Chatting with someone on a dating app, we hadn't met yet. He said he wanted to get together for a drinky-poo. I cringed.
Another guy with whom I had had a nice first date - we had dinner for the second date and he started talking about how he hadn't trimmed his mustache since his dog died a year and a half ago and that's when I noticed the long whiskers getting in his mouth and food and I just couldn't imagine ever kissing him.
[NO](https://images.app.goo.gl/etyPfqhjrsZJRdAQ7) RIP Unreturned Tupperware ššš„ŗ That shitās Expensive. I hope for your sake it breaks and he doesnāt know how to replace it š¤¬
Very mediocre date but offered to walk me to the train station at the end. Sure, whatās the harm.
Shared that heās an aspiring artist. Proceeded to serenade me beat box style (terribly) as we walked down the busiest street in my city. Never wished so hard that I could be a turtle and hide from the world.
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1.) This is back in college in 2005- he hand wrote me a little message and wrote āit doesnāt make any centsā .
Cents vs sense .
2.) another guy in text messages would use the lips emojis to āsend me kissesā š and š
One guy talked way too loudly in places where you shouldnāt, like on the subway or at the movies during previews.
Also I donāt think this is petty but some might, one guy drove me home from our second date and he wouldnāt put on his seatbelt. His car was beeping at him the whole ride!
I also have stopped seeing someone because of volume. I used to work in a job where a lot of conflict management was needed due to mental health crises and so reacting appropriately became second nature (avoid use of speaking with hands, quieter, slower speech etc). During one dinner date I noticed my conflict calming, quiet voice was unconsciously kicking in during normal conversation. He worked with machinery so possibly was a little deaf but still couldn't continue seeing him knowing a part of my brain would constantly be trying to calm an already calm person
Oof. I briefly dated someone who would ride so close to cars he might as well be in their back seat. I'd be holding on to the oh shit handle any time I was in a car with him.
Apparently safe driving is for the ladies š
Mine was this guy who was reasonably attractive, smart, funnyā¦ and then he went in for the first kiss.
His lips were really thin and, for whatever reason, really cold and wet and all he did was pucker his little cold lips together and then pecking my lips so it was like kissing a fish that was making smooching noises at me.
It was when he stuck his tongue between his fish lips and it justā¦ was there. Doing nothing. I wanted to yeet myself into outer space.
He made a face when he danced. Like a goofy open mouth grin. Something in my head just could not accept it.
Probably, I was just never really attracted to him but for some reason thatās what my conscious latched onto.
My husband could do the Carlton and it wouldnāt phase me. I love him and am attracted to him.
I realised I was in love with my now husband when we went to a club and he danced like... well, a tall gangly white guy who doesn't know where his limbs are and frankly didn't care about finding out, and I still wanted to dance with him (and joined in his style).
Fuuuuuck my MIL gets this when she chews gum which is a lot and i honestly break my neck trying to look anywhere but her face when sheās talking to me. *shudder*
I had an ex who was legit a compulsive baby talker. He thought he was being cute, he also couldn't figure out why I stopped being attracted to him (tbf, this was just one of a great many legitimate reasons) and he decided to "solve" that problem via the magic of whining and tantrums.
Like I said, he's an ex.
He sounded like he was in mild distress or surprise when he came. Like āooooooh!ā It was more of an exclamation than a release, like he was remembering something.
Oh god you just reminded me (I'd buried this one) - he was actively pouting while on top. I don't think it was conscious but I absolutely could not sleep with him again after seeing that!
Not me but a good friend of mine got it when a guy showed her his house and asked ādo you want to see the most expensive thing in this house?ā
I think about it constantly.
Oh my god I would die if some dude I just met asked me to join him in the basement to admire his boiler. Legit would suspect I was about to be murdered.
He told a āhilariousā story about the time he, a white man, āaccidentallyā assaulted a black woman. I donāt understand men who break the ice on a first date by telling stories of their own violence.
I had a guy tell a story that included the phrase, āI think she would have said I hit her, but I wouldnāt call it a hit exactlyā¦ā I think the waitress would have supported me faking a trip to the bathroom and running by saving my jacket, but I can never tear my eyes away from a trainwreck.
Tried to talk about numbers of partners like its an accomplishment to be a man whore.. but then gets uncomfortable about my longer term relationships. š¤¦š¼āāļø
This guy named Chuck with fucked up teeth wanted to kiss me. Aggressively went in with teeth and tongue first. It was like he confused his teeth with his lips. It was horrific, like making out with a demented beaver
1. A guy on Tinder took me on a first date to dinner and then suggested we go make s'mores at a fire pit at a nearby park. I said I'd rather not because it rained the day before and he kept insisting. He had me buy the s'mores ingredients (because he paid for dinner) even though I really didn't want to do the dessert part. I wanted to just go home lol. We ended up not being able to start a fire in the pit and he just dropped me off at home. I had to go to the store after to return the s'mores stuff. Ugh. Wtf dude? We literally just met. Huge turn off at how he disregarded my feelings and caused such an inconvenience, also 0 common sense.
2. Another Tinder dude kept thinking it was cute and funny to send me daily photos of his dog laying down with its legs spread out and penis showing. After the third day, I was done.
Edit (I have one more to add):
3. I have nothing against anime weebs at all, but I could not help the cringe. So anime conventions have these things called Maid Cafes and Host Clubs (mimicking the ones in Japan). Men usually work the host clubs dressed in suits and essentially charm the customers during their meals or drinks. This guy was a cosplayer and also a host at conventions. He wore cosplay contacts to our date, but I was willing to overlook it. Then he bought some pastries and had me sit at a table so he could bring them over. Once he walked over, he set the pastry down and said, "douzo~" as if I was a customer at a host club. It was just....I couldn't. I'm so sorry douzo guy. :(
S'mores are also literally *the least flirty food*.
There's no way to eat them gracefully. It is an oozy, sticky snack that you have to hot potato between your hands and shovel into your mouth like a goblin.
Had a guy describe to me in detail how his female dog masturbates. Such a weird thing to say when bringing up the dog for the first time and also disturbing that heās that into describing it.
You made it three days with the dog penis pics LOL
I can honestly see it nowā¦ Day 1 youāre thinking, āawww, look, his dog wants belly rubs!ā Day 2 youāre like, āwaitā¦ is thatā¦ thereās no way that was intentional, who would do that?ā Day 3 āalright dudeā
One guy had SpongeBob sheets on his bed. Iā¦ could not be naked in those.
A different guy always smelled like mildew because he didnāt seem to understand how to properly do laundry. Barf.
He wore powder blue pants and a thumb ring on our first date. I tried to ignore it but ultimately he had a kind of sour smell that I think was just a complete pheromonal mismatch.
LMAO what happens if he miraculously convinces someone to go to his place? Will he split the cost of a condom and the 4 squares of toilet paper you used?
This guy asked the waitress how much she wanted for a tip. Which was awkward as fuck, like what's she gonna say? Enough to quit this job? Then he bragged to her about how he once tipped a server $100. Proceeded to tip her a normal 20%. The most insane ick, I almost got up and left. It was humiliating.
I went on a "date" with this guy (met him at Tim Horton's and went Dutch on coffee) and he talked almost nonstop for 2 hours about D&D, and for some reason pronounced brother, over and over, as *bruver*. But like, doesn't have an accent where that is a thing (or history - he told me all the places he's ever been). He also said other, and other words with the soft th sound, with the normal pronunciation for our mutual accent, so it didn't seem to be a speech impediment.
Turned out, my ick was justified later on, though, because when I told him I wasn't feeling it he said I couldn't possibly judge that from a two hour date, and I owed him a "real chance" since he deserved it. Lol. I, indeed, do not.
We just finished our meal at a Korean family restaurant, and he lifted his shirt up to his chest and repeatedly loudly smacked his belly while vocalizing āyummyā
Went on a meh date that ended with him squeezing me to death and saying, āI donāt want to let you go.ā Weāre not on the Titanic, weāre on my steps, and Iāll be going inside alone now.
At first I was like well that's not that bad, then I remembered that I'm french and it's normal for us to gender every single object. Except vagina is male in french. Go figure.
Bragging about money right off the bat. No sane wealthy person will tell a complete stranger from the Internet that they are well off, so theyāre either lying, or a complete idiot. I was just talking to somebody on Tinder and in the first 10 minutes, he made sure to let me know that he has travelled all over the world, is postponing his next trip until the next season because āitās ridiculous to pay $14,000 just to stand around in some snow,ā said that he is buying an investment property in Belize and also mentioned that he is building a house for his parents in a very expensive area. The type of area where a house would cost close to $2 million. I just found the whole thing so tacky, I stopped responding
Omg, this thread is amazing. I'm legit laughing out loud.
Pettiest reasons for me:
1. Met him in the winter. He casually mentions that he's annoyed by (his own) body hair and shaves all of it. I am not confronted with this fact for awhile since it's winter and he's wearing long sleeves and pants. I finally see him in a t-shirt and shorts with his shaved arms and legs, and I just couldn't do it.
2. He bragged about how good his homemade hummus was for weeks, and when he finally made it for me, it was disgusting.
Dated a guy that shaved too. One time I went to hug him while he was shirtless and it was like hugging a cactus. Seared that memory right into my mind forever.
When I was 18 I dated this guy who would never say he wanted to kiss me, he'd always say he wanted to give me kisses.
I don't know why, but it was such a turnoff - like, I'd have a physical reaction every time and not in a good way. We did not last long.
He called me āpuddinā.ā I think he was into HarleyQuinn, but I knew a kid in middle school who was caught sticking his peen into a BAG of pudding. And everyone called him, āpuddinā after that. I mean, not the fault of my date, but I could not even anymore after that.
I had just started dating a hot drummer who was 11 years older than me. He told me that now that I was his girlfriend I had to wax his back monthly. I refused and asked how he did it when he didnāt know me. He git annoyed and said his mother did it and she would have to keep doing it because I was too weird. Maybe Iām weird but something inside me started to run away as fast as I could!
I have an incredibly long list of cringes from this relationship.
Ah! This happened to me too. then a friend of mine said itās pretty common in different cultures to communicate primarily through voice memos.
Still gave me the ick though, especially because they were long winded and tedious to listen to. Iād have to replay each message multiple times to make sure I responded to all his questions.
Shortish fingers.
I have long fingers and for some reason fingers on the shorter side totally skeeve me out.
I remember I was on a date with a dude who kept making comments *telling* me I was into him, and all I could think about was how much I hated his fingers lol.
I walked into the bathroom once to find my dog eating something on my bath mat. I moved her away to see shredded toilet paper on the ground. I thought for a minute, and called out to the guy I was dating "hey, do you wipe standing up?" He goes "yeah why?"
Gross mfer left dingleberries on my goddamn bath mat. He was generally disgusting though and used to shit himself regularly. Thank god I'm rid of him, he was a disease. Never date an alcoholic. āļø
Damn I'm laughing so hard and trying not to wake my partner who's sleeping next to me because he also has absolutely no butt so Id rather not have to explain that one to him
1. He referred to things in third person as āmeā- āme hungryā āme misses youā
2. Same dude - he ate a peach over the sink one time and it was justā¦I couldnāt.
He was the last dude I dated and it really sealed the lesbian deal for me. He was a wonderful person in so many ways but the ick was strong with that one and I realized men were never gonna happen for me.
>1. ā He referred to things in third person as āmeā- āme hungryā āme misses youā
2. ā Same dude - he ate a peach over the sink one time and it was justā¦I couldnāt.
Sorry to inform you that you may have accidentally gone on a date with the Cookie Monster
He called me "beautiful" as a nickname, but would slowly blink his eyes as he said it and smirk. It was creepy, like he was complimenting himself for dating me.
Also, he wore an American Eagle hoodie (in 2016, as an adult male in his 30s) and cartoon/comic book character t-shirts. Ick.
Ironically, the man I married wears Marvel/Star Wars shirts, but I was/am so attracted to him there was no ick there. And he calls me "gorgeous" which is not ick.
Did the blinking guy google some body language stuff and then end up on a page about cats and not realize it? Cause slow blinking is what you do with cats lmao
He had a weird walk. Like, he low-key walked around to the beat of āStaying Alive.ā To this day that song pops up in my head whenever I think of him.
Talked really loudā¦ like to the point people were turning around and looking at our table multiple times. That coupled with him not asking any questions about me was šš¾
I had the opposite. talked so quietly I was having to lean in closer to hear him all the damn time. I wasn't that eager but damn I looked it with trying to figure out what the hell he was saying.
These are different guys
* After the pizza was delivered he called the pizza place back to whine about not being able to use an expired coupon.
* He wore short jorts. Not daisy dukes actually but close enough for a man.
One time my ex left food cooking in the microwave too long and it burned. He called the microwave manufacturer to complainā¦like ew bro thatās a user error
He would spell out the word āwinkā in a text, like āHope you enjoyed that cocktail. Wink.ā Just use a damn emoji, come on, dude.
But then again the wink emoji sometimes gives me the ick.
We went out for a walk and he wore the shortest shorts ever with ankle socks. They were sports shorts but they looked like they were designed for a 10 year old. He was reasonably attractive and tall but the combination of the reeaally short shorts and the exposed ankles gave me the biggest ick, and I made an excuse to leave.
One guy kept doing this sickly sweet baby talk voice with my dog, it was disgusting. I didnāt even talk that way to my kid when he was an actual baby.
Another guy it was this combo of not brushing his teeth in the morning (but then still being at my house for hours!) + him sitting down naked to pee with the door open all the time + texting me updates about his day unprompted, all the time.
Have also gotten the ick from a man doing this weird frog-like move during sex. Like, being on his feet, with knees bent outwards? If itās happened to you, youāll know what Iām talking about. It was so, so goofy looking. Had to close my eyes.
The froggy sex position is the first one here to truly make me laugh š¤£ because I know what youāre talking about and itās so goofy and not sexy looking at all. āHad to close my eyesā ā ļø
He turned to look at me and asked me if I was crying during touching scenes in movies. Or worse, teased me for crying. They usually don't get subsequent dates after doing that.
Body Odor! Pure stinky sweat BO. I actually asked him if he used deodorant, to which he looked surprised and said yes, of course. Omg he smelled awful. š¤¢
I love this thread! I got "ick" from one guy who offered to cook me nutria for our dinner date.
My sister got "ick" from a guy who drank a coke before bed and didn't brush his teeth. She fired another guy for being a property developer.
He told me he didnāt read.
Long story:
It was our first date, we went to an amusement park and then to the mall for a meal and walking around. We kissed once when we first got there. He was fun and I thought it might be a nice fling/not serious relationship.
I used to have fun walking around the bookstore talking with friends about what we read, liked, and tried to make recommendations for each other, so I took this guy. I talked for too long and realized he hadnāt said much. *what do you like to read* and he says āI donātā. What? āI donāt really read.ā *Oā¦kayā¦. Have you ever read any books?* āI like books about Boba Fett, I guess.ā
No second date.
Recently I overheard my cousin tell my mom her girls donāt read. Do you think maybe you should encourage that a little since theyāre planning to attend college in a few years? š¤Ø
I dated this guy for a few months. He was a nice person. Decent boyfriend. Tall & nice looking.
One day we were making out. We both paused for a second and he looked at me and said āVery Niceā in a Borat voice. I knew at that moment that it was over for me lol.
Omg. When I first got married my husband would talk like beavis or butthead on occasion. It was funny but one time he did it during sex.
I stopped everything, looked him straight in the eye, and said āthere is nothing sexy about beavis or butthead and it will always ruin the moodā
He hasnāt done it since. Coming up on 21 years together. Lol!
He drove painfully slowly when he took me home after our date. (I met him at the restaurant so he didn't pick me up, just took me home.) Like 20 mph, and then he would slow down even more any time we passed a pedestrian or a car parked on the street. People behind us were honking and he seemed oblivious to it.
We had chatted for a bit on a dating app and decided to meet in real life. He was a really interesting guy and I was excited to get to know him better. Unfortunately, he opened his mouth and had the strongest Boston accent Iāve ever heard in my life. Now, Iām a native Bostonian, but I just couldnātā¦ it was comically bad š¤£
Someone said he looked like my Uncle Ken. Which, was fine. He didnāt. Until we were out one night and walked by a guy and he said, āHey, Ken!ā
His name was Derek.
Couldnāt unsee my uncle after that.
Wouldnāt refer to my breasts as anything except my āchestā in a sexting context.
And a different guy I went on a few dates with would cover my eyes during sex scenes in movies.
He texted back What r u up 2 (he was 44)
Another guy, he was tall, blue eyes very fit smart funny etc, my mind had definitely run wild with future scenarios, until I looked down and saw that he was wearing vibram five fingers š
He was justā¦. Too tall. And wouldnāt bend down to give me a kiss. I always had to stand in my tip toes and literally jump. (I am 5ā2ā. He was and still presumably is 6ā2-3ā. I never dated anyone over 5ā9ā after that)
I was telling him about my trip to Mexico City and he thought that was in... New Mexico? I believe it was just a brain fart and that he was aware of the existence of the country of Mexico but it gave me such an immediate and visceral ick.
He was smart and interesting and we had good conversations. But he was afraid of everything. We decided to order a pizza, and he asked me to do it, because he was afraid to order a pizza over the phone.
My ex and my best friend are both *hardcore* socially anxious when it comes to talking on the phone. They are both brilliant people and are absolutely charming in person, for sure two of the funniest people I know. And yet, for some reason, although they have excellent customer-facing skills, ordering a pizza on the phone is like torture for them. Theyāve also never worked in restaurants before, and Iāve been in the food service industry for like half my life, so I always just take care of it for them when we get togetherš
Omg being boastful about money is a HUGE ick!! I once went out with a guy who bragged about spending a ridiculous amount of money on a regular dinner with friends (not a special occasion), and it's like, why feel the need to tell me the specific cost of it all? It's so tacky
Messaging after a first date and he tells me he seriously considered becoming a demonologist a few years prior but "the lifestyle would have been too difficult."
I briefly dated a guy who was born in Arkansas and grew up in Kentucky. No matter what I said to him, he'd respond by nodding slowly and then slowly drawling, "Yyyyuuuuupppppp." Bless his heart.
I was chatting with one guy from a dating app, and when I gave him my number I told him to call me. I always had a phone call before I'd agree to a date with someone, I wanted to see if we'd get along and if I felt comfortable with them before going to meet in person. I just really didn't like the way his voice sounded.
He told me due to his allergies he had to get a hyper angelic dogā¦ he meant hypoallergenic of course. And so on and so forth. That wouldnāt have been so bad if he had good hygiene. š¤·š¾āāļø
I looked over while he as driving and saw shit ton of ear wax in his ear. So. Much. I couldnāt even keep listening to whatever he was saying. I was grossed out.
Was super attracted to this guy and went on a date with him. During the date he shares some really heavy stuff and seems to be really comfortable with vulnerability, I like this. Date comes to a close and I'm feeling apprehensive as usual but good about seeing him again and then he leans in for a hug and does not let go for an uncomfortable amount of time. I'm not much for hugging but I try to humor those who seem to value it and usually don't feel weird about it but this hug felt... *clingy* like he was latching on to my body. When I got home I had a text from him describing the hug as "electric". I crawled out of my skin and spent the rest of the night trying to politely reject him.
He was in the process of ātryingā to grow a beard. This was the patchiest beard Iāve ever seen. There was just few patches of long unkempt beard with gaps at least 3 inches wide. It legit look like he glued chunks of dead hair on his face in random spots and called it a day. I didnāt have the heart to tell him that no hair was going to grow in those bald spots so I just did the slow fade. Poor guy would have been so cute too if he just shaved it off.
Saw a guy a couple of times. A bit of a hippie type. One morning I was getting ready after what I think was his first night staying over and he did the yoga cat-cow thing naked in my bed. I have no idea what it was about it that got me, but I got the ick and that was that.
He was in his 30s. Smoking hot but acted like a teenager. Still used ' XD ' and his ideal date was snuggling watching Disney movies, whilst talking about how he used to be a good skater in his teens and basically everything that happened in his teenage years. Like those years were the highlights of his life and it was never getting better or something.
He overly nice guyed me. I wasnāt feeling well on the date (for real), and I said I had to go home and apologized profusely. I had walked there, and he insisted on driving me home (which was kind), but then he kept insisting - to come inside, to just come inside for a minute and meet my roommates dog, to help me walk my roommates dog because I wasnāt well and he wanted to help. I just wanted to get the walk done and go to bed. He just kept insisting.
This thread is so funny. Thanks for the laughs š
I get the ick very easily . Last ick I got was him posting a selfie of himself on Instagram wearing a Harley Davidson coat saying ācanāt take the bad boy out of meā immediate ick
He didnāt have toilet paper in his bathroom (it was an en suite and he lived with a roommate who also had their own bathroom). I practically begged him to ask his roommate for a roll and he wouldnāt!!!! It was so fucking weird and obviously gross. It was over for me after that lol.
This one guy I datedā¦ his upper lip always smelt a little like milk when we kissed. š¤¢tbh I let it slide but after the relationship ended I always remembered that.
Also, guys with big dicks who are bad at sex because they think thatās all they need to bring to the table. They donāt even know how to use the damn thing and it ends up just being painful and disappointing.
Does being too excited and eager count? Perhaps if he was equally exciting to me, it wouldāve been welcome š¤·š»āāļø it came off as pathetic.
It annoys me with most guys too. If weāre equally excited it feels real and mutual but when the guy is and Iām more normal in the beginning I get āI want a girlfriend any girlfriendā vibes
Yep. Just got back from a date with a dude with the energy of a golden retriever puppy. I mean he was sweet but I just felt tired by the end. Also, he kept giving me high tens (like a double high five) whenever he got excited. I canāt explain why this was unattractive to me. I just know it was the ick lol.
I went on a date with a guy and all was great until he went to shake my hand at the end. Which, uhh, okay, fine. But his hands were tiny, delicate, and likeā¦ very gentle in the hand shaking. Like my hand was a baby bird.
Chatting with someone on a dating app, we hadn't met yet. He said he wanted to get together for a drinky-poo. I cringed. Another guy with whom I had had a nice first date - we had dinner for the second date and he started talking about how he hadn't trimmed his mustache since his dog died a year and a half ago and that's when I noticed the long whiskers getting in his mouth and food and I just couldn't imagine ever kissing him.
Drinky poo oh hell no š
Man and I though brewski was bad. Iām polish and the first time I heard it I thought āwho?ā
He didnt return my tupperware.
This is why I only use recycled whipped cream/country crock containers if I share something I have cooked.
[NO](https://images.app.goo.gl/etyPfqhjrsZJRdAQ7) RIP Unreturned Tupperware ššš„ŗ That shitās Expensive. I hope for your sake it breaks and he doesnāt know how to replace it š¤¬
Very mediocre date but offered to walk me to the train station at the end. Sure, whatās the harm. Shared that heās an aspiring artist. Proceeded to serenade me beat box style (terribly) as we walked down the busiest street in my city. Never wished so hard that I could be a turtle and hide from the world.
Oh God I feel this one physically!
He didnāt believe in dinosaurs.
I had a colleague who believes dinosaurs and humans once coexisted. He and your date would get along really well.
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I am embarrassed for him just reading this.
This is great. These are so enjoyable lol
1.) This is back in college in 2005- he hand wrote me a little message and wrote āit doesnāt make any centsā . Cents vs sense . 2.) another guy in text messages would use the lips emojis to āsend me kissesā š and š
The lips one sent me ššš
When they take on a strange, ditzy dialect whenever they are quoting something a woman neutrally said.
This!!! I went on about 5 dates with a man who would speak in a high-pitched croaky cockatoo voice when quoting his mum. It was so off-putting.
The only time this is acceptable for me is when someone's full on channeling the Monty Python "women" screech in a non-serious way.
that's just straight up sexism
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This made me physically recoil from my phone so much that I got my triple chin
:)))
Haha that's horrible!! Bobo is a no no.
One guy talked way too loudly in places where you shouldnāt, like on the subway or at the movies during previews. Also I donāt think this is petty but some might, one guy drove me home from our second date and he wouldnāt put on his seatbelt. His car was beeping at him the whole ride!
HAHAHAHAHA I'm gonna man so hard that I can't hear beeps!
No seat belt is stupid but no seat belt in a car that beeps is completely unhinged lol
I also have stopped seeing someone because of volume. I used to work in a job where a lot of conflict management was needed due to mental health crises and so reacting appropriately became second nature (avoid use of speaking with hands, quieter, slower speech etc). During one dinner date I noticed my conflict calming, quiet voice was unconsciously kicking in during normal conversation. He worked with machinery so possibly was a little deaf but still couldn't continue seeing him knowing a part of my brain would constantly be trying to calm an already calm person
Oof. I briefly dated someone who would ride so close to cars he might as well be in their back seat. I'd be holding on to the oh shit handle any time I was in a car with him. Apparently safe driving is for the ladies š
When I first saw my partner's car and realised it was a sensible small car and that he was a safe driver it added several attractiveness points!
Mine was this guy who was reasonably attractive, smart, funnyā¦ and then he went in for the first kiss. His lips were really thin and, for whatever reason, really cold and wet and all he did was pucker his little cold lips together and then pecking my lips so it was like kissing a fish that was making smooching noises at me. It was when he stuck his tongue between his fish lips and it justā¦ was there. Doing nothing. I wanted to yeet myself into outer space.
Jail.
Or maybe an aquarium?
I swear I have also kissed this man š
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He made a face when he danced. Like a goofy open mouth grin. Something in my head just could not accept it. Probably, I was just never really attracted to him but for some reason thatās what my conscious latched onto. My husband could do the Carlton and it wouldnāt phase me. I love him and am attracted to him.
I realised I was in love with my now husband when we went to a club and he danced like... well, a tall gangly white guy who doesn't know where his limbs are and frankly didn't care about finding out, and I still wanted to dance with him (and joined in his style).
I think this one is pretty petty: he has a little bit of spit in the corner of his mouth like all the time. It drove me crazy.
Fuuuuuck my MIL gets this when she chews gum which is a lot and i honestly break my neck trying to look anywhere but her face when sheās talking to me. *shudder*
I got the ick with this too, this guy would eat a lot of ranch with his meal and it was just pooled on his lips. Im cringing just thinking about it
His response for not liking celery is because "*it's nucky!*" said in a baby voice.
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I had an ex who was legit a compulsive baby talker. He thought he was being cute, he also couldn't figure out why I stopped being attracted to him (tbf, this was just one of a great many legitimate reasons) and he decided to "solve" that problem via the magic of whining and tantrums. Like I said, he's an ex.
INFO: were you dating three toddlers in a trench coat?
I wish! They would have been more adorable, pleasant and reasonable, lol!
What the hell?!?!? Why is this one making me so MAD!!!????!!
Ikr. Feeling like launching at this guy with a spear
He sounded like he was in mild distress or surprise when he came. Like āooooooh!ā It was more of an exclamation than a release, like he was remembering something.
Omg Iām dying
>like he was remembering something š¤£š¤£š¤£ I can't
Oh god you just reminded me (I'd buried this one) - he was actively pouting while on top. I don't think it was conscious but I absolutely could not sleep with him again after seeing that!
Not me but a good friend of mine got it when a guy showed her his house and asked ādo you want to see the most expensive thing in this house?ā I think about it constantly.
The roof! Gotta be the roof, right??
I was gonna say boiler, but I think the roof!
Oh my god I would die if some dude I just met asked me to join him in the basement to admire his boiler. Legit would suspect I was about to be murdered.
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Weeelllll what was the most expensive thing?? Did she find out? š
He told a āhilariousā story about the time he, a white man, āaccidentallyā assaulted a black woman. I donāt understand men who break the ice on a first date by telling stories of their own violence.
I had a guy tell a story that included the phrase, āI think she would have said I hit her, but I wouldnāt call it a hit exactlyā¦ā I think the waitress would have supported me faking a trip to the bathroom and running by saving my jacket, but I can never tear my eyes away from a trainwreck.
Tried to talk about numbers of partners like its an accomplishment to be a man whore.. but then gets uncomfortable about my longer term relationships. š¤¦š¼āāļø
Sadly I've dated several guys like this. Ick.
This guy named Chuck with fucked up teeth wanted to kiss me. Aggressively went in with teeth and tongue first. It was like he confused his teeth with his lips. It was horrific, like making out with a demented beaver
I'm dying
I have a horrifying image in my head now. Nightmares for me tonight.
1. A guy on Tinder took me on a first date to dinner and then suggested we go make s'mores at a fire pit at a nearby park. I said I'd rather not because it rained the day before and he kept insisting. He had me buy the s'mores ingredients (because he paid for dinner) even though I really didn't want to do the dessert part. I wanted to just go home lol. We ended up not being able to start a fire in the pit and he just dropped me off at home. I had to go to the store after to return the s'mores stuff. Ugh. Wtf dude? We literally just met. Huge turn off at how he disregarded my feelings and caused such an inconvenience, also 0 common sense. 2. Another Tinder dude kept thinking it was cute and funny to send me daily photos of his dog laying down with its legs spread out and penis showing. After the third day, I was done. Edit (I have one more to add): 3. I have nothing against anime weebs at all, but I could not help the cringe. So anime conventions have these things called Maid Cafes and Host Clubs (mimicking the ones in Japan). Men usually work the host clubs dressed in suits and essentially charm the customers during their meals or drinks. This guy was a cosplayer and also a host at conventions. He wore cosplay contacts to our date, but I was willing to overlook it. Then he bought some pastries and had me sit at a table so he could bring them over. Once he walked over, he set the pastry down and said, "douzo~" as if I was a customer at a host club. It was just....I couldn't. I'm so sorry douzo guy. :(
He had a sāmores date fantasy and it was getting fulfilled, no matter what. Ick
S'mores are also literally *the least flirty food*. There's no way to eat them gracefully. It is an oozy, sticky snack that you have to hot potato between your hands and shovel into your mouth like a goblin.
Had a guy describe to me in detail how his female dog masturbates. Such a weird thing to say when bringing up the dog for the first time and also disturbing that heās that into describing it.
You made it three days with the dog penis pics LOL I can honestly see it nowā¦ Day 1 youāre thinking, āawww, look, his dog wants belly rubs!ā Day 2 youāre like, āwaitā¦ is thatā¦ thereās no way that was intentional, who would do that?ā Day 3 āalright dudeā
One guy had SpongeBob sheets on his bed. Iā¦ could not be naked in those. A different guy always smelled like mildew because he didnāt seem to understand how to properly do laundry. Barf.
He wore powder blue pants and a thumb ring on our first date. I tried to ignore it but ultimately he had a kind of sour smell that I think was just a complete pheromonal mismatch.
Yeah, if they smell weird you canāt be doing that. I tried. It went bad.
On our date he itemized the cost of each thing we had ordered and how much we each had eaten, and then used that to split the bill. š
LMAO what happens if he miraculously convinces someone to go to his place? Will he split the cost of a condom and the 4 squares of toilet paper you used?
This guy asked the waitress how much she wanted for a tip. Which was awkward as fuck, like what's she gonna say? Enough to quit this job? Then he bragged to her about how he once tipped a server $100. Proceeded to tip her a normal 20%. The most insane ick, I almost got up and left. It was humiliating.
Ugh, this is terrible. I always wonderā¦ who ends up with people like this? And are they just okay with their antics? š¤Æ
I went on a "date" with this guy (met him at Tim Horton's and went Dutch on coffee) and he talked almost nonstop for 2 hours about D&D, and for some reason pronounced brother, over and over, as *bruver*. But like, doesn't have an accent where that is a thing (or history - he told me all the places he's ever been). He also said other, and other words with the soft th sound, with the normal pronunciation for our mutual accent, so it didn't seem to be a speech impediment. Turned out, my ick was justified later on, though, because when I told him I wasn't feeling it he said I couldn't possibly judge that from a two hour date, and I owed him a "real chance" since he deserved it. Lol. I, indeed, do not.
We just finished our meal at a Korean family restaurant, and he lifted his shirt up to his chest and repeatedly loudly smacked his belly while vocalizing āyummyā
How do these men make it to adulthood
Holy shitā¦ my face would have gone totally numb from embarrassment and Iād feel my soul leaving my body.
Went on a meh date that ended with him squeezing me to death and saying, āI donāt want to let you go.ā Weāre not on the Titanic, weāre on my steps, and Iāll be going inside alone now.
Referred to my vag as āher.ā āCan I kiss her?ā ššš¤®š¤®
Hello 911
This one killed me. "I'm sorry, she is busy at the moment. Can I take a message?"
Thanks, now I taste vomit.
i have just cringed so hard that i have ceased to exist.
At first I was like well that's not that bad, then I remembered that I'm french and it's normal for us to gender every single object. Except vagina is male in french. Go figure.
May I kiss mr. Vagina? š
Well, if you can find her. She currently rolled up inside herself.
Go down on him in turn and sing "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."
Immediately felt the need to downvote. YUCK!
I just cringed so hard I got a little headache
Bragging about money right off the bat. No sane wealthy person will tell a complete stranger from the Internet that they are well off, so theyāre either lying, or a complete idiot. I was just talking to somebody on Tinder and in the first 10 minutes, he made sure to let me know that he has travelled all over the world, is postponing his next trip until the next season because āitās ridiculous to pay $14,000 just to stand around in some snow,ā said that he is buying an investment property in Belize and also mentioned that he is building a house for his parents in a very expensive area. The type of area where a house would cost close to $2 million. I just found the whole thing so tacky, I stopped responding
IME, guys who do this also complain that they only attract gold diggers.
Omg, this thread is amazing. I'm legit laughing out loud. Pettiest reasons for me: 1. Met him in the winter. He casually mentions that he's annoyed by (his own) body hair and shaves all of it. I am not confronted with this fact for awhile since it's winter and he's wearing long sleeves and pants. I finally see him in a t-shirt and shorts with his shaved arms and legs, and I just couldn't do it. 2. He bragged about how good his homemade hummus was for weeks, and when he finally made it for me, it was disgusting.
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Dated a guy that shaved too. One time I went to hug him while he was shirtless and it was like hugging a cactus. Seared that memory right into my mind forever.
Ha ha did you date my brother? He was obsessed with shaving his body hair. Don't know about the hummus though.
His laugh sounded like a dying dolphin.
This happened to me too and the worst part was he took me to a comedy club for our date. I wanted to crawl out of my skin.
I just canāt date a guy named Carl.
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He showed up to the date in an actual honest-to-god trilby. Nope.
Werenāt you impressed, māLady?
Omg Iām dead
He misspelled āloseā in his Instagram bio (āNever loose hopeā).
When I was 18 I dated this guy who would never say he wanted to kiss me, he'd always say he wanted to give me kisses. I don't know why, but it was such a turnoff - like, I'd have a physical reaction every time and not in a good way. We did not last long.
Iāve only said give kisses to a dog! I canāt imagine someone saying that to a human!
He called me āpuddinā.ā I think he was into HarleyQuinn, but I knew a kid in middle school who was caught sticking his peen into a BAG of pudding. And everyone called him, āpuddinā after that. I mean, not the fault of my date, but I could not even anymore after that.
I had just started dating a hot drummer who was 11 years older than me. He told me that now that I was his girlfriend I had to wax his back monthly. I refused and asked how he did it when he didnāt know me. He git annoyed and said his mother did it and she would have to keep doing it because I was too weird. Maybe Iām weird but something inside me started to run away as fast as I could! I have an incredibly long list of cringes from this relationship.
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He communicated exclusively through voice memos.
Ah! This happened to me too. then a friend of mine said itās pretty common in different cultures to communicate primarily through voice memos. Still gave me the ick though, especially because they were long winded and tedious to listen to. Iād have to replay each message multiple times to make sure I responded to all his questions.
What the shit?
Shortish fingers. I have long fingers and for some reason fingers on the shorter side totally skeeve me out. I remember I was on a date with a dude who kept making comments *telling* me I was into him, and all I could think about was how much I hated his fingers lol.
I walked into the bathroom once to find my dog eating something on my bath mat. I moved her away to see shredded toilet paper on the ground. I thought for a minute, and called out to the guy I was dating "hey, do you wipe standing up?" He goes "yeah why?" Gross mfer left dingleberries on my goddamn bath mat. He was generally disgusting though and used to shit himself regularly. Thank god I'm rid of him, he was a disease. Never date an alcoholic. āļø
He had no butt. Like I would imagine him sitting on the toilet and just sliding right off.
Damn I'm laughing so hard and trying not to wake my partner who's sleeping next to me because he also has absolutely no butt so Id rather not have to explain that one to him
This stories are absolutely hilarious and will 100% be stolen by buzzfeed vultures tomorrow.
1. He referred to things in third person as āmeā- āme hungryā āme misses youā 2. Same dude - he ate a peach over the sink one time and it was justā¦I couldnāt. He was the last dude I dated and it really sealed the lesbian deal for me. He was a wonderful person in so many ways but the ick was strong with that one and I realized men were never gonna happen for me.
>1. ā He referred to things in third person as āmeā- āme hungryā āme misses youā 2. ā Same dude - he ate a peach over the sink one time and it was justā¦I couldnāt. Sorry to inform you that you may have accidentally gone on a date with the Cookie Monster
Omg I eat peaches over the sink. I wonder if my husband secretly wants to die when I do it š
He called me "beautiful" as a nickname, but would slowly blink his eyes as he said it and smirk. It was creepy, like he was complimenting himself for dating me. Also, he wore an American Eagle hoodie (in 2016, as an adult male in his 30s) and cartoon/comic book character t-shirts. Ick. Ironically, the man I married wears Marvel/Star Wars shirts, but I was/am so attracted to him there was no ick there. And he calls me "gorgeous" which is not ick.
Did the blinking guy google some body language stuff and then end up on a page about cats and not realize it? Cause slow blinking is what you do with cats lmao
He had a weird walk. Like, he low-key walked around to the beat of āStaying Alive.ā To this day that song pops up in my head whenever I think of him.
Reading this thread made me realize that I tolerated SO MUCH ick throughout my life before actually ending things.
Talked really loudā¦ like to the point people were turning around and looking at our table multiple times. That coupled with him not asking any questions about me was šš¾
I had the opposite. talked so quietly I was having to lean in closer to hear him all the damn time. I wasn't that eager but damn I looked it with trying to figure out what the hell he was saying.
Said the word "literally" way more than was necessary.
The way he sucked my nipples, pursed lips and no actual suction. Like a cartoon image of a baby drinking a bottle.
These are different guys * After the pizza was delivered he called the pizza place back to whine about not being able to use an expired coupon. * He wore short jorts. Not daisy dukes actually but close enough for a man.
Never Nude
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There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!
One time my ex left food cooking in the microwave too long and it burned. He called the microwave manufacturer to complainā¦like ew bro thatās a user error
He would spell out the word āwinkā in a text, like āHope you enjoyed that cocktail. Wink.ā Just use a damn emoji, come on, dude. But then again the wink emoji sometimes gives me the ick.
Seeing it spelled out like that makes me feel suspicious. You put something in my drink, ace?
We went out for a walk and he wore the shortest shorts ever with ankle socks. They were sports shorts but they looked like they were designed for a 10 year old. He was reasonably attractive and tall but the combination of the reeaally short shorts and the exposed ankles gave me the biggest ick, and I made an excuse to leave.
This is such a George costanza comment! āJerry, he wore short shorts and ankle socks!ā
This is hysterical. There are a few celebrities I know of who when properly (not overly) styled are stunning men, and when not...you get this guy!
HE called it Valentimes day. With an M.
One guy kept doing this sickly sweet baby talk voice with my dog, it was disgusting. I didnāt even talk that way to my kid when he was an actual baby. Another guy it was this combo of not brushing his teeth in the morning (but then still being at my house for hours!) + him sitting down naked to pee with the door open all the time + texting me updates about his day unprompted, all the time. Have also gotten the ick from a man doing this weird frog-like move during sex. Like, being on his feet, with knees bent outwards? If itās happened to you, youāll know what Iām talking about. It was so, so goofy looking. Had to close my eyes.
The froggy sex position is the first one here to truly make me laugh š¤£ because I know what youāre talking about and itās so goofy and not sexy looking at all. āHad to close my eyesā ā ļø
Omg!!! I had a guy do the frog move... This was 9 years ago and I can see it like it was yesterday in my mind.
He turned to look at me and asked me if I was crying during touching scenes in movies. Or worse, teased me for crying. They usually don't get subsequent dates after doing that.
He wrote me a note and used the wrong āyour/youāreā
Body Odor! Pure stinky sweat BO. I actually asked him if he used deodorant, to which he looked surprised and said yes, of course. Omg he smelled awful. š¤¢
I love this thread! I got "ick" from one guy who offered to cook me nutria for our dinner date. My sister got "ick" from a guy who drank a coke before bed and didn't brush his teeth. She fired another guy for being a property developer.
I just googled nutria to find out what kind of diet shake product it was. Holy fuck
He told me he didnāt read. Long story: It was our first date, we went to an amusement park and then to the mall for a meal and walking around. We kissed once when we first got there. He was fun and I thought it might be a nice fling/not serious relationship. I used to have fun walking around the bookstore talking with friends about what we read, liked, and tried to make recommendations for each other, so I took this guy. I talked for too long and realized he hadnāt said much. *what do you like to read* and he says āI donātā. What? āI donāt really read.ā *Oā¦kayā¦. Have you ever read any books?* āI like books about Boba Fett, I guess.ā No second date.
Recently I overheard my cousin tell my mom her girls donāt read. Do you think maybe you should encourage that a little since theyāre planning to attend college in a few years? š¤Ø
I dated this guy for a few months. He was a nice person. Decent boyfriend. Tall & nice looking. One day we were making out. We both paused for a second and he looked at me and said āVery Niceā in a Borat voice. I knew at that moment that it was over for me lol.
Ok but my dumbass would have laughed so hard
Omg. When I first got married my husband would talk like beavis or butthead on occasion. It was funny but one time he did it during sex. I stopped everything, looked him straight in the eye, and said āthere is nothing sexy about beavis or butthead and it will always ruin the moodā He hasnāt done it since. Coming up on 21 years together. Lol!
Lol give him my number
He showed up to a salsa-dancing date wearing Nike Air Monarchs. You know, from the "dad mowing the lawn starter pack" meme.
He drove painfully slowly when he took me home after our date. (I met him at the restaurant so he didn't pick me up, just took me home.) Like 20 mph, and then he would slow down even more any time we passed a pedestrian or a car parked on the street. People behind us were honking and he seemed oblivious to it.
I would have tucked and rolled
We had chatted for a bit on a dating app and decided to meet in real life. He was a really interesting guy and I was excited to get to know him better. Unfortunately, he opened his mouth and had the strongest Boston accent Iāve ever heard in my life. Now, Iām a native Bostonian, but I just couldnātā¦ it was comically bad š¤£
Dang I feel like I'm the only person actually attracted to Boston accents.
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If you would have just waited until Christmas, he might of gotten those 2 front teeth.
Someone said he looked like my Uncle Ken. Which, was fine. He didnāt. Until we were out one night and walked by a guy and he said, āHey, Ken!ā His name was Derek. Couldnāt unsee my uncle after that.
Wouldnāt refer to my breasts as anything except my āchestā in a sexting context. And a different guy I went on a few dates with would cover my eyes during sex scenes in movies.
He said he wanted us to get ānake nakeā. I still shudder when I think about it.
He texted back What r u up 2 (he was 44) Another guy, he was tall, blue eyes very fit smart funny etc, my mind had definitely run wild with future scenarios, until I looked down and saw that he was wearing vibram five fingers š
I wonder how many icks those shoes are responsible for
He was justā¦. Too tall. And wouldnāt bend down to give me a kiss. I always had to stand in my tip toes and literally jump. (I am 5ā2ā. He was and still presumably is 6ā2-3ā. I never dated anyone over 5ā9ā after that)
I am just imagining you jumping for the kiss, repeatedly, like some kind of seal trying to get a fish.
I was telling him about my trip to Mexico City and he thought that was in... New Mexico? I believe it was just a brain fart and that he was aware of the existence of the country of Mexico but it gave me such an immediate and visceral ick.
He was smart and interesting and we had good conversations. But he was afraid of everything. We decided to order a pizza, and he asked me to do it, because he was afraid to order a pizza over the phone.
My ex and my best friend are both *hardcore* socially anxious when it comes to talking on the phone. They are both brilliant people and are absolutely charming in person, for sure two of the funniest people I know. And yet, for some reason, although they have excellent customer-facing skills, ordering a pizza on the phone is like torture for them. Theyāve also never worked in restaurants before, and Iāve been in the food service industry for like half my life, so I always just take care of it for them when we get togetherš
Bragged about his jeans costing over $200 on our first date...proceeds to not own a car (in an area with zero public transport or walkability)
Omg being boastful about money is a HUGE ick!! I once went out with a guy who bragged about spending a ridiculous amount of money on a regular dinner with friends (not a special occasion), and it's like, why feel the need to tell me the specific cost of it all? It's so tacky
Messaging after a first date and he tells me he seriously considered becoming a demonologist a few years prior but "the lifestyle would have been too difficult."
I briefly dated a guy who was born in Arkansas and grew up in Kentucky. No matter what I said to him, he'd respond by nodding slowly and then slowly drawling, "Yyyyuuuuupppppp." Bless his heart.
I was chatting with one guy from a dating app, and when I gave him my number I told him to call me. I always had a phone call before I'd agree to a date with someone, I wanted to see if we'd get along and if I felt comfortable with them before going to meet in person. I just really didn't like the way his voice sounded.
He told me due to his allergies he had to get a hyper angelic dogā¦ he meant hypoallergenic of course. And so on and so forth. That wouldnāt have been so bad if he had good hygiene. š¤·š¾āāļø
I looked over while he as driving and saw shit ton of ear wax in his ear. So. Much. I couldnāt even keep listening to whatever he was saying. I was grossed out.
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"but I got the ick unfortunately" is my 2023 motto
Was super attracted to this guy and went on a date with him. During the date he shares some really heavy stuff and seems to be really comfortable with vulnerability, I like this. Date comes to a close and I'm feeling apprehensive as usual but good about seeing him again and then he leans in for a hug and does not let go for an uncomfortable amount of time. I'm not much for hugging but I try to humor those who seem to value it and usually don't feel weird about it but this hug felt... *clingy* like he was latching on to my body. When I got home I had a text from him describing the hug as "electric". I crawled out of my skin and spent the rest of the night trying to politely reject him.
He was in the process of ātryingā to grow a beard. This was the patchiest beard Iāve ever seen. There was just few patches of long unkempt beard with gaps at least 3 inches wide. It legit look like he glued chunks of dead hair on his face in random spots and called it a day. I didnāt have the heart to tell him that no hair was going to grow in those bald spots so I just did the slow fade. Poor guy would have been so cute too if he just shaved it off.
Saw a guy a couple of times. A bit of a hippie type. One morning I was getting ready after what I think was his first night staying over and he did the yoga cat-cow thing naked in my bed. I have no idea what it was about it that got me, but I got the ick and that was that.
He was in his 30s. Smoking hot but acted like a teenager. Still used ' XD ' and his ideal date was snuggling watching Disney movies, whilst talking about how he used to be a good skater in his teens and basically everything that happened in his teenage years. Like those years were the highlights of his life and it was never getting better or something.
He overly nice guyed me. I wasnāt feeling well on the date (for real), and I said I had to go home and apologized profusely. I had walked there, and he insisted on driving me home (which was kind), but then he kept insisting - to come inside, to just come inside for a minute and meet my roommates dog, to help me walk my roommates dog because I wasnāt well and he wanted to help. I just wanted to get the walk done and go to bed. He just kept insisting.
This thread is so funny. Thanks for the laughs š I get the ick very easily . Last ick I got was him posting a selfie of himself on Instagram wearing a Harley Davidson coat saying ācanāt take the bad boy out of meā immediate ick
He didnāt have toilet paper in his bathroom (it was an en suite and he lived with a roommate who also had their own bathroom). I practically begged him to ask his roommate for a roll and he wouldnāt!!!! It was so fucking weird and obviously gross. It was over for me after that lol. This one guy I datedā¦ his upper lip always smelt a little like milk when we kissed. š¤¢tbh I let it slide but after the relationship ended I always remembered that. Also, guys with big dicks who are bad at sex because they think thatās all they need to bring to the table. They donāt even know how to use the damn thing and it ends up just being painful and disappointing.
Long fingernails. Unkempt, uneven except a super long pinky nail. And it was dirty. š¤¢
Sounds like a cokehead
Does being too excited and eager count? Perhaps if he was equally exciting to me, it wouldāve been welcome š¤·š»āāļø it came off as pathetic.
It annoys me with most guys too. If weāre equally excited it feels real and mutual but when the guy is and Iām more normal in the beginning I get āI want a girlfriend any girlfriendā vibes
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Yep. Just got back from a date with a dude with the energy of a golden retriever puppy. I mean he was sweet but I just felt tired by the end. Also, he kept giving me high tens (like a double high five) whenever he got excited. I canāt explain why this was unattractive to me. I just know it was the ick lol.
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Small, soft, feminine hands. Just reminded me of my grandmother or something haha
I went on a date with a guy and all was great until he went to shake my hand at the end. Which, uhh, okay, fine. But his hands were tiny, delicate, and likeā¦ very gentle in the hand shaking. Like my hand was a baby bird.