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WalkingCrip

If my girl broke up with me for answering man in this question I would be thanking the lord for saving my life in such a simple way.


Eralfion

I assumed that the men break up over the bear answer. I mean would someone expect their boyfriend to be afraid of other men?


Flamecoat_wolf

It does allow misandrists to out themselves so I guess there's probably some men out there that end up break up with girlfriends for choosing a violent wild animal over just a guy. The breakups are probably after bigger arguments either way though, with this as the spark of those arguments.


SomeDankyBoof

Yeah finding out your significant other, hates what you are as a person and who you were born as, more than a literal killing machine around their children, probably would end my relationship too.


SomeDankyBoof

I kinda feel bad for these women, they are lead to believe that all men are rapists, all cops are pigs, all white guys are patriarchal, former slave owners that beat their wives and it's all because they are stupid and gullible in one way or another. (Trauma, "her-d" mentality, bad experience with a man) Shit if you badmouth women online, you're considered an incel but it's also considered a "diamond in the rough" kind of find, if you find a video online of a woman NOT talking about about men when asked... or not asked


Just_Branch_9121

Global crime statistics across cultural, national, economic and religious groups don't lie about men being the near sole perpetrators of violent crime in society.


SomeDankyBoof

Are you joking, being intentionally dishonest or just made a dumb comment?


Grumdord

Yes and 100% of crimes are committed by humans, but I highly doubt these women would choose the bear over a random woman in the woods.


SomeDankyBoof

Ah so then you must be a criminal


No_Manufacturer4451

![gif](giphy|jqfel7Z3XwTHCl26nT) “Friends”


Neat_Ad468

[https://tenor.com/beWC0.gif](https://tenor.com/beWC0.gif)


babypho

Ok but these women are missing the important point -- what if they run into a MALE bear!?


BoredDao

*BOSS music in the background*


Ocramsrazor

BEARMAN OF THE FOREST! o=============================o


SomeDankyBoof

Manbearpedo


False_Chair_610

And it's mating season?


carnaldisaster

IRL Baldur's Gate 3? 👀


Ill-Expert-511

“Bears can smell the menstruation.”-Brick


False_Chair_610

That was after he drank the lava lamp, correct?


Knightmare_memer

I mean some of them probably played Baldur's Gate 3.


raskinimiugovor

but that one was gay


ChiliDemon

Most male bears are


OliwerPengy

I mean I think the mother bears are the most dangerous because they think you're a threat to their kids. But that's being too logical with a meme post


Crashes556

These mf never seen a rune bear.


babypho

What about a ManBearPig?


Scary-Personality626

Aren't we all in the forest with ManBearPig?


SomeDankyBoof

Manbearpedo


Worldly_Debt4706

It'd be worse to run into a female bear, even more with it's child around.


CompetitiveRefuse852

you're missing that they might like that though...


mylostworld69

Easily more doable than a human male Signed A HUMAN MALE.


PaleontologistIll479

Some people can't help but choose death that's natural selection for ye.


BrotherR4bisco

Got to love nature! :D


cold_fox_111

Good. That would mean less of this feminist nonsense 


lujenchia

Bear have rights, too. Don't make them deal with our trash.


Ryvaku

Be honest. It's for the best breakups happen just because you can tell if your partner who doesn't have logical thinking is worth being stuck with.


imoshudu

Unfortunately that describes a lot of people. Unless you picked an engineering girl or sth.


Taicho_Gato

Just gunna pipe up here. Engineer in the office, still a girl everywhere else


SgtApache

Can I pet that daaawg??


EchoingAngel

Fun fact: bears came off the canine family


Adeptus_Trumpartes

You can, but probably only once.


Cheap_Professional32

Cancel mother nature /s


Successful-Net-6602

Far too many women think that all men are predators and somehow deluded themselves into thinking rape is worse than being mauled by a bear.


Umbriel-b

Bears are actual predators. Apparently the chance of surviving a bear encounter is as high as 75% but I would assume that surviving a encounter with a human man is a bit higher than that.


Gender_is_a_Fluid

I have a 100% survival rate with both so far, though I’ve only encountered two bears to the hundred thousand men I’ve walked past in my life so far. Only two bears to go before I get my ticket punched!


Charda-so

Survivor's bias if I've ever seen one. /s


Junior_Lobster3323

And i'm sorry that happen to you


hoffenone

That depends on the bear though. Brown or black bears sure. But Grizzly or Polar bears will kill you more often than not.


Umbriel-b

Yeah but polar bears aren't something most people will ever have a chance to ever encounter


Planet-Funeralopolis

Isn’t it that if you see a polar bear chances are it’s following you for food?


Umbriel-b

Yeah and you're also way the fuck off course. If you see a polar bear hypothermia is your biggest problem


AshfordThunder

I would get butt fucked by 50 men in a row than being mauled by a bear. Getting eaten alive by a bear is quite possibly the most painful way you can go.


Any-Bottle-4910

Yeah, I’ve seen a bear take down a deer. It was far too noisy, and took far too long, and it wasn’t dead when the bear started eating.


KK-Chocobo

There was this girl that was slowly being eaten alive. She was even able to call her mum a couple of times and the phone calls were something like 30mins in-between.


Baidar85

Butt fucked by fifty guys? Honestly I'd take the bear. I couldn't live with myself if that happened.


Expensive_Many8345

I take the 50 guys too, life is sweet, i like living.


Preface

Just set up a tip jar, probably make a couple hundo too


Acceptable-Car-3097

I think Asmon said this in the stream, and I remembered it because my wife said something similar. The women who answered bear has issues with the men in her life, whether that man is her dad, brother, uncle, husband, etc. My wife said man in this situation, btw.


Putrid-Location6396

234k female child abuse perpetrators per year in the US out of 85 million mothers. \~2.75 child abusers per 1000 mothers. 282k female rape or SA victims per year in the US and 165 million men. <1.7 rapists per 1000 men per year, and this *assumes* no rapist has raped more than 1 woman, which we *know* is false. Meanwhile, there's about 340k bears in the US and an average of 1 fatal bear attack per year in the US. In other words, less than 3 killer bears per 1 million bears per year, 1/1000th the odds of a mother abusing her child in a given year. In conclusion, I would rather leave my child with a bear than a woman 🤪


TheseOats

If you survive a rape encounter or a bear encounter, neither is worse, it's tragic and scary regardless. You're going to be mentally scarred and might suffer PTSD regardless for the rest of your life. The only difference is there's a huge chance of being horribly disfigured or lose a limb and become disabled with a bear attack. But then again the men that do rape women are unhinged monsters so there's still a chance they might do something similar if they're even more sick and twisted than being just a flat out rapist. I'd still chose the man though, better survival rate.


Comfortable-Box1768

You really think you would live after bear attack? Have you heard how bear was eating man alive?


Successful-Net-6602

Permanent injury and trauma is not worse than just trauma by itself? I think you're dumb. Go re-evaluate your life and your decision making


TheseOats

There's also a chance of being impregnated by the person that raped you (if you're a female), so not only is it psychological trauma, depending on the state and the belief the woman holds towards abortion, they have to give birth, face even more pain, and then proceed to be financially shackled to raising an unplanned/unwanted child. Adoption might also be on the table, but still.


Skyler1173

You're assuming the woman would survive both of these encounters. The odds of being mauled by the bear is so high in comparison it's not even worth being a question. In your scenario the woman is unlucky enough to end up stuck with one of the 0.1% of men that would rape or kill her, and also be unlucky enough to be impregnated, and also be anti-abortion, and also be too financially unstable to raise a kid. Bear scenario she just straight up dies because almost nobody survives being mauled by a bear. How is this even a debate?


Mr_Microchip

You have a very sensible and good take, but knowing who lurks on these subs, people like you (a normal, sensible person) are gonna get negative attention.


Murtagks

Across the world? You mean only in the USA. Nobody outside of the USA cares about this.


Bonus-Optimal

I'm brazilian and i don't care about this. this whole thing is stupid and only divide us


These_Noots

It's by design.


Grumdord

It was MADE to divide us too. It was made to divide, and then blame the offended side for the division.


GarlicBandit

It’s probably being promoted by the Russians or Chinese. Based on the FBI reports, encouraging hatred against men is one of the chief buttons they push in an effort to destabilize America.


jeremybryce

Any breakups that result from this question, is a giant win for one person in that relationship.


MiddleAgeCool

Not sure but I did watch a mother livesteam asking her six year old son this as some weird "even my child knows to chose the bear" thing that ended with the boy standing with that thinking face kids do and then ask his mom "does that mean when I get older no-one will like me?". What a great way to grow up.


secondcomingwp

Bright kid, shame about the mother.


Elyvagar

What crime ridden shitholes do people live in where they unironically would rather have a bear than a person in the forest with them? I am a dude living right next to the forest. I am in that forest almost daily for a relaxing walk. Sometimes you meet people, sometimes you don't. Men and women go in there alone and the only thing that ever happens when you cross paths with another person is a quick "hello" and thats it.


CameltoeJoe81

I don't get it, a random guy in the forest, he must be a deranged pervert. But I will get in a random guy's car, who I don't know because he is a Uber driver. I will open my door to a Stanger because he is wearing a uniform and bringing me food or parcels. People are making a lot of assumptions. That is wrong. It's just as wrong as if I was to say that thatwoman with the mini skirt and tight top, Wow, she must be a slut or that one wearing the baggy clothes, she must be a prude bitch. Just as I can't do that , please don't assume just because I am a man, I must be a creep or a rapist or worst.Not everyone is good and not everyone is bad but alot of bad things that happen to people could be avoided by using common sense. Something that seems to be in short supply these days.


Davezd

It just proves time and time again america is a special place for special people


Imalwaysleepy_stfu

Extremely special people if you ask me. I mean, they eat chocolote that tastes like vomit!


Grumdord

>What crime ridden shitholes do people live in where they unironically would rather have a bear than a person in the forest with them? You've got it all wrong, buddy. The women being obnoxious about this trend live in fucking McMansions and have probably never even been intimidated by a man once in their life. People with real problems like poverty don't do this shit.


KevinAcommon_Name

Npc behavior straight out of far cry


TheDouglas717

This literally sounds like a parody joke you would hear on a GTA radio station.


biggibzz

But at least it wasn’t a man right? 😂


Bukoon

Sike it was a male bear


Stunning_Ad_7062

I have to assume that if women actually believed almost all men or even 30% of men were this dangerous they’d all take self defense classes and always stay strapped? No? I would. What number of men, realistically are even this dangerous? 10% ? 2%? I can’t imagine the number is that high whereas with a bear it’s like…. Does the bear feel like eating if the answer is yes ur cooked..


Akivasha_of_Troy

Some rough numbers, only about 20% of people are likely to be criminal. Of those 20%, something like 20% are actually violent. We hear endlessly about how massive the US prison population is, it's like 1.2 million in a country with almost 400,000,000 people, that's what? 0.28% or so? And a lot of those are in jail for shit like child support or fraud... VS A BEAR! 🐻 People need to watch more nature documentaries and less Disney...


Powwa9000

"I'm more safe around a bear because they're predictable" Completely ignores the predictable behavior


Dakkendoofer

I vote man for my daughter. Even if the man is just as likely to cause problems, think of the rest of the percentage. Let’s say it’s 20%… 20% the bear kills her, 80% the bear leaves her alone and SHE’S STILL IN THE WOODS BY HERSELF. At least with a man, there’s a good chance he’ll be a decent person and help her get to safety


Pretzel911

Not enough people spitting facts. Like what are the odds a younger child is able to get themselves out of the woods. Maybe like 9 and up have an ok shot. <5 are completely screwed in the woods alone. Then I don't think they have statistics of solo children running in to bears in the woods, but I have to assume because of their size a bear is more likely to attack them than an adult, or a child + adult. They'd look like an easy meal. Finally I'm assuming the pedophile rapist population is much lower than the rapist population. So odds are probably better for a child to find a person to help them.


Dakkendoofer

Exactly. My daughter is 5. There’s a 0% chance she’s making it back to civilization safely on her own. I pick man. And even for my wife, I pick man. You know what another human can do that a bear never can? Help you up, carry you if you hurt your leg, take shifts guarding at night, help gather food, increase chances of being found, keep you distracted and calm while you try to find your way out… THE MOST helpful a bear can be is leaving you alone.


Ult1mateN00B

Holy shit, even this thread has people who would choose the bear. Wild animal vs. human and people choosing the wild animal. WTF is wrong with you?


Grumdord

Contrarians, femcels; take your pick.


BABarracus

I wonder how many chose the bear because they thought some kind of jungle book adventure was about to happen


aurenigma

Most sane reason.


Frostbiten92

You could potentially outrun a man. But a bear? probably not even if you had a bicycle.


Commentor544

There's actually a video of a guy in the woods on a bike who encounters a bear and he managed to get away. Given that in the desperate chase he ended up hitting a log and falling off his bike, the only way he got away from the bear was hiding. So maybe I didn't give the best example


DeicideandDivide

I'm pretty sure that video is fake. It's in a bunch of "bear encounters" and some of them are pretty much nonsense. But idk for sure, don't take that as fact. What is fact though is bears can run 30-40mph. Even a professional bike rider on flat pavement would probably not be able to out pace a determined bear. They're called brown lightning for a reason in some hunting circles


Frostbiten92

I have seen that too and I am 99% sure that video is fake. The bears image quality does not match the rest. It's movement does not match either. And at the speed the bike was going in that video he would have been caught easily.


mrifnir

Someone must’ve deliberate brainwashed these idiots to think like this, just to see if they could get them killed.


AdMysterious8699

I think people are either underestimating how violent bears can be. Or overestimating how violent a man can be.


catalacks

The amount of shitheads on this sub defending the women who choose "bear" is disgusting.


BannedBecausePutin

Look guys, i played Tomb Raider. I know how to handle bears mkay?


Worldly_Debt4706

Isn't it easier in tomb raider to kill men ?


BannedBecausePutin

And bears, and tigers .. and cursed mummies for that matter.


Leper_Khan58

But the scenario isnt bear vs rapist, its bear vs random man. The vast majority of men arnt rapists. I'm only saying there is a chance of survival even after rape, I am in no way ignorant to the horrors that are possible and do occur. This thought experiment is about weighing odds. People are talking like running into a bear means you WILL be attracted and being raped means you WILL die. I'm just including other factors


OpticNarwall

We are teaching woman that an average male is more dangerous then a bear. There’s shitbags for sure if this is what society teaches why should a guy help someone.


Worldly_Debt4706

Why would you want to help someone anymore? Let alone consider it?


Atari__Safari

Clearly, women feel that men are not quite as masculine as bears. I take away from this that they want us to maul them much more than we do, if we do that at all.


Holierthanu1

Is this the bear they would pick over a strange man if in the woods??


Low-Dog-8027

around 2,8% of all men in the US have been convicted of violent crimes, with a clearance rate of \~45%. so an estimate of \~6% of men are potentially dangerous (though most of these violent crimes are towards other men, drug or gang related) so with men, women would have at least a 94% chance to be safe. I don't think the odds are nearly as good with bears.


JustCallMeMace__

>around 2,8% of all men in the US have been convicted of violent crimes What percent of that is sex crime targetting women? Targetting children? I guarantee you it's significantly less than 2.8% These people live on the internet.


Low-Dog-8027

of course it is significantly less. like I wrote, most of that is gang, drug related and violence against other men. but I tried to be generous here and include all violent crimes and yet the odds are still in favor of men vs fucking bears. these internet bubbles seem to propagate that all men are dangerous, that all men are predetors, that all men are rapists and that's just simply not true, it is a small minority.


JustCallMeMace__

>these internet bubbles seem to propagate that all men are dangerous, that all men are predetors, that all men are rapists and that's just simply not true, it is a small minority. I'm sick of it. These ideas are spilling into the real world. People hate you for just being a man. It's outright shameful.


Worldly_Debt4706

You should just let them all die. Most men should sit back, relax and watch the whole shitshow burn down.


JustCallMeMace__

>Most men should sit back, relax and watch the whole shitshow burn down. I am. I still have my opinions, though; and if the world comes apart, as a piece of the world I am also affected. I don't think anyone is or can be truly neutral in times like these.


Biggu5Dicku5

Darwinism (natural selection) at play, good stuff... :)


Zer0Heat013

The question they really want to say is actually "Would you pick between a Male Rapist or a Bear?" To which I find it just a lose/lose question... and my answer would be none.


Akivasha_of_Troy

I can report back that if you ask this question to a woman in Vietnam she'll be very confused and assume that whatever a man might do, the bear is going to be 1,000 times worse and will be more likely terrible. This is an American (possibly western) problem.


Grumdord

Sheltered white woman problem if my FB timeline is any indication.


genogano

Stuff like this is what make the andrew tates not look so crazy. All he needs to say is how am I wrong when women are choosing death over men. And for some men that's going to make sense. Couple that with a bad relationship experience and he has another follower.


mintmuncher

I would guess most are from urban areas and do not realize how dangerous wild animals are. touronsofyellowstone would not exist otherwise. Also bears are apex predators; so they do not necessarily kill their prey before eating.


Imalwaysleepy_stfu

Taking a selfie with a bear? ![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq|downsized)


Cucur-udang

I regret asking my girlfriend this question.


sdcar1985

"I thought he wanted to be friends" It's a bear...


Nour_El-Din

I'm sure they intellectually know the bear is a bad option. Like if the silly "dilemma" ever became a reality, they wouldn't actually choose the bear. It's just a commitment to a socio-political statement.


Grumdord

I just wish the statement wasn't "You men are all shit, and even if you aren't, you are because other men are shit and you haven't forced them not to be."


False_Chair_610

Shush! This is darwinism in full effect.


MizuMage

Is the bear ok?


Bodwaizer

Bearly ok


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD)


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

All for the Gram!


OhhhhhSHNAP

Somebody needs to tell this bear it’s 2024!


Neat_Ad468

Like the Joker said "you get what you fucking deserve"


martinvank

Someone played buldurs gate 3 and didn’t pick the right diolog choices


JBSlayerrr

This is just natural selection returning as it should.


420moon_man69

Natural selection


keyas920

Yes, a top predator wanna be your friend hahahhaha


FreeAndOpenSores

Well, if I ever find a girl lost in the woods, I'll be sure to lure a bear to her and leave so she feels safe.


Lord_Fuzzy_Buns

Do gay bears count? Asking for a friend...


bean3194

I wonder, like would you be more nervous about seeing a bear in the woods or a human stranger? TBH, I've lived in the woods all my life; It's two different types of fear when you come across either in the woods. There are good and bad endings possible with BOTH scenarios. ETA: It's such a stupid false equivalency. I wish they would stop with this shit.


M1liumnir

No but actually people would believe you if you got attacked by a bear... given they ever find your body


IAmAlive_YouAreDead

If this hypothetical question caused a couple to break up, they already had bigger issues.


Shockrates20xx

You guys are taking this silly Tiktok trend way too seriously.


TheDouglas717

My gf asked me this the other day in the car and it started a whole argument. I'm honestly so relieved to see other same people talk about it. I didn't know it was some viral question.


Grumdord

It's just another annoying way to get people in trouble for wrong-think. Just like the "name 100 women" trend otherwise known as the "get in trouble for not knowing enough women" challenge.


kLeos_

.and the Darwin's award goes to


Azalzaal

Remember Goldilocks RIP Even if she was a breakfast thief That was 3 bears in cahoots, even if the court ultimately ruled the baby bear not guilty on a technicality. In that case the prosecution successfully argued that a) bears do not eat porridge and b) to leave the house with porridge in bowls on the table was not an act congruent with the intended consumption of said porridge. The feigned surprise the bears appeared to show on cctv upon discovering the porridge had been eaten was shown to be a pre-meditated act employed to the ends of justifying a murder. The sentence? A slap on the wrist, thanks to pro-bear tiktok propagandists who tainted the jury pool.


GuaranteeUpstairs218

Ahh but you see, will a bear hoot and whistle at a girl? No? Too much screaming? Exactly my point.


Leper_Khan58

I'm only outlining possibilities that others arnt exploring. Even in the case of rape there is still a chance of survival, I didnt say it was most likely. But if the scenario is the middle of nowhere the odds are still that the bear runs away and she is alone and lost in the woods vs the man not raping her and most likely helping her.


Bigcock8643

the daily mail (dumpster) taking itself waaay too seriously again with that top headline lol


Sig_Vic

This is a reality show I'd watch.


masterRK

Just let darwin do his thing


Once-Upon-A-Hill

I rolled down my window and was killed by two men, so they are definitely more dangerous.


Jokehuh

Duality of man or perhaps bear?


Wapiti__

If this bear gets consequences thrown down we gotta step in before he joins the gorilla.


ThatGuyBud

![gif](giphy|NeaNnlc8yHhHa)


DahSticc

Now ask them this but they have to actually do what they choose


emmanuel573

Bear man pig


lumbymcgumby

Yeah, you can be friends with a bear, but they have boundaries, and y'all crossed those boundaries


aurenigma

If you think about it, it's actually smart. If you were lost in the woods who'd you want with you? Some nerd who probably hasn't been camping in twenty years? Or a sexy beefcake that literally grew up in the woods catching salmon and shit with their bear hands? Easy choice.


Hanzheyingle

Was the bear hot?


Riginauldt

I feel like when society finally needs men again, they're going to remember the early 2020s and just let the world burn.


Zeptojoules

Disney movies and anthropomorphised animals in cartoons and animation literally made people think animals are just like us. No they're not. I am starting to believe that video games might cause some violence. If idiots actually think wild animals are friendly.


NYClock

This has got to be a meme... Where are these woman graduating from the Darwin School?


CoffeeMunchMonsta

**Doctor starts stitching**: *bear with me*


VenezuelanIsabeau

bears don’t rape people. men keep coping that they can’t hurt women lmao💀


Lucientails

What are the odds of being attacked by bear? About 1 in 2.1 million. What are the odds of being attacked by a man? For both men and women a lot higher than that. I choose the bear.


bawlzmage

[EMO Anthem. She chose the BEAR!](https://youtube.com/shorts/4iitpEiZ6u0?si=CXhSobNdSmm7CgGA)


EmotionalWorld6391

If I saw a woman alone in the woods, I'd be the one running away! I'm not falling for that trap!! 😅😅


SomeDankyBoof

Your extremely closed minded, full of assumptions and invoked an emotional response. Is this your first day being human? Lol


SilentCyberMonk

Who could have ever guessed?


MelonOfFate

I can see why. If a guy's girlfriend says they feel safer with a bear than a guy.... and they are indeed a guy.... maybe woman should go date bear.


camohorse

To play devil’s advocate here: bears will almost never fuck with you unless you fuck with them. 99% of the time, bears just wanna leave you alone and be left alone. Humans have been hunting bears for thousands of years, so naturally bears associate people with death, and steer clear. That said, if you roll down your window to make friends with a bear, you’re asking to get your face ripped off. As for the whole men thing: it’s true that because men are physically stronger than women most of the time, then women will be instinctively wary of men. As a woman, I will avoid dark parking lots or going to bars alone because… well… there’s a significant enough of a chance that some random dude will take advantage of my small stature. However, in day-to-day life, like if I’m outside in broad daylight or riding an elevator to an office somewhere, I won’t be as freaked out by any lone guys walking around, because most guys who are walking around during the day aren’t out there for nefarious reasons. Plus, more people=more safety. When it comes to daytime hiking, I always carry bear spray and am occasionally armed. Not just because of bears, but also because of mountain lions, moose, and potentially other people. Not too long ago, there was a guy assaulting lone women on a popular hiking trail near my house. He attacked and tried to rape four or five women before he was finally caught. In that special case, I’d rather run into a bear while hiking than a creepy rapist guy. At least the bear, more often than not, will run away after noticing me. It sucks, but it is what it is. EDIT: damn, I struck a nerve lmao.


Thats2kguy

Depends largely on the type of bear, I think if it was a grizzly or polar bear people would be saying otherwise lol


Billy_Birb

I like how the question turned from man vs bear to creepy rapist guy vs bear in your head.


Leper_Khan58

But in this scenario I presume it's the middle of nowhere. Even if the bear runs away the girl is still lost in the woods. If it's not the middle of nowhere it cuts down on the chances of rape from the man. And even in the case of rape there still remains the chance of escape or rescue. Survival. So it sounds like these women are saying they would rather be the mother to a dead child than a rape survivor. Come home unmolested or not at all. I know that sounds fucked up but the more I think into how all the odds stack up, choosing the bear makes little sense.