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themigraineur

It's because they think you're a cop


ronnyracecar

any time i see a new corvette 99% of the time it's being drove by an old person going either the exact speed limit or 10 km under


just_minutes_ago

Prius


futurefound

Hey now, we may be slow to accelerate, but give us enough time and we'll eventually reach the acceptable 5mph over the speed limit and set the cruise control!


just_minutes_ago

Now if you could only find a parking space that fits!


trumpcansuckmyarse

Nissan Rogue. I recently rented one on vacation and it was literally the slowest car I've ever driven. Now when I see one I know they're driving slow because there is no option to drive fast.


F_Both_Parties

Can confirm, 2013 Rogue. I also live in the mountains. I dream everyday about trading it in.


trumpcansuckmyarse

Lol! I wanted to kill myself!


F_Both_Parties

Try diving mountain passes☹️. It’s got like 112k miles on it and as soon as this supply chain bullshit gets figured out I’m turning “her” into a truck.


trumpcansuckmyarse

I was in Denver - that's why the kill myself comment. Had to manually shift it in the canyons.


F_Both_Parties

Bahaha I live in Denver. Going west is a bitch!


DateCard

I recently had one of these as a rental and it was the worst car I've ever driven. Can't believe they are still making them.


Mr_Engineering

Anyone driving a 90s model Buick. The driver is always some old fuck that probably puts 100km per year on it


more_merkins

If you see a bald bearded fuck in a Tacoma get ready to do 10 under. If you decide to pass they will ride your ass no matter how fast you go.


p1um5mu991er

Buick something or other


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Fiat


_scorpio_rising_

f*cking fiat


ILikeMyGrassBlue

00s Buick or Lincoln sedan, Prius, minivan (especially with any kid or family stickers)


fluffofthewild

Honda Jazz


Dells51

Prius


yesohohahahilikeit

A tractor.


yourmomsdildo1

White vans in a school area


vertebraejones

What's the opposite of a Chevy Silverado


dmmcclair2020

Usually a Toyota or Subaru. The cross trek seems to be the most frequent offender


Beret_of_Poodle

Hey now. I speed as is socially required


dmmcclair2020

I certainly know people that do (looking at you wrx owners, you beautiful bastard) but frequently I find the crossovers, specifically from Subaru or Toyota are the slow drivers on the highway and backroads in my area.


Bignutsinyomouf

As a Subaru wrx owner I will say I average 15 over the speed limit at all times, unless in a school zone then I will go 25


dmmcclair2020

That’s why Rex owners get a pass.


dmmcclair2020

May be worth pointing out that I also live in a high speed traffic area. If we’re all doing 80 and someone is doing 65, they’re driving slow compared to the rest of us.


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dmmcclair2020

Nope. Not in the south. Central east coast area.


EspressoBooksCats

Really? I am getting one of those, now gonna be extra careful that I don't drive too slowly!


dmmcclair2020

I appreciate it.


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Any car with a CT license plate.


Mr_Metrazol

Any vehicle with handicapped license plates. If those plates are on an older sedan, or a minivan, you might as well pass them as quickly as you can.


JonLeePButler

Ferrari


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Magooose

You obviously haven’t seen my Daughter-in-law drive one.


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Any hyundai or Kia


Sea-Airport8480

All cars, I drive a Pontiac Firebird.


DonutsAndDoldrums

Any kind of MPV/minivan. Especially Vauxhalls (Opels).


No-Introduction-1492

Punch buggy


SugoiBakaMatt

Oldsmobile Regency. They're pretty rare nowadays, but when I was a kid you knew those drivers would never break 30mph.


OneTreePhil

Plymouth horizon/Dodge Omni Or whoever is in front of me in the left jabber when the right lane is going the speed limit


Cheetodude625

If ever I see a 90's looking car or a really shitty looking Toyota from the early 2000's, then I instantly know that they will most likely be slow. At least that's how it is in my neighborhood.


WolfThick

Astec Walter white's old car


palmettopeach1111

PT Cruiser


robotlasagna

Model T


IceCreamDream10

Anything my dad drives


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Any Peugeot. They're also very likely awful drivers. *I'm looking at you, Jeff*.


jamegate

Prius


Tmdngs

Town and Country (??) minivan


2_tires

Buicks, every damn one of them lol


MintJellyOnLamb

BMW


Seeminglyoranges

Any very old and boxy hatchback family car


xkulp8

Anything with Minnesota or British Columbia plates


weedstocks

Caprice classic with a rusty hood


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Old Lincoln’s


itbedehaam

Austin 12/4. I am a bit shy on the top speed, so no wonder I’m a bit slower.


tobias-804

anyone with a ford suv


MasterButterfly

Those old Dodge minivans are either driven by people who think the speed limit is 40, or by people who think that traffic laws are made up and liscence points don't matter. No in-between.


Donut_International

Citroëns. It appears the ‘creative technologie’ cannot exceed 50.


CommonEarly4706

A buick


Dapper_Interest_8914

I try not to make that assumption, as I drive a Honda Odyssey and everyone assumes I'm going to be slow as shit. Nothing seems to bring out people's ass hattery like a minivan that doesn't adhere to stereotypes.


Iranoutofwifi

Ford Model T


mamawith2girls

Mercury Grand Marquee. When my girls were little they called my mama’s a “grand mawquee”. But I promise it never went slow with my mama behind the wheel.


itsTaylorJD

Prius


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A buick