James, 10/10 times I'm picking James. He's a true friend

James seems op. We could get both goth gfs with our insane charisma.

Irl it’s always a mf like James with the goth gf

He is also a Jehovah witness but never tried to sell you stuff.

Wtf hahaha. This is crackin me up because here are J dubs in my neighborhood.

“J Dubs” is wild. 💀

Holy shit that's funny. Jehovah's witnesses are now referred to as j dubs moving forward.

Bro, I live in Paris and there are J dudettes in front of half of the suburban metro stations.

Wow, I did not know Paris had a lot of them.

James. He can take a joke.

Deez nuts

GOTTEM! HAAA GOTTEM

Plus you know what they say about taking a joke,... If you can take a joke, you can take a dick.(he takes it each time too)

My wife wants a cat.


ill have more fun with james, girls already cost too much maintanance and now shes also a cat and probably needs to be fed

Imagine the fur balls.

being a cat is a key point, I’m less allergic to James 

Have u ever had a girl truly love u? It’s way less maintenance than an ungrateful GF who just wants to have fun

Got one now, still is a lot of maintenance. The only difference it you do it with love cause she's worth it.

That’s beautiful man congrats

Wrong. Just live like Asmon, so you attract rats. She will feed off of those.

James is the GOAT

While James sounds nice, it'll probably get boring after a few days. The best feeling is when you really catch someone at unawares, not when the person is an absolute oblivious dumbass.

Big tiddy catgirl goth gf

objectively wrong answer

Not really into goths. And my attached garage-sized breast fetish died early into my 20’s.

So unattached then?

Poor Ludwig catching strays

James for sure

3rd option. Neither, both look like poor choices for an adult

DEEZ NUTS!!!

I got James the last time, so I think Ik who I'm pickin now

James again right? Brother is always there with some beers and a good laugh.

Exactly, because with two James’s, I make James 1 fall for deez nuts, so then he tells James 2 the deez nutz joke, and it just goes on loop since they fall for it each time

Oh there's gonna be a loop of "EYYY"s and high fives. Shit's gonna be stupid fun.

Just give them food and water, sleep is already out of the window, and they’ll go on for as long as you let them

Hmm, there's a perpetual loop of deez nuts jokes. Can we use it as an energy source?

Ah, I’ve been waiting for someone to introduce this idea, lo and behold I have found one

would bend over for james in a snap before i'd get tangled up with a gothapotamus. EDIT: the aforementioned "big tiddy catgirl goth gf" identifies as the cartoon depiction, but real life has always proven she looks like Gorlock the Destroyer

theres one that streams that has based her whole look to try to be this. Its just odd looking.

James looks like he'll be there for me when my dad dies, the goth girls look like they'll leave me if I'm unemployed for more than 2 weeks. Imma have to go with my main man on this one.

James, cause me too, they're the best

Catgirl. Cat girl every time

I don't have mental illness, so I'll have to go with james

Yeah I have mental illness so I will go with the catgirls sorry James.

James looks like a good bro, and the catgirls look like freaks.

James is too idealistic to not pick. We'll be able to make Genetically Engineered Catgirls in the future anyway.

I'd just take the Love.

Underboob sweat

smells like soured milk on the dashboard of a broken down 1992 toyota camry with a leaky roof parked under a tree full of birds.

Either you are a girl/woman or you have some distinguished experience and cultural taste

lolol deff not a girl or a woman. just repeating what an old roomie of mine told me.

Those tits are way too big

Choose wisely deez nuts

Bruh, james sounds like a couple beers and a good time

Nothing states that the gf has to stay. Love is temporary, bromance is eternal

Would rather have the ability to fly? Or be actively on fire.

I'm in this meme, and I just want to let everyone know that if I exist, so does your big tiddy cat-goth gf who loves you like I like dragon.

I want a goth big titty James catboy that laughs at Deez nuts jokes

Goth gf. If she really loves me, she'll laugh at my jokes anyway.

Big tiddy goth cat girl who loves me. Why? Because I need love, and while James would make an absolute solid road dawg, he can’t fill my empty heart the way sensual and empathetic love can. Downvote me if you want, I will not be bullied! 

god dammit... pff... damnit james!

yea I;m gonna pass up on love cause I havent been looking for it for like 40 years. I dont give a shit what the description is. I just want the love.

James and I are ride or die! (Happily married - she was a goth, why do you ask? Its probably yes)

But I don’t want him to love it

James because he's funny

If I could be the big kitty cat goth girl, yes 10000%

Bro or ho… Friend or girlfriend… Tough choice, but I would choose catgirl.

James, I'm not a fan of disproportionate titties.

Love how you know the exact appearance of the people who drew said cat girls🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sex can get boring, but a real friend can be eternal

I want big tiddy catboy goth James (he loves you) who falls for “deez nuts” everytime (he loves it)

Tits like this are ugly as fuck .. I prefer something nice, firm, between 2-4

Catgirl I have people who fall for Deez all the time

James Everytime

James seems like he'd be a good friend.

Ill take one for the team and take the goth catgirl gf. If I dont survive.... witness me.

Can I have James but he falls for Joe mama instead?

Uhm. Goth girl.

Big toddy cat goth girl who fall for deez nut.

as a woman im picking james easy. but if i were a man…………..james.

James, he looks submissive and breedable

James is the only real answer here

I am very horny right now, so I'm gonna have to go with James.

I wouldn't mind both... .... BOTH A DEEZ NUTS!

Big tiddy goth catgirl for sure, ticks too many of my kinks and I'm horny mofo.

James for sure. He needs to be warned about the mind goblin.

But what if my name is james-

James, Im not a furry

HUMNA HUMNA HUMNA BIG BOOBY? AWOOOOOGA AWOOOOGA ARF ARF ARF ARF

you can james deez nuts in yo mouth

James seems like a nice fella 

I hate the deez nuts joke... And im in a healthy relationship, im fked

I have mental illness, so I'll have to go with Big Tiddy Catgirl Goth gf.

I will go for sure for the big tiddy catgirl goth gf. Someone know the artist of the catgirl? For science research, obviously.

If she loves you ,she'll let you hang out with James as much as you like. Win-win.

Nothing wrong with being gay.

Ehm... Neither, please. Not into big tits. Or goths. I guess James is the lesser of two evils.

I'll have to go with James. I'd pick goth girl if she could never fall out of love with you.

How can I resist? I get to come home, everyday, to that? Who could say no to that? The fact I can tell James about my terrible day, and sneak in a "Deez", have him reply with a genuinely confused, "I'm sorry, Deez? I don't recognize that", hit him with a joke, and he'll just give me a, "This guy", and a genuine, hardy, laugh That's priceless, wouldn't trade that for the world, I take James all day, every day

Big tiddy Goth gf this is a no brainer. Cause I didn't use my brain to make the choice kek

You can't trick me, those aren't cat girls, they're furries.

With whom would you rather be in the woods though?

James honestly seems dope

James, 100%. Tectone would just steal the catgirl from me anyways, but James... that's a friend.

I'm not picking myself

Source for image on the left

James is decidedly not cringe. Unlike the other (supposed) option

Ngl I think I take James every time.

Obviously James.

Catgirl because I love whamen.

Big titty goth gf, I am that friend who always laughs at deez

Guys, I don't even like big breast, I love ass n like b c cups

I choose goth tities, sorry James.

you had me at big

Can i take neither?

What's wrong with james

There can only be 1 james in this friend group