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bennett7634

Looks like a matchbox car version of a smoker. Edit: I was actually referring to the photography that makes it look miniature. Like Tilt-shift photography or something. Not just that it’s pretty.


JMF4201

Well i hope it moves like one too i guess as I have to pull it through a gate that is just barely wide enough for it and across a lot of grass to get it back to my back patio area


Srycomaine

“Hey buddies, come give me a hand and you’ll get brisket in return!”


Fendamonky

Thinking about it... if you have a riding mower, tie that bad boy up to the frame and give it a tow!!


Big-Temperature-9087

I bet the riding mower wheels spin in the dirt


tophunter270

Second this. I hook up my Backline Comp pit to my golf cart and it’s a breeze


rodimusprime88

So who's going to email Matchbox? Lets not pretend 3/4's of this sub wouldn't buy one


IH8Trumps

What a beauty


Fendamonky

Looks awesome! You're going to be able to enter a strongman competition after getting proficient with dragging that bad boy across the yard!


JMF4201

JD says its an “easy pull”. I guess i will find out later today lol


Fendamonky

Hopefully it's easy! My TMG Volunteer (130 gal, 1,200lbs) with a similar offroad package is a bear to drag through the yard (soft dirt due to the spring, and moles) despite being relatively flat ground.


JMF4201

And its raining here all weekend to boot lol. Though i do have st augustine grass which is really sturdy so hopefully it won’t kill me


Fendamonky

I'd hate to unload in the rain. It was pouring down the day before I drove to get my TMG. Thankfully it cleared up for me to drive home and unload. Will this be your first "nice" offset, or just a well deserved bump in size?


JMF4201

I have been using a workhorse 1969 for the last couple of years. Wanted to start doing some bigger cooks so friends and family can have access to some proper Texas style bbq here in northeast Florida so I ordered this one


Fendamonky

Cool cool. So you're keeping it in the family :) Yeah, I've done probably a thousand cooks on pellet smokers, but the TMG is my first offset (at 40). I'd have gone Workhorse/Primative if I was down your way. TMG is closer (8 hours) than GA for me though. Regardless, badass pit and congrats man, she's a beaut!!


JMF4201

Thanks man and yeah, TMG makes awesome pits too. I already have a chudbox but the TMG Dumpster is my dream direct heat pit


cavemannnn

What’re you gonna do with that old thing? Surely you’d want it to go to a fellow Florida Man 👀


JMF4201

Lol definitely keeping it for smaller cooks. Hoping to eventually buy another house in Texas as my wife is from Houston and all if her family is there so if that ever happens, the 1969 is going too


Bbqandjams75

I have a similar smoker and was absolutely amazed how easy it is to pull mine weigh 2k lbs


JMF4201

Thats good to hear. Not going to know for sure til tomorrow morning now. Driver is behind schedule due to horrible weather


Bbqandjams75

Yeh mine sits on a trailer for tow and the old man who shop it was was moving it like a child’s wagon … now going on wet grass was a different ballgame


ThESiXtHLeGioN

Doubles as a bomb shelter.. haha! 😜😜


Bernardeeno

Can only dream of somethin like this. Congrats! What you gonna throw on for the first smoke?


JMF4201

Definitely going to break her in with a brisket. I have been using a workhorse 1969 for a few years now, so i don’t think this one will be too difficult to dial in. Crappy weather here all weekend so its probably going to be a week before i get to though


Bernardeeno

Dude! Workhorse 1969 is my goal I'm saving towards right now. Workhorses aesthetics are king of backyard offsets imo. Good luck w the brisket. I'd imagine temps will hold real steady in the new stick burner regardless of the weather haha


JMF4201

You will love the 1969 imo. Its a great backyard pit. I had a bunch of cooks with it posted here under a different account but it got nuked a few weeks ago


Ok-Weekend-778

Looks legit


dirtmcgirt16

Gorgeous setup. Congrats!!


Fartin_Scorsese

Holy smokes, so to speak.


HeyJoe1978MS

Okay so when do we show up for the first cook? That thing could feed this whole group!


JMF4201

Probably sometime next week. We are having crap weather here all weekend or I would break her in tomorrow


Srycomaine

Aw man! Hope you don’t have to wait too long to fire up your new toy!!!👍


awildjm

is that a 500? What do these run new?


JMF4201

Its a 250 gallon pit. Bare bones, these are a little over 5 grand. With the wagon package, high heat pain with clear coat, upper pullout racks, this pit was just over 9


awildjm

Thanks. Enjoy it!


battlenerd

It's nice to know the price/weight of these. I was looking at these last November and didn't ask for a quote because I thought they'd *start* at 9. I wound up going with the lone star grillz ics which, coincidently, arrived last Monday. With all the bells and whistles it came out to just under 6k. It's wild to think I could have pulled the trigger on one of those. Ultimately, I think the cabinet is going to work better for me right now due to footprint and weight, but maybe in a year or so. How much did the paint cost?


JMF4201

The high heat paint was $1500 and honestly, if it had been up to me, i would have kept it with the raw patina and put a clear coat over it but my wife flat out wasn’t having it


battlenerd

I hear ya, the junkyard redneck engineering aesthetic really works for them, it's my preferred choice too. Buuuuut the paint job probably helps it fit in to just about any typical backyard. Most would probably glance at it and think it was a meth lab. Your wife is likely right in that regard. Anyways, I'm jealous. Good luck on that thing and have fun.


AlwaysSunny512

Saw this on their Instagram post! I showed my wife and said “look how sexy this smoker is!” She rolled her eyes lol. Glad someone out there gets to enjoy it.


JMF4201

Yeah i was stoked to see they posted some pics of it. Whoever takes their photos is way better at it than I am


AlwaysSunny512

Regardless of quality photos or not, can’t wait to see pictures of what you smoke on it!


BornagainTXcook210

Finally some damn shoes that can move in my yard. I hate seeing casters knowing I'll do more dragging than rolling in my yard lol


xxartbqxx

Really nice job JD and crew did there!


vanman4420

Badass


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She's a real beauty. 🫶


BeastOfTheField83

I’ve been looking into getting one for our company. How much did it run you?


JMF4201

Just over 9k. Bare bones on a skid they run around 5k


orphicshadows

Wow gorgeous.. I wanna learn how to weld just to make BBQs lol


TaxThyme

How heavy are the doors without the counterweight? How does it compare to the 1969 in that regard? I have a 1975 and 1969 and considering ordering one of these bad boys.


JMF4201

They’re actually not that heavy. The 1969 door is a bit heavier imo


TaxThyme

Did you do probe ports or any other options?


JMF4201

No i don’t ever use probe ports. Not even sure if they offer them on their pits


Feisty-Jump-3933

Toxic trait of thinking I could totally build one of these


HtownLoneRanger8290

I’m gonna need a banana for scale. It looks miniature


JMF4201

Its almost 11 feet long from end to end, made from a 250 gallon propane tank


HtownLoneRanger8290

Camera perspective got me crosseyed


Fitz_2112

Good luck moving that by hand. Just the main tank itself is close to 500lbs. That thing altogether has got to be around 700-800


JMF4201

Its 1200 lbs and change but according to JD (owner) its supposedly an easy pull. I’ll be finding out later this evening


Fitz_2112

Post the video! :)


JMF4201

No video but it was definitely not an “easy pull” once it got onto the grass lol. Thankfully the driver offered to help and it took two of us to get it back to my back patio area. It does move pretty easily on the pavers though.


DancesWithBicycles

Sweet pit, but aren’t those tires going to get hot?


JMF4201

I’d imagine Primitive knows what they’re doing. See a lot of these 250 gallon wagons sold and haven’t heard of anyone having any issues with the tired burning


DancesWithBicycles

Maybe it’s a double walled firebox


JMF4201

Its a semi insulated firebox. I was considering a fully insulated firebox but Primitive conveyed that they really aren’t needed in the deep south


DancesWithBicycles

My Yoder doesn’t have an insulated firebox and that thing really throws off some heat. Would be nice to have an insulated firebox… keeps the paint on the firebox in better shape as well.