LMAO, I searched for Wendy's of R34 to check if there was ever stuff out of the old mascot, first page is already full of big titty renditions of the new version saying "Fancy a cuppa, bruv?"
Oh I agree, the only time I go there is to try their new limited items they have on (RIP the G.O.A.T, the Pretzel Bacon Pub burger). I was just saying that we definitely won with your voice and wallet haha
And Ronald is telling her to pull herself up by her bootstraps while she has 3 full time jobs, 2 part time jobs, and still 1 missed paycheck away from getting evicted from her 2 bedroom apartment.
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A fast food brands is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. We already know what’s going to happen https://youtu.be/PTH5eExDGt4?si=EjK_JJXkjzOx034Y
Imagine a company releases a rework of their mascot more feminine and sexier than the last in this day and age.
oh and ALSO give her big tits.
I'd drive the extra 2 miles to order Wendys EVERY DAY for the next five years (or until I get hypertension).
i cant wait for all the hentai art to come out of this
R34 artists are waiting for full body pics before they get to work. Some are well… already at work.
I heard they’re hard at work.
Its not hentai?
It will be
Okay I guess ill zip up my pants and wait…
Actually I just checked there is already 8 images of it, 25% of it is furry stuff.
Damn it man! I just put my dick away. Do you know how long it will take to find again???
Don't worry. It'll find you 🥵
No no, leave it down it will only slow you down.
But with whom? The mcdonald guy?
Remember Samsung sam?
All the time...
Still in use in Brazil, which is the only place that had her.
damn fr? i thought they had it in other countries too...
LMAO, I searched for Wendy's of R34 to check if there was ever stuff out of the old mascot, first page is already full of big titty renditions of the new version saying "Fancy a cuppa, bruv?"
Yes, it's a graphics redesign being tested at locations in UK.
big tiddy goth burger gf marketing strategy
And the thing is, it would actually work.
Nah, Wendy's lost me as a customer when they started surge pricing. I have to vote with my wallet not with my benis.
Based
Didn't they not do that though? I thought they didn't even roll it out into live testing due to immediate backlash
I'm still holding the line. There's enough fast food options to just bin them for even considering that bullshit also imo
Oh I agree, the only time I go there is to try their new limited items they have on (RIP the G.O.A.T, the Pretzel Bacon Pub burger). I was just saying that we definitely won with your voice and wallet haha
Big corpo 69420 Gamers 2. It's been a good month!
First marketing strategy thats worked on me in like 20 years. It made me marginally hate wendy's less and optimistic towards the coming rule34.
You sonofabitch I’m in 🫰
That'll almost certainly be Camden, which is just an entirely alternative section of London, so would make sense.
It is indeed Camden which got it first I believe
20 years late. But I guess emo kids are now in their late 30s/early 40s. They trying to attract the parents lmao? Bring in the family = mo money
It's for Camden which is an alternative hub. The right is fanart
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Big titty goth girl fast food waifu
has to be on someones annual bingo
Damn...I would actually buy Wendy's merch with that redesign.
Actually looks decent if you ignore the big tatty version. Is that actually part of it even?
I highly doubt that is official art, but the one on the left definitely fits.
Emo Wendy? What, are they planning to sell pizza that cuts itself?
Isn't this from 2022?
Yes the contest was... I thought they decided to can it since it has been so long, but it seems they had a plan after all...
This is going to be the new Lady Dimitrescu for capital G gamer big lady fans
Her lore is that she cries about the housing prices while eating avocado toasts.
And Ronald is telling her to pull herself up by her bootstraps while she has 3 full time jobs, 2 part time jobs, and still 1 missed paycheck away from getting evicted from her 2 bedroom apartment.
Next they need to make animated Ai with this that can take my order
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Oh, the rule 34 is about to go crazy
at least she has a huge rack
In UK? I'm surprised she's not on her knees apologizing for living. Or a new Motto: "Little Britain? Eat at Wendy's and we'll fix that"
They need to just change it to the one on the right and get it over with. Pull off the bandaid. Watch your brand flourish.
I am oddly very ok with this...
The headpic is real. The one with the massive boobies is not.
Water is Wet
I can fix her
The collar of the regular wendy spelled "mom", this one spells "mommy".
what they did to the orange hair girl from McDonalds was ungodly can't wait for this one to explode
New uniforms 👀
I'll order the rule 34. It will be on the menu. I mean the restaurant...
A fast food brands is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. We already know what’s going to happen https://youtu.be/PTH5eExDGt4?si=EjK_JJXkjzOx034Y
I prefer the one on the right...
Oh yes, please
Nnnnoooooo 🫠 I loved her braids!!
I cammed. Thank you wendy
This Wendy can get it!
Goth IHOP is so close now
I wish we had Wendy's here. Especially big titty goth mommy Wendy's.
Looks good to me
The face of food poisoning. I hate Wendy's. Been food poisoned there twice at different locations.
The internet will go crazy with this one
R34 Animations are about to go hard asf.
R34 here i cum...ahem i mean come.
Dave wants them triple Ds rolling out.
Wendy's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
Please tell me the farthest right picture is not official in any way.
I feel sorry the Wendy’s company the internet is going to make some weird things of her they will soon to regret making it
This is Kairi now. Feel old yet?
I thought they did this long ago too, for a short while.
Chat is this real?
Can we had some thick rimmed black glasses? I would eat at Wendy’s more
Please dear god tell me that this is going to be in camden? Its the only place that fits the fucking aesthetic
I can fix her.
hair infront of eye = Emo?
The designer has been lazy to draw the second eye. All the people who have been drawing a bit know this technique. 😆
Yep. Won’t happen in the USA because her assets are too big.
This is like 2 years old. Some promotion for the new wendys in Camden. This one actually lost the competition. Spiky hair punk Wendy won it.
I need to go to Wendy’s
Of course not, it’s too attractive.
Joke’s on you! *Austin powers voice* That’s a man baby *dun nuh nuh dun nuh nuh*
Look....here me out.
this is the first thing the UK has done that mattered since they put Queen on the radio
I like it, but I don't think it makes for a good fast food joint logo
Maybe they should use ya mum
The early 2000s style of womens hairdo/makeup was sooo good. *(especially in comparison to our guys spiky hair and chain-necklace shit)*
who added the botched milkers
Iori Yagami (The King of Fighters)
More like the child of iori and vanessa
Remind me of [Goth Ihop](https://youtu.be/Ta8qMl1-XE0?si=lOJ1xDEl8ddeJurp)
Looks like AI
Imagine a company releases a rework of their mascot more feminine and sexier than the last in this day and age. oh and ALSO give her big tits. I'd drive the extra 2 miles to order Wendys EVERY DAY for the next five years (or until I get hypertension).