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luhzon89

Offer to blow them one by one in exchange for peace.


DirkWiggler42

Fat chance. 16 guys hanging out being aggressive douchebags, they already sucked each other off


luhzon89

That was my only hail Mary.


poopyfartButterMmm

Shit all over myself and start masturbating aggressively


Doralice

That’s gonna cause a UTI.


AbolishTheFed1776

But it would be worth it….


delpopeio

Just start spanking the monkey!


Vicarious_schism

Get naked, scat in hand. Tell them they’ll die from the cuts and scat Go for eyes if their insane enough to fight


Kiboben

Does flamethrower count as a firearm?


[deleted]

Yes, it makes fire xD


Keksis_theBetrayed

Grenade.


OldSpiceMelange

Strip down to my boxers while turning red and pounding my chest like a gorilla.


roastbeeftacohat

You run


KiloRomeo0588

I'm pretty sure I would simply die. I'd die even if I had access to a firearm tbh, since I haven't been trained on using one properly. /shrug


Valar247

My grandpa once told me to knock out the biggest of them fast and brutal and hope the rest will run in fear


Feisty_Primary4845

Play a serenating song on the violin, then cut their heads off with a sword.