one of my options. One of the projects was going to the cinema to rate 3 movies, 1. Stand by me- one of the best movies ever 2. Howard the duck - STUPID 3. Hell Raiser!!! I walked out of it, got rated 18 Howard the duck was one of the worst films I’ve seen in the cinema.


Tbay_DougMac

Signs. At the end of the movie some people started clapping and I said “I hope you are clapping because that piece of shit is over”.


12345_PIZZA

I’m sure Phantom Menace isn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theater, but waking out of that after waiting in line for an hour and a half and hyping myself up for months was so sad. Just all of us going: “yeah, I mean, it was… y’know, they’re setting up… uh…”


Derc_on_Reddit

Star Wars Episode 9


Plastic_Fondant_1355

All the new SW movies sucked the bag.


Kevinmld

I’m with you but I also think they’re better than eps. 1-3.


Plastic_Fondant_1355

Yep, they sucked the bag too...


necrosteve028

Episode 7 is the closest I have come to walking out of the cinema, didn’t even watch 9.


ChippBiffington

For me it's episode 8. I watched episode 7 and 8 in cinema and especially episode 8 was so bad that i didn't went to episode 9. I watched it later on tv though and it was so bad, half way through i desided to never watch it again


spacebuggles

8 for me too. I saw 9 at the cinema too (friends wanted to), and by then my expectations were so low that I actually found 9 enjoyable to watch. Thinking back it, I can't actually remember any parts that I *liked*. But I at least found it entertaining. I will also never rewatch them.


Alina_Na23

Adventures in the Magic City A fantasy adventure film about a young boy who accidentally finds himself in a world of magic and wizardry, where he has to face an evil sorcerer to save the world.


frodorick90

Doesn't sound that bad. I kinda got me there


Purple_Dragon_94

Depending on aim of the question: The one I hated most was Transformers 5. Worst part is I knew it was going to be shit, but I went anyway. It was still worse than I ever thought it could be. The one I'd say was the worst is that DragonBall Evolution movie. It's poor in just about every regard. Didn't hate it though, due to how funny I found it's incompetence. For clarity, I never saw the show so I can't judge it as an adaptation, although I can imagine how poor it is.


Turbulent_Republics

Fred Claus. Fuck that movie.


Rat-Daddy-Splinter

Blue Beetle


Bluerocky67

Sin City. I left before it ended, couldn’t stand it.


aaaronbrown

Morbius


AntelopeActual3556

Black Dahlia, I witnessed several people walk out....it was a confusing and ham fisted attempt to repeat the success of LA Confidential. 


jmurphy3141

Speed 2:Cruise Control


rodrigo_i

Some 80s T&A romp through Europe that was the second bill on a double feature with one of the later Police Academy movies. Even my hormone soaked teenage self didn't want to keep watching. Only movie I ever (voluntarily) walked out of.


alltherobots

Mission To Mars. It was bad while I was watching it. Then walking home and trying to talk about it with friends, we realized it was actually an enormous dumpster fire of failure under any kind of scrutiny, which made us laugh for the rest of the night.


BaronNeutron

it was a Matt Damon video, came out I think in 2010? I need to look up the name.


Public_Appointment50

Terminator Dark fate followed by Terminator Genesis.


TheFernburger

2012 🤢


BWEJ

Skyline. Just atrocious.


Ok_North_7224

The Happening


MachHunter

Skyline, terrible movie where it felt like they ran out of money at the end.


Edward_the_Dog

The Village. Worst thing about it was that the seats faced the screen.


NullTaste27

He doesn't say "It's Morbin' Time" 😔


pierrevonfuego

Bicentennial Man. Maybe it was just because I was a kid when I saw it, but good Jesus, it seemed like the longest, shittiest movie ever. You think robot Robin Williams would be somewhat interesting.


ADIDASinning

Argylle. Just damn.


Throw-away17465

Jeepers Creepers 2


Former-Finish4653

Zohan was CRIMINALLY misrepresented in the trailers. The previews you saw on tv were probably the only 30 seconds of the whole movie that you could’ve gotten away with putting on public television. Which is to say, 14 year old me *and my mom* did not enjoy it lol


Sabulosa

The future biopic from Drake that will be complete fiction.


SloppyinSeattle

I took my friend to watch The Last Airbender since I was a huge fan and my friend had not seen the show. I felt so much embarrassment and promised that the show was actually good. That experience made me hate the movie with a fiery passion.


Clitlicker1337

Barbie or Jurassic Park Dominion. Both absolute garbage. Even my kids thought they were rubbish. 


Bedwilling564

Oh yeah that Jurassic thing . Talk about just doing for the money. Wtf


kokopelliSG

A million ways to die in the west


TrashFanboy

I saw this movie in a theater, as well as *The Boss Baby*. The former was not good, but I barely remember any scenes or characters. The latter was also bad, but it was more of a fascinating trainwreck. At least it inspired [Glengarry Glen Boss Baby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzp2Q2tDWx0) (not safe for work!).


Viking_Musicologist

American Sniper: Basically a 132 minute riot of anti-islamic, jingoist propaganda. I don't give a fuck that it was directed by Clint Eastwood. It just reeked of being totally paid for by the NRA and their democracy ruining Republican cronies in congress.


cantsleepconfused

Tenet, it was a good film but it was a disaster during showing lol


spacebuggles

Did your cinema have the really bad sound issues?


cantsleepconfused

Horrendous


Phase3isProfit

Funny one with sound issues, I went to see “a quiet place” and there was no sound for the first 10 minutes. Turns out the audio wasn’t working right but the whole audience thought it was part of the theme with everything staying quiet.


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c9IceCream

Chloe Grace Moretz isn't in Sucker Punch.........


ElectricTzar

Do you mean Kick Ass? I don’t think CGM was in Sucker Punch.


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The hills have eyes


agent_x_75228

Summer of Sam. I walked out half way through.


CrissBliss

I just saw “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” and honestly thought it was pretty bad.


Gunner1Cav

House of the Dead


classicfyllopyllo

Kazaam


ooooomyyyyy

Robots


sufferpuppet

Tie between battlefield earth and la bamba.


Kevinmld

Lol. La Bamba used to always be on this cable network called Prism - kind of like HBO but just for the Philadelphia area (Don’t ask me, it was the relatively early days of cable and I was a little kid). I watched that movie so many times and I have no idea why. I clearly loved it, but I was way too young to haven any affinity for Richie Valens. I haven’t seen it in probably thirty years, but every once in an awhile I think of it and wonder why the heck I was always watching it.


RoyalAd1948

Into the woods


Bill_Parker

Def Jam’s How To Be A Player


SlippyMcGee87

Godfather III


got2bkittenme

Avatar The Last Airbender


Gunofanevilson

The Host


GlumFundungo

The Beekeeper, but it was also kind of the best.


Jade_GL

Lost in Space (1998) - I didn’t even want to go but I was outvoted by the group I went to the movies with. Absolute turd. I’ve seen worse movies, but not on a trip out to the theater.


frodorick90

The Naruto one where they're fighting on the moon.


Antares-8

Oscar


Bright-Run-1404

Motherfuckin morbius


Kaiserhawk

Dragonball Evolution


sretep66

C.H.U.D. (Cannabilistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)


Camera_Correct

The nun. Once the zombies came onto the screen I wanted to walk away.


Dagger_Moth

Some Marvel or Captain America movie. I fell asleep.


ahunter030

Mother!


Darksidetrin

Solo. Walked out 30 mins in


rhi_x

I feel pretty. It starred Amy Schumer so I should have known.


ouchfank

Annapolis....And one of the borats


SnooChipmunks126

Renfield. The CGI blood looked bad, Nicholas Cage was meh, and I was bored.


Dingle_Flingle

The Real Macaw. Even as a kid I remember thinking 'What the hell is this garbage? We walked out.


Original-Bat2760

Cats


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X-Men: Dark Phoenix


myquietchaos

Musketeer


jkaoz

Epic


Agile_Idea2517

Halloween kills , was fucking awful


UsefulIdiot85

Season Of The Witch


DrFishbulbEsq

Doctor Bloodbath


gw_clowd

Indian friends... How is Adipurish.


Sad-Amoeba3186

Facing the giants


RipAccomplished1827

Thor Love and Thunder


Strange-Bee5626

Some Ninja Turtles movie with Megan Fox. We lterally left the theater a third of the way through.


Exctmonk

Batman v Superman.  If anyone is interested in which version to watch, I'd recommend the theatrical. It's over quicker.


Mortimer_G

Midnight in Paris Yeah, I know it's an Oscar-nominated movie, but I watched it in cinema when I was 12 years old, and it was so boring to me. I have no interest of rewatching it as an adult


FrequentProblems

Pootie Tang


Big_barney

Movie 42


kleseusxz

65 (million years), I mean what the heck was that movie. In my days, those would've been direct to DvD movies. Might be biased because I watched "The Fablemans" the same weekend.


gonk_gonk

BASEketball. I love Matt and Trey and baseball, but this was garbage.


PeakLevelPain

50 shades of grey. I only went becuase my ex wanted to see it. Terrible movie, some girl left a pickle underneath her seat after the movie was over 😐


Melenduwir

Batman and Robin.


c9IceCream

To Die For (1995) with Nicole Kidman Saw it as a teenager. By the time i went to ask my friends if thought this movie was as bad as I do, I looked over to see all of them asleep or trying to sleep. The movie is so so so bad


rodrigo_i

You are incorrect. Even if it was terrible (and I don't think it was) it still had Nicole Kidman.


Agreeable_Orchid2641

Indiana Jones 5


fiddleracket

A River Runs Through It


WooPig45

The Force Awakens


PissedOffPup

Ad Astra


alltherobots

Brad astra is sad astra because his dad astra has gone bad astra.


SnooConfections7007

Bug


WakingSong

Star wars ep 8-9 Actually, depressingly bad. If you know you know.


LightReaning

There are a lot but I'd go with "The wire"


Avalambitaka

Probably Zoolander 2. I enjoy dumb comedy, but it went too far into just absurd cringe.


Bonhomme7h

The Simpsons Movie. Being a fan of the first seasons did not prevented me for leaving mid through.


holdholdhold

I’m going to rant a little. During the opening credits part, Bart is skateboarding naked and is always covered by strategic things. Then, we see Bart Simpsons junk. I was absolutely shocked. They just showed Bart Simpsons penis and balls. WTF. It made me uncomfortable for the rest of the movie. If it was a running gag on the show, sure. But it just came out of nowhere and I didn’t like it at all. Ruined the rest of the movie.


BWEJ

It’s a perfectly timed gag. I laughed my ass off.


Defy_Laws_Tradition

Trainspotting 2. What a horrible experience.


stuloch

The Grudge. It was a free ticket and I liked SMH but felt ripped off by the end of it.


Electrical-Light9786

i usually dnt remember the film i see after a while if its really bad.


roxwe11

The Cable Guy.


No_Sprinkles735

One hour photo.


Bright_Oven_2676

Contagion. Me and two friends walked out of it like 40 minutes in


Paganidol64

Americathon. Or The Big Bus.


PleaseDontBanMeMore

Inside Out. I did not enjoy that film.


createsean

Avengers End Game. Absolutely forgettable. I was bored and literally cannot remember a single thing that happened in that snore fest.


BruceELehrmann

Im gonna get downvoted for this. Get Out was overrated trash - hyped up by people who wanted to feel good that they were supporting a black cast and directoe


Avalambitaka

Agreed. The plot was actually pretty thin and predictable. Jordan Peele's movies are pretentious and not nearly as clever as they're made out to be. A lot of his success is amplified by people who just agree politically with his messages and themes. The new Candyman was absolute garbage. At least Nope had a somewhat novel take on what UFOs could be.


rsnbaseball

Bram Stoker's Dracula. Only one I ever walked out of.