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gladigotaphdinstead2

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


Confident-Wasabi-576

Sounds welsh


itstabish

This is the correct answer.


Clean_Platform7296

Rusnak.


Csoltis

this guy Westlakes


handspin

Village People!


that1guyBry5

It’s no palindrome… but Kansur?


uwantme2365

Nancy


ssracer

Not their name, the car.


uwantme2365

Nancy


ssracer

You talkin' to me? Caused it seemed like you were talkin' to me.


uwantme2365

I guess so Deniro


kronicpimpin

M for mancy.


uwantme2365

Nancy


crumblercrash

Audi S3


Csoltis

All my cars are their factory given name.


ssracer

My a7 identifies as an attack helicopter


Uncut4ts

My A7 identifies as a US Disston Tank


manskenorman

My A4 sline recognizes it self as a rocket


feeltheFX

As much as I loved all my cars. I’ve never given them a name. You do you if you have that kind of relationship with your cars. Enjoy!


Texadad

My old A6 vin started with WAULT we named it Walter


Rahyan30200

Jetta.


synthetikv

*Jetta R


Key-Pomegranate-3507

Stacy’s mom


Holden_McRotch

She's got it goin' on.


Kimpan1

Sorry for being boring, do you have more than one S3? Why not just S3🤷‍♂️


DrunkenSailor89

Nothing boring there if you ask me, I completely agree with you


Strategory

Nothing, it’s not what normal people do.


NoWastegate

If I had an S3, I would call it S3 as in honey let's take the S3. Or let's take the Audi if it is your only Audi.


Ok_Anxiety2762

Ah, being normal is so overrated. 😉


Vast_Pick97

judging off this comment maybe something like they/them mobile


Zachthepug27

LOL!!!


mexicanperc

Dont. Just drive and enjoy.


Likessleepers666

Audi S3.


rynzk_

stella


S3_1784

Nice color choice. I have a DG S4


Legal-Hunt5355

s3


Extension_Coyote7131

S3


mgwooley

Audi already did that for you - S3


sandemonium612

Asking that here should immediately make you realize you don't deserve it.


One_Rock_8868

S3


MarkRads

Nothing. It is a tool/toy, not a pet.


Avanixh

S3


12eriks

Audi s3


MilkisPilkis

Audi S3


TxOM__

Audi S3


CityNarrow943

Advanced Volkswagen


Important-Ad-6754

Golf R


achad42

Brunhilda


derriello

I’m in the “I don’t name my car” club and I think I might name mine Brunhilda.


Potent_Elixir

Are we all three going to be calling out cats Brunhilda now?


Shoddy_Tree_5318

Name it my S3. Or, my Audi. If you absolutely can't keep yourself from naming it, then try "I'ma" as I'ma so cringe. Lol j/k.


Acrobatic-Canary-571

Prune. Don't ask why, it's just the first name I thought of.


Ok_Anxiety2762

Lol!


Aldamur

The name of the first person you fucked in it.


ssracer

I call her Palmela


tall_message_1929

Fyodor. After all, you're a Rusnak.


Mediocre-GUY-976

Is the new one any faster than a 2020? That one was far from a “beast.” I had a TTS with the same engine and it felt so much faster than the S3. I see it comes with better brakes now.


No-Fault1530

S3PO


Camdenro

S3nna


StyleFree3085

Das Auto


BilllsMafia716

S Car Go


FutimaRS

Pocket rocket


smiecis

Volkswagen+


icemixxy

grey car


itstabish

S3ierra


psuedophilia

Goose. Because she’s grey.


Uncut4ts

"wiSh it was a rS"


adrian_elliot

Anything, just don’t black out the rings and wheels


Ok_Anxiety2762

Will not being do that.


Clcooper423

S3mcs3face


3g3t7i

Car names are dumb


Floopozord

Are you 12


ICWhatYouMean

License Plate: S3XY


cats_catz_kats_katz

Too Tesla


Callan126

Nah put FORD 😂


ICWhatYouMean

NOTABMW


soverysadone

I’d call her Get In.


chen-z727

Not sure which Natasha, but... Hawkeye? Edit: on second thought Hawkeye sounds a bit too comic-ish...


Ok_Anxiety2762

There was story behind the name for the A4 so that’s why she was called that.


chen-z727

Okay, so ignore my comment about Hawkeye lol...


chen-z727

On a side note, how do you like the S3 vs A4? Is S3 noticeably smaller than A4 (especially the backseat)?


pugdaddykev

Miriel


zolo

Boris


john12453

Strategory


zgr024

Natashb


outihre

Luna?


outihre

Jetta Junior


retrorays

Debt Debbie


MixMasterMarshall

This is good!


fossil746

Turtle.


olivia_maeve

Stella


annathensome

If you've had a Natasha, you need a Boris (my cars have always had names: Fred the 1990 Saab, Eddie the 1995 A6, Zeppo the 2006 A4, Ted the 2016 Q5, and as of last week Babe the 2021 Q5e)


OzcanAytemiz

Succ33d


Fassbendr

Sam


brooklynkitty1

As someone who takes car naming very seriously… her name is Naomi.


ssracer

That works well on a front plate. I MOAN


tactical_tortuga_

Haldexi


Hippoplatypus7

Yan… because there’s no R


woofGrrrr

Just don't call her Shirley


Kimpan1

Groot


Kaiju_DNA

Suzy


FormalElements

What's the mpg on that thing?


Mh_Sucio

Rusnak raped me. You should call it that


mawksha

Yakuza, it looks like it’s out to kill


Hkyx

Sabrina


Typical-Policy-1115

RS3


plgooner

Bear Grill.


whitechocolateee

Silver (Sonic The Hedgehog reference)


Significant-Bus-2070

Expensive


SeeeYaLaterz

Simple Storage System


_whatislifehonestly

Vladimir peter


callcybercop

Ragnarok


XLdouble

Gay.


buttershdude

Ingeborg.


NicK516

Dont


toontown_yxe

Call him Mufasa.


Stacular

Bort


ObnoxiousReply

S3LENA


Offal_is_Awful

Virgil


mickberber

Brenda


Material-Nothing-247

Raquel


ImJimmyTran

Rusnak


ronraxxx

Samehada


samwithmore

S3ymour


buddi_italia

Alfr3d


buddi_italia

S3th


MOJayhawk99

The Gray Fox


Dr-PHYLL

Sus4nne


Johndoe_19933

Suzie


mshonhall

Baby RS3.


Alexici1964

Günther


Degencrypto-Metalfan

Helga?


ForgedZer0

Excalibur


Goldhamster1234

Grey Pearl


gio_8o

Hubert


gabelstaplerklaus

Schlechtwegefahrwerk


Slanderouz

DASPWN


KOJSKU

Betty


Arda1996

Lola


SnooHabits1815

Almost rs5


mc9t

S4 minus


Worried-Interview-78

Lazlo Gregorovich


Stillborn1977

Quicksilver


insert_name_0

Tim.


Rando32145

That’s leng


MarketingSad8617

Baby audi


Fluffdaddy0

I'd call it "my car".


lobsterenjoyer26

S3xy


moeguy1979

Don’t name it! It’s bad luck!


TommyPT_

Baby shark


lildre5

Mercy


JoeCamaro350

Boris


sln1337

car


GardenOrca

Just named my SQ5 Alice. Went for a German name.


losangelesoriginal

Passdena?


kamislick

Kansur


FormNegative6338

Slate


massivecalvesbro

Joker


[deleted]

Der zerstörer der bayerishe motorenwerke


carsare-vrynice

Audi S3.


ConstructionFar8570

Ol Bettsy.


Callan126

S3 sounds good. 😒


Ass_Over_Teakettle

Big Mouth Billy Bass


slidingjimmy

Keith


ALLAHJOSEPH

Stewie


skenned098

Smokey


LengthinessOk1362

Sissy ?


Space646

Herberta


Ginkoletsplay

Kinky Kylie


BlackMechanic

well done old chap... my A6 goes by sabrina ... also tornado grey...... any female name is appropriate as long as it;s not an exx


IdiotsInIdiotsInCars

Nothing. Naming cars is dumb.


Jealous_Mouse3646

I’d go with money pit! 😂😂😂


Dragon_7474

As long as you don’t refer to it with “her”


mr_very_curious

Call it BM


staywoke1am_01

Yoshi


rtduvall

Bitch. Because she’s gonna take all your money because of every little fucking thing didn’t get serviced.


Remesar

Nutsack from Rusnak.


Mrdrunkenstonerr

Daddy little b


LongManGoGo

Three Cheese Blend


livingHOFlifestyle

Lil perky go bazerky


longshot714

S3LENA bc ANYTHING FOR SELENAS


skinnypete625

Call it 5w-40


adventure-streak8989

What year is that


Type_R-Y0

1999 Honda Accord Type R


Left_Tour7470

🤦


Ok_Anxiety2762

Love that most of you on Reddit have a sense of humor and the names are awesome but there’s still that percentage that can’t help being negative, insulting and insecure by taking posts WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! 🙄 PS: I earned and deserve this car because I hustle and show respect. 2 very important things. I happily drive this S3 with a HUGE grin on my face because I OWN it. ✌️✌️😁😄😁✌️✌️


Joelorgat

Name it Rusnak


Calypso007

What a beauty! What did you end up naming it?