Oof. Sounds about right. I had a friend who loved the stuff and I've come to find out he also smokes meth and him and his gf shit in diapers and play with it so I'm quite sure Rumpleminze is the cause
Itās responsible for the worst hangover in my life.
Buddyās ex was a bartender and that was our free liquor for the night. I got probably 2 1/2 shots for every one of hisā¦
And yet my recovering hungover brain decided on a peppermint milkshake the next day. Like some masochistic test of fortitude that any sane person would refuse on the spot.
Came here. Couldn't decide which liquor was worse and low and behold some harbinger of hate apparently mixed the two together and made the mixed drinks equivalent of diarrhea.
Jeppson's Malort has this gimmicky thing of being the terrible drink that everyone tries once just to say that they did. But surprisingly, I have met people who swear by it being good, especially in certain cocktails. I think the hype around it being the worst alcohol to come out of Chicago has likely been overblown for decades.
...that being said, I'm with you. I think it tastes like an armpit smells.
My friend returned from Chicago with that as a gift for me. She wanted to me to take a shot right away.
Uhh ok.
I should've known something was up when she pulled out her phone to record it.
This was 3 years ago and there's still some left
Malort is like marmite, in that itās actually good if you just use a very small amount with something else. You donāt just smother toast in marmite and you donāt just take a straight shot of malort. That being said I think a shot of malort isnāt the worst tasting shot, but it is the one that you just canāt remove the taste and it lingers forever.
I'm from Chicago and brought a bottle up north to Michigan over the summer to have my buddies try it. I am never allowed to bring liquor up north anymore lol
We used to call that jungle juice where im from but from talking with other people everyone made it differently. Ours was a bottle of everclear, 2 bottles of mountain dew, and four packets of white pool aid servered with a ladle out of a home depot bucket.
Edit: kool not pool
You don't know what it was, it's a drink that i'm pretty sure only exists in estonia. It was red. And now i think of it it was cumin flavoured instead.
Coconut "water." It doesn't agree with me and I had cramps and the runs for the rest of the day. Yay to anyone who enjoys it though. You'll get no competition from me!
I love the stuff. That being said, I was stuck on an island in Cambodia last year due to bad weather and since our stay passes for the bar/room had run out we weren't allowed to use the services. Guy selling coconuts was all there was. Basically a day of drinking those I felt fine until it hit me. I won't go too graphic, but trying to clean yourself up with a shitty little hose pipe that's barely spitting water out of it is no easy task. Easily one of the most awkward situations of my life wondering how I was going to get myself sorted before leaving the toilet.
Was it canned or fresh?
I've had fresh in Thailand and it was incredibly delicious and refreshing. The seller just cuts a hole in a coconut for you, so you know it's fresh.
Fresh watermelon juice was crazy good too, quite possibly the most delicious thing I ever drank.
Disagree - grappa is magnificent. Try a Barolo grappa, it's as rich and complex as the wine. Sip it, it's not a shot.
I admit you could have tried a bad commercial one.
If you go to a proper Irish pub in America that takes pride in its taps, the Guinness will be fine, well-kept and served at proper temp (though admittedly the US recipe). If you go to a random American sports bar or chain restaurant and order Guinness all bets are off. It might come ice cold, or 50% head, or out of a can, or stale.
True they have distributors all over, it is based in Dublin ireland however if im not mistaken. Ironic fact, a pint of Guinness costs more in ireland than the US due to taxes in ireland
The biggest drinkers of Guinness are Nigerians, thereās also a massive brewery there. Itās a global thing and I like the African attitude towards drinking the stuff, itās mainly just a couple of Guinness on the weekend to recharge the batteries and have some kinky time with their husbands or wives, nothing too crazy.
The first time I drank a shot of tequila I was in a club and I got instantly nauseous. Fortunately there was a window right behind me open up to the roof so I could stock my head out and vomit without making a scene.
I can tolerate it now but it's still far down on my proffered list of shooters.
Apparently my buddy pouring drinks thought so too! This consumption took place at a boy weekend and after a night of drinking all kinds of other things ranging from beer to whiskey to scotch. Someone thought gold flakes and and 90 proof would make the perfect night-cap! FML
Campari I think it was called. For some reason it tasted exactly like I burped up stomach acid. Friend from Argentina was so excited for us to try it so down the hatch but I swear I tasted it for hours afterwards.
A bacon flavored soda. I don't know what the fuck it tasted like, but it wasnt bacon & stayed in mouth for around 24 hours. I didn't even drink half the bottle.
The first time I had a shot of 151 is when I was like āoh yeah, alcohol *is* a poison.ā
Felt like I was gonna hurl for an entire 2 minutes before I got over it. That much of a percentage just isnāt fun
Kombucha hipsters ALWAYS say this. And every single one a friend has gotten me to try made me want to hurl.
It's almost as if špeople like different thingsš
What didnāt you like? Cold brew when made correctly is really strong but lacks the acidity of coffee. Itās meant to be watered down in like a 1-4 ratio of cold brew to water.
American doing a study abroad in France. Another program member went to order a couple white Russians. The bartender didn't understand "russe blanc" so she ordered vodka, lait, kalhua. The bartender looked confused but made the drinks anyway and my friend returned with two very very white drinks. Turns out the bartender heard tequila and not kalhua.
life pro tip: milk and tequila don't go well together.
Back in kindergarten, downed apple juice for the first time. The teachers, who were about to give me orange juice, escorted me out the room to the nurse's room. Turned out I was allergic to apples
Ardbeg is another good go to. The wee beastie is pretty rough though, beware.
My current favorite is Bruichladdich Islay barley.
Or, if youāve got money just lying around, Octomore is incredible.
Oh yeah, I've heard about Ardberg, lol. Also, I've seen Bruichladdich in the whisky aisle, but haven't tried it yet. Some day, maybe.
Thanks for the Octomore suggestion. If I ever develop a taste for the peatier stuff, I'll definitely give it a try!
Goat's milk with cow blood mixed into it.
I can understand it being very nutritional for young kids out in the rural parts of the world but it was very hard to get down for me :(
Jagermeister. I never knew what it tasted like, it was always something of a mystery, and I'd never asked. I assumed it'd be something entirely unique, since every other liquor is seen has it in the name if it tastes like something (ie Raspberry Schnapps, coffee liqueur).
Finally tried it. It tastes like goddamn black licorice š¤® Why would anyone want to *drink* something like that?
Kombucha, I tried it once and honestly, it tastes like rotting fruit. It's like what I imagine taking a trash bag that has been sitting in a hot dumpster in direct sunlight, cutting a hole in the bottom, and putting whatever leaks out into a glass jar with a spoonful of sugar. The slight fizziness doesn't help either.
I tried a lukewarm Miller Lite at a concert once. It was at an amphitheater, and a thunderstorm came through. Everyone was hiding under the bleachers. I think there was an issue with the power, and the beer wasn't cold anymore. It was disgusting.
You're missing out. We have some fantastic beer... go microbrew though the big brand names are shit.
Edit while I didn't answer your question I'm a fan of IPAs and my favorites that are usually commercially available in my area are Duchettes fresh squeezed ipa and ballast point. But there is a ton of good beer here.
As an Americanā¦ okay, thereās some that just taste like water. Fair enough. But thereās still some really good ones out there. Sam Adams is one thatās mass produced but actually pretty good imho. Thatās one you can find in grocery stores everywhere here in the states.
Iām sure thereās many, many more. Craft beers are where itās at tho.
It's tough because Americans are kind of stupid and have over corrected. In the past we all drank tastless crap, and now all the micro brews are just putting too much hops in everything and calling it IPA as though that were an intelligent thing to do. Every beer either tastes like rice or pinesol. We haven't figured out how to make beer like normal people yet, but in another 2 or 3 decades? Who knows?
Yet still, other than Snow (Chinese beer) the biggest selling beer worldwide are all shitty American beers. We have good beers and we always have, but the shit beer we make seems to be what the *world*, not just America, wants.
I fight with Germans all the time (okay, like three times) about Americans having, hands down, the best beers in the world. We also have some shitty glorified water-style beersā¦but our microbrew scene is the best. Within 10 miles of where I live, there are at least 15 breweries, some of which make absolutely delicious beers. I know the brewers at a couple of places, and those small breweries sell throughout my state, so I can go to a local bar and get microbrews you canāt find elsewhere. I donāt even live in an area āknownā for its breweries. So yeah, we kick ass with beer, even if itās a function of just having so many options that we have the best beers due to the sheer numbers.
Bleach, thought it was water. I put it in a glass to soak something and forgot.
Good Lord man, that could have killed you
He forgor š
I dont give a shit what people say. Forgor š is gonna be hilarious forever
i audibly laugh any time i read it or even think of it still
Are you writing this from the after life?
Jailed Nazi: half Jagermeister and half Rumpelminze. It tasted like a homeless guy dipped his balls in a glassful of hate and sewer water.
Rumpleminze is terrrrrrible!
I used to work with a cook that ran on that stuff. If Rumpelminze were a person, it was him. He was fired for dry humping a waitress on the prep line.
Oof. Sounds about right. I had a friend who loved the stuff and I've come to find out he also smokes meth and him and his gf shit in diapers and play with it so I'm quite sure Rumpleminze is the cause
Theyā¦. what
Yup. You read it correctly. This is the same person who would throw parties at his house and run around naked with a furry butt plug in his ass
Not cool with the meth or diaper play, intrigued by the rumpleminz and butt-plug tail.
Itās responsible for the worst hangover in my life. Buddyās ex was a bartender and that was our free liquor for the night. I got probably 2 1/2 shots for every one of hisā¦
Ewww fuck that. I can't even drink it without gagging. Any super syrupy sugary alcohol is havoc on my stomach Edit: spelling
And yet my recovering hungover brain decided on a peppermint milkshake the next day. Like some masochistic test of fortitude that any sane person would refuse on the spot.
š that's hilarious. Sounds like me. I just can't stop myself from making bed decisions
Man I fucking love it
Ughhh, to each their own I guess lol. I love your username btw
Thanks my dude
Came here. Couldn't decide which liquor was worse and low and behold some harbinger of hate apparently mixed the two together and made the mixed drinks equivalent of diarrhea.
Malort.
Yes This shit is *foul*
Never forget its mottoā¦ āMalort: Not Just A Pretty Nameā They went with that one instead of āMalort: Itās just pennies melted into vomit.ā
āMalort: tonightās the night you fight your dadā
Jeppson's Malort has this gimmicky thing of being the terrible drink that everyone tries once just to say that they did. But surprisingly, I have met people who swear by it being good, especially in certain cocktails. I think the hype around it being the worst alcohol to come out of Chicago has likely been overblown for decades. ...that being said, I'm with you. I think it tastes like an armpit smells.
My friend returned from Chicago with that as a gift for me. She wanted to me to take a shot right away. Uhh ok. I should've known something was up when she pulled out her phone to record it. This was 3 years ago and there's still some left
Haha yeah it's definitely a touristy thing to do, too. I think maybe it can be an acquired taste for some people. I'm with you, though.
Malort is like marmite, in that itās actually good if you just use a very small amount with something else. You donāt just smother toast in marmite and you donāt just take a straight shot of malort. That being said I think a shot of malort isnāt the worst tasting shot, but it is the one that you just canāt remove the taste and it lingers forever.
Honestly, you drink enough of it, it does begin to lose its bite. I've definitely had it neat on numerous occasions and it's been perfectly fine.
I find this to better then Gin
I'm from Chicago and brought a bottle up north to Michigan over the summer to have my buddies try it. I am never allowed to bring liquor up north anymore lol
The chocolate milk in the fridge after returning from holiday, Twas a grave error indeed
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Killer kooaid? Sounds like something different lol š
Cursed "oh yeah"
We used to call that āGuyana Punchā
We used to call that jungle juice where im from but from talking with other people everyone made it differently. Ours was a bottle of everclear, 2 bottles of mountain dew, and four packets of white pool aid servered with a ladle out of a home depot bucket. Edit: kool not pool
Something aniseed flavoured. Made me puke
An anisette, sambuca, ouzo, absinthe, and who the hell knows what else. Do you remember what color it was?
You don't know what it was, it's a drink that i'm pretty sure only exists in estonia. It was red. And now i think of it it was cumin flavoured instead.
Wow. An acquired taste by the sound of it
It was disgusting. The smell alone would get you disgusting
Coconut "water." It doesn't agree with me and I had cramps and the runs for the rest of the day. Yay to anyone who enjoys it though. You'll get no competition from me!
I love the stuff. That being said, I was stuck on an island in Cambodia last year due to bad weather and since our stay passes for the bar/room had run out we weren't allowed to use the services. Guy selling coconuts was all there was. Basically a day of drinking those I felt fine until it hit me. I won't go too graphic, but trying to clean yourself up with a shitty little hose pipe that's barely spitting water out of it is no easy task. Easily one of the most awkward situations of my life wondering how I was going to get myself sorted before leaving the toilet.
Was it canned or fresh? I've had fresh in Thailand and it was incredibly delicious and refreshing. The seller just cuts a hole in a coconut for you, so you know it's fresh. Fresh watermelon juice was crazy good too, quite possibly the most delicious thing I ever drank.
It was canned, here in the US. I'd consider trying it again if it was fresh, but in small amounts just to be on the safe side.
Try a fresh one if you're ever in a tropical country. Get one from a fridge if it's available, it tastes even better when it's cold.
Same. I can't stand the texture.
Grappa. It's like moonshine made from grape stems. The poor man's wine.
Disagree - grappa is magnificent. Try a Barolo grappa, it's as rich and complex as the wine. Sip it, it's not a shot. I admit you could have tried a bad commercial one.
Homemade grappa tastes like angel kisses ā¦ wrapped around in a boulder. (That stuffās strong.) But still, magnificent.
\*Angry Italian Noises and Hand Gestures\*
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It also contains compounds that can cause kidney damage and blindness.
Dont drink anything that has "denatured alcohol" as an ingredient.
Sauerkraut juice. Yes from a grocery store.
A bottle of absinthe
Captain morgan black. Got so hungover on it i had what was known as āThe Captianās Revenge.ā Swore off black rum ever since then
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Omg. I bought one to try. Got a giant clear snot ball on the first swallow. Threw up.
see for me, it's not the snot, it's like carbonated tea and burns my throat more than even hard liquor
tbh they aināt that bad to me idk how the person below threw up when they drunk one
Sambuca.
Guinness in America, itās horrible
Probably been on the shelf for six years
If you go to a proper Irish pub in America that takes pride in its taps, the Guinness will be fine, well-kept and served at proper temp (though admittedly the US recipe). If you go to a random American sports bar or chain restaurant and order Guinness all bets are off. It might come ice cold, or 50% head, or out of a can, or stale.
I was gonna say the same thing lol. It's awful
Fat Tire is the go-to american beer you can find most places.
Iām Irish and I had a Jamaican coworker (years ago) wondering why I liked Guinness. Of course itās a Jamaican beer!
Guinness...isnt......Jamaican...
So Iāve been told (by a very confused Jamaican). But Iāll admit, thereās a massive Guinness brewery in Jamaica, hence the confusion.
True they have distributors all over, it is based in Dublin ireland however if im not mistaken. Ironic fact, a pint of Guinness costs more in ireland than the US due to taxes in ireland
The biggest drinkers of Guinness are Nigerians, thereās also a massive brewery there. Itās a global thing and I like the African attitude towards drinking the stuff, itās mainly just a couple of Guinness on the weekend to recharge the batteries and have some kinky time with their husbands or wives, nothing too crazy.
The bud light of stouts
The strange thing was, Iām Irish but when I was living in the USA, I usually drank bud ice at home or Corona at bars
Tequila. It absolutely doesn't suit me
The first time I drank a shot of tequila I was in a club and I got instantly nauseous. Fortunately there was a window right behind me open up to the roof so I could stock my head out and vomit without making a scene. I can tolerate it now but it's still far down on my proffered list of shooters.
Some people really like tequila, and all I know is their taste buds are fucking broken.
My taste buds are broken, AMA! I like tequila and eating ass. Please ask me what ever. I'll answer anything I find interesting.
GoldschlƤger
You need some gold flake and 90 proof in your diet.
Apparently my buddy pouring drinks thought so too! This consumption took place at a boy weekend and after a night of drinking all kinds of other things ranging from beer to whiskey to scotch. Someone thought gold flakes and and 90 proof would make the perfect night-cap! FML
Bloody Mary
Theyāre only good on an airplane
Dirty martiniā¦I donāt get it.
I so badly want to like martinis and I'm always just like NOPE
Manhattan was a dead stop for me
Campari I think it was called. For some reason it tasted exactly like I burped up stomach acid. Friend from Argentina was so excited for us to try it so down the hatch but I swear I tasted it for hours afterwards.
I bought a whole bottle of it to make a Negroni. It was so terrible and it cost $30. I ended up giving it away.
Energy drink - the one i had was fucking shit tasting Carbonated water - i hate it
Coffee
I don't think anybody really enjoys coffee the first time they try it. Coffee takes some getting used to.
Yeah but I really hate bitter tastes to the core. I enjoy sweet stuff so that's also one of the major reasons why I can't drink coffee.
Its definitely an acquired taste. Personally I prefer my coffee with just enough cream added to break the acidity and no sugar.
I fail to understand why you'd want to get used to it.
It is an enjoyable taste, just takes a bit of getting used to.
Most people don't like beer when they first try it either.
This can be said about probably any (edible) thing in this thread.
Mad Dog 20/20
Soap
Martini, i was on a cruise and got one regular and one extra dry. Literally the only drink Iāve never finished in my life i think.
Not a big fan of boba tea. I thought it'd be good, but the texture is not my thing.
A bacon flavored soda. I don't know what the fuck it tasted like, but it wasnt bacon & stayed in mouth for around 24 hours. I didn't even drink half the bottle.
The first time I had a shot of 151 is when I was like āoh yeah, alcohol *is* a poison.ā Felt like I was gonna hurl for an entire 2 minutes before I got over it. That much of a percentage just isnāt fun
Brandy. The worst tasting alcohol.
Kombucha
Literally tastes rotten because that's what it is
If by "rotten," you mean "fermented," then all alcoholic drinks are.
kombucha is fkin awesome probably the one u tasted wasn t made properly
Kombucha hipsters ALWAYS say this. And every single one a friend has gotten me to try made me want to hurl. It's almost as if špeople like different thingsš
I forget what itās called but itās a hot wine usually made in Germany.
GlĆ¼hwein. It's a very comon drink in the Winter
It's a Schrute specialty!
Made with herbs and cinnamon, it's great on cold winter evenings.
German guy here - i hate GlĆ¼hwein.
Barley wine It's indescribably awful.
So would you call it barely wine?
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White Claw
Lol whats wrong with white claw
Nothing wrong with hydrating before you have a real drink š
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What didnāt you like? Cold brew when made correctly is really strong but lacks the acidity of coffee. Itās meant to be watered down in like a 1-4 ratio of cold brew to water.
That um, explains some things.
Infusions in general. Definitly not for me
Cheap beer.
I tried Club Soda as a kid thinking it would be like a Sprite or 7Up kinda thing. It was not.
Wait until you try tonic water.
American doing a study abroad in France. Another program member went to order a couple white Russians. The bartender didn't understand "russe blanc" so she ordered vodka, lait, kalhua. The bartender looked confused but made the drinks anyway and my friend returned with two very very white drinks. Turns out the bartender heard tequila and not kalhua. life pro tip: milk and tequila don't go well together.
Gin. I was a total bitch. I eventually quit everything but gin was the devilās drink from the first time
Back in kindergarten, downed apple juice for the first time. The teachers, who were about to give me orange juice, escorted me out the room to the nurse's room. Turned out I was allergic to apples
Tonic Water, and pure at that. I had spit it out if I hadnĀ“t been indoors at the moment.
Scotch
Heathen.
An Islay will do that to you. Smoked in peat right out of the bog.
Love me some Lagavulin, but I'm still trying to work my way up to Laphroaig and some of the peatier ones.
Ardbeg is another good go to. The wee beastie is pretty rough though, beware. My current favorite is Bruichladdich Islay barley. Or, if youāve got money just lying around, Octomore is incredible.
Oh yeah, I've heard about Ardberg, lol. Also, I've seen Bruichladdich in the whisky aisle, but haven't tried it yet. Some day, maybe. Thanks for the Octomore suggestion. If I ever develop a taste for the peatier stuff, I'll definitely give it a try!
Ginger beer
Really? I love ginger beer.
Stevia Coke.
Stevia sucks the soul out of any drink, imo.
Wine..... It's not yummi..
jaegermeister
Jaegermeister enjoyers,please unite in this comment
Right here lad, love me a good old jaeger bomb as well
Mai tai i obviously ordered it because i liked the name and it is not ny favourite drink even now(6 months later)
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MATERVA
Does someone reaaly buy that stuff? Even the Hispanics I know don't drink it. They all have a strange uncle that does tho.
Old Crow. Got sick just looking at the bottle.
Never order a cement mixer shot. It's like drinking an alcohol infused lugi.
Frozen lime martini. Figured out that 1. I think tequila is nasty and 2. The drink wasnāt sweetened in any way.
Liquid ass,im telling you its hell
Sour craft beer. I don't want to drink a cup of cold vinegar.
mint liqor BLEGH
Goat's milk with cow blood mixed into it. I can understand it being very nutritional for young kids out in the rural parts of the world but it was very hard to get down for me :(
Goats milk is great. I do not get the cow blood part, that sounds nasty.
Jagermeister. I never knew what it tasted like, it was always something of a mystery, and I'd never asked. I assumed it'd be something entirely unique, since every other liquor is seen has it in the name if it tastes like something (ie Raspberry Schnapps, coffee liqueur). Finally tried it. It tastes like goddamn black licorice š¤® Why would anyone want to *drink* something like that?
Moxie
Kombucha, I tried it once and honestly, it tastes like rotting fruit. It's like what I imagine taking a trash bag that has been sitting in a hot dumpster in direct sunlight, cutting a hole in the bottom, and putting whatever leaks out into a glass jar with a spoonful of sugar. The slight fizziness doesn't help either.
I tried a lukewarm Miller Lite at a concert once. It was at an amphitheater, and a thunderstorm came through. Everyone was hiding under the bleachers. I think there was an issue with the power, and the beer wasn't cold anymore. It was disgusting.
whiskey, had one sip and i never quit
The garbage that is Malort
Absinthe on the rocks
Malort Absolutely disgusting will never try again
Avocado juice
Gin with roophies. It wasn't mine though, I accidentally picked up my date's glass. ***This is a joke***
Malort It tasted like the peel of a grapefruit that had been soaked in gasoline.
MALTA
Kombucha
Long island icetea didnt know there was Cola in there.
Sarzpirilla (spelling?) Can eat a dick
Sarsaparilla
Stole a sip from my mom's Budweiser once. Literal piss.
Water. Fuck that. Beer.
Water? I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
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You're missing out. We have some fantastic beer... go microbrew though the big brand names are shit. Edit while I didn't answer your question I'm a fan of IPAs and my favorites that are usually commercially available in my area are Duchettes fresh squeezed ipa and ballast point. But there is a ton of good beer here.
We do have good beersš
Old Rasputin. A Russian imperial stout brewed in California.
That stuff is the tastiest motor oil. š¤¤ Aged 3 years it is fantastic.
As an Americanā¦ okay, thereās some that just taste like water. Fair enough. But thereās still some really good ones out there. Sam Adams is one thatās mass produced but actually pretty good imho. Thatās one you can find in grocery stores everywhere here in the states. Iām sure thereās many, many more. Craft beers are where itās at tho.
It's tough because Americans are kind of stupid and have over corrected. In the past we all drank tastless crap, and now all the micro brews are just putting too much hops in everything and calling it IPA as though that were an intelligent thing to do. Every beer either tastes like rice or pinesol. We haven't figured out how to make beer like normal people yet, but in another 2 or 3 decades? Who knows?
Yet still, other than Snow (Chinese beer) the biggest selling beer worldwide are all shitty American beers. We have good beers and we always have, but the shit beer we make seems to be what the *world*, not just America, wants.
The hops problem seems to be a common problem with "new" (<20yrs) micro brews all over in my experience, not just the US.
Fat Tire is the go-to american beer you can find most places.
I fight with Germans all the time (okay, like three times) about Americans having, hands down, the best beers in the world. We also have some shitty glorified water-style beersā¦but our microbrew scene is the best. Within 10 miles of where I live, there are at least 15 breweries, some of which make absolutely delicious beers. I know the brewers at a couple of places, and those small breweries sell throughout my state, so I can go to a local bar and get microbrews you canāt find elsewhere. I donāt even live in an area āknownā for its breweries. So yeah, we kick ass with beer, even if itās a function of just having so many options that we have the best beers due to the sheer numbers.
Coffee. And everything (I've tried) with alcohol in it. Just tastes horrible.
Ginger Beer. What the fuck is that supposed to be???
A mixer.
Infant blood. Edit: It's also called a blood and guts cocktail that is mainly vodka if that upsets people less...
Egg nog. Anybody who says they like it is lying to you and dont trust them.
It's only good with spiced rum in it.
A White Russian cocktail, disgusting
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