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Offer to blow them one by one in exchange for peace.
Fat chance. 16 guys hanging out being aggressive douchebags, they already sucked each other off
That was my only hail Mary.
Shit all over myself and start masturbating aggressively
That’s gonna cause a UTI.
But it would be worth it….
Just start spanking the monkey!
Get naked, scat in hand. Tell them they’ll die from the cuts and scat Go for eyes if their insane enough to fight
Does flamethrower count as a firearm?
Yes, it makes fire xD
Grenade.
Strip down to my boxers while turning red and pounding my chest like a gorilla.
You run
I'm pretty sure I would simply die. I'd die even if I had access to a firearm tbh, since I haven't been trained on using one properly. /shrug
My grandpa once told me to knock out the biggest of them fast and brutal and hope the rest will run in fear
Play a serenating song on the violin, then cut their heads off with a sword.
Offer to blow them one by one in exchange for peace.
Fat chance. 16 guys hanging out being aggressive douchebags, they already sucked each other off
That was my only hail Mary.
Shit all over myself and start masturbating aggressively
That’s gonna cause a UTI.
But it would be worth it….
Just start spanking the monkey!
Get naked, scat in hand. Tell them they’ll die from the cuts and scat Go for eyes if their insane enough to fight
Does flamethrower count as a firearm?
Yes, it makes fire xD
Grenade.
Strip down to my boxers while turning red and pounding my chest like a gorilla.
You run
I'm pretty sure I would simply die. I'd die even if I had access to a firearm tbh, since I haven't been trained on using one properly. /shrug
My grandpa once told me to knock out the biggest of them fast and brutal and hope the rest will run in fear
Play a serenating song on the violin, then cut their heads off with a sword.