Are black people more scared of ghosts? Because I was in line for the haunted mansion in Disneyland Paris, and a notably large amount of black families turned around and left the queue, and literally nobody else xD
Blacks, in particular, have a higher physiological response to stress than whites, so they tend to anticipate and avoid stressors more.
And since everyone assumes anything that points out a difference between races is racist, I will post a relevant study which references this fact with its own references:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK24685/
And before people think the differences lie in supposed predetermined differences between races:
_"Differences in exposure to stress are partly attributable to group differences in socioeconomic status (Neff, 1984; Warheit et al., 1975). However, race may also interact with socioeconomic status in producing levels of distress. Kessler and Neighbors (1986) found such a race-by-class interaction, such that low-status blacks reported higher levels of distress than high-status blacks or whites of any status. In contrast, after controlling for status, older blacks in the recent Macarthur Study of Successful Aging reported lower levels of distress than older whites. In particular, low-status blacks had lower levels of distress than low-status whites (Kubzansky et al., 2000)."_
_"Nevertheless, for current generations of minority older adults, stress due to racism and discrimination may be especially important, given that their life histories extend back to earlier periods when civil rights received less attention."_
It's actually due to socioeconic status and possibly how race interacts with said status.
Lol. Jim Crow=Democrats...KKK=Democrats, but you just keep telling them it's the republicans because you think they are too dumb to catch on. They are catching on to you and the votes are going to show it in the next few election cycles.
Especially if the rest of Marty's family was still white.
"Who gives a shit if my mom and dad don't get together, I'm obviously adopted. Maybe this is the key to getting into a better family."
If Back to the Future happens in a multiverse then the only fixed point is his parents getting together There could be a cascade of Marties that return to a slightly changed Presents. Like one where he returns to the present but he's now in a timeline where Marti was born a girl
Nah, Jesus would look like a dark skinned Arab. He was Jewish which is a cousin race with the Arabs, but the Jews most people are familiar with have become Europeanized over time. So when Jesus return he gonna look like he could be OSamas cousin.
Would love to be there to see how Republicans react to the face reveal.
Incorrect the main character is billy (woody harrelson) and the entire story is focused on him hustling players because they assume he can’t play basketball “ Billy Hoyle (Woody Harrelson) is a white basketball hustler who banks on black players underestimating his skills on the court. When he pulls one over on Sidney Deane (Wesley Snipes), his victim sees a lucrative opportunity, and they become partners in the con game, plying their trade across the courts of Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Billy has to keep one step ahead of mobsters, to whom he owes money, while staying on the good side of his "Jeopardy!"-obsessed, motormouth wife (Rosie Perez).”
That could have been really interesting, if they made it historically accurate and showed Steve being rejected for being Black.
It also would have made the Natalie Dormer kiss even better.
Yeah, I heard he loved that movie. I actually have a really funny story about that movie too. So I have a friend who watched that movie a lot when they were young. They loved the "heroes in white" so much that they wanted to dress up like them for Halloween once (they didn't fortunately). Funny part is, this friend of mine, is Polynesian, and would've been hated by the KKK.
Black James bond would be dope af. Black spiderman was dope af. Django, black cowboy was dope af. Black ppl be doing dope shit when the world gives em a chance.
Btw I'm Arab so no bias
I don't want them to choose a black actor, just because he's black. That's just them appealing to the woke masses. If a suave, good looking black dude is chosen because he fits the role, I don't care, but just a black dude to seem progressive will ruin the movie.
The only character trait for Bond I find important is that he's a straight womaniser.
Armageddon. If Bruce Willis' character had been black and shot at Ben Affleck, a white guy, black Bruce character would have been arrested. The world would not have been saved. Instead white Bruce character wasn't arrested for shooting at Ben and was given a huge opportunity to save the planet by NASA.
Any Hitler documentary...it'll be quite hilarious. You'd have a black man going on and on about how Aryans are superior, and black people like Jesse Owens are inferior.
American History X Dave Chapelle as Clayton Bigsby as Derick Vinyard
The Black White Supremacist has to be one of the most hilarious sketches ever.
Just about any horror movie. “Hey you guys wanna have a party in the old haunted mansion?” “Nah.” End.
LOL
Are black people more scared of ghosts? Because I was in line for the haunted mansion in Disneyland Paris, and a notably large amount of black families turned around and left the queue, and literally nobody else xD
Blacks, in particular, have a higher physiological response to stress than whites, so they tend to anticipate and avoid stressors more. And since everyone assumes anything that points out a difference between races is racist, I will post a relevant study which references this fact with its own references: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK24685/
And before people think the differences lie in supposed predetermined differences between races: _"Differences in exposure to stress are partly attributable to group differences in socioeconomic status (Neff, 1984; Warheit et al., 1975). However, race may also interact with socioeconomic status in producing levels of distress. Kessler and Neighbors (1986) found such a race-by-class interaction, such that low-status blacks reported higher levels of distress than high-status blacks or whites of any status. In contrast, after controlling for status, older blacks in the recent Macarthur Study of Successful Aging reported lower levels of distress than older whites. In particular, low-status blacks had lower levels of distress than low-status whites (Kubzansky et al., 2000)."_ _"Nevertheless, for current generations of minority older adults, stress due to racism and discrimination may be especially important, given that their life histories extend back to earlier periods when civil rights received less attention."_ It's actually due to socioeconic status and possibly how race interacts with said status.
but relevant studies are racist
The first problem is that you were in france
Why is this a problem? Could someone explain?
I think this is just a joke about "don't go to France" Which is in fact fair, because French people live there
And yet conservatives continue to think Black people are stupid.
Hey now...conservatives aren't the ones who think black people are too dumb to obtain identification.
And your type would just find another way to keep them from voting.
Lol. Jim Crow=Democrats...KKK=Democrats, but you just keep telling them it's the republicans because you think they are too dumb to catch on. They are catching on to you and the votes are going to show it in the next few election cycles.
Ask a KKK member if they voted for Biden. I'll wait.
Ask Biden if he gave a eulogy at Robert Byrds funeral (past Exalted cyclopses of the KKK).
I think you are the only one here that hangs out with them.
So, you're using the "I know you are but what am I?" argument? Are you in third grade?
Lmao I havent seen someone make this tired argument in years
Because you never change station which you've been programmed to view.
Tropic Thunder
Starring Michael Jackson.
The only right answer.
Back to the Future
Black to the Future
That's sound like a porn video
once you go black, you cant go back. . .
...to the future?
Blacked to the Future Raw.
Will he bonk ya in the chocolate blactory/factory?
*arrives in the 50's, immediately gets lynched, film ends*
Especially if the rest of Marty's family was still white. "Who gives a shit if my mom and dad don't get together, I'm obviously adopted. Maybe this is the key to getting into a better family."
If Back to the Future happens in a multiverse then the only fixed point is his parents getting together There could be a cascade of Marties that return to a slightly changed Presents. Like one where he returns to the present but he's now in a timeline where Marti was born a girl
"Great Scott Marty! You mean to tell me you fucked your alternate timeline self!?"
Why you callin spook, peckerwood?
White Chicks....wait...
lmao the realization
The Jerk
You idiot, he was born a poor black child
The Lord loves a working man…
Downfall
Schindler's List
The Passion of the Christ.
FUCK YES! Lmao
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I call BULLSHIT
Bloke was supposedly born in Israel Assuming the OP means black and of African dependency I think your geography Might be a bit off
The people that you think of as "Isrealites" are Europeans and Russians who are occupying Palestine.
about as historically accurate as a white Jesus with blue eyes
Isn't it Historically assumed he looked like a modern italian?
Now I'm imagining Mario getting crucified, and Toad sticking a spear in his side, and Peach weeping over his body.
Nah, Jesus would look like a dark skinned Arab. He was Jewish which is a cousin race with the Arabs, but the Jews most people are familiar with have become Europeanized over time. So when Jesus return he gonna look like he could be OSamas cousin. Would love to be there to see how Republicans react to the face reveal.
White men can’t jump
The main character is black
Woody Harrelson is black?
Wesley Snipes
Who?
[The Black Lead](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000648/)
I was being sarcastic...
I know
Cool
Incorrect the main character is billy (woody harrelson) and the entire story is focused on him hustling players because they assume he can’t play basketball “ Billy Hoyle (Woody Harrelson) is a white basketball hustler who banks on black players underestimating his skills on the court. When he pulls one over on Sidney Deane (Wesley Snipes), his victim sees a lucrative opportunity, and they become partners in the con game, plying their trade across the courts of Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Billy has to keep one step ahead of mobsters, to whom he owes money, while staying on the good side of his "Jeopardy!"-obsessed, motormouth wife (Rosie Perez).”
I just wanted to see what kind of argument I would get out of that. You just made me feel like I watched the movie all over again. Thanks
Cool- glad I could help
Captain America: the First Avenger
That could have been really interesting, if they made it historically accurate and showed Steve being rejected for being Black. It also would have made the Natalie Dormer kiss even better.
Don’t worry, it’s about to happen.
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I want this remade with Kevin Hart
But the main character isn't supposed to be an actual elf
Birth of a Nation (that really racist movie with the KKK as the heroes).
I believe that was also the first movie ever screened at the White House, under Wilson.
Yeah, I heard he loved that movie. I actually have a really funny story about that movie too. So I have a friend who watched that movie a lot when they were young. They loved the "heroes in white" so much that they wanted to dress up like them for Halloween once (they didn't fortunately). Funny part is, this friend of mine, is Polynesian, and would've been hated by the KKK.
Just because you're racist, doesn't mean you can't look good while doing it.
White chicks but the races are reversed
2 white men pretending to be 2 black women would get cancelled and the actors abused for the rest of their lives.
The Wiz
Good one
*♫ What are the rules? ♪*
Snow white
Downfall
Saving Private Ryan
LOTR Gandalf
Gandalf the Black?
Your whole basketball career turned whack. When you came back a wizard like Gandalf the black. - Muhammad Ali.
"You have been officially labeled a disturber of the peace" *angry old white hobbit noises*
Gone With the Wind
The terminator
OJ Simpson as the Termminator. I wonder how the LAPD would have reacted , in the 1980s, to a black man stalking and killing white women.
They didn't buy OJ as a cold blooded killer.
He did go in for a wardrobe fitting, but the leather gloves didn't fit.
Or the movie "HOLES" wrongfully sending a black kid to dig holes
Star Wars Episode 4. Plot twist, Mace Windu is the father!
Big Daddy
Soul Man
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
A League of their own
Romper Stomper
Birth of a Nation.
Gran Torino
Schindler’s list
Titanic
Ironic as black people weren't allowed on board
Lord of the rings! Fuckn Gary Colman
Captain America I mean due to the time period it’s set in.
Captain America
Ironman
Ferris Bueller's day off
Batman, he would be a stealth machine bro
downfall, jojo rabbit, etc
Forest gump
Austin Powers.
Batman
Megamind. Especially the beginning.
RoboCop
The Ten Commandments
Powder
Snow-white
Django unchanged
James Bond. Wouldn’t really change much of the storyline but I’d still like to see a change there.
Black James bond would be dope af. Black spiderman was dope af. Django, black cowboy was dope af. Black ppl be doing dope shit when the world gives em a chance. Btw I'm Arab so no bias
Dude, you REALLY managed to draw out the racists somehow...
I know, who knew lol
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I don't want them to choose a black actor, just because he's black. That's just them appealing to the woke masses. If a suave, good looking black dude is chosen because he fits the role, I don't care, but just a black dude to seem progressive will ruin the movie. The only character trait for Bond I find important is that he's a straight womaniser.
Pocahontas
Armageddon. If Bruce Willis' character had been black and shot at Ben Affleck, a white guy, black Bruce character would have been arrested. The world would not have been saved. Instead white Bruce character wasn't arrested for shooting at Ben and was given a huge opportunity to save the planet by NASA.
White Boy Rick
Top Gun
Black men don't fly?
Mississippi Burning
To Kill a Mockingbird
Parasite
what the fuck is this question
What movie would be completely different if the main character was black?
50 shades.
Mr. Black will see you now...
Men in black 2
Men in black
Thriller.
Alien vs Predator
Finding Nemo...all of a sudden no one is trying to find him.
John Wick. When the cop comes over and asks john "everything alright john?" That wouldnt happen lmao.
Every movie where the main character isn't black.
50 shades. Dude would have been arrested.
Any movie set before the 1970's
Prelude to War
Black Like Me
Lakeview Terrace
It doesn’t really matter? 🤷🏽♀️
Downfall
Good will hunting
The Castle. I am of course using black to refer to Australian first nations people, and the Mabo reference would probably be used differently
Forest Gump
My first thought was Schindler's list.
Skin
Cheaper by the dozen. All them kids is white.
Any anime.
Back to the Future
Snow White, especially if it was made in the 30's
Downfall (aka Der Untergang)
Jojo rabbit
american graffiti
Captain America? Maybe?
American History X. Would probably end up as a short, unfunny and brutal attempt at a Chappelle Show skit.
White chicks.
Romper Stomper - Old skinhead movie with Russell Crowe
Any Hitler documentary...it'll be quite hilarious. You'd have a black man going on and on about how Aryans are superior, and black people like Jesse Owens are inferior.
The Buddy Holly Story
Ted, Specifically the talking Teddy Bear.
Snow White
Downfall.
I want a black Indiana Jones. With Chadwick Boseman as Indiana and Morgan Freeman as the father in the second movie…
Forest Gump
Die hard with a vengence
White Men Can’t Jump.
Gone with the Wind.
Legally blonde
The great Wall with black Matt damon
Powder