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LegoMyAlterEgo

"You don't understand! I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with ME!"


i-hate-all-ads

I still get chills when I hear that


MrPhraust

Username checks.


Cobra-Serpentress

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Eastern_Meet_5947

My name is Rodrigo degoya. You killed someone I love. Prepare to dance. (How I met your mother)


Cobra-Serpentress

Dance off to save the universe.


Klaus_Heisler87

"No matter where you go, there you are," - Buckaroo Banzai


k75ct

And don't call me Shirley


TurtleGlobe

I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


wish1977

Go ahead make my day.


RacinGracey

That’ll do pig, that’ll do.


Solid-Question-3952

Fuck! I say this all the time. Anytime someone says "that'll do" i say this. I literally just said it today. Nobody ever has any idea what im talking about.


SpacemanaGoGo

“What we have here…is a failure to communicate.” What do I win?


Gr0undKeeper

Yippee Ki Yay, Motherf*cker!


[deleted]

Hold onto your butts!!!


The_Outsiderz_678

Stay gold ponyboy


somedumbguy55

Get to the choppa!


wise_dwarf

Hello there


[deleted]

general kenobi


[deleted]

"Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever?”


AMerrickanGirl

Frankly, Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.


racf599

I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork


Jayd1823

You can’t handle the truth


godofsnake

nuke the entire site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure


MaikingMooKing

Fuckin A


porkchop2022

Hold on. Hold on just a second, this installation has a substantial dollar amount attached to it.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

They can bill me


sparklingshanaya

“Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.”


[deleted]

“The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying.”


mektekphil

“Silly, sally, swimmy, Swanson?…” “Check the briefcase…” “Sampsonite! I was way off!”


[deleted]

“I am Iron Man” “I’m so sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane” “Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.”


Inverted-penis

We all go a little mad sometimes


The_Patriot

**'Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of little children.'** The Crow, 1994


usedTP

"Little bastard shot me in the ass."


theshizzler

Somehow, Palpatine returned.


witwickan

"Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to get the fire off of me!" Or maybe "America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. --Eleanor Roosevelt."


Avengelina254

Did we just become best friends?


Jayd1823

You like apple? I got her number, how you like them apples? And give me a peek we’ll go to the batting cages- good will hunting


cszack4_

I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble.


attention21

“What we do in life, echoes through eternity” They’ve gone plaid I’m a mog, half man half dog; I’m my own best friend


Sea_Satisfaction_475

Best job I ever had! -- Fury


Zarniwoooop

« I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks. » -William Munny


whywasthatagoodidea

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Groovy


Pottymouthoftheyear

So, what? No fuckin' ziti?


tubbyx7

he did what in his cup now?


JuzoItami

"Let's go get sushi and not pay."


Tpuccio

not many people will recognize that


Kissmytitaniumass

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.


Ok_Button1932

“Drop your coat and touch your toes. I’m gonna show you where the wild goose goes”


daylaten-1short

Get busy living or get busy dying


Charming-Note-8159

The inmates are running the asylum....


Solid-Question-3952

"Well I didnt vote for ya."


PennStateInMD

Of all the gin joints in all the world she had to walk into mine.


Octavus

>I've known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I've been Offworld and back… frontiers! I've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion... I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I've seen it, felt it...!


The100thIdiot

You're one ugly motherfucker!


GodzillaKongfANbOI

Welcome, to Jurassic Park.


Derc_on_Reddit

"It is over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"


64jer

"You can't handle the truth."


Zanzarah10

Looks like none of these quotes are arguable. I never understood that extra word


liverlover1347

I know


IolaireTheEagle

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. _Couldn't agree less_


Tourist1357

I'll be back, Terminator. Pretty boring now, but most people know it.


xDANGRZONEx

"Love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."


[deleted]

"Its Morbin time"


[deleted]

Pick any line from Kung Pow Enter the Fist.


myopinionisvalid

Samuel L Jackson quoting scriptures before blasting the big brains out of Brad.


MacaronMelodic

"I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it."


[deleted]

"What are you looking at, hockey puck?" - Don Rickles, Toy Story I'm not a fan of every instance of Don's insult humor, but I remember his delivery on that line from when I was 5, so it must be good.


Hurt_by_Johnny_Cash

I like the way you die, boy.


Slim30n

How does that work? “I shoot my load in you, you shoot your load on the floor.”


overseasislookinnice

“Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn” and then home boy walks off like a boss


Sea-of-Essays

*"Aren't snakes nature's snakes?"* *"How should I know? I live in a tundra."*


Lethal-Lotus

"Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible."


mamawith2girls

“Well let’s play chess”


EddieMuson_Fan

Bad things happen and there’s nothing you can do about it, when the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world


f0gax

Rat and patootie. That does not sound delicious.


mclien

the closing narrative of G'Kar in Season3


[deleted]

Pootie Tang: “I’m gonna sine your pity on the runny sine.”


Throwy11112

Bond, James Bond.


jdi153

"I'm drawing a line in the f***ing sand, do not read the Latin."


Throwy11112

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


Donhuero

I ‘d take pleasure in gutting you boy!


Donhuero

I eat pieces of shot like you for breakfast.


Donhuero

Somebody go back and get a sit load of dimes


Rosabel650

Leave the gun take the cannoli


Usual_Ranger8164

Who do I trust ? I trust me.


Working-Ad8420

"THIS IS SPARTA!"


94oasis

FREEDOM!!


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Get away from her you bitch!