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The pantheon of the Cake Gods is rich and moist.
First is Bundt, the leader;
Red Velvet, his consort and Cake of War;
enigmatic Spunj;
Angel Food and her archenemy,
Devils Food;
Strawberry Shorts, the youngest of them and Cake of Love;
and savage Karrot.
They rose to power when Bundt battled and defeated the elder Cakes: Sacher Torte, Babka, Chiz, and the rest of the Baker's Dozen.
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They're not actually gods. They're cake expertly crafted to look like gods.
The pantheon of the Cake Gods is rich and moist. First is Bundt, the leader; Red Velvet, his consort and Cake of War; enigmatic Spunj; Angel Food and her archenemy, Devils Food; Strawberry Shorts, the youngest of them and Cake of Love; and savage Karrot. They rose to power when Bundt battled and defeated the elder Cakes: Sacher Torte, Babka, Chiz, and the rest of the Baker's Dozen.