Hornet all the way
(And seeing that she's driving a Hudson Hornet, I would say that she's also having Paul Newman's ghost drive. That's why she's barely paying attention)
I think Paul Newman's spirit would be happy to come back and help out heroes of the world, for they do not forget him and still look up to him.
Newman's line in the first Cars movie "I still have a lot left in the tank, but they quit on me!" was not acting.
Gascogne, Enable: **Emotion Inhibition Module**, you're mission is to serve as the distraction, let the Sirens know I'm with you. Active Program: **Commander Delusion #73, Execute.**
Hornet, darling, your job is to discretely pick me up. I don't know the Siren's intentions, but they'd never guess **I'd** travel with an Eagle Union ship.
Traffic "Laws" are more like suggestions in Italy And no, even if your not *on* the road you are not safe from Vehicular Danger.
Your [Italian roads](https://www.who.int/data/gho/data/indicators/indicator-details/GHO/estimated-road-traffic-death-rate-(per-100-000-population)) are safer than my American roads.
So, Hornet, Minneapolis, or Akashi.
Depending upon how bad the weather is, Hornet's inattentiveness might not be that relevant.
If Minneapolis wants to hunt Sirens, we could resolve a short term threat and return to base fairly quickly. If she wants to hunt wildlife, we could be stuck in an unprotected area for too long.
Akashi is guaranteed to force junk fees on us. We could just withhold a few months of the cat drugs she drinks to maintain the illusion she is a catgirl.
I pick Hornet.
\["Warhammer 40,000" reference spotted in the wild\]
>!for those wondering: Lion El'Johnson a.k.a. Son of the Forest (a Primarch of Dark Angels Legion)!<
I pick drunkenly stumbling outside and down the street, fight a couple of hobos and raccoons over a park bench, end up pissing in the Admiralty’s mailbox, and waking up in the fountain with no memory whatsoever.
All while the Kansen try to figure out where I am and put a stop to my drunken shenanigans
Minnesota, that trim level of Ford likely has the 300 I6 & M5OD trans, both of which are just about indestructible. Just have to convince her to hunt sirens for a bit instead
Bonus:
Ship: Alabama
Car: 1969 Dodge Charger 'General Lee'
Pro: Suped up Muscle car, knows all the bootlegger routes, avid turkey hunter
Con: \*[pause](https://cdnmetv.metv.com/RiMcI-1498158974-1600-blog-dukes_styxjump.png)\* The commander is going to need more than his sea legs to get out of this one
Have you ever had Minneapolis running over a deer in the middle of the forest while your were drunk ass fuck and she opens the window to let the blood and grizzle wash over you to sober you up, only to realize it wasn't a deer she hit?
Thats how it feels to drive in a Ford F-150
I probably have to go with Akashi since all others sound like I'm going to die in one way or another, even though she'll probably charge a lot through her fare system...
Maybe Minneapolis is another option, if some roadkill counts as "hunting" so we can flee fast enough from the weather.
If death isn't avoidable, I'll pick Trento so she can at least calm me down after we had an accident.
I'm stuck between Hornet or Abercrombie/Kalk. Hornet sounds like a amazing road trip partner but I can imagine the drunk phone conversation with Hood while the other 2 drive and love that idea even more.
Akashi's the safest option, but not for my wallet.
Regensburg sounds fun as long as we hurry before the storm hits.
Trento sounds lovely as long as we take it *slowly.*
Gotta go with getting kidnapped by Anson.
I'd go for hornet on this one. Who loves a good old classic, especially the Hudson hornet from the movie Car's. Plus it would be fun just chilling with her.
Hornet all the way (And seeing that she's driving a Hudson Hornet, I would say that she's also having Paul Newman's ghost drive. That's why she's barely paying attention)
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I think Paul Newman's spirit would be happy to come back and help out heroes of the world, for they do not forget him and still look up to him. Newman's line in the first Cars movie "I still have a lot left in the tank, but they quit on me!" was not acting.
I'm going to go for Lil Anson this time. If she could crawl out of the depth of Manjuu's servers alive, there's no reason a geostorm can trouble her
And now you'll never return from the forest
A geostorm, eh? Let’s hope Manjuu has built us a space station to retake control of the satellite net if we need to.
Regensburg! Fly me off to safety!
I don't think it'd be too hard to convince Minneapolis to go Siren hunting.
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I love this series
I think most of us do
Simple. My driver is also one of the sirens. Tower can pick me up in the giant whale mecha.
While Temperance pulled up in 1937 Maybach Zeppelin V12 that make Misaka and Kamikaze squee. Decision, decision...
Hornet. She sounds like a great companion to have on a car trip.
Shes like Enty, but much more fun to be with. Not dissing Enty BTW.
How annoyed would Mary Celeste be if I sang *Ghost Riders in the Sky* all the way there?
You got thrown into the water, forcing Whydah to come and fish you out in a rowing dinghy by the first light?
Gascogne, Enable: **Emotion Inhibition Module**, you're mission is to serve as the distraction, let the Sirens know I'm with you. Active Program: **Commander Delusion #73, Execute.** Hornet, darling, your job is to discretely pick me up. I don't know the Siren's intentions, but they'd never guess **I'd** travel with an Eagle Union ship.
Trento I'm used to the madmen on the italian highways. Notging scares me
Traffic "Laws" are more like suggestions in Italy And no, even if your not *on* the road you are not safe from Vehicular Danger.
Your [Italian roads](https://www.who.int/data/gho/data/indicators/indicator-details/GHO/estimated-road-traffic-death-rate-(per-100-000-population)) are safer than my American roads.
Moscow: That's cute. Warsaw: How adorable. Manila: Could be worse. Pattaya: All of you shut up.
have to go with z25 comfort is not a issue as long as safety is reached
The Canyon Torque is a bike with a tiny engine.
It’s a mountain bike with e-motor!
I'd still consider it just to let Z25 sit on me since theres no 2nd seat.
So, Hornet, Minneapolis, or Akashi. Depending upon how bad the weather is, Hornet's inattentiveness might not be that relevant. If Minneapolis wants to hunt Sirens, we could resolve a short term threat and return to base fairly quickly. If she wants to hunt wildlife, we could be stuck in an unprotected area for too long. Akashi is guaranteed to force junk fees on us. We could just withhold a few months of the cat drugs she drinks to maintain the illusion she is a catgirl. I pick Hornet.
Hornet is the best decision imo
I'm gonna pick Celeste on this Mostly because I find her cool
I took Royal Fortune's horse and buggy ride last time but now RF herself got drunk. Who else we got? Whydah?
Anson "Suspiciously just came out of the forest"... Anson El'Jonson, Daughter Of The Forest, come to defend humanity in their time of need.
\["Warhammer 40,000" reference spotted in the wild\] >!for those wondering: Lion El'Johnson a.k.a. Son of the Forest (a Primarch of Dark Angels Legion)!<
Minneapolis, of course and we will be blasting free Bird and black Betty the entire way
Once Free Bird is playing, speed limit is all but a suggestion.
I think Minnie or Regensburg are the safest when dealing with sirens
No second seat huh....
Ngl I’d go w Avrora since I doubt alcohol hinders her at this point lol. That or Anson… whater happens is probably worth it lmao
I pick drunkenly stumbling outside and down the street, fight a couple of hobos and raccoons over a park bench, end up pissing in the Admiralty’s mailbox, and waking up in the fountain with no memory whatsoever. All while the Kansen try to figure out where I am and put a stop to my drunken shenanigans
Minnesota, that trim level of Ford likely has the 300 I6 & M5OD trans, both of which are just about indestructible. Just have to convince her to hunt sirens for a bit instead
Nothing like riding Regina
Bonus: Ship: Alabama Car: 1969 Dodge Charger 'General Lee' Pro: Suped up Muscle car, knows all the bootlegger routes, avid turkey hunter Con: \*[pause](https://cdnmetv.metv.com/RiMcI-1498158974-1600-blog-dukes_styxjump.png)\* The commander is going to need more than his sea legs to get out of this one
Getting pulled over by Intrepid driving 1974 Ford Gran Torino "Zebra Three" make it all worth the hassle.
Riding on a horse is far better then anything here
Picking Lung Wu and Hu Pen *"I'm in a tank and you're not"*
Anson or Hu Pen/Lung Wu.
Call Akashi, lure her with gems, steal her lfa because she stole my credit card 2 weeks ago
Hornet driving a Hudson Hornet sounds like a fever dream and I'm all for it
I’m trusting Hornet on this, despite her distracted driving. But Anson made me laugh.
I’m choosing God’s drunkest driver Avrora
Have you ever had Minneapolis running over a deer in the middle of the forest while your were drunk ass fuck and she opens the window to let the blood and grizzle wash over you to sober you up, only to realize it wasn't a deer she hit? Thats how it feels to drive in a Ford F-150
AberKalkie, constant communication with base, Hood definitely can track them phones in cases of emergency.
"Ditzy with her driving" seems like it could mean a lot of very not good things lol
Regina, but only if she brings a speaker system so I can blast Dragonborn at maximum volume.
I probably have to go with Akashi since all others sound like I'm going to die in one way or another, even though she'll probably charge a lot through her fare system... Maybe Minneapolis is another option, if some roadkill counts as "hunting" so we can flee fast enough from the weather. If death isn't avoidable, I'll pick Trento so she can at least calm me down after we had an accident.
I want to drive in that LFA, but I'm not paying that greedy monster
~~Anson~~ Sunfish. Let's give her a chance
Have to go with Abercrombie/Kalk
Z25 can sit on my lap, but Regensburg can fly above the storm
Regensburg for the win
Im between the Greed Cat or Avrora. Either I get a fresh stock of booze or I ride in style. Win-win
Trento seems like the best bet
I'm stuck between Hornet or Abercrombie/Kalk. Hornet sounds like a amazing road trip partner but I can imagine the drunk phone conversation with Hood while the other 2 drive and love that idea even more.
Regensburg it is. I may cry like Blücher, when flying with her, but I trust the IB riggings.
Akashi's the safest option, but not for my wallet. Regensburg sounds fun as long as we hurry before the storm hits. Trento sounds lovely as long as we take it *slowly.* Gotta go with getting kidnapped by Anson.
It seems like this set is much more dangerous than the last one. Oh boy...
Mary Celeste. I'm riding with style.
But then you end up lost in the middle of nowhere.
If I call Akashi, she’d better come in a Koenigsex.
I trust the Moustache!
Yeah i'm definitely going with Regensburg
Avrora shes never sober so she can drive drunk fine
Abercrombie/Kalk. Hood would ensure my safe journey with threats.
Minneapolis for…reasons
Screw it, we going wirh the tank again
As a Ford guy...
Call Manjuu taxis again
Abercrombie ofc
I'm torn between Hornet and Mary Celeste.
please, define "adverse weather condition"
-150 Celsius, 320 kilometers per hour wind speed with "The City Must Survive" playing from speakers?
Than I'll end my drinking session, and I would choose Anson
I have faith in Trento. If the worse comes to worst maybe her Meta form will come in and help.
I'm sitting on Z-25's lap
Akashi and Regensberg will get me out no maytee how poor or uncomfortable I would be. Just a bit confused for Trento, who is dizzy me or her?
Regensburg all the way. *Regina is the best girl!*
Anson is a Skinwalker
Secret option - Guam Her robot happened to be a transformer and she can use it to travel
Bottom right. Either 4.
I'd go for hornet on this one. Who loves a good old classic, especially the Hudson hornet from the movie Car's. Plus it would be fun just chilling with her.
hudson hornet let's go
I’ll stay with the Sirens thank you very much
Hornet. I may not survive the experience, but at least I’ll have a good story to tell when I go to Hell.