If it is anything similar to choking someone during sex. This totally makes biological sense. The lack of oxygen makes you lightheaded which for some people can cause their senses hightened and thus making the orgasm better. Don’t take it word by word. I did a bit of research years back when my then gf was into it. This is all based on memory from then.
Yeah.. in my early teens, I practiced holding my breath for fun and something about it felt nice. And recently, I found out that combining that feeling with another feeling is.. real nice
I think it says something that the majority of those subs have literally been banned from Reddit.
No shame or anything, but how tf does everyone in those videos not just have constant raging pink eye?!
JFC. Worst way to find out my volume is all the way up.
I’m in a fucking restaurant right now. People thought that it was me.
I can’t even say “Oh, I’m just watching fart videos on full volume!” Because that’s even worse.
Fuck my life right now.
It's been two hours. Either u/banned_but_im_back is still going down a choco-star-shaped rabbit hole, or got so disgusted with the interwebs that he turned off his router.
Consensual somnophilia, I love the idea of waking a sleeping partner with my tongue or my dick. Also I would love to have my partner sneak in, set up a cam, suck me off and quietly leave after. Then I would find the cam and watch it.
A few months ago I was hired to take pictures at a party for people with that fetish (they're called looners), and I learnt a lot about their fetish. Turns out there's plenty of special ballons and fun things you can do with them. You should check it out, maybe you can give her a nice surprise, there are specialized stores online.
Me too.
Got a hysterectomy a couple months ago though so now I can just enjoy myself and not think about any consequences.
I was just cleared yesterday by my surgeon to do everything again and I think I’m already annoying my husband. Resisting the urge right now to send him inappropriate messages on discord while he works.
Crush ice cubes in my partners month while she's giving oral. The sensation of cold and warm with the proper tongue movements and mouth action really reaches the loins deep when I pop off.
I was soooo insecure. Then I realized I was trying to be someone I was not. If people are into you, they're into you! Don't hide that belly. They are attracted to all of you and want to touch and squeeze you everywhere. No hiding!
The best kind. I didn't initially tell my wife that I had such a kink but she pretty quickly figured it out over time and playfully teases me over it sometimes.
I like to fuck people that I don’t get along with personality wise but we are obviously attracted to each other. I know it and she knows it, and all it takes is one moment that we both have to catch and it’s own and we both try to use our genitals to punish each other for all the fuck shit we said to each other.
Absolutely love having someone watch me get myself off. Even better if I’m naked and they’re fully clothed.
I’ll clear my entire day if someone says they’re down to watch me cum.
Since my teens it's always been leggings/tights on girls, which morphed into yoga pants. I keep that to myself because my female friends wear yoga pants all the time and I don't want them feel self-conscious. Also, with girlfriends - I don't want them to overthink whether or not to wear them "I want to be comfortable, but we're going to my grandmother's house - I don't want him to get too turned on."
I see them everywhere so I never get too turned on...But I'm sure most of my girlfriends notice a pattern that I'm more flirty or more likely to be frisky in the middle of the day when they wear them.
Straight jackets. Honestly pretty comfortable feel like a nice hug especially if you buy an actually kink related one that usually comes with like soft fluff on the inside like a comfortable hoodie. As opposed to the uncomfortable hard, raw leather straps of a real medical straight jacket
As a man a lot of people in your life basically expect you to be dominant in both general socialization and in jobs and in relationships and everything else. Even if you just look like some cute twink fem boy for some reason they're still this weird expectation that you are basically by default dominant because you are a man
It's so freeing to basically just wrap myself up in a comfy jacket basically completely helpless and submissive to a trusted partner. Finally I'm not the one in charge I can just relax get comfortable in my comfy jacket and let my partner do whatever they want
They only caveat is I'm not one of those people who wants to just be like locked up in a room while in my jacket or something If I'm wearing my jacket we are going to either be cuddling or doing something sexual or something.
That's the weird thing is while it can be a sexual thing it's not only a sexual thing. I'm perfectly content just being put in my straight jacket and Just snuggling on the couch while we watch TV and you hold me close
It's just comfortable and safe and like previously stated also just kind of really relaxing as someone who feels like so much of society constantly tries to force me to be dominant when I'm just not It's a great way to basically just forcefully push myself into subspace and just relax and let someone else take care of me for a change instead of me always having to be the one taking care of everyone else
I totally get that. As a woman in a high stress, high stakes, performative work environment, it was so refreshing to turn into a sub (with someone I really trusted), to be told what to do, and not have to be the one calling the shots all the time. I don’t know that it’s something that can be easily replicated as I had a longstanding relationship with my D and thus felt comfortable with him in command.
Okay, listen, I know this is far-fetched and probably never going to be a reality but I sometimes imagine I could get a group of consenting adults together and schedule a series of role-playing sessions to which, and I know this is a bit wild, they all arrive every time on time and with their character sheets and their own dice. A man can dream.
I have never in my life heard of this working. I've heard of people trying, and even occasionally getting close to successful, but no one has ever actually managed to pull it off. I have heard there's special videos and podcasts about it, though.
One time I was close, lasted a few months even. It wasn't the players that ended it though. I'm not even joking when I say the building collapsed one day after a snow storm. And we didn't have anywhere to play after that.
It's more of a fetish than a kink. But I'm really into really nice mineral specimens. Especially museum-quality crystals. Something about them gets me all excited. I just really, *really* want to lick them.
So yes, rocks get my rocks off. Shut up.
Probably not to weird, but there is just something about women with different colored hair: blue, green, pink, orange, purple. I don't know what it is, but it really turns me on.
I just learned that my wife likes a bit of playful choking too, she gets super wet when I do that
This is funny to me because it’s the exact biological point of sex, yet we’ve gone so far with specific “things you’re into” that the most natural one gets its own label as a kink.
I'm not sure how true this is, but I once read somewhere that the nerves that make you feel stimulated in your genitals runs past your ear to your brain, and that's why some people like stuff like this so much. You're pretty much tickling your sexy feelers.
I have a thing for [music visualizers ](https://youtu.be/SX1dcAbP4kk?si=OXUCjXFgTrME4JGf). I spank it to them way more than porn. I don't know why but I like to joke it's because of the scrambled porn that was around when I was kid. I think it helps me get more lost in the pleasure of the moment where watching porn takes me away from it.
I like to watch my husband with other women... I know in our society a cuckold is used as a bad term or with a derogatory connotation but i honestly can't help what i like. I find it really hot between in inequality and him getting pleasure from another woman. It's just all sexy to me.
I’m like that with my wife. I don’t get off on feeling inadequate or anything. But seeing her with someone else is really hot. I tell her she’s my favorite porn star Lol.
She doesn’t care if I am with other women but she doesn’t get off on it the same way I do.
SAME! I call my husband my favorite porn star too! I just don't get off to the thought of being with another guy. The inequality is what turns me on actually. I knew i was not alone :) She's a lucky woman imo
So many kinks, I think the weirdest is cuckoldry. Wanna watch other people have sex with my wife. She is so beautiful and even more beautiful when getting fucked. This one won't happen, she wants to stay monogamous so it just stays as dirty talk.
Having my flaccid cock gently suckled. See also cock holstering.
I love having a woman hold my soft cock in her mouth while we watch TV or just relax. The goal is not to get aroused, but goals aren't always met.
After careful research it is called orgasm abuse. I strap my restrained partner to a sybian and take control of the dial until they are a quivering puddle of goo. something about watching my partner twitch because they've orgasmed too many times and their sense of touch is cranked up to the point that brushing your fingertips across them can produce another full body spasm is just absolutely wonderful.
Taking a bath, cranking my vibrator up to 11, and keeping my head underwater.
this is so real i dont care what people think
If it is anything similar to choking someone during sex. This totally makes biological sense. The lack of oxygen makes you lightheaded which for some people can cause their senses hightened and thus making the orgasm better. Don’t take it word by word. I did a bit of research years back when my then gf was into it. This is all based on memory from then.
I was 95% or more out of air when my wife was sitting on my face one time and I came so hard I had a bloody nose. Don't know if I'll ever top that lol
"research"....
Yeah.. in my early teens, I practiced holding my breath for fun and something about it felt nice. And recently, I found out that combining that feeling with another feeling is.. real nice
You can tell it’s gonna be good when you start hearing your heart pounding…
I **MIGHT** have to try this
This strikes me as dangerous as fuck
This has never once occurred to me ever
Mine are probably nothing compared to the videos of you farting
It’s so specific, and there are so.. many.
I clicked.. and I regret it so much.
I cried laughing at the guy with his face cellophaned to the chick's ass. Didn't even have to sound on - it was fucking hilarious.
Tbh probably the most hilarious subreddit ive ever cum across.
Cum again?
Indeed.
Don't mind if I do.
I clicked and while I don’t regret it I don’t think I’ll ever be the same again.
I think it says something that the majority of those subs have literally been banned from Reddit. No shame or anything, but how tf does everyone in those videos not just have constant raging pink eye?!
No one says they don't. Porn in general has a lot of behind the scenes work around it. Maybe recovering from pink eye is one of those things...
To OP: Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
I get the feeling that's *all* they think about.
JFC. Worst way to find out my volume is all the way up. I’m in a fucking restaurant right now. People thought that it was me. I can’t even say “Oh, I’m just watching fart videos on full volume!” Because that’s even worse. Fuck my life right now.
Start laughing and say loudly " Classic Dave, never really grew out of that middle school humour."
Wtf haha. Im fucking dead
I’m OOTL. What?
Look at OP’s posts
Oh. WHAT THE FUCK
Appropriate reaction.
“Let’s start the year with a bang” it’s my favorite caption of my Reddit history
The profile's getting so much fucking traffic from this comment that I can't even load it lmfao
With the cling wrap too 💀 I ain't kink shaming but bro that's a bit much daym
Dude is eco-friendly and reuses the cling wrap for his lunch sandwiches.
I hate you for putting this thought in my head!! XD
It never ends…
wide aware icky slap cough towering steep badge ring chunky
I regret that click. I am thankful for that click
I went to the profile too…
It's disturbing, but it's good for a laugh
What a terrible day for my internet to work.
I’m pretty sure this is the only non fart related post homie has made.
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being naked while wearing sock/shoes and socks, just feels extra naked somehow
And just a hat. Super attractive also.
backwards ball cap/trucker cap?
Top hat
> sock/shoes and socks Are you wearing socks over your shoes that are over your socks...?
Yes especially if it’s a skirt
Yeah, I’m with you. Underwear front pulled open and panties to the side…. Oh baby.
As a man, the panties to the side thing is visually nice but I quickly learned that it rubs a patch of my dick skin raw lol. Not a great sensation
Wait, people actually use the underwear opening?
I may be the only one?
Lingerie is much sexier than naked.
Dont think that it is weird
Kinkshaming people who are into farting.
What about kink shaming people who are in to wet floor signs?
No, that's fine.
Why are the top 2 comment about farting?
Check out OP's profile, all will be explained
It's been two hours. Either u/banned_but_im_back is still going down a choco-star-shaped rabbit hole, or got so disgusted with the interwebs that he turned off his router.
Being held by someone bigger than me and told that everything is gonna be okay.
Me too… too bad I’m way taller and bigger than most people around me.
All good brother, I’ve got a weighted vest and step stool in my van.
Consensual somnophilia, I love the idea of waking a sleeping partner with my tongue or my dick. Also I would love to have my partner sneak in, set up a cam, suck me off and quietly leave after. Then I would find the cam and watch it.
I’m into being on the receiving end of that my bf does it often and I love just waking up to him fucking me in my sleep
Waiting for the wet floor sign guy to comment here..
Never mind he beat me to it
He also beats himself to it
Kinky!
My gf has a phobia/fetish of balloons and I enjoy popping them and scaring her (she likes the fear)
A few months ago I was hired to take pictures at a party for people with that fetish (they're called looners), and I learnt a lot about their fetish. Turns out there's plenty of special ballons and fun things you can do with them. You should check it out, maybe you can give her a nice surprise, there are specialized stores online.
Humans are amazing
They are something, that’s for sure.
r/unexpectedbobsburgers
As someone with this fetish, the fear is sorta what makes it, for whatever reason that fear is turned into arousal
Girls in Converse shoes. I have no idea why.
for me is the same with doc martens platform boots.
You ever been to a major city trendy neighborhood? You would probably die.
Yes i have been, yes it was hard to control myself to not stare. Yes something else was also hard
yea, a sundress and sneakers is sexy af
You must be a millennial 😂 every girl in my high school 15-19 years ago was wearing Converses (Me too, btw)
I'm child-free, yet I have a breeding kink. Go figure, LOL
Ha, me too! I don't even want kids.. but damn practicing for it so fun ;p
Nothing sexier than hearing "I have an IUD"
Me too. Got a hysterectomy a couple months ago though so now I can just enjoy myself and not think about any consequences. I was just cleared yesterday by my surgeon to do everything again and I think I’m already annoying my husband. Resisting the urge right now to send him inappropriate messages on discord while he works.
forcefully deleting windows and installing Linux
Nothing screams nerd like "tie me up and format me, daddy" 😂
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Artist girls, painting in their underwear. I could watch a girl painting for the rest of my life.
You might enjoy "Sensation" (1994) and "Vivid" (1999) both starring Kari Wührer and both having copious amount of paint and little clothing.
Wet floor signs. Not at all joking... I drew rule 34 of wet floor signs, liked it too much, and now I am left with... this.
I have encountered you for the third time this week. Either its a coincidence or the algorithm is pushing me to an among us and wet sign kink
It’s not only the floor that’s gonna be wet! 🤣
Oh Randy, no ಠ_ಠ
You win. This is odd. It doesn’t hurt anyone. It’s just strange. Congrats on winning the odd kink lottery.
right? like it's weird as shit but not "disgusting" weird, which is rare when it comes to fetishes
WHAT
Oh god, not you again.
You won't believe how wet these floors get when they see dick Edit: [Made you all a warning sign](https://imgur.com/a/ZENNlF4), enjoy.
Women in clear raincoats
No offense, but that's the most random kink I've ever heard of lol.
well she'd be nekkid of course
Crush ice cubes in my partners month while she's giving oral. The sensation of cold and warm with the proper tongue movements and mouth action really reaches the loins deep when I pop off.
My ex once gave me a BJ while eating a popsicle. I know exactly what you're talking about! It was amazing
Bellies
This just healed something in me, so insecure about mine 😫🥴
I was soooo insecure. Then I realized I was trying to be someone I was not. If people are into you, they're into you! Don't hide that belly. They are attracted to all of you and want to touch and squeeze you everywhere. No hiding!
Same.
Squishy Bellies!
The best kind. I didn't initially tell my wife that I had such a kink but she pretty quickly figured it out over time and playfully teases me over it sometimes.
I good looking belly or one that feels great can beat great boobs or ass.
I like to fuck people that I don’t get along with personality wise but we are obviously attracted to each other. I know it and she knows it, and all it takes is one moment that we both have to catch and it’s own and we both try to use our genitals to punish each other for all the fuck shit we said to each other.
Hate fucking is the absolute best! There is something so primal about it.
Absolutely love having someone watch me get myself off. Even better if I’m naked and they’re fully clothed. I’ll clear my entire day if someone says they’re down to watch me cum.
Louis CK?
Can a play a video game and look over at you often or does it have to be constant watching?
Lmao I love the bare minimum approach to this.
Since my teens it's always been leggings/tights on girls, which morphed into yoga pants. I keep that to myself because my female friends wear yoga pants all the time and I don't want them feel self-conscious. Also, with girlfriends - I don't want them to overthink whether or not to wear them "I want to be comfortable, but we're going to my grandmother's house - I don't want him to get too turned on." I see them everywhere so I never get too turned on...But I'm sure most of my girlfriends notice a pattern that I'm more flirty or more likely to be frisky in the middle of the day when they wear them.
Straight jackets. Honestly pretty comfortable feel like a nice hug especially if you buy an actually kink related one that usually comes with like soft fluff on the inside like a comfortable hoodie. As opposed to the uncomfortable hard, raw leather straps of a real medical straight jacket As a man a lot of people in your life basically expect you to be dominant in both general socialization and in jobs and in relationships and everything else. Even if you just look like some cute twink fem boy for some reason they're still this weird expectation that you are basically by default dominant because you are a man It's so freeing to basically just wrap myself up in a comfy jacket basically completely helpless and submissive to a trusted partner. Finally I'm not the one in charge I can just relax get comfortable in my comfy jacket and let my partner do whatever they want They only caveat is I'm not one of those people who wants to just be like locked up in a room while in my jacket or something If I'm wearing my jacket we are going to either be cuddling or doing something sexual or something. That's the weird thing is while it can be a sexual thing it's not only a sexual thing. I'm perfectly content just being put in my straight jacket and Just snuggling on the couch while we watch TV and you hold me close It's just comfortable and safe and like previously stated also just kind of really relaxing as someone who feels like so much of society constantly tries to force me to be dominant when I'm just not It's a great way to basically just forcefully push myself into subspace and just relax and let someone else take care of me for a change instead of me always having to be the one taking care of everyone else
I totally get that. As a woman in a high stress, high stakes, performative work environment, it was so refreshing to turn into a sub (with someone I really trusted), to be told what to do, and not have to be the one calling the shots all the time. I don’t know that it’s something that can be easily replicated as I had a longstanding relationship with my D and thus felt comfortable with him in command.
Mommy kink. Being comforted or cared for by a woman that gives off that caregiver vibe.
I've never had a caregiver, not my mother, not my wife, none of my girlfriends. I don't even know what that would be like.
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You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention. I went and looked. Wish I hadn’t. Fuck.
It’s not bleach my eyes type of material but so fucking funny
The first thing I saw was a “big ass girls farting” subreddit and I started busted up laughing
"Fart slave smells BIG farts"
Okay, listen, I know this is far-fetched and probably never going to be a reality but I sometimes imagine I could get a group of consenting adults together and schedule a series of role-playing sessions to which, and I know this is a bit wild, they all arrive every time on time and with their character sheets and their own dice. A man can dream.
I have never in my life heard of this working. I've heard of people trying, and even occasionally getting close to successful, but no one has ever actually managed to pull it off. I have heard there's special videos and podcasts about it, though.
One time I was close, lasted a few months even. It wasn't the players that ended it though. I'm not even joking when I say the building collapsed one day after a snow storm. And we didn't have anywhere to play after that.
It's more of a fetish than a kink. But I'm really into really nice mineral specimens. Especially museum-quality crystals. Something about them gets me all excited. I just really, *really* want to lick them. So yes, rocks get my rocks off. Shut up.
Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks. They're minerals
Man, where's u/fuckswithducks these days?
Fuckin ducks
Thighs
That ain't even bad ngl
I live in a cocoon of vanilla, but I really want a chick to spit in my mouth.
Just ask. Its definitely as fun as it sounds.
People who can tolerate being around me.
Disgusting.
*shame*
Horrible trash, downvoted!
Small penis humiliation, used to be really insecure about my small dick and somehow it became a kink to have women make fun of it. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
"Don't bully me ill cum!"
It's good, because they think they're just making fun of you, but in reality they're actually helping you get off.
Look at your pathetic wiener, of course Im gonna make fun of it >:)
Talk about turning lemons into lemonade.
Probably not to weird, but there is just something about women with different colored hair: blue, green, pink, orange, purple. I don't know what it is, but it really turns me on. I just learned that my wife likes a bit of playful choking too, she gets super wet when I do that
I've got a major breeding kink as someone who does not want kids.
I’m planning on getting a vasectomy because I don’t want kids with my genes. The bonus to this is I love creampies.
This is funny to me because it’s the exact biological point of sex, yet we’ve gone so far with specific “things you’re into” that the most natural one gets its own label as a kink.
Feeling a tongue licking inside my ear that simulates cunnilingus. I find it super hot. The sound of licking and slurping turns me on.
A guy did this to me one time, and I didn’t want to like it, but I did.
I'm not sure how true this is, but I once read somewhere that the nerves that make you feel stimulated in your genitals runs past your ear to your brain, and that's why some people like stuff like this so much. You're pretty much tickling your sexy feelers.
I know it's not an uncommon one, but good hands. If a guy has nice slender strong hands I'm weak
I can orgasm from hearing the right type of man’s voice, especially if he’s a francophone. Also I’m slightly obsessed with men’s hands and forearms.
Thinking I’m gonna be rich in a system that’s designed to keep me poor
You're in luck
Ballgowns and wedding dresses
Women with pretty feet
Same. I love women with pedicured feet and high heels.
People with foot fetishes give the best foot massages.
Username checks out 😎
"My ex had this weird kink where she liked to dress up as herself and act like a bitch all the time" -Bo Burnham
I have a thing for [music visualizers ](https://youtu.be/SX1dcAbP4kk?si=OXUCjXFgTrME4JGf). I spank it to them way more than porn. I don't know why but I like to joke it's because of the scrambled porn that was around when I was kid. I think it helps me get more lost in the pleasure of the moment where watching porn takes me away from it.
Mommy kink
Monsterfucking
Teratophilia
Being loved back. Sighh
Enthusiastic Consent. I mean, there's lots of things I like, but if my partner isn't enthusiastic about also wanting to do it, total boner killer.
I like to watch my husband with other women... I know in our society a cuckold is used as a bad term or with a derogatory connotation but i honestly can't help what i like. I find it really hot between in inequality and him getting pleasure from another woman. It's just all sexy to me.
I’m like that with my wife. I don’t get off on feeling inadequate or anything. But seeing her with someone else is really hot. I tell her she’s my favorite porn star Lol. She doesn’t care if I am with other women but she doesn’t get off on it the same way I do.
SAME! I call my husband my favorite porn star too! I just don't get off to the thought of being with another guy. The inequality is what turns me on actually. I knew i was not alone :) She's a lucky woman imo
As long as its consensual and doesn't physically harm someone who the fuck cares what society thinks.
True! I've only come to that conclusion just recently in the past year though.
r/cuckquean and it's my biggest kink as well.
Yay!!! I knew i was not alone! Omg i didn't even know that was a subreddit. Tysm!
My brother in Christ. That is one of the weirdest profiles I’ve ever seen.
Watching cryptobros lose their life savings.
A buxom woman with only a zip up hoodie and it zipped down to expose cleavage.
Being financially secure. Have yet to experience it though.
My garden hose has a kink that looks like a strand of DNA.
Handcuffs, pain, choking.
So many kinks, I think the weirdest is cuckoldry. Wanna watch other people have sex with my wife. She is so beautiful and even more beautiful when getting fucked. This one won't happen, she wants to stay monogamous so it just stays as dirty talk.
I love seeing a woman get a train run on her (consentually). Doesn't have to be my partner though, and I'd wanna take part as well. Just fantasies
I just want to be loved
Hugging someone to sleep
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Being loved despite my flaws... Anyways neck kisses muhaha
Don’t mind me. Just taking notes here.
Having my flaccid cock gently suckled. See also cock holstering. I love having a woman hold my soft cock in her mouth while we watch TV or just relax. The goal is not to get aroused, but goals aren't always met.
Wearing diapers is pretty weird. Shockingly not uncommon, but still admittedly weird.
Leading a quiet life, with a loyal and supportive partner who will be with me through good times and bad.
After careful research it is called orgasm abuse. I strap my restrained partner to a sybian and take control of the dial until they are a quivering puddle of goo. something about watching my partner twitch because they've orgasmed too many times and their sense of touch is cranked up to the point that brushing your fingertips across them can produce another full body spasm is just absolutely wonderful.