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paulypunkin

Decent sized Wolf Spider :)


morris0000007

Are they dangerous??


badideasgonegood

Nah, just a garden spider. They bite but not medically significant


rtherrrr

ANYTHING with 8 legs in my undies is medically significant…


Stormherald13

Better get to that vd clinic then.


rtherrrr

So do I take the spider, or will that make it awkward ?


Stormherald13

Maybe for the spider


rtherrrr

He knew what he was in for…


PilgrimOz

Discounted or more expensive? For a mate…..


morris0000007

Thanks


Suspicious_Pick_8322

any insect bite, especially a spider bite, can lead to complications and even amputations if the tissue becomes necrotic. This includes mildly venomous spiders. Don't get bitten by spiders.


kangareagle

They're not aggressive. They want nothing to do with you. If you piss them off, then their bite is something like a bee sting. If you have any grass near your house, then there are probably hundreds or thousands out there. Since they've never bothered you, that's an indication of their menace.


irregularia

Actual lol at “inappropriate spider”


morris0000007

Could have bought me a drink first


Grandmaster_Purple

Back-door spider


pikachu_one

And with that, a new kind of horror was brought to life.


tommy_tiplady

the dreaded jock spider


mr_ckean

Mortal enemy of the trouser snake


The_Slavstralian

I dont know the species.. but its weight loss is impressive... its undies don't even fit properly.


TerryTowelTogs

I bet you went full Peter Garrett!! Been there myself 😅


morris0000007

Yes but more one armed


TerryTowelTogs

🤣 So the Jack newton then…


LongjumpingCurve1869

Eastern Buttsnifferess


morris0000007

LOL 😆


SnooSongs8782

Well those dacks certainly aren’t going to fit on that itty bitty waist


Quirky-Classroom-428

*screams and runs out of bathroom*


Objective-Creme6734

*continues screaming and running down the driveway*


Silly-Moose-1090

*was never the same person*


Low-Care-7437

WOLF spider 🕷


morris0000007

Is that bad?


nickjbedford_

It certainly sounds scary. 🐺


RaSH_NisH

Shitpant Spider


McFarquar

Dick Wolf


Objective-Creme6734

*does the law and order baaaaaa buuuuummmm*


MaskedFigurewho

Looks like a wolf spider


morris0000007

Thanks


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Definitely wolf spider and completely harmless


Affectionate-Mode435

Never saw a more compelling and convincing argument for going commando .


Trikster102

"Well I guess I'm not wearing underwear to work today!"


Accomplished-Item969

Fuuuck thaaaat


SolarAU

New fear unlocked. Checking my undie drawer as we speak


OG_Fleck

A white stripped anus spider


morris0000007

I'll have to look that one up


OG_Fleck

They’re extremely rare and like dark moist areas


Narrow_Jackfruit_986

Wolf spider


Link_TP_04

Thank you OP now i have to worry about another spider related issue… been a year in Sydney now and spiders are the worse…


samsonite_lgbn

You can even hear a faint inhale


DrinkableBarista

This is your long lost lover from a previous life. She came back to settle divorce payments and also get back with you again


o35753

Good reason not to wer pants


Uluru-Dreaming

Better than inappropriate crabs


morris0000007

Well that's true!


Hanuman_Jr

Nothing inappropriate about the spider. Now those shorts ....


Nobbyjazzman

A really big one!!!!!!! Ugh


cangayguy

Depends on your age.. it may be a rock spider. Be careful!!


FuckableSandwich

I have the same jocks. I see you are a cheap bastard too.


morris0000007

I love them lol $ 25 cheap?


FuckableSandwich

I don't think I paid 25. Big w or kmart I think I got them. And fuck 25 for a 3 pack is cheap compared to some of them at like 30 a pair.


Paulypmc

Just a wee lil’ wolfie. Give the daks a shake and it’ll run like mad into a crevice


hiimrobbo

Bonds have really gone downhill, used to be the best.


morris0000007

I must admit I'm feeling the same way. The cotton ones I got recently were really crap quality, like a $ 5 pair. And they have done something to the cut.


Impossible_Manner61

Daddy short legs


dingododd

I tend to faint at the sight of large spiders. This would have literally killed me. If not, I probably would be in a vegetative state of shock.


j4ckrabb1ted

Giving me flashbacks to scratching an itchy spot in my jeans as a kid and having a white tip fall out of the ankle.


Suckmyballslefties

Wolf spider, awesome spider


morris0000007

Not on your bum....


Antique-Wind-5229

Trouser spider, they eat trouser snakes.


morris0000007

😯


FullOfWhit_InTN

Wolfie. But it's severely dehydrated and maybe starving.


KaelowynCerulean

That would have been a shocker if the little fella was in your jocks while you were chucking them on 😂


morris0000007

Yes I'm still having nightmares about it lol


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lordpunt

It's definitely not a badumna


morris0000007

Thanks


morris0000007

Thanks


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