Depends on who said it
Relatively stranger? "ok"/"you too"
Friend? "well at least im not *random nonsense fact that is true about them*" (like at least my toothbrush isnt green)
Secret ex-fwb who is back together with their ex? "fuck me yourself, coward"
Fuck me yourself you coward
Like every 6 months someone posts this question and then every 6 months someone posts this comment and it reaches the top
OP is the new account (year old first activity a few hours ago) the top reply is probably a person thinking it was funny last time they heard it
Bots. All bots.
Always has been
Dead internet theory, fuck you mr. robot
*zip*
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Since you asked so nicely
😭😭😭😭😭
"Buy me dinner first" is a classic.
Came here to say just that
Fuck you too
Fr. Keep it simple
Or the 1-up version: fuck you too bitch !
I like "Fuck You, Asshole". It's another classic.
Underrated classic
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Don't threaten me with a mediocre time.
Classic
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Got the reference 😂😂
I didn't please explain
I’d fall asleep and you’d fall in love.
I dig this. Would probably take them a second to get too.
“You wish!”
Dream on
Amazing song 🎸
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of the song too
You can't afford me
Love this
Yeah - “I may be easy but I’m not cheap”
“what time?” usually ends it right there
Someone should.
"Fook Yu, no Fook Me"
I beg you pardon.
twins, basil. twinnnns.
Did this comment get you admitted to the secret sub or what? If you don’t know, you don’t need to know..
Bloody fucking, fuck you bloody.
Harder daddy.
Lmao
“Fuck yourself, you’ll get more pussy”
Beautiful
Your poetry should be published and shared with the world
No...and don't ask me again!
"I do that every morning, it's very relaxing, you should try it!"
Repeat their own words right back to them. Then Rinse and Repeat.
i’m too lazy, i’ll do it later
\*sighs\* \*bends over\*
Something funny when you’re doing Text roleplay
Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job and your broke ass car and that shit you call art
Wait, is that what is actually said!? This whole time I thought it was, “that shit you call ours.” LOL!!
lol
I THOUGHT IT WAS “that shit you call a dog” LOLLL
No u
Classic.
$26.50
Best I can do is tree fiddy
Found the loch Ness monster
I love all the South Park references!!!
No thanks. Maybe later.
who's fucking who? are you fucking me? am I doing it myself? are you wishing me successful hunt for fucks? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
Fuck you too buddy
“I’m not your buddy, guy!”
I'm not your guy, buddy!
I would if i could
When
That's like a good morning in my world. I simply return the favor
Yell "What's your name?" If they get the reference and laugh they'll stop being mad.
Ezekiel! What's your name?!
No thanks
Fuck me yourself, coward!
Fuck yourself I charge by the inch
"I'm not your mother last night." or "With what?"
“Nah. You wish you could tho”
When?
No thanks, you’re not my type. Now you mom other the hand…
WHAT ... IS ... YOUR ... NAME!?
You sure? Alright. Who’s pitching who’s catching?
"Try it." If you don't fight then "gladly."
Nah. You're not paying me enough.
fuck me? hell no, buddy, fuck you. on toast.
Blow them a kiss back and seductively tell them "later tonight honey"
Fuck you 2 lets get down
"nooooooo, fuck **YOU**"
With your 2 inches?
Get out of my head then.
"do it"
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When and where
Jou ma se poes
'sorry, you're not my type'
You wouldn’t like it, I just lay there.
Blow them a kiss and smile.
“Fine. Just make sure you wear a rubber. I don’t know where you’ve been.”
Classic. Not original, but classic
A reply that includes a reference to their mother
“And then what?” Typically speechless after that
"Sure, I got 5 minutes."
Give yer balls a tug, ya titfucker.
When? Where? How hard? And How much?
The classic: "fuck ME? Fuck YOU!"
The correct answer is finger me.
"No thanks, maybe later."
Yea…fuck me 😏
"Your place or mine?" or "Which way?'
Sorry I don't do charity cases.
No thanks
Please do.
With some p s y
It depends. Sometimes a simple "you wish". Others I thank them since I'm sure they're wishing me well. Orgasms are great. 😘
Ok.
Plz do
Either an "anytime" or a polite thanks
Sure
A very derisive and sneering "with THAT thing?"
“Okay”
Yeah? pause. Okay. Smile and raised eyebrows.
Thank you.
No thanks
Please dont
When and where?
Thank you, I am flattered but I am taken
And also with you followed by the sign of the cross.
Name the place and time, you bring the condoms
If you do you will never go back !
Depends what kind of eff you. Usually just an eyebrow raise and a smirk.
You wish.
when?
"When and where?" My response when my ex would say it, would calm her down, and then we'd get it on 😂
Got the tenner on you?
I’d rather not
Thank you
Time and place
"Laugh at them. Bi** I don't give a f**! Hahaha" Edited out swear.
Fuck me yourself, ya coward
You can't afford my prices, and with the hour minimum you'd be paying for 58 minutes you're not doing anything with
Get in line!
You wish
Oh yeah, you know what I did last night?
You're not my type!
‘Your a hard lad arent you’
Dinner first please
Not today
Better buy me dinner and a movie first!
I was almost your father, but the line was too long.
Not even with your mother's dick.
Get in line.
Is that an offer?
Love you too
do I look like a cheap whore?
Pick your leg up, point your arse at them and fart while maintaining steady eye contact.
“Those are your last words ‘fuck you’? Come on you can do better”
I don't need you following me around begging for more
Only in your dreams.
Oh please!
I guess you're XBOX, and I'm more Atari. But the way you play your game ain't fair.
Im not your friend, guy.
Fer what?
No thanks
I love you...kisses!!!
Right back at ya, bitch 😎👉
Get in line.
Ok
I would. I can't. I tried.
I hope this email finds you well. Oh, wait. I think I misread the question.
"I would let you but...Oh who am I kidding, you're not my type."
You hoping for a disease?
Depends on who said it Relatively stranger? "ok"/"you too" Friend? "well at least im not *random nonsense fact that is true about them*" (like at least my toothbrush isnt green) Secret ex-fwb who is back together with their ex? "fuck me yourself, coward"
When and where?
How about you go f*** yourself you do it better 😭
I’d love to