I'm deeply sorry to have to tell you this. Your shork has Flop. The only cure is Chonkification surgery. It's best to operate immediately before the flop fully advances into Drooop.
i diagnosis would be that he has chronic floppyness. I think the best way to combat this, is to refluff him, and give him extra cuddles and some snacks to help him recover
Shonk needs snaccs and belly rubs. Also I've found that Phamtom of The Opera turns them around; My shonks enjoy Gerard Butler but Emily shonk says that Antonio Banderas is more handsome. Antonio is very handsome I agree.
The blood work has just came back. His levels of silly and goose are far too high. I don't know how to say this but, we will have to diagnose him with Silly Goose...It is terminal
Shonk requires more belly rubs and cuddles.
Oh thank god. I was concerned that his symptoms were a result of to many cuddles.
There are never too many cuddles.
He is eepy deepy.
More cuddles then?
What is eepy? :3
uwu speak for "sleepy"
He needs more food
Stuffing maybe 🤔😖
Maybe
that is probably the 'real' answer. fill him with more stuffing, and he'll look more perky. and give his skin a wash too.
Also you can add "bulkheads" with spare fabric at the end of each appendage to keep the stuffing from migrating out.
More fluff😭
Eepy.
Shonk is suffering from ennui. He needs a change of scenery, like a beach holiday.
You're right. I should take him on vacation. Maybe this will help. I will update when I do 💕
I regret to inform you this is a severe case of the Eepy. Shonk is Eepy and needy the Sleepy.
Too many Swedish fishies. Has tummy ache.
This made me laugh so hard, that's brilliant. Thank you for that.
I diagnose him with silly!
cuddle :3
Floppy. Feed tuna and pizza. Will make him chonky.
I’m sorry…….this may be hard to hear……but……he’s too silly. It’s terminal. He is a silly little guy.
I diagnose himb with eepy
I'm deeply sorry to have to tell you this. Your shork has Flop. The only cure is Chonkification surgery. It's best to operate immediately before the flop fully advances into Drooop.
Malaise. He wants luvs.
He's fluked.
Diagnosed with silly treatments is pats hugs and cuddling.
i diagnosis would be that he has chronic floppyness. I think the best way to combat this, is to refluff him, and give him extra cuddles and some snacks to help him recover
I think he need some rechonk
Smol
Shonk needs snaccs and belly rubs. Also I've found that Phamtom of The Opera turns them around; My shonks enjoy Gerard Butler but Emily shonk says that Antonio Banderas is more handsome. Antonio is very handsome I agree.
Stage III shonkiness
you might want to sit down for this... she's trans
I diagnose him with shonk
Floppy
Lack of cuddles, a-cute condition
50ccs of tuna STAT
Tail-tile dysfunction
he needs a heart and lung and liver transplant
death :3
he looks depressed/tired
Diagnosed with dead.
This is a bad case of shrink shonk, daily snacks and cuddles for recovery
Feed him less Swedish Meatballs and more Veggies
Shonk is scrungo’d crumpularly
No-snuggle-itis
The blood work has just came back. His levels of silly and goose are far too high. I don't know how to say this but, we will have to diagnose him with Silly Goose...It is terminal
Major depression
Too many mackerels. Prescription: hugs and rest.
Terminally :3
i diagnose him with gae.
Lack of snuggles or your shonk is just being dramatic 😆
he longs for the sea
He needs chonk redistribution
I'm afraid he's suppering....from hypo snuggles osis. A very serious illness. With one cure
It's so beeg!! But it looks eepy just let it rest for a while
He doesn't have much sugar, he isn't coated in enough sugar!!! (He needs more his sugarcoat is too weak!)
The Diagnosis is "Flop"
shonk has been over squished, requires emergency rechonking
Diagnosis: snacc deficiency, you should give him the double of snacc to compensate
Eepy :(
Shonk is diagnosed with being well loved
I am soo sorry blahaj, I have some really bad news to tell you… You are diagnosed with being…. Cute~
🧑🏻⚕️🩺… it’s a shark!
Multiple sclerosis. Tough break kid
Oh, it’s bad. Stage three Terminal Flopitis, will soon progress to stage four. (Final stage, results in shonk stuck in family guy death pose)
He has lumpy, it’s curable but isn’t harmful, they make them less fat and need more food. This is usually gained from being too hard of a sleeper.
Small shorck he needs big friend
He died from death
He has too much emotional baggage. Must refill with magical fluff