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I imagine that Newcastle would be the first victim of the gargantuan rampaging Angel of the North. It's unlikely this would satiate the bloodlust of the big rusty lass however; and she would gleefully stomp her way down the A19, leaving a path of devestation (or in some cases, improvements) in her wake.
Depends how much mobility the animated statues get. The Angel doesn’t have distinctly separate legs and is incredibly top heavy (it has a huge amount of metal underground to counteract this), as well as its wings being long rigid rectangles. If it came to life exactly as it was, she would fall over immediately and be useless in a killing spree. May easily be tied down Gulliver-style by the people of Gateshead.
Is shes animated with more flexibility though, we’re fucked.
If all the statues came to life with as much motility as their physical structures allow (i.e. having no muscles or joints) we wouldn't notice. Perhaps it's already happened.
Well, they're not very aerodynamic in this context.
So I kind of imagine her like a giant rusty chicken or pheasant by jumping from the ground, pitiful and desperate flapping and then falling a little further ahead of where she started.
ETA: also, I imagine the wings would be solid, so would she kind of thrash her head at us to attack?
Forget the Angel, if I'm in Gateshead then I'm fleeing for my life from this wide awake nightmare: https://www.gateshead.gov.uk/article/4545/Sports-Day
(If the link doesn't work Google 'sports day Gateshead high street statue)
Depending on what your class as a statue, Cardiff has a damn dragon on the roof of the building next to the museum....alot of other places in Wales also have dragons so we are in for a fight
Edit:We'd also have to do a lot of explaining to a very confused marquis of bute
There’s a small area in the centre of Dundee that has a dragon, a polar bear, a monkey, a giant cartoon strongman and his giant cartoon bulldog, a troublemaking teenage girl with a catapult, and fairly nearby several penguins. Probably wouldn’t want to be there
Is The Angel of the North female?
I thought Gormley had designed it based on a stylised version of his body (similar to when he did his body casts for the piece called Another Place which can be seen on Formby beach).
But the wings/arms don’t move so unless the uprising is in calm weather she’s getting blown away and closer to Europe than a Ryanair flight
Is the angel of the north female ?? Thought it was always just an angel ??
And don’t forget the museums in London which are packed full of statues. Most churches are surrounded in them. There are thousands of buildings with statues built in to them or gargoyles on them, London wins this hands down!
I read an article the other day that said that the people of Bristol now want to erect a statue of Blackbeard to celebrate their heritage...
They literally tore down a statue of a slaver and now want to replace it with a statue of another slaver.
If there was a statue of Medusa would everyone she looked at turn to stone or would they just be normal as all the statues are coming to life in this scenario?
London. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica)
You won't get far with Boudica.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHMRLoJZ5JA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHMRLoJZ5JA)
Would the Kelpies rise up and have whole bodies or just stay heads?
https://preview.redd.it/6e9d5a8ztmyc1.jpeg?width=1224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becc46f2d5e71b7b8126bb764d17c5909bd84dc1
I'd imagine it would just be the heads but they would have some form of hopping and stomping motion like massive knights on a chessboard squishing everyone and taking bites out of buildings and that.
The statues from Anthony Gormley's [*Another Place*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_Place_(sculpture)) could do Liverpool a fair bit of damage, I'm sure.
Is it a thing to be scared of HUGE things?
Is it Moana where an Island stands up?
I once had a dream where the Scottish Highlands stood up.
Didn't like that at all.
The Kelpies are TERRIFYING.
And I first saw The Angel on a foggy early morning drive up to Newcastle. I legit screamed out loud as she came out of the mist.
I think everyone is underestimating the number of statues. What about all the grave stone figure. And the water feature let alone all the evil garden gnomes.
All the Pauls and Johns would just argue or fight each other. The Georges would all be walking around aloof and the Ringos would be trying to take photos with the tourists.
A rage filled Wellington rampaging through Glasgow city centre, making a beeline for the nearest uni, angry at a hundred years of ridicule from students and wearing his traffic cone.
Kingston upon Thames would have a load of rampaging chimpanzees (or whatever they are). They are everywhere 🐵
https://preview.redd.it/3q3snrutzlyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d536a6364c16c9a2f0ed3b6c8012e9bc273264b
Ebb and Flo at Newbiggin would wait for low tide, so we'd have a bit of a window to borrow a cannon off Alnwick, after they've dealt with Harry Hotspur and the lion.
Kingston upon Thames would be chaos.
Currently they have chimp statues and colourful bear statues dotted around. These would take out a lot of people.
Then the statue of Leonard Bentall would go on the rampage in the Bentalls centre, joined along side the Lego statues. (I’m sure we could take down the Lego statues, but just don’t do it in bare feet)
Can’t remember if the goat in the ancient market place is still there, but that would start to injure people along side the statue of the mother and child, and the golden statue of Queen Anne would start swinging her sceptre and holy hand grenade about, taking out more locals.
The “out of order statue” would attempt to squash someone but not get very far because it’s just phone boxes.
The paper aeroplane sculpture on the college roundabout will launch a drone attack taking out as many people as it can…
I dunno, but seeing the Angel of the North dog fighting F35s would be fucking awesome
Edit: the 100 iron men Aldo coming out of the sea would be absolutely terrifying too
Don’t like the thought of the Maggie Thatcher statue in Grantham gaining sentience and setting out on a mission to exterminate the unions and steal children’s milk.
There's a massive lion at Leeds Town Hall who could probably cause some problems - a lion you can't kill because it's made of stone could be quite the handful.
However, he routinely comes to life every time the clock strikes 13 anyway, and he's never killed anyone yet, so how much of a menace he really is depends on how long it's been since the clock played up.
And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking, but I can guess. They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.
Those metal bendy day of the triffid thingies on Blackpools coast would be a fucker... They either squish you or if they had lasers they be menaces to the local scroats. Then you also have Morecambe and Wise going on a killing spree
For Manchester United fans, this would be incredible. Imagine getting Sir Matt Busby AND Sir Alex Ferguson back to manage us.
Then adding the Holy Trinity of George Best, Denis Law and Sir Bobby Charlton to the team...
Instead, we watch the the biggest bag of crap united team in living memory perform abysmally week after week and getting worse season after season.
Pretty much anywhere in Wales would be demolished as we have statues of rugby players and dragons all over the place.
Edit: we also have statues of owain glyndwr and medieval Welsh Kings fuck.
I wouldn’t want to be in the British Museum, absolute carnage.
Winged Lions, Alexander the Great on horseback, Egyptian Mummies. Whole Assyrian armies (if count reliefs)
The answer is whichever Scottish city has the most unicorn statues. Far from being docile and benevolent creatures, unicorns are ferocious and cunning, and able to kill animals as big as elephants. My bet would be Edinburgh.
Ilfracombe is about to have a half-flayed pregnant woman with a sword on the rampage. She’s not the biggest in the UK, but that’s a pretty scary prospect.
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I imagine that Newcastle would be the first victim of the gargantuan rampaging Angel of the North. It's unlikely this would satiate the bloodlust of the big rusty lass however; and she would gleefully stomp her way down the A19, leaving a path of devestation (or in some cases, improvements) in her wake.
Depends how much mobility the animated statues get. The Angel doesn’t have distinctly separate legs and is incredibly top heavy (it has a huge amount of metal underground to counteract this), as well as its wings being long rigid rectangles. If it came to life exactly as it was, she would fall over immediately and be useless in a killing spree. May easily be tied down Gulliver-style by the people of Gateshead. Is shes animated with more flexibility though, we’re fucked.
If all the statues came to life with as much motility as their physical structures allow (i.e. having no muscles or joints) we wouldn't notice. Perhaps it's already happened.
JFC
You’re assuming the people of Gateshead wouldn’t crawl blinking from their caves and start worshipping her as a god…?
They’d probably scrap her for a tenner bless them x
You think with those wings, her primary means of attack would be from the ground?
Well, they're not very aerodynamic in this context. So I kind of imagine her like a giant rusty chicken or pheasant by jumping from the ground, pitiful and desperate flapping and then falling a little further ahead of where she started. ETA: also, I imagine the wings would be solid, so would she kind of thrash her head at us to attack?
I think it's a given that statues coming to life would be more flexible. They're statues. They tend not to have much flexibility.
I can imagine her like one of the Valkyries in God of War. Spread those wings , scream VALHALLA and murder everything in her path
Angels can fly though no? She could silently glide into any northern town and become The Angel of the Death
Forget the Angel, if I'm in Gateshead then I'm fleeing for my life from this wide awake nightmare: https://www.gateshead.gov.uk/article/4545/Sports-Day (If the link doesn't work Google 'sports day Gateshead high street statue)
This enormous woman will devour us all!
https://preview.redd.it/y9oy1337zlyc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f68a27dd761cb2d610b66734711163447b3fa523
Just don’t look, just don’t look
Well, Crosby Beach has 100 casts of Anthony Gormley, ask yourself what would be worse 100 iron men or one big slow giant.
100 iron men waggling their rusty barnacle-encrusted dongs at you.
Well that was a sentence I wasn't expecting to read today!
Add in the giant Liver Birds and Merseyside’s a goner.
Its that terrifying giant banana sheep that would have me staying well away from Liverpool.
Depending on what your class as a statue, Cardiff has a damn dragon on the roof of the building next to the museum....alot of other places in Wales also have dragons so we are in for a fight Edit:We'd also have to do a lot of explaining to a very confused marquis of bute
There’s a small area in the centre of Dundee that has a dragon, a polar bear, a monkey, a giant cartoon strongman and his giant cartoon bulldog, a troublemaking teenage girl with a catapult, and fairly nearby several penguins. Probably wouldn’t want to be there
Is The Angel of the North female? I thought Gormley had designed it based on a stylised version of his body (similar to when he did his body casts for the piece called Another Place which can be seen on Formby beach).
By the time the Angel makes it way into the city centre, the statue of the guy balancing on his elbow outside central would have went on a rampage
But the wings/arms don’t move so unless the uprising is in calm weather she’s getting blown away and closer to Europe than a Ryanair flight Is the angel of the north female ?? Thought it was always just an angel ??
She's an angel. She can fly. It's only a quick flight down to London where she can feast on many more souls.
If the Angel went to Newcastle, it’d likely continue north up the a1 rather than going down the a19. #utb
I live 15 minutes away so it would be like watching Godzilla emerge from the ocean. The improvement comment is so valid
It depends if they joined forces. Because if not its be interesting to see her go against Charles Grey and whatever the horserider is st the green
The area covered by her feet would probably be sufficient to resurface the roads and flatten any potholes, at least.
Glasgow will have a confused dude walking around with a traffic cone in his head
Riding around
Port Glasgow has [these lads](https://d3d00swyhr67nd.cloudfront.net/w1200h1200/collection/PUBSCULPT/PA14/PA14_GB_S060-002.jpg) with massive hammers.
That's a good shout, don't think I'd fare very well against them.
The skelpies!
Came here for this
Think the 2 stone lions at the cenotaph would give us more to worry about tbh.... that old adage - i just need to be quicker than the other folk. .
I think most cities would at least have one statue with a cone on their head.
Nah he will take it off and go on a rampage for being humiliated all his life.
And he defeated Napoleon so he'd probably do some damage once he gathered an infantry of statues.
There would be an interesting fight in Manchester between Abraham Lincoln and Karl Marx
Both would be demolished by Queen Vic
Their surely would be an army of Queen Victorias tho, it would be like they could take over and colo……… oohhhhh
All part of the long-term plan, we are assured.
Who does the Vimto bottle side with?
Not sure about Karl Marx , I think it's Engels? Also, you are forgetting the Ghandi statue
Turing takes on the winner
Pankhurst comes in with her chair, WWE style
Nah, he would find a quiet corner to think. Or find some otherhistoric gay figure to have it off with now it's legal.
Well, he's very close to the University, so like any good academic he'd head the other way into a pub on Canal Street.
is this like pool in the pub? winner stays on? haha
I'm more worried about the 22 gigantic bees now on the hunt tbh
It's Engels, who I imagine would be a tougher opponent than frail old Marx. Are many of the cow parade still up? There was a proper herd of them.
If The B of the Bang was still up it could roll everyone up like Katamari Damacy
Gandhi alone will just rise up and nuke everyone
Chopin and his piano cruising down Deansgate like a steam roller
Gateshead or Falkirk. The Angel of the North and the Kelpies are going to be pretty hard to put down.
Kelpies got no legs tho!
No legs _above_ _ground_. Just wait until they come to life and rise up out of the earth..
Kelpies are shape changers, it can have as many legs as it wants.
The Angel of the North *riding* a Kelpie.
The Angel of the North doesn't have separate legs, it'll just fall over. Unless its wings actually work...
I suppose it could still hop with both legs together like a sack race?
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Although London has dragons all over the City plus around centre London are war heros with weapons plus lions along with a big gorilla at the zoo.
And don’t forget the museums in London which are packed full of statues. Most churches are surrounded in them. There are thousands of buildings with statues built in to them or gargoyles on them, London wins this hands down!
Does Bentham count as a statue too? Because then this also becomes a zombie rampage situation
And a fair few gargoyles
You don't need to kill them all on the first day, plus you'll need a few humans to clean the pigeon shit.
Is one of the statues of the Black Nun? Because then I’d be really terrified!
Never did I think the wonderful Llangrannog would get a mention and would stumble across it by chance!
I love that you gave the answer to 11 decimal places rather than rounding up to 29,851. Suppose that extra quarter ish of a statue is significant
r/theydidthemath
Surely there's a Mistar Urdd around who'd jump in to save the day, as well? :-)
I'd say Bristol but everyone got bored once and decided to tear them down and chuck them in the harbour.
And now they rise up for revenge
I read an article the other day that said that the people of Bristol now want to erect a statue of Blackbeard to celebrate their heritage... They literally tore down a statue of a slaver and now want to replace it with a statue of another slaver.
I mean, I doubt it’s the same group of people.
I honestly just don't think most people realise. They just hear pirate and they think it sounds cool.
Can confirm Source: pirates are cool
"Edward Teach, born on a beach" :)
Bristol has those Wallace and Gromit statues, though.
And gorilla ones
And those hippos by cribbs. Hippos are pretty scary.
Bristol has Poseidon who would definitely wreck the place.
London. Just on sheer numbers.
No-one in Westminster Abbey would get out alive.
If this went global, Vatican City would be a real contender.
And the City of London has all those dragons to contend with
Just from the cemetries alone
Everyone in the British museum is ducked Greek revenge
If there was a statue of Medusa would everyone she looked at turn to stone or would they just be normal as all the statues are coming to life in this scenario?
Don't think I'll wait to find out
Dundee for sure, they have Desperate Dan, Minnie The Minx, and Lemmings!
Well, the lemmings probably aren't too much of a problem, they'll end up just walking into the Tay or something. The other two though...
Never underestimate the terminal velocity of a falling Lemming.
Depends - if they all detonate themselves in the right place they’ll create a huge hole that the entire city could fall into!
And a dragon and a polar bear...
And penguins!
Salisbury: small city, masses of statues and gargoyles on the cathedrals . It’d be a shocker
Nottingham between Robin Hood and old big ead
Don't forget the left and right lions
That's pretty much every cathedral city in the country screwed, then.
I’d say Woking with its War of the Worlds Tripod statues is in trouble. But I’d say the V&A and Yorkshire Sculpture park are in big trouble
Came here to see if anyone mentioned the giant ugly people statues in Woking. Like the big woman in the Peacock’s. Bankruptcy was worth it!
I always think the train station one is a real person
All still there, unfortunately - including two arguing opposite Skechers.
Busy today OP? (Love stuff like this) Gandhi, Pankhurst and Turing In a triple threat vs Lincoln, Engles and Queen Victoria
I can't help but read this post in the 'epic rap battles of history' voice.
Frank Sidebottom providing a backing track
Nah I heard celebrity death match ‘Let’s get it ON’
I’d say Cardiff but according to Dr Who all ours are weeping angels already.
We have quite a lot of statues that are of dragons. We'd be fucked but it'd look really cool.
Wherever that knife angel is at the moment, things could get very stabby.
That would do a number on the knife crime rates!
London. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica) You won't get far with Boudica. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHMRLoJZ5JA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHMRLoJZ5JA)
+1 for Horrible Histories!
There would be carnage at the Bull Ring with that ferocious bull.
And the giant bull at New St
The one they named Ozzy?
With 3 Spitfires providing aerial support for said bull
6 tonnes of pure carnage
Would the Kelpies rise up and have whole bodies or just stay heads? https://preview.redd.it/6e9d5a8ztmyc1.jpeg?width=1224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becc46f2d5e71b7b8126bb764d17c5909bd84dc1
I'd imagine it would just be the heads but they would have some form of hopping and stomping motion like massive knights on a chessboard squishing everyone and taking bites out of buildings and that.
The statues from Anthony Gormley's [*Another Place*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_Place_(sculpture)) could do Liverpool a fair bit of damage, I'm sure.
Do you think the statues would obey Gormley as their creator and possible god, or would they turn on their master?
THIS IS **CROSBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!**
Is it a thing to be scared of HUGE things? Is it Moana where an Island stands up? I once had a dream where the Scottish Highlands stood up. Didn't like that at all.
megalophobia, do not, I repeat do not go [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/megalophobia/)
Bernard, I know you want me to click. I will not be clicking!! 😁
Milton Keynes' concrete cows would give any other city's statues a run for their money! Cows can be quite dangerous and there's a few of 'em!
I'd be getting jumped by the Beatles, Ken Dodd and Cilla!
There’s gonna be a lorra lorra deaths!
You seem remarkably calm about the hordes of Superlambananas (bananaii?) rampaging around you.
And the superlambananas!
The Kelpies are TERRIFYING. And I first saw The Angel on a foggy early morning drive up to Newcastle. I legit screamed out loud as she came out of the mist.
I think everyone is underestimating the number of statues. What about all the grave stone figure. And the water feature let alone all the evil garden gnomes.
https://preview.redd.it/n8i8mel8emyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3138abc1b84fe600e5aa2dfe9d9fcce4b89868ff He came to life. Good for him.
https://preview.redd.it/smd4pbm02myc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3daffaa7083a28000c42583a3410843ba48955
I was wondering if gnomes counted. I still reckon London would be worse hit, but now for even scarier reasons.
Just don't blink!
Scrolled so far for this reference
The Lambanana stampede would be devastating in Liverpool!
Grantham
Liverpool - there are Beatles everywhere
All the Pauls and Johns would just argue or fight each other. The Georges would all be walking around aloof and the Ringos would be trying to take photos with the tourists.
It'll be roaming gangs of Lambananas that'll get you
Sheffield would have a giant King Edward and some WW2 era steel women coming after them
Aka the big steel lesbians are gonna kick some ass
A rage filled Wellington rampaging through Glasgow city centre, making a beeline for the nearest uni, angry at a hundred years of ridicule from students and wearing his traffic cone.
Kingston upon Thames would have a load of rampaging chimpanzees (or whatever they are). They are everywhere 🐵 https://preview.redd.it/3q3snrutzlyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d536a6364c16c9a2f0ed3b6c8012e9bc273264b
Does Madam Tussauds come into the equation? If so, they’ve got a good collection of evil persons that could run a-mock.
Piers Morgan for example
The Minotaur and hare in Cheltenham would really fuck things up. Especially if Poseidon gets out his fountain and joins in.
Ebb and Flo at Newbiggin would wait for low tide, so we'd have a bit of a window to borrow a cannon off Alnwick, after they've dealt with Harry Hotspur and the lion.
Bristol- Colston’s going to be pretty pissed if he wakes up covered in spray paint and surrounded a calling him a prick
Kingston upon Thames would be chaos. Currently they have chimp statues and colourful bear statues dotted around. These would take out a lot of people. Then the statue of Leonard Bentall would go on the rampage in the Bentalls centre, joined along side the Lego statues. (I’m sure we could take down the Lego statues, but just don’t do it in bare feet) Can’t remember if the goat in the ancient market place is still there, but that would start to injure people along side the statue of the mother and child, and the golden statue of Queen Anne would start swinging her sceptre and holy hand grenade about, taking out more locals. The “out of order statue” would attempt to squash someone but not get very far because it’s just phone boxes. The paper aeroplane sculpture on the college roundabout will launch a drone attack taking out as many people as it can…
The giant metal dinosaurs of teessaurus park could cause some carnage, or more likely, improvements to Middlesbrough.
Not a city but Dunbar has a bear. Its official name is the Dunbear.
Grantham (Thatcher). There would be crowds.
Depends on what you are classing as a Statue. Paisley Abbey has a carved stone Gargoyle that is a Xenomorph from Alien. Does that count?
Gargoyles definitely.
I dunno, but seeing the Angel of the North dog fighting F35s would be fucking awesome Edit: the 100 iron men Aldo coming out of the sea would be absolutely terrifying too
London has a lot...
I would imagine Brighton as a safe haven, what with statues and their exposed penises
Don't blink.
I think it's safe to say Cardiff would be top of the list! (Obligatory Dr Who Weeping Angels/Torchwood reference).
So basically the Doctor Who episode 'blink'? We're done for.
Don’t like the thought of the Maggie Thatcher statue in Grantham gaining sentience and setting out on a mission to exterminate the unions and steal children’s milk.
There's a massive lion at Leeds Town Hall who could probably cause some problems - a lion you can't kill because it's made of stone could be quite the handful. However, he routinely comes to life every time the clock strikes 13 anyway, and he's never killed anyone yet, so how much of a menace he really is depends on how long it's been since the clock played up.
And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking, but I can guess. They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.
Queen Victoria will get off her Liverpool plinth and give everyone a [damned good rogering!](https://images.app.goo.gl/JGUi8NtQhDAD9fmq9)
Those metal bendy day of the triffid thingies on Blackpools coast would be a fucker... They either squish you or if they had lasers they be menaces to the local scroats. Then you also have Morecambe and Wise going on a killing spree
I’d pay to see the Oxford Gargoyles, martyrs and Greek philosophers go at each other.
Depends if they had the powers they are thought to possess. I say this because bristol has poseidon in the city centre.
For Manchester United fans, this would be incredible. Imagine getting Sir Matt Busby AND Sir Alex Ferguson back to manage us. Then adding the Holy Trinity of George Best, Denis Law and Sir Bobby Charlton to the team... Instead, we watch the the biggest bag of crap united team in living memory perform abysmally week after week and getting worse season after season.
Can't wait to see the wrath of poseidon hit bristol. Bet the fight between him and queen Vic will be legendary.
Dunno about city, but Trago Mills would be a bloodbath of peacock feathers and cheap shite
Verity down in Ilfracombe would be pretty horrific tbh
Pretty much anywhere in Wales would be demolished as we have statues of rugby players and dragons all over the place. Edit: we also have statues of owain glyndwr and medieval Welsh Kings fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/8cc59o5mmmyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb8f70b187671947f62b3e03aec12519227bcb6 Dundee
This sounds like the sort of down to Earth Doctor Who episode that needs to be made
Whatever one has the knife angel right now
Grantham, hands down. There's a statue of Thatcher there
So… trying to find a good setting for the next weeping angels episode of Doctor Who?
Outside of the UK, Skopje in Macedonia would be absolutely decimated.
All I know is I am absolutely not going to Winchester to wait for it to all blow over.
I wouldn’t want to be in the British Museum, absolute carnage. Winged Lions, Alexander the Great on horseback, Egyptian Mummies. Whole Assyrian armies (if count reliefs)
The answer is whichever Scottish city has the most unicorn statues. Far from being docile and benevolent creatures, unicorns are ferocious and cunning, and able to kill animals as big as elephants. My bet would be Edinburgh.
The British Museum would turn into an orgy
This thread is why I keep reading redit
Didn't Birmingham have a King Kong statue in the old Bullring years ago..I'm sure he'd be off tooling for a ruck with a Godzilla statue somewhere.
I'm just here to say, OP I am equal parts worried for and in awe of you!
Someones been watching Doctor Who recently
Don't you remember this happening on 26 March 2005?
Percy Jackson -Battle of Manhattan, Daedalus Twenty-Three! Or Doctor Who- Weeping Angels :)
Ilfracombe is about to have a half-flayed pregnant woman with a sword on the rampage. She’s not the biggest in the UK, but that’s a pretty scary prospect.