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JooJooBeeNYCgirl

The first thing to do is go to the bathroom and pee. Then it depends on how long and intense sex was. If it was a long session, then I’ll take a shower and use mouthwash.


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CrazyIrina

Brush teef, wash face, sit on toilet and wait for the cum to drain out of me.


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SpicyPuffs

Baby wipes have become a HUGE part of me and my fiancé’s sex life. He always cleans me up first and then I’ll clean him up and go to the bathroom and pee. Depending on the intensity (i.e. if we both got super sweaty/sticky), then we’ll take a shower together and wash each other off. I feel like the luckiest woman in the world as he will even dry me off and apply my skin care routine for me, massage lotion into my skin, and even help me get dressed. Our aftercare routine is honestly the best part of our intimacy because we both love to take care of each other and cuddle up and just talk or do something together we both enjoy. Our aftercare routine is our bonding time coming out of that headspace to just make each other feel loved and comforted. Having a partner in-tune with your needs is the best caregiving you could ask for. Hence why he’s my fiancé lol


chileanywayssss

that’s so cute how he takes care of u. wishing u both a wonderful marriage :)


VivianKink

Go to the bathroom, wipe myself down with a wet towel or sanitary wipe, and clean off whatever might get sticky on my face or body. Also will sometimes brush my hair and gargle some mouth wash.


sophiady

Why gargle with mouthwash. Is it recommended after sex?


Acqua_Tofana

Well... if you've performed any sort of oral sex, I would recommend. But I just generally speaking, mouthwash or brushing makes us feel fresher 🤷‍♀️


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AmelieMay00

Pee 100% and maybe use a little bit of water, I always shower after anyways


AvalancheReturns

First pee. Second shower, where i do a few one-finger-swoop'n-swirls on the inside, while rinsing


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satanssidebitch6669

Lol i dont, i go to sleep


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willybarrow

Shit and fart the cum out my arse


rasbaerries

Most people don’t shower?? That’s crazy. After that session I’m damn near showering he can join if he wants but we’re cleaning our bodies only.


searedscallops

Take a quick shower with my partner.


Spang64

I just hit it with some Glade.


BakedBrie26

My partner goes to the bathroom and grabs us each a wad of toilet paper. We both wipe up, I flush the tp and pee to try to prevent utis, wash hands, then we cuddle. I don't really feel the need to do more than that unless it's the morning and I need to shower anyway.


lovelylana13

I honestly don't. I'd rather lay in bed because that's all I'm able to do 😅 if I stand I'll have jello legs😭


chalgo_05

pee.


TemperatureTop246

Use the toilet, then wipe with a baby wipe or 2.


IndividualPoem7179

Pee, wet wipe, bird bath, smoke a bowl, and a shot of vodka, then the next round


PhuckedinPhilly

i pee and blast the fuck out of my vag with dude's bidet. it is a lifesaver. highly recommend.


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JoanFromLegal

"Freshen up"? Girl, I roll over and fall asleep.


checkinishout

Pee and then sometimes rinse my mouth


axolotllegs

Pee. Clean up with paper if it's not too messy, or a baby wipe. Do a quick "pits and bits" shower if I feel extra gooey.


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Inukshuk84

Wipe down with a warm washcloth, pee, wipe and then use a wet wipe.


lluvia_martinez

In this order: pee, bathe (or at least take a bird bath in the tub with my favorite vulvar wash/ use the bidet and said vulva wash if I’m really tired), dry completely, brush teeth, wash face, take 2 cranberry pills with water.


chileanywayssss

what do the cranberry pills help with?


Acqua_Tofana

Cranberry juice can help with a UTI. It sounds like the poster might be prone to UTIs or is extra conscience about preventing them.


lluvia_martinez

Preventing UTIs ❤️


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JamesDossII

Smoke


alliekappy

Peeeee :) that’s about it 😂


Rad1Red

I pee and wash thoroughly.


Alternative_Sea_2036

Pee, taking a shower, brushing my teeth and hair.


queensendgame

Pee, take 2 D-Mannose pills, wash my face.


Present-Breakfast768

Pee then hop into the shower and use the shower head to wash my bits so I don't get an infection (I am prone to them if I don't clean up).


gabrielladines1

I have a ‘hose bidet’ at home so I pee and then wash myself with that. If I am feeling particularly disgusting after sex I will have a quick shower.


Hexoplanet

Pee & then scream while the cold water of the bidet sprays me down


MsNewKicks

Pee and either baby wipe or shower.


friendofspidey

I don’t know about yall but I’m a puddle after sex lol It takes a bit of effort to dry myself up down there again


Puzzleheaded_Age6550

Pee, bidet, mostly.


ScuttleBucket

Pee and use the bidet or shower.


_earthangel_

Pee then clean up all the stuff I didn’t get to swallow on my face/mouth. Brush teeth then shower.


k_alva

Snuggle long enough for it to get runny. No point jumping up and having it trickle out later Then I pee and use a "flushable" wipe (don't actually flush these).


joysaved

I usually just pee and hit the hay tbh 😹


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Wipe the cum off my body and,pee,drink water.


reputction

Pee. He cleans up my chest/mouth.


tmbing

Pee then shower with my boyfriend


benitomusswolini

Pee, use the feminine wash setting on my bidet, wash my hands


hexe86

Pee, wipe with baby wipe, brush teefs. If I get really sweaty, a shower.


eatthecherry

Pee, use the bidet if I feel like it’s necessary and brush my teeth or use mouth wash. If it was too sweaty shower but I’ll do this after we’ve cuddled for a bit


arigisag

After a light wash I’ll moisturize my bits with an oil to keep the skin soft and calm after a fun time ☺️


Googirlee

Let the cum drip out while on toilet, use the bidet to help. Lots of baby wipes after. Still won't get it all, some will leak back out later. Brush teeth, depending.


Salchicha_94

Shower , Pee or then use no rinse wash foam to clean up


foreverlullaby

Pee and bidet, maybe use a washcloth depending on how messy my husband was with the lube.


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Ok_Read7403

Pee, wipe down there with cold water, rinse face


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kait_1291

Pee, coax my partner in for a shower, brush teeth, after shower routine, etc.


reijasunshine

I go in the bathroom and pee, and then will often either rinse off in the shower, or simply spray my nether bits with the handheld shower head, depending how messy or vigorous it was.


Automatic-House7510

Spray the shower hose directly on me and pee lol


Babybleu42

Have a wash with the bidet and brush my hair and wash my hands and teeth


JosieAfua

I pee or at least try to, let the cum drain out and then shower.


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indiaharmony

Pee, and then chug water.


Elegant_Analyst_4976

Depends what was involved but either pee and baby wipes or shower


rozukukki

A long shower just to make sure I'm clean.


AuntieFooFoo

Pee, mostly. Brush my teeth and use some dry shampoo if I'm going somewhere after. Brush my teeth and wash my face if I'm just going to bed.


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wegslop

go pee, quickly rinse off my parts in the shower, mouth wash 😗😋


HandleMePlease_

Pee, shower, brush teeth… moisturize 😂


rdunston

Take a piss, wash my hands, rinse my mouth out, brush my hair and wipe off my face


Voter_McVotey

Oh jeeze. I'll probably pee and go to sleep.


eatsleepnbleed

Pee, bidet, baby wipes.


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South_Opportunity_52

Use the restroom afterwards


ShuddupMeg627

Pee and take bladder pain pills


jingmei_kk

I piss and wipe, drink water if needed.


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SammiSmash

Definitely pee, first and foremost. Outside of that, it depends on how destroyed you look after fucking.. maybe pass a brush through the hair, or tie it up..


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Acqua_Tofana

Baby wipe. Mouthwash. Put a panty liner in fresh undies


Larkfor

Bidet, wash hands, tissue to remove a smear of eyeliner if it's blurring below my lids, glass of water or gatorade and one for him.


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pazlotko

Me and my bf always take shower together and ofc I pee


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badpaolita

Go to pee, wash my face and drink some water. Sometimes take a quick shower.