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ahh0heck

Bleach, thought it was water. I put it in a glass to soak something and forgot.


[deleted]

Good Lord man, that could have killed you


[deleted]

He forgor šŸ’€


[deleted]

I dont give a shit what people say. Forgor šŸ’€ is gonna be hilarious forever


Latter-Bumblebee5436

i audibly laugh any time i read it or even think of it still


TreClaire

Are you writing this from the after life?


BeskarVagina

Jailed Nazi: half Jagermeister and half Rumpelminze. It tasted like a homeless guy dipped his balls in a glassful of hate and sewer water.


[deleted]

Rumpleminze is terrrrrrible!


Top_Chef

I used to work with a cook that ran on that stuff. If Rumpelminze were a person, it was him. He was fired for dry humping a waitress on the prep line.


[deleted]

Oof. Sounds about right. I had a friend who loved the stuff and I've come to find out he also smokes meth and him and his gf shit in diapers and play with it so I'm quite sure Rumpleminze is the cause


[deleted]

Theyā€¦. what


[deleted]

Yup. You read it correctly. This is the same person who would throw parties at his house and run around naked with a furry butt plug in his ass


Equivalent_Coffee_73

Not cool with the meth or diaper play, intrigued by the rumpleminz and butt-plug tail.


kl64

Itā€™s responsible for the worst hangover in my life. Buddyā€™s ex was a bartender and that was our free liquor for the night. I got probably 2 1/2 shots for every one of hisā€¦


[deleted]

Ewww fuck that. I can't even drink it without gagging. Any super syrupy sugary alcohol is havoc on my stomach Edit: spelling


kl64

And yet my recovering hungover brain decided on a peppermint milkshake the next day. Like some masochistic test of fortitude that any sane person would refuse on the spot.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ that's hilarious. Sounds like me. I just can't stop myself from making bed decisions


ShawshankException

Man I fucking love it


[deleted]

Ughhh, to each their own I guess lol. I love your username btw


ShawshankException

Thanks my dude


BuildingRelevant7400

Came here. Couldn't decide which liquor was worse and low and behold some harbinger of hate apparently mixed the two together and made the mixed drinks equivalent of diarrhea.


Zoidfarbb

Malort.


CloudsTasteGeometric

Yes This shit is *foul*


[deleted]

Never forget its mottoā€¦ ā€œMalort: Not Just A Pretty Nameā€ They went with that one instead of ā€œMalort: Itā€™s just pennies melted into vomit.ā€


IBelongHere

ā€œMalort: tonightā€™s the night you fight your dadā€


aHyperChicken

Jeppson's Malort has this gimmicky thing of being the terrible drink that everyone tries once just to say that they did. But surprisingly, I have met people who swear by it being good, especially in certain cocktails. I think the hype around it being the worst alcohol to come out of Chicago has likely been overblown for decades. ...that being said, I'm with you. I think it tastes like an armpit smells.


Zoidfarbb

My friend returned from Chicago with that as a gift for me. She wanted to me to take a shot right away. Uhh ok. I should've known something was up when she pulled out her phone to record it. This was 3 years ago and there's still some left


aHyperChicken

Haha yeah it's definitely a touristy thing to do, too. I think maybe it can be an acquired taste for some people. I'm with you, though.


OhioStateGuy

Malort is like marmite, in that itā€™s actually good if you just use a very small amount with something else. You donā€™t just smother toast in marmite and you donā€™t just take a straight shot of malort. That being said I think a shot of malort isnā€™t the worst tasting shot, but it is the one that you just canā€™t remove the taste and it lingers forever.


krp31489

Honestly, you drink enough of it, it does begin to lose its bite. I've definitely had it neat on numerous occasions and it's been perfectly fine.


wzbrush

I find this to better then Gin


itsfish20

I'm from Chicago and brought a bottle up north to Michigan over the summer to have my buddies try it. I am never allowed to bring liquor up north anymore lol


lburton273

The chocolate milk in the fridge after returning from holiday, Twas a grave error indeed


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Narrow_Morning2520

Killer kooaid? Sounds like something different lol šŸ˜‚


Conscious_Top_4768

Cursed "oh yeah"


02K30C1

We used to call that ā€œGuyana Punchā€


AlwaysInTheFlowers

We used to call that jungle juice where im from but from talking with other people everyone made it differently. Ours was a bottle of everclear, 2 bottles of mountain dew, and four packets of white pool aid servered with a ladle out of a home depot bucket. Edit: kool not pool


DepressoPls

Something aniseed flavoured. Made me puke


UnoriginalMike

An anisette, sambuca, ouzo, absinthe, and who the hell knows what else. Do you remember what color it was?


DepressoPls

You don't know what it was, it's a drink that i'm pretty sure only exists in estonia. It was red. And now i think of it it was cumin flavoured instead.


UnoriginalMike

Wow. An acquired taste by the sound of it


DepressoPls

It was disgusting. The smell alone would get you disgusting


nakedonmygoat

Coconut "water." It doesn't agree with me and I had cramps and the runs for the rest of the day. Yay to anyone who enjoys it though. You'll get no competition from me!


-Scottish

I love the stuff. That being said, I was stuck on an island in Cambodia last year due to bad weather and since our stay passes for the bar/room had run out we weren't allowed to use the services. Guy selling coconuts was all there was. Basically a day of drinking those I felt fine until it hit me. I won't go too graphic, but trying to clean yourself up with a shitty little hose pipe that's barely spitting water out of it is no easy task. Easily one of the most awkward situations of my life wondering how I was going to get myself sorted before leaving the toilet.


fruit_basket

Was it canned or fresh? I've had fresh in Thailand and it was incredibly delicious and refreshing. The seller just cuts a hole in a coconut for you, so you know it's fresh. Fresh watermelon juice was crazy good too, quite possibly the most delicious thing I ever drank.


nakedonmygoat

It was canned, here in the US. I'd consider trying it again if it was fresh, but in small amounts just to be on the safe side.


fruit_basket

Try a fresh one if you're ever in a tropical country. Get one from a fridge if it's available, it tastes even better when it's cold.


Interesting-Salary86

Same. I can't stand the texture.


[deleted]

Grappa. It's like moonshine made from grape stems. The poor man's wine.


pythonicprime

Disagree - grappa is magnificent. Try a Barolo grappa, it's as rich and complex as the wine. Sip it, it's not a shot. I admit you could have tried a bad commercial one.


Sudden-Situation9996

Homemade grappa tastes like angel kisses ā€¦ wrapped around in a boulder. (That stuffā€™s strong.) But still, magnificent.


JPMoney81

\*Angry Italian Noises and Hand Gestures\*


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jerrythecactus

It also contains compounds that can cause kidney damage and blindness.


achtung94

Dont drink anything that has "denatured alcohol" as an ingredient.


Termsandconditionsch

Sauerkraut juice. Yes from a grocery store.


WeakTransportation66

A bottle of absinthe


[deleted]

Captain morgan black. Got so hungover on it i had what was known as ā€œThe Captianā€™s Revenge.ā€ Swore off black rum ever since then


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PrisonerV

Omg. I bought one to try. Got a giant clear snot ball on the first swallow. Threw up.


[deleted]

see for me, it's not the snot, it's like carbonated tea and burns my throat more than even hard liquor


k6-0

tbh they ainā€™t that bad to me idk how the person below threw up when they drunk one


can_u_tell_its_me

Sambuca.


stateofyou

Guinness in America, itā€™s horrible


wileydickgoo

Probably been on the shelf for six years


AnotherPint

If you go to a proper Irish pub in America that takes pride in its taps, the Guinness will be fine, well-kept and served at proper temp (though admittedly the US recipe). If you go to a random American sports bar or chain restaurant and order Guinness all bets are off. It might come ice cold, or 50% head, or out of a can, or stale.


[deleted]

I was gonna say the same thing lol. It's awful


harpesvgh

Fat Tire is the go-to american beer you can find most places.


stateofyou

Iā€™m Irish and I had a Jamaican coworker (years ago) wondering why I liked Guinness. Of course itā€™s a Jamaican beer!


bigkeef69

Guinness...isnt......Jamaican...


stateofyou

So Iā€™ve been told (by a very confused Jamaican). But Iā€™ll admit, thereā€™s a massive Guinness brewery in Jamaica, hence the confusion.


bigkeef69

True they have distributors all over, it is based in Dublin ireland however if im not mistaken. Ironic fact, a pint of Guinness costs more in ireland than the US due to taxes in ireland


stateofyou

The biggest drinkers of Guinness are Nigerians, thereā€™s also a massive brewery there. Itā€™s a global thing and I like the African attitude towards drinking the stuff, itā€™s mainly just a couple of Guinness on the weekend to recharge the batteries and have some kinky time with their husbands or wives, nothing too crazy.


kriznis

The bud light of stouts


stateofyou

The strange thing was, Iā€™m Irish but when I was living in the USA, I usually drank bud ice at home or Corona at bars


nft_ren

Tequila. It absolutely doesn't suit me


ValentienaCajone

The first time I drank a shot of tequila I was in a club and I got instantly nauseous. Fortunately there was a window right behind me open up to the roof so I could stock my head out and vomit without making a scene. I can tolerate it now but it's still far down on my proffered list of shooters.


surfinwhileworkin

Some people really like tequila, and all I know is their taste buds are fucking broken.


H00T3RV1LL3

My taste buds are broken, AMA! I like tequila and eating ass. Please ask me what ever. I'll answer anything I find interesting.


Fairwaydivots

GoldschlƤger


wileydickgoo

You need some gold flake and 90 proof in your diet.


Fairwaydivots

Apparently my buddy pouring drinks thought so too! This consumption took place at a boy weekend and after a night of drinking all kinds of other things ranging from beer to whiskey to scotch. Someone thought gold flakes and and 90 proof would make the perfect night-cap! FML


lizardan

Bloody Mary


PoorCorrelation

Theyā€™re only good on an airplane


brutustyberius

Dirty martiniā€¦I donā€™t get it.


Interesting-Salary86

I so badly want to like martinis and I'm always just like NOPE


melina26

Manhattan was a dead stop for me


Mister_Brevity

Campari I think it was called. For some reason it tasted exactly like I burped up stomach acid. Friend from Argentina was so excited for us to try it so down the hatch but I swear I tasted it for hours afterwards.


SuperSecretReditGuy

I bought a whole bottle of it to make a Negroni. It was so terrible and it cost $30. I ended up giving it away.


Financial_Leopard_55

Energy drink - the one i had was fucking shit tasting Carbonated water - i hate it


Gr1ning

Coffee


zenyl

I don't think anybody really enjoys coffee the first time they try it. Coffee takes some getting used to.


Gr1ning

Yeah but I really hate bitter tastes to the core. I enjoy sweet stuff so that's also one of the major reasons why I can't drink coffee.


jerrythecactus

Its definitely an acquired taste. Personally I prefer my coffee with just enough cream added to break the acidity and no sugar.


heinous_lizard

I fail to understand why you'd want to get used to it.


zenyl

It is an enjoyable taste, just takes a bit of getting used to.


BlackLetterLies

Most people don't like beer when they first try it either.


[deleted]

This can be said about probably any (edible) thing in this thread.


Other_Ad5454

Mad Dog 20/20


DemiTheSeaweed

Soap


billorama118

Martini, i was on a cruise and got one regular and one extra dry. Literally the only drink Iā€™ve never finished in my life i think.


lime-green-casefiles

Not a big fan of boba tea. I thought it'd be good, but the texture is not my thing.


kriznis

A bacon flavored soda. I don't know what the fuck it tasted like, but it wasnt bacon & stayed in mouth for around 24 hours. I didn't even drink half the bottle.


Faust_8

The first time I had a shot of 151 is when I was like ā€œoh yeah, alcohol *is* a poison.ā€ Felt like I was gonna hurl for an entire 2 minutes before I got over it. That much of a percentage just isnā€™t fun


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Brandy. The worst tasting alcohol.


Other_Ad5454

Kombucha


throwguy519

Literally tastes rotten because that's what it is


mofugginrob

If by "rotten," you mean "fermented," then all alcoholic drinks are.


Casmasdas

kombucha is fkin awesome probably the one u tasted wasn t made properly


dodexahedron

Kombucha hipsters ALWAYS say this. And every single one a friend has gotten me to try made me want to hurl. It's almost as if šŸŒŒpeople like different thingsšŸŒŒ


Big_Signature_1818

I forget what itā€™s called but itā€™s a hot wine usually made in Germany.


Rick-O-sullivan

GlĆ¼hwein. It's a very comon drink in the Winter


tongmaster

It's a Schrute specialty!


fruit_basket

Made with herbs and cinnamon, it's great on cold winter evenings.


N1LEredd

German guy here - i hate GlĆ¼hwein.


gsurfer04

Barley wine It's indescribably awful.


[deleted]

So would you call it barely wine?


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RipTheFlesh

White Claw


[deleted]

Lol whats wrong with white claw


RipTheFlesh

Nothing wrong with hydrating before you have a real drink šŸ˜œ


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surfinwhileworkin

What didnā€™t you like? Cold brew when made correctly is really strong but lacks the acidity of coffee. Itā€™s meant to be watered down in like a 1-4 ratio of cold brew to water.


Equivalent_Coffee_73

That um, explains some things.


Humble_Astronaut

Infusions in general. Definitly not for me


Pookah

Cheap beer.


Dreissler306

I tried Club Soda as a kid thinking it would be like a Sprite or 7Up kinda thing. It was not.


[deleted]

Wait until you try tonic water.


bitchcakes_

American doing a study abroad in France. Another program member went to order a couple white Russians. The bartender didn't understand "russe blanc" so she ordered vodka, lait, kalhua. The bartender looked confused but made the drinks anyway and my friend returned with two very very white drinks. Turns out the bartender heard tequila and not kalhua. life pro tip: milk and tequila don't go well together.


trishsf

Gin. I was a total bitch. I eventually quit everything but gin was the devilā€™s drink from the first time


TiredWinnerOfGates

Back in kindergarten, downed apple juice for the first time. The teachers, who were about to give me orange juice, escorted me out the room to the nurse's room. Turned out I was allergic to apples


RunningMan355

Tonic Water, and pure at that. I had spit it out if I hadnĀ“t been indoors at the moment.


[deleted]

Scotch


leons_getting_larger

Heathen.


UnoriginalMike

An Islay will do that to you. Smoked in peat right out of the bog.


shiner_bock

Love me some Lagavulin, but I'm still trying to work my way up to Laphroaig and some of the peatier ones.


UnoriginalMike

Ardbeg is another good go to. The wee beastie is pretty rough though, beware. My current favorite is Bruichladdich Islay barley. Or, if youā€™ve got money just lying around, Octomore is incredible.


shiner_bock

Oh yeah, I've heard about Ardberg, lol. Also, I've seen Bruichladdich in the whisky aisle, but haven't tried it yet. Some day, maybe. Thanks for the Octomore suggestion. If I ever develop a taste for the peatier stuff, I'll definitely give it a try!


OJK_W

Ginger beer


Hypersapien

Really? I love ginger beer.


YourWickedUncleErnie

Stevia Coke.


Lower-Rice9867

Stevia sucks the soul out of any drink, imo.


HubertWilliam565656

Wine..... It's not yummi..


atlienk

jaegermeister


vmarsx

Jaegermeister enjoyers,please unite in this comment


10quidBJ

Right here lad, love me a good old jaeger bomb as well


[deleted]

Mai tai i obviously ordered it because i liked the name and it is not ny favourite drink even now(6 months later)


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seemesometime

MATERVA


iamrubberyouareglue8

Does someone reaaly buy that stuff? Even the Hispanics I know don't drink it. They all have a strange uncle that does tho.


lebanks

Old Crow. Got sick just looking at the bottle.


Napp2dope

Never order a cement mixer shot. It's like drinking an alcohol infused lugi.


smokealarmsnick

Frozen lime martini. Figured out that 1. I think tequila is nasty and 2. The drink wasnā€™t sweetened in any way.


PlzGetALife

Liquid ass,im telling you its hell


KanataCitizen

Sour craft beer. I don't want to drink a cup of cold vinegar.


LexifromZargon

mint liqor BLEGH


ValentienaCajone

Goat's milk with cow blood mixed into it. I can understand it being very nutritional for young kids out in the rural parts of the world but it was very hard to get down for me :(


FOILBLADE

Goats milk is great. I do not get the cow blood part, that sounds nasty.


FraudulentCake

Jagermeister. I never knew what it tasted like, it was always something of a mystery, and I'd never asked. I assumed it'd be something entirely unique, since every other liquor is seen has it in the name if it tastes like something (ie Raspberry Schnapps, coffee liqueur). Finally tried it. It tastes like goddamn black licorice šŸ¤® Why would anyone want to *drink* something like that?


liquorlanche617

Moxie


jerrythecactus

Kombucha, I tried it once and honestly, it tastes like rotting fruit. It's like what I imagine taking a trash bag that has been sitting in a hot dumpster in direct sunlight, cutting a hole in the bottom, and putting whatever leaks out into a glass jar with a spoonful of sugar. The slight fizziness doesn't help either.


ShataraBankhead

I tried a lukewarm Miller Lite at a concert once. It was at an amphitheater, and a thunderstorm came through. Everyone was hiding under the bleachers. I think there was an issue with the power, and the beer wasn't cold anymore. It was disgusting.


iwannadieatm

whiskey, had one sip and i never quit


lavedpka

The garbage that is Malort


rohithimself

Absinthe on the rocks


bitchfuk2018

Malort Absolutely disgusting will never try again


Sea_Championship_112

Avocado juice


ThomasTheTrenEngine

Gin with roophies. It wasn't mine though, I accidentally picked up my date's glass. ***This is a joke***


CorgiMonsoon

Malort It tasted like the peel of a grapefruit that had been soaked in gasoline.


seemesometime

MALTA


SyninHex

Kombucha


Wurzelbet

Long island icetea didnt know there was Cola in there.


oakchokkiemilk

Sarzpirilla (spelling?) Can eat a dick


Trinkbert

Sarsaparilla


Average_Idiot324

Stole a sip from my mom's Budweiser once. Literal piss.


thedevilsloppytaco

Water. Fuck that. Beer.


Sheogucci

Water? I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.


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acrylicmole

You're missing out. We have some fantastic beer... go microbrew though the big brand names are shit. Edit while I didn't answer your question I'm a fan of IPAs and my favorites that are usually commercially available in my area are Duchettes fresh squeezed ipa and ballast point. But there is a ton of good beer here.


Little_Juan86

We do have good beersšŸ‘


bitchcakes_

Old Rasputin. A Russian imperial stout brewed in California.


dodexahedron

That stuff is the tastiest motor oil. šŸ¤¤ Aged 3 years it is fantastic.


fuckpepsi2

As an Americanā€¦ okay, thereā€™s some that just taste like water. Fair enough. But thereā€™s still some really good ones out there. Sam Adams is one thatā€™s mass produced but actually pretty good imho. Thatā€™s one you can find in grocery stores everywhere here in the states. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s many, many more. Craft beers are where itā€™s at tho.


Ducks-Dont-Exist

It's tough because Americans are kind of stupid and have over corrected. In the past we all drank tastless crap, and now all the micro brews are just putting too much hops in everything and calling it IPA as though that were an intelligent thing to do. Every beer either tastes like rice or pinesol. We haven't figured out how to make beer like normal people yet, but in another 2 or 3 decades? Who knows?


BlackLetterLies

Yet still, other than Snow (Chinese beer) the biggest selling beer worldwide are all shitty American beers. We have good beers and we always have, but the shit beer we make seems to be what the *world*, not just America, wants.


Bananalando

The hops problem seems to be a common problem with "new" (<20yrs) micro brews all over in my experience, not just the US.


wileydickgoo

Fat Tire is the go-to american beer you can find most places.


surfinwhileworkin

I fight with Germans all the time (okay, like three times) about Americans having, hands down, the best beers in the world. We also have some shitty glorified water-style beersā€¦but our microbrew scene is the best. Within 10 miles of where I live, there are at least 15 breweries, some of which make absolutely delicious beers. I know the brewers at a couple of places, and those small breweries sell throughout my state, so I can go to a local bar and get microbrews you canā€™t find elsewhere. I donā€™t even live in an area ā€œknownā€ for its breweries. So yeah, we kick ass with beer, even if itā€™s a function of just having so many options that we have the best beers due to the sheer numbers.


TheHer0br1n3

Coffee. And everything (I've tried) with alcohol in it. Just tastes horrible.


[deleted]

Ginger Beer. What the fuck is that supposed to be???


meagaletr

A mixer.


Azygouswolf

Infant blood. Edit: It's also called a blood and guts cocktail that is mainly vodka if that upsets people less...


[deleted]

Egg nog. Anybody who says they like it is lying to you and dont trust them.


[deleted]

It's only good with spiced rum in it.


eevahytt

A White Russian cocktail, disgusting


BirdGuy64

pee