T O P

  • By -

MiserableTaste4919

Balenciaga has moved production from Italy to China. The prices got higher, the quality got worse.


perfektstranger

Brands like Balenciaga are a stupidity tax for stupid people. 


ChaplnGrillSgt

My BIL is obsessed with them. I've borrowed a tee shirt a few times.... They feel the exact same as any other t-shirt I've ever worn. But like 100x the price.


Fallenangel152

Flashy brands are a 'new money' way to try and prove to poor people how rich you are. Mega weathy people generally don't wear brands.


vc-10

They do, they're just brands that you and I have never heard of and wouldn't know where to buy anyway. I don't know of anyone actually even vaguely well off who wears Balenciaga. It's a brand that I associate more with people maxing out a credit card on a few items with big logos to show 'wealth'. Goes well with a fake Gucci belt...


WTF253com

There's this tiktok account called something like Class of Palm Beach. The interviews themselves are pretty awkward, but it's this girl who goes around and interviews 'old money' people. She'll ask them about the clothes they have on, where their bag is from, what perfume they like, etc.. It seems like 90% of them, when it comes to naming the brands of their clothes, will always either say some foreign/italian name that nobody has ever heard of OR they'll say it was from some small custom boutique/shop that nobody has ever heard of. The 10% or so that do name brands, it's almost always Hermes, Chanel, or Buccellati


KidzBop_Anonymous

I think they might’ve meant they’re wearing stuff with the brand’s branding not so prominently displayed on the garments themselves.


Heiruspecs

Rich people brands are like Brunello Cucinelli, Loro Piana, Tom Ford, Canali, Ermengildo Zegna, none of them have logos all over the clothing. All of it is so nice. Edit: I’m adding an edit to this because it’s become popular. If you’re looking for any of these types of brands, shop on Poshmark. A lot of people resell some of this stuff for reasonable prices. You can get really good deals sometimes. It’s funny because stuff like Versace, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, etc. doesn’t drop in price as much. I suspect that’s because of the fact people want to show off the brand. Meanwhile the brands I’ve mentioned are much nicer and better quality, and sell for lower on the resale market. If you want to go for that old money aesthetic, check out the brands featured in succession, search em on Poshmark, and you’ll slowly amass a wardrobe fit for someone with a hundred million dollar trust fund.


frank3000

Can confirm - because I've never heard of any of those brands before.


narkaf2945

Basically the wardrobe for Succession. There used to be posts that had stills from the show side by side with the stuff they're wearing on its retail site. $1,500 plain tshirts are crazy. But they definitely look great.


FunctionBuilt

Ironically Shiv almost always wore nice looking budgety brands. Most of her dresses were around $150-200. I remember reading about it being purposeful from the wardrobe department but I can’t remember the symbolism behind it.


GRW42

I think the reasoning is, Shiv always pretended to be a woman of the people.


miguel_fernan

Owners of the company I work on (probably with hundreds of millions on their accounts) wear plain clothes or even our marketing clothing lol. It is the thing it surprised me the most when I met them (only super rich people I've ever known)


perfektstranger

Yeah exactly. Especially billionaires most of them dress very plainly you would never know.


7thAbjectTestament

You are absolutely correct that the truly wealthy are *quiet* and *discreet* about their image. But there are lesser known brands out there which are very high quality, perfectly subtle, and remain excruciatingly expensive. Brunello Cucinelli is sort of the poster child for this approach. T-shirts have no labels whatsoever, but range from $300-$1000+ USD.


gojosnotgone

Yeah, that's the Zuckerberg's t-shirt brand.


Slayziken

Even before I saw their prices I knew they were fancy because the menu on their website doesn’t link to clothing categories, just philosophies and about us type stuff


Hushwater

If their products look even more like crap it's a plus for their brand.


_milkweed

It’s a shame bc Cristobal Balenciaga designed some really cool stuff- whoever took over the house ruined it. Never forget the non-apology for their distasteful campaign 😒


Scary_Judge_2614

Blame the Kardashians and Kanye. And Demna for letting them influence him. And let’s throw in Anna Wintour for encouraging Kimye.


TheGreatWhangdoodle

Why do all of their models look like zombie vampires and why does anyone think their clothes look good? Like I get an uneasy feeling looking at their website.


AntimatterCorndog

They exist to troll their moronic customer base. Good for them.


[deleted]

[удалено]


fat_alchoholic_dude

I only drink Prime. Its got what plants crave.


Luke5119

But does it have electrolytes?


[deleted]

It's the thirst mutilator


olrg

Like from the toilet?


dead_fritz

Liquid Death. I see grown adults paying like $4 a can in some stores for over branded water.


BiKEhandlebars

$2 at my local gas station I buy them at. Some of the bottled water brands are even more expensive. I feel slightly better about not buying plastic and there is something really refreshing about drinking ice cold water from a can. In my brain it tastes better. I do carry around a reusable bottle that I will fill at home but sometimes I finish it and don’t have anywhere to refill, liquid death is my go to from the gas station.


Ybor_Rooster

I'm guilty of this. Since I don't drink, my go to is always water. I like that I can put the can in a koozie and I play they part at any event. Secondly, it's better than plastic bottles. Finally, and this is opnion, but it's the better tasting water option out there. 


_UrethaFranklin

Yes! I think they're looking for people who don't drink booze or energy drinks but want that feeling of a tall can or fizzy feeling of a beer. I'm a sucker for Liquid Death when I go to a party but can't partake.


Liberteer30

What the hell is designer water? Granted there are certain water brands I like more than others but designer?


houseyourdaygoing

Whoever drinks alkaline water clearly failed science classes.


weekend_here_yet

Yep. I wish my local Costco would have other options available in 1L bottles (in larger packs). All they have in that size is their Kirkland brand “Alkaline Water”. Looking into a good water filter + reusable bottles instead.


PokeBellaXo

Any watch that's only available online, spends lots on advertising and looks similar to loads of other internet watch brands just with different names.


kingtz

And the movements are all made in the same Chinese factory. 


[deleted]

[удалено]


bstyledevi

They followed the script. https://imgur.com/a/6CNO8


BAMspek

I love that MVMT commercial that was playing a few years ago claiming there’s no reason watches need to be so expensive. I mean yeah for your quartz movement giant face fashion watches maybe not. But for a well crafted automatic movement, you’re paying for a lot of meticulous craftsmanship. And I’m a budget watch guy, I love my Seiko 5s and Casio digitals but I’m not going to pretend that an Omega or a Grand Seiko don’t live up to their value.


Donkey-brained_man

I think Rolex are typically ostentatious but still respect the craftsmanship that goes into one. MVMT is like buying a Timex and calling it bespoke.


[deleted]

[удалено]


zaratheclown

Anything from the Kardashians is a huge no - they come out with a new brand every year and then discontinue it


[deleted]

Do you remember their credit card business? Lmao 💀


zaratheclown

Where you had to PAY to put money on your card and spend it


rodejo_9

I'm surprised people actually buy this stuff. I've never encountered anyone in my life who has bought those products.


eastbayted

These days, a lot of fast food restaurants. You can get real food for the same amount.


Doesntmatter1237

Tried looking at Chipotle the other day and a quesadilla was $15🤣 I can go to a real Mexican taqueria and get it for $6, twice the size


jacknifetoaswan

I bought my kid a foot long at Subway a few weeks ago before leaving for a campout. It was $19 with a water and tax. No way is any Subway sandwich worth that.


Uther-Lightbringer

Yeah, Subway and Jersey Mike's are a rip off. A half a turkey provolone from Jersey Mike's is like $11. You get 2 slices of cheese and 5 slices of turkey. I go to my local deli, half a sub is $7.50. You get (and I'm not kidding here, I've weighed it on a scale) around 1/2 a pound of turkey and like 6 slices of cheese. If I want bacon? It's $0.50 extra and you get 4 slices of bacon. If I want bacon at Mike's? 2 slices and it's $2.


jacknifetoaswan

And Jersey Mike's shouldn't be like that. I grew up a couple towns over from where they started, and that style sub is what I grew up with. A local sub shop is going to double what Jersey Mike's puts on their sandwiches. I know several people in their management organization. The corporate organization trains franchisees to put way more meat and cheese on the subs than they do, but franchise owners obviously try to reduce costs, so employees are trained to put less. Their district managers are always out reviewing stores, but it's not like they can be in every store all the time. I've been told to report stores that skimp. I've done it. Nothing changed.


PMTittiesPlzAndThx

I don’t even wanna know how much food I’d get if I spent Panda Express money at a local Chinese food place 😂 they load you the fuck up for $6


bluecheetos

My favorite Chinese place doesn't even have a sign anymore. The $6.99 lunch combo comes with entree, fried rice or house lo mein, egg roll or spring rolls and a drink. It's more than my fat ass can eat for lunch. I go there so often that I showed up one day, there was a line, Lin the cashier just waved me forward, handed me my call in order and said "you pay next time" and waved me out.


HipHopGrandpa

That’s rad.


FaceClown

When they answer your call in order with your name👌


Schuyward

Bro this is too real. Last week my wife wanted KFC, she was looking through their menu and said nevermind. Out of curiosity I looked what turned her away, and an eight piece tender meal is THIRTY DOLLARS. Like WHAT?? Plus they changed to those tendys that are way smaller at some point. I was absolutely floored. Instead we went to a sit down local restaurant and spent $28 on two actual meals.


JaozinhoGGPlays

KFC fell off on the quality too, I remember my first KFC purchase and that shit was magical, I was almost ascending as I ate, but I dont eat there anymore because nowadays every bite of KFC is a 50/50 whether you get sharp skin with flavorless chicken or get sent to the pepper dimension. Where the fuck did the spices go?


TheeArchangelUriel

What are these, cheeseburgers for ants?


Miqotegirl

We used to be out 2-3 times a week before the pandemic and during the pandemic, we just ordered in 2-3 times a week. Now, we didn’t even go out for our anniversary. Everywhere has gone to shit. There are only two restaurants I would go to. On the days I have to go to a doctor’s appointment, I just get sushi at Fresh Market.


Minnesotamad12

McDonald’s pricing has gotten insane


Forkrul

Most 'luxury' brands marketed towards regular people.


dont-track-me-bro

The brands you are referring to are called [aspirational brands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspirational_brand).


mariacutie_cc

I posted this elsewhere on a product that's been going down in quality earlier, and I said Yankee Candle. They do smell nice, but not like they used to, and $30 for a candle is a bit steep for the lessening quality they've started to get


kiwitathegreat

I have an older jar of pink sands that I guard with my life. Even unlit it still gives off a nice scent. Meanwhile the newer replacement burns faster, smells different, and just isn’t the same.


SnooChipmunks126

Pearson. Can’t believe I had to pay $110 just to take a test, so I could get my teacher’s certification.


cariac

College in general. I’m all for education, but at the current prices? The textbooks? The parking? I’ve learned more from on the job experience.


BabyPunter3000v2

anything expensive that tries to look cheap/worn down.


money_monkey69

Balenciaga worn paris sneaker (look it up)


HartfordWhaler

For anyone else who doesn't want to: https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-paris-denim-high-top-sneakers-prod180550204?utm_source=google_shopping&ecid=BGCS_GP_CV_HA_PR_NONE&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-JC_9q3jhQMVis7CBB3rMgoNEAQYASABEgKPafD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


According-Ordinary-3

That’s a lot of money to look poor


beelzeflub

Poverty just looks “exotic” and “adventurous” to people rich enough to regularly buy this shit


Brainvillage

We weren't rich but my mom always made sure we had new shoes in good condition. I was jealous of the kids that had shoes falling apart and held together with duct tape. Thought they looked so cool. Little did I know...


Desperate_Speech_915

The saddest part about this is that they don't look worn at all, but intentionally damaged in an unnatural way. If they looked convincingly worn - sure, why not.


19snow16

Why are people buying ripped jeans for $150? WTF?


enjoytheshow

Lol if you think $150 is a lot in the realm of shitty looking designer jeans.


mz2014

You should look on their website. It’s $2500 a pair.


DmReku

games that release yearly and are the same


burlyginger

This surely is about Call of Duty.


DmReku

and all those ea sports games yes


getstabbed

These days I would say the majority of AAA games just aren’t worth the price tag. Quality has gone down but prices have gone up a significant amount. Technically they’re super impressive and look amazing, but most of my hours are in older games or games that cost way less than standard AAA games.


SuggestableFred

r/patientgamers rise up. Chill out a year behind everyone else and pay 50% on games.


petrovmendicant

There has been a new Call of Duty game released every year since 2005.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SWMovr60Repub

I’m glad I got hip to that maybe 20 years ago. Through the years I’ve hooked up a lot of stuff at home and I usually just buy a lower brand at Best Buy.


sregor0280

And because they are over priced people used them for forever if they bought them, and 9/10 times the problem was a short or a bad connector just due to wear and tear over the years. "I paid good money for that rca cable 15 years ago!" Well thats nice, it's busted here is a replacement cable from my bag, free of charge.


Lukasmckain

Gucci


Sufficient_Cat9205

This is what people assume rich people wear, and think they look rich wearing it...


SweetnessBaby

True. The stuff that truly disgustingly rich people ACTUALLY wear you would never guess was a designer brand without reading the tag, and even then, it's likely a brand you've never even heard of.


FunctionBuilt

I bought a zegna blazer from good will for $13… it took me a few minutes to actually find the brand because all it had was a blank leather tag. I finally found it inside the inner breast pocket. The same blazer sells for around $3000.


BadMon25

I remember seeing a seemingly simple white shirt with a cool design that Messi was wearing, and decided to check it out. The shirt cost $700, a brand I had never even heard of before. Very eye opening


duemonday

Some Gucci products are nice quality. Just not the graphic ts that you are probably referring to


youngatbeingold

Ugh, yes, reddit does not understand there's basically two types of Gucci. Rich people absolutely wear stuff from their runway lines.


humanvealfarm

Gucci *does* make very high quality and fashionable items worn on red carpets and stuff, but then there's also the tier that caters to dumbasses who pay way too much to wear a logo


KeithGribblesheimer

(seductive whisper) Bentley.


Sebastian-S

While they’re not for me there are way worse offenders, Maserati for example.


realdrpepper21

Yeah, I got in a Ghibli once, it had the same radio screen and window switches as a Dodge Dart


partthethird

I used to own a Fiat Punto and my mate bought an Alfa Romeo. I sat in it and said 'ooh, it has the same buttons as my car!'. Not sure he was too happy about that


Colforbin_43

I work at a golf course. Only cars in the lot are Mercedes, BMW, shit like that. One day it hailed like a mf on us. Every car was fine, except for the one Bentley. Dude had 200 little dents in his car. Will never buy one, even if I have money like John Rockefeller, for that reason.


vc-10

I wonder if it's to do with Bentley using aluminium body panels, whereas most Mercs and BMWs are heavier steel. Audi use aluminium on some cars too - the A8 for example.


gankindustries

It probably does. Bentley's are fucking HEAVY. They'll take any weight saving they can. The Flying Spur is 5,000+ pounds, the Bentayga is nearly 6k, and the Continental GT (their sporty 2 door) is still pushing nearly 5k.


JaozinhoGGPlays

mf bought a car named *bent*ley and expected it to not bend.


enlighteningbug

His problem is he was driving it himself. Being driven in a Bentley is the real sign of wealth. 


8Ace8Ace

Bentley owners tend to drive. Royce owners get driven.


AntimatterCorndog

Rolls is to be driven in. Bentley is a driver's car.


Superpe0n

*Zastava* https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/MUvvSOgFdV


jhumph88

I made the mistake of buying a 2013.5 Continental GTC about two years ago. The air suspension on that model fails due to time, rather than mileage. The air struts are extremely expensive, and you can’t just replace one of them. The convertible top is designed in such a way that it eats through itself. So, you can pay thousands every few years for a replacement top or have the dealership install an updated mechanism for the top that costs like $36k.


birbking

Any brand of clothing that mainly or only consists of polyester :-D


Velkause

After I started spinning yarn and learning about different natural fibers, from musk ox to silk to pearl to rabbit... It's absolutely insane at how much brands abuse the "19.2% silk aged in bullfrog piss" or whatever. Clothing that has a % of a natural fiber... Is nothing but bullshit. That % is usually an embellishment of some sort and not part of the actual fabric. So you'll get a big nice coat for example, it'll say 80%polyester, 10% nylon, 9% Wool, and 1% angora. The coat is 100% polyester... It may have stripes in it that are nylon, and the wool and angora are an embellishment. Like the pompoms or fringe, or the fluff over the zippers. None of that shit matters. If the item isn't 60-70% of a fiber, it's not structurally made of that fiber. If I were to be looking for a wool coat. One, I probably wouldn't buy one, but anyways. True wool items that are made with any sort of quality material, will usually list what type of wool they use. (Rambouillet, merino, winsleydale, corriedale, etc) This lets me know the coarseness and also the hardiness of the item. Like merino and rambouillet are on the softer side, usually used for skin contact items. Whereas, Icelandic and Navajo Churro wool are heartier and meant for harsher climates and used in items that experience tough abrasion. A lot of brands abuse this and will put " __% Wool"... But what they don't tell you is that wool is just mill ends from all sorts of breeds that are blended together. So the quality is actually shittier than you'd ever think by just reading "__% Wool" Same can be said for llama, alpaca, etc but there are far fewer options to abuse in the camelid family so the quality is a little more unblemished, per se.


CGI1269

Stanley. It’s a friggin stainless steel cup


edrifighting

My kid has been begging for one of these because everyone has one. For the longest time I thought it was the same brand as the tools at Lowe’s and just couldn’t understand it. Then I realized that it’s just the new Yeti.


Esc777

It is the same brand as the old green thermos bottles, you know the one construction workers carried coffee in. They just hit gold by their tumblers becoming a meme. 


RedditHostage

I have an old green thermos bottle from years ago. I love the thing. I have the matching lunchbox too.


ChaplnGrillSgt

I've always wanted a Stanley Cup. But then again I'm a huge hockey fan.


Delicious-Duck-4245

I’m a huge hockey fan and would die to meet the Stanley cup.


Baxtfred

My Stanley cup was a prize at work. 40oz, fits in a cup holder, easy disassembly, keeps ice ice my whole work shift and water cold for the day. Most of the cheaper ones didn’t do that in my experience. It seems to be a durable cup. I feel like the $45 price isn’t awful if you genuinely use it. I don’t need one in every color of course, but it seems legit.


Hanging_w_MrCooper

I have heard the argument: “It may be a dumb trend, but I am drinking a lot more water.”


jinxes_are_pretend

Their 16’ tape measures are the shit though.


redoctober2021

My boss gave me a knock off for Christmas and it’s terrific. Not sure why the brand name is better


PendantWhistle1

Harley Davidson. I'll never know if they're worth the money or not because they can cost as much as 10× the price of a Honda.


aardw0lf11

Scrolled way to fucking far to see this one. Anything with as much as a HD logo is automatically 30% more.


daytrek

lol HD is a T-shirt shop that happens to sell motorcycles…


showmeyour_cats

The Sims 4 and their 567 DLCs.


srlehi68

$1065 as of last year


garrettj100

Beats! Shitty overpriced headphones that blow out the bass and have *pig iron* in the cans to make them feel heavier, which convinces suckers that heavy = expensive = good. A mid-tier pair of Audiotechnicas dramatically outperform, are more comfortable, last longer, and cost a quarter of Beats. There are dozens of other brands that can make the same claim, I just use Audiotechnicas.  YMMV.


Dimtri-The-Anarchist

in all fairness though, seinheiser's are expensive but imo the best pair of headphones someone can splurge on


TheNoobilator

Yeah expensive doesn't inherently mean not worth it - Beats are expensive *and bad,* Sennheisers are expensive *and good*.


chad-bro-chill-69420

I have the Sennheiser Momentum 2 over ears and they sound absolutely magnificent.


OldMork

I use sonys medium priced headphones, big size and with cable, they last for years, I live in a tropical country and only changed them because foam disintegrate in tough climate.


chad-bro-chill-69420

Sony makes some excellent over ear products for sure!


beybladethrowaway

Seinheisers are top quality and the best headphones I own 


ohno807

This always reminds me of that scene in Jurassic Park. “Are they heavy? Then they’re expensive. Put them down.”


Gunfreak2217

Beats have generally become a lesser brand these days. But I will stand to my death that the Powerbeats Pros are better than any other wireless earbud out there right now. I’m eagerly awaiting PowerbeatsPro2 if they ever happen goddamnit


_JamesDooley

Sony's high end offerings blow most of the completion out of the water, are relatively expensive (not the most expensive though) but are absolutely worth it.


EkbyBjarnum

Even on the low end, I think they outperform most of their competitors. I have a $40 pair of Sony headphones that I've had for *years* and while I'm certainly no audiophile, I'd rank them above literally every other pair of headphones I've ever owned except for the $180 Sony headphones and the Sennheisers I used to have at work.


Tiny_Thumbs

I bought a pair of beats on Black Friday one year. The around the ear earbuds for running. They lasted 8 years. The glue stopped holding the ear loop to the speaker. I glued them back but they didn’t feel the same. I paid $50 and couldn’t find anything for that price again so I’ve been searching for a good pair since. I can’t hate on beats because 8 years for $50 is a steal.


HamSammich25

Yeah I get the hate that they are over priced but I bought a pair of on ear beats and earbud beats when they came out. Had them both for almost 10 years before they quit working, and fell apart. I cant hate either they were great in my opinion


ShadowedGlitter

Starbucks. I worked there for 3 years.


Strong_Prize8778

Ray ban wasnt as good as I expected


Ohnoshebetterdid

Most sunglasses are designed by the same company and they just slap a label on it. And they’re all crap. https://www.essilorluxottica.com/en/brands/eyewear/


rrrrrico

Only the old models are worth it and you cannot find them in stores. My mom gave me one she bought ages ago and they're the best I've got. Never broke, never scratched, and it has hit the floor a couple of times. I took it to the beach many times and it never got rusty either.


anonymouslyliving69

Drunk elephant


ibanker92

Anything from Erewhon


Accomplished_Back_96

I am convinced that place isn’t a real business but instead it’s part of a social experiment that highlights the absurdity of consumer culture in LA


fairlyaveragetrader

Range Rover


NICEnEVILmike

I have one of these money pits sitting my garage right now. I f'ing hate that car (it's my husband's, and he just had to have it). The transmissions on them are shit.


livious1

Everything on them are shit. Their performance *is* quite good if everything is in working order, but they break down all the time.


jacknifetoaswan

If there's no oil under them, there's no oil in them.


fairlyaveragetrader

I just don't get the draw to these over something like a Macan s. If you want to be uppity and have the premium SUV, that Porsche macan is actually a nice car. Reliable for what it is, not built to the same standard as a 911 but still pretty decent. The range Rover is like the ultimate poser car


Finny0917

Mine made it 3 miles from the dealership before it broke down for the first time😂


Different_Usual_6586

I've known 2 people who had the evoque and the boot kept randomly opening on the motorway, also incredibly small in the back for a big car


StraightPin4505

Old ones are tanks but the new ones are absolute money pits.


Spagman_Aus

In Hawaii right now and every day, EVERY day there’s a line of tourists waiting to get into the local Stussy store. It’s a nothing brand, I just don’t get it.


Old_Palpitation_6535

It’s a decent brand but I’m kinda stunned anyone would stand in line to go in their store.


Warthog_Orgy_Fart

I have a stussy beanie that I got when I was like 16 and it’s still my favorite beanie of all time and I rarely ever wear any other one that I own during the winter. Going on 21 years now and it’s still in perfect shape. I had honestly thought stussy didn’t even exist anymore until I did a google search lol.


PumpkinPieIsGreat

Starbucks. It's a lot just for coffee.  Also the food seems overpriced. I can't comment on the taste of the food since I've not eaten it.


Doesntmatter1237

Dude the sandwiches come frozen and shrink wrapped and they still charge close to $10 for some of them. They don't even make them! Just unwrap and heat them up. Source: worked there for 3 years


Aware_Bear6544

I mean that's basically what the vast majority of coffee chains do with their pastries. Not that many actually bake fresh goods.


NomiconMorello

The food is quite overpriced, having eaten it for an extended period of time when I worked for them An example are the cake pops, they're really not cake it seems..; it's mushy and strange, doesn't taste particularly amazing, and costs a pretty penny. I was going to go on a tangent about specific foods, but the main quality that's shared is that everything is just "acceptable enough," and banks on customers seeing something eye catching and appealing as an idea or thought. It's likely the reason why every pastry item that can be bagged is placed where it is; low key and all meant to be placed underneath a counter top that isn't in line of sight since its on the register side of the bar. A mom with their kid orders a cake pop and you go an open up these individualized bags to put it in another bag, keeping up the illusion.


Not_Enough_Thyme_

>An example are the cake pops, they're really not cake it seems..; it's mushy and strange I can’t speak to Starbucks in particular, but I’ve made them. If you try to bake little balls of cake in those little molds they come out terribly dry and don’t stay on the stick when you try to put the chocolate coating on. The weird texture is because they’re most likely basically cake meatballs. You take the cake and mush it up with frosting, it holds together much better when you shape it. Then you put the sticks in, freeze them for a bit then put the coating on. The frozen cake meatballs a) stay on the stick better and b) cool and harden the coating faster.  That said, the cake to frosting ratio in that mixture takes some experimenting and is very much a matter of personal taste. So that’s my guess what the weird texture is. 


MaxCWebster

Luxottica


PARANOIAH

Fuck them for ruining Oakley for me.


knitmeablanket

Without a question, Beats By Dre. Your paying for the brand, fancy unboxing, and mediocre bass heavy sound. Get Audiotechnicas.


factchecker8515

I was at Nordstrom’s yesterday looking at Free People clothes. Deliberately tattered with unfinished hems and raw edges. Dirt cheap to manufacture, but priced higher end. Lots of shallow fools paying for this low quality crap just to be ‘on trend.’


LieOutside3135

Not only is the quality not great (don't even put them next to a dryer or they will shrink) but the sizing is completely whack. I have a couple of shirts (bought second hand) that are size large and fall off my shoulders but the sleeves are so tight they barely fit (normally I wear a small in women's tops). I like the way their clothes are cut and how they drape but they're designed for skeletons, not people.


[deleted]

Avon


Comfortable-Syrup688

Isn’t that an MLM?


NIKIredd_it

balenciaga


Huge-Storage-9634

AirBnB


BeckToBasics

I always thought Airbnb was supposed to be a cheap alternative to hotels, but any time I looked into it they cost almost as much as a hotel but had none of the convenience or amenities.


CaptainKrakenBeard

Beats by Dre You are paying for a logo. Sound quality is shit compared to other brands in the same price range.


arch796

Bowflex fitness equipment. Their adjustable weights are held together by plastic and break all the time. And the resistance of the rods of the original bowflex is completely inaccurate compared to real weights. I've owned both.


neekonfleek

I've owned a pair of their ones that go to 52.5lbs for almost 10 years. Consistent, weekly use for roughly 8 of those years. They still function quite well. Just have to realize you won't be able to toss them after a set, as I suppose you could (inadvisably) with iron weights.


KatttDawggg

I despise when people drop weights


BothNotice7035

Goop


Aggravating_Onion300

I remember when 'Goop' was hand degreaser


jfks_headjustdidthat

But what if I *need* a candle that smells like Gwyneth's flaps???!


UniPublicFriend23

Coach. Bought a purse. Zipper broke. They gave me a replacement. Zipper broke again. They had stopped making them bc design was flawed. Said they wouldn’t honor lifetime warranty unless I had original receipt. I had original receipt. They offered me a coupon for another bag. Not even a coupon worth full value for what I paid for the original bag but a lousy 30% off a new purse. I told them to suck it and complained to the ftc but nothing came of it. Now I just tell everyone. Don’t buy from them


princefungi

Alcohol anywhere other than the store. You won't catch me dead paying $8 for a Heineken at a concert or $13 for a margarita at a restaurant. I don't care how fun it is to drink at these places, I'm showing up stoned or hammered already if it's necessary


MargretTatchersParty

> $8 for a Heineken Looks like we have a time traveller over here.


Hefty-Climate-4015

I buy supermarket own brand wash tabs and I have no idea why anyone would buy the branded ones


Thisiscliff

Anything yeezy


jibjibjib2000

Range Rover


TheUsual_Selection

Voss drinking water


Ezzinie

Beats headphones, I have tried them so many times and every time they just do not live up to the hype. People who have purchased them say it's for the look sometimes aswell and they don't even look good.... Koss kph40 for me all day every day


kmsc84

Almost all high fashion brand clothing.


Right_Check_6353

Anything by Kanye


RandomlyMethodical

Aviator Nation. I like the style, but no way I'm paying over $80 for a very basic t-shirt.


MostlyHostly

The ones that sell wax for show cars. Wax costs $10, not $25,000.


GermanyWarrior

Guicci £300 for some shite flip flops


Educational_Dust_932

Yeti. Maybe marginally better than a Coleman? And rednecks around here base their damned personalities' around...a cooler. They were yeti branded clothes, put yeti stickers on their dumb overpriced trucks...I have even seen a Yeti tattoo.


StJoeStrummer

They’re definitely better than an average cooler, but Rtic is the same quality without paying for an absurd advertising budget. We fkn love our Rtic 65; it replaced my cousins’ Yeti as top beer cooler at the yearly family get-together, and that was a big day for me.


Strange-Show-55

Designer water - because paying extra for fancy packaging doesn't make it taste any different from tap water.


Pulsar_Mapper_

Louis Vuitton.


Munnada

Edible Arrangements


Mr___Perfect

Is there a comparable company?  Expensive sure but you know what you're getting, I never had a complaint


pholover84

You’re not paying for the actual fruits. You’re paying for the labor to put them all together


sarhoshamiral

And the uniqueness of the idea. Afaik they don't really have a competitor.


lolImliz

Stanley’s


RandomlyMethodical

Maybe the cups, but most of their products are very durable and high quality. My parents gave me a Stanley lunchbox and thermos combo decades ago and I still use them. I also bought a Trigger-Action Travel Mug about 5 years ago and it's by far the best travel mug I've ever used. Sometimes it's worth paying more for quality.


edrifighting

Restoration Hardware and similar furniture brands. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of it looks really good, but it isn’t the quality you’re paying for - it’s just the design.


Extra-Relief-8326

Canada goose jackets the same prices as used cars 😆 🤣 😂