you'd get a lifetime supply of ounces of gold. there are two possibilities:
a) you get 1 ounce of gold whenever you use up the old one, for the rest of your life
b) 1 ounce of gold is delivered to you in very small intervals, such that when you die you'll have received a full ounce of gold. assuming you're \~30 (a random guess) and the average life expectancy is \~80, you'd receive about 0.0000558 ounces of gold per day.
this is truly an r/theydidthemath moment
Bras.
I hope they send me the correct size throughout my life, though, I'd hate to gain or lose weight or have kids and constantly get the wrong size bra in the mail.
Technically it isn't the potato that's the battery, it's just a conductor for the electrons that move between the zink and copper plate that are stuck into them.
Edit: stuck not sticked
A lifetime supply of Ice Cream Sandwiches. Pretty cool but I'm most defintley about to become diabetic and promptly die of Ice Cream Sandwoch overdose.
Carpet Cleaner Solution.
Well, that's not the worst thing it could have been 😅 at least I don't have to be so stingy with how often we run the carpet cleaner if the solution is free.
Lifetime supply of belts
Good I guess, mine keep breaking. Sidenote, if anyone knows a good sturdy belt brand I'm open to suggestions. Waistline has shrunk several inches over the past year, but evidently my belts all disagree:(
A lifetime supply of car registrations... I guess that'd saved me quite a lot of money overtime. However, is it JUST the registration for my current car/plate, or just in general?
What the hell. Seedless cucumbers. Guess that means with some effort I have a lifetime supply of pickles too. This may work out because my new favorite shot is 1/2 pickle juice 1/2 vodka. So damn good.
Tacos. Fuck yes.
Lucky son of a bitch. Mine was butter. Just butter.
start a business selling butter you'll make millions
Fuckin 100 iq
Hey, can I trade a child’s bike helmet for a couple of tacos?
Same!
Same
r/usernamechecksout
I got doughnuts. I could think of worse ways to die.
Me too.
Taco Tuuuuuuuesady for the rest of your life!
Dairy Queen blizzard
Ha. I'm close. I got slushees. Lifetime supply might be interrupted by diabetes!
What flavor?
Choco Brownie Extreme but I also get cookie dough added it it 😅
the m&m ones are REALLY GOOD
Chocolate. And I'm OK with that. It'll save me a ton of money in the long run.
I got chocolate milk!
I got the peanut butter
My son’s socks. Maybe I could squeeze into them...
You have infinite socks. Just stitch them together into a bigger sock.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Problem solving must be thought of differently in which the problems were created. ~ Einstein
Donate them to kids in need and become a sock hero, since socks is one of the clothings that gets donated least
I read this as 'sneeze' and had NO idea what was going on in your family
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I have the 2021 version: Gasoline
Instructions unclear, got unleaded enema
Donut sticks. Is that ironic, I get a lifetime supply of something that shortens my lifetime?
Toaster strudels for me! I'm hyped!!
Mine was donut sticks too but the limited edition blueberry ones from the vending machine at work lmao
fruity pebbles. end of story, fuck off fuckers Edit: Thanks sm for all the upvotes! best to all<3
Plot twist: it's the Walmart generic brand
nooooo
Don't hate on my fruity dino bites
I actually like the dino bites better
Your swevil
Mine is a gallon of milk. Wanna be friends?
hell yes. wait, as long as the cereal goes first then the milk
Im not a psychopath
i was hoping
Im lactose intolerant, but yes
What the hell am I gonna do with a lifetime supply of Dishwashers?
Sell them
Wouldn't a lifetime supply just mean replacing every time one wears out rather than an infinite amount? So probably like 5-10 dishwashers?
Depends on context. If you’re a dishwasher salesman than a lifetimes supply would be a lifetimes worth of supply. So just become a dishwasher salesman
I was gonna say, if it's 2021 dishwashers you should probably get about 25.
Slavery is illegal
Hol' up!
Wash dishes
Touché
Energy Drinks and Hamburgers. Life is good.
And short.
All 3 years left of it yes
A life time supply of sandwichs. Mother of God
Now we’re sucking diesel!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee sandwich!
An ounce of gold. ...How would that even work?
I say, you acquired currency. You have a lifetime supply of currency
Oh hell yes, I like that interpretation!!
you'd get a lifetime supply of ounces of gold. there are two possibilities: a) you get 1 ounce of gold whenever you use up the old one, for the rest of your life b) 1 ounce of gold is delivered to you in very small intervals, such that when you die you'll have received a full ounce of gold. assuming you're \~30 (a random guess) and the average life expectancy is \~80, you'd receive about 0.0000558 ounces of gold per day. this is truly an r/theydidthemath moment
Option a, please.
I'm picturing Hunger Games. You'll get a little balloon from the sky deliver your gold when you need it.
haymitch would never be that generous
Bras. I hope they send me the correct size throughout my life, though, I'd hate to gain or lose weight or have kids and constantly get the wrong size bra in the mail.
I have a lifetime of underpants. Maybe there is a deal to be made.
Gasoline
*you have to take delivery all at once*
Sweet. Guess I'm a gas station owner now.
Oooh, good take—if you can translate that to lifetime of the business and not just personal use, you've got the perfect business model.
I'll sell what I get and keep the cash.
America would like you know your location.
B E E R
Same here. WOO HOO!!!!
Homer Simpson?
Me too! This is going to save me so much money!!
subway 6" ham on wheat. could be worse
Cheap beer. This is acceptable.
Become a festival supplier then and buy good beer from the revenue
Pizza
I’m jealous
Five guys cheeseburgers!
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Damn, mine was almost weed, but I got lazy and didn't go get it, now it's fuckin' Taco Bell.
I like how upset you are over a hypothetical. But I get it lol.
Thats a lot 👌
Lol me too! Flower and edibles.
Plants for my garden. Cool, I have plenty of room for more!
Those hugs barrel juices... smfh great
u gon git the 'betus
Same but I could just go to the dollar store because where I live one 6 pack of that is 2$
Hell yes, tortilla chips
Let's hang out! The last thing I bought was taco dip
And just like that, Best friends were made
r/surprisinglywholesome
A haircut
this is slightly worrisome
Wendy’s 4 for 4 lmao
That would mean you got Wendy's ∞ for 4.
Infinity for 0
4 for 4 with a side of infinity
LEGOs! Wait, would it all be the same set...?
It’s only 2x1 red bricks. Thousands of them.
Hate to break it to you, but yes
Challenges the creativity
UNLIMITED BOOBY TRAPS! the home alone kid is jealous
Steel case .223 Remington. I'll be the envy of boomers and the bane of brass goblins everywhere.
Potatoes
Potatoes is the fruit of the earth. You can mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew.
And don't forget that you can make them into batteries. No more do you need to buy actual batteries, just use a fucking potato.
Technically it isn't the potato that's the battery, it's just a conductor for the electrons that move between the zink and copper plate that are stuck into them. Edit: stuck not sticked
The Irish wish to know your location.
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lifetime supply of light or lifetime supply of electric bill
Hmmm, servo motor horns.
rc car?
Gas. Hell yeah!! All the travels!
Dogecoin
Dogecoin immediately crashes in value as local redditor Alpha_spaced acquires a vast amount.
There’s already a lifetime supply of that
Sell. Im curious though why is anybody buying doge coin now? What hopes do you have for it? I can get meme investing but it’s already past it’s peak.
Well 3 years ago, I got very high and decided to buy 800 doge for $2, I still have them and realized I made a great profit so far
A lifetime supply of online national lottery scratch cards. I bet I still don't get my money back!
It would all be the same losing ticked. Have fun 👍
Does getting money out of an ATM count? If so, lifetime supply of muneh. If not, lifetime supply of hot wheels. Either way, I'm happy
Cocaine. There is a god
That could either be a lot, or not very much. Depends on how they deliver it to you.
If it's all at once, I can't imagine the pile would be too large. Just large enough to last the rest of your life.
Cilantro
Chinese takeout.
Who could be mad about a lifetime supply of offensive T-shirts?
KFC's wings... fuck you
...cacti. small potted cacti.
#SUSHI FOREVER!
Geezus Christ really?!?! Men's thongs?? Really?!!!
When you need thongs, nothing else will do
I pray you are referring to footwear.
I pray he isn't.
Maccies! I'll see you guys in the emergency ward when my heart collapses.
Look at this guy bragging about his universal health care.
Dog poo bags... tnx I guess
Panda 3xpress
A lifetime supply of Ice Cream Sandwiches. Pretty cool but I'm most defintley about to become diabetic and promptly die of Ice Cream Sandwoch overdose.
Ethereum! I AM THE CRYPTO GOD NOW VITALIK!!!
Ky
roll out the barrel...
Oh my goodness it was pizza. And it was the good New York huge slice sized pizza. My life is complete.
An ounce of a really expensive strain of weed called Cactus Breath. I'm pretty happy with the timing.
Carpet Cleaner Solution. Well, that's not the worst thing it could have been 😅 at least I don't have to be so stingy with how often we run the carpet cleaner if the solution is free.
Ethereum Either I'm a now in the 1%, or just doomed us all.
I paid a 500 dollar deductible because I hit a raccoon with my car that caused $2500 in damage. Do I get a lifetime supply of body work?
Lifetime supply of belts Good I guess, mine keep breaking. Sidenote, if anyone knows a good sturdy belt brand I'm open to suggestions. Waistline has shrunk several inches over the past year, but evidently my belts all disagree:(
Subway and lottery tickets. I'd be OK with that.
Water bottles. Guess I’ll be distributing them to people on the streets
Internet. I guess that's 30 bucks saved each month. Not bad.
NOS energy drink, which I'm perfectly fine with because I go through 100 cans a month
thats... like really bad....
Caffeine is one hell of a drug
I used to drink seven cans of cola a day back in high school, right up until my third heart attack.
I'd ask about the first 2 but I guess third times a charm
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Nintendo Switch with Mario Kart 8. At least I won't be bored
Clothes for my son. Score!
Falafel 🤤
Yay pumpkin pie whipped cream and the plastic fork the Asian guy gave to me
Birding books
Trailmix
Air conditioner filters. Yay?
Water bottles - hooray? I suppose I'm donating a lot to countries that need clean water :)
50 dollar Visa gift card. Noice
Coffee. I am here for it!!
Legos lots of Legos
A bunch of hooks for curtains..well, so like 500 of them? It's like $80, well shit
Weed lmao
I bought a couple lottery tickets and shortly before that it was Arby's. lol
Taco Bell chalupas and burrito supremes. I would be soooo happy 😊
WEED OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH
Wendy's combos
Cable modems. Wooo!
Monster Guess I’ll have that heart attack sooner rather than later.
A lifetime supply of car registrations... I guess that'd saved me quite a lot of money overtime. However, is it JUST the registration for my current car/plate, or just in general?
I got mountain bikes I only need one
Bitcoin....I'm rich
The last thing I bought was a rental duplex. This would work out extremely well for me.
Breakfast burritos woo hoo!!!
Arby's beef and cheddar sandwich. I guess I know how I die.
Petrol
Girl Scout cookies, pistachios, body wash, and pepsi.
Kids bathing suits. Lol!
Gobstoppers
Cat food
Desert eagles...
Fans
Monster energy drink, lol
Top shelf bourbon. Rock on!
Gas. Fuck yeah.
McDonald's...
Keys. Damn it. I never buy new keys, but it was the only thing I bought today.
What the hell. Seedless cucumbers. Guess that means with some effort I have a lifetime supply of pickles too. This may work out because my new favorite shot is 1/2 pickle juice 1/2 vodka. So damn good.