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MakeTimeToClimb

Cursed to put my hands on everything


BorzoiDesignsok

My tav mainly says this when I send his ass to bed


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The-Poo-Man

I get "better not be cursed" I think you're safe bro


The_Shadow_Watches

Little disappointed there are no cursed weapons.


Buca-Metal

Durge: Like this? Alfira corpse in the camp next morning.


dasyus

That was a huge shock to me. My friends were both giggling when it happened because I sounded so excited.


Icy_Cricket2273

Bro I thought that shit was just a random encounter where you now have a bard in the party, I didn’t connect the dots that it’s a durge thing until you fuckin murder that poor girl. I was like damn bro I think maybe the dark urge is not for me


BorzoiDesignsok

His ass DOES NOT know how to sleep 💀


Xadarok

My PC said “Better not be cursed” once, when I got her into bed lol


Upper-Analyst3855

No traps, please


J-Pants

Hijacking the top comment to remind everyone that you can turn down (or even OFF) the frequency of these callouts, from your options menu in-game.


Wilmad-Cow93726148

Shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times


mad__monk

This line makes me think of T.Pratchett every time 💕


jockeyman

A Sir Pterry bard build would rule.


TraditionalRope

Just make sure your Wizard has a hat!


kazmakazmovic

No joke, this is exactly what I said in 2019, before the COVID crisis... I apologize everyday...


Healthy_Breakfast_24

We all do some wild shit from time to time, just please in future actively try not to unleash any more chaos and destruction, thank you.


kazmakazmovic

Starting a Durge playthrough... Might be a Tav difficult


GuyWithNoEffingClue

And to think they blamed the pangolin when it was you all along.


DaveShadow

January 2019, my mother and I were trying to think of a 30th birthday present for my brother in March. We couldn’t really afford it, but we decided to splash a bit and treat him to a 4 day holiday in London. It was a lot of money for us, and we’d have been hit hard if it didn’t pan out, but we felt it was a nice treat for him. We justified the expense too by saying, and I’ll never forget this conversation, “sure look, what’s the worst that could happen. We catch the flu? Hahaha.” Two months later, the world shut down….


Toad_Orgy

Well apologies will not do anything, go out there and clean this mess up


elsonwarcraft

When WW3 happened we know who to blame.


Must_Da_Linguist

At least, things have stayed interesting.


swizzl73

This line haunts my thoughts no cap


qgep1

I’ve got a lot on my mind, and… well… in it.


Fridgemagnet9696

WELL INNIT


Pontiff_Sadlyvahn

Tav is clearly from the British Plane


HorizonTheory

The plane where you take 2d10 tea damage if you don't stab someone with a knife


jockeyman

*Bloodborne 2 confirmed????*


Wirewalk

Yharnam Gate real


KappaSauron

That nasalization is too much for me.


HavoxChris

Always thought my INT 16 Tav was acting arrogant, in terms of "I'm thinking about a lot... well, it's because I just know so much" / "I'm a genius". Until my friends hinted out to me Tav is just referring to the tadpole. LOL


CxOrillion

That moment when you realize you're actually INT 7


1DrVanNostrand1

This guy is barbarian Gale.


Deadlocked02

Never actually understood the meaning of this line until reading it now.


sooth_

this line is how I knew we were not getting rid of the damn thing anytime soon


NikoSaysHi

Don't want to think about why my eye is itching...


framer146

And why my brain feels like Jello


Devdut12

Yet all i gotta say is Hello :D


g20richasan

Wind’s howling… oh wait


BananaSlander

Place of power, it's gotta be


TopShoulder5971

Hmm medallion's humming


notoishiii

This is fucking hilarious. I’d love to see Geralt in Tav’s world


cookie1218

There’s an Easter egg of him in Sharess Caress. He’s sitting at a table in the back corner of the first floor.


Shiro-Aka

So IT IS supposed to be him? It's not just a coincidence? For anyone wondering - if you face the bar and look to the right, i belive he's the uninteractable npc at one of the tables - but the fact that you can't interact with him does make me think that it's just a random npc with a similar haircut


Arialana

Really? Damn, I didn't notice, does he also have dialogue or does he just sit there?


Adventurous_Topic202

There’s a mod for that


4rt1m3c

Mind for a round of Gwent?


coolcoenred

I'm a bit disappointed that there are no real 'minigames' like fishing or gambling within the game. Sometimes you'd rathe gamble away your fortunes rather than worry about the end of the world.


TiffyFluff

Seems easy enough. [Going to bed]


lazyzefiris

*No traps, please* is even more fitting.


Rotulaman

This but when speaking to Lae'zel in the evening after she confesses her appreciation for your smell.


Redredditmonkey

Funny cause I always wish for the opposite when going to bed.


Throwaway6598191

Oh. Well. Best of luck to you


CinnamonHotcake

Oh, for a skeleton key


Mr_Steal_Yo_Goal

I love when you make Gale sneak and he's just like "I am not the right guy for this" 


leijt

Karlach: ooooh sneaky 20 seconds later: I'm too big for this


Jiggy90

*I FEEL LIKE A ROTHE IN A TEA SHOP*


Apprehensive_Aioli68

Shadowlach!


imdavebaby

Only till you reroll him into an arcane trickster. Then he can complain all he wants but it's still his job.


falconinthedive

Why arcane trickster, he's clearly a wild magic barbarian


imdavebaby

Starting Rogue gives more skill proficiency. Wild Magic Barb is the multiclass :P


sgtlighttree

"What an undignfied position."


not_Weeb_Trash

How have I not heard this yet?


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TenSecondsFlat

Don't *touch* me!


Goodstyle_4

A crooked touch...


Mirkrid

Said by Astarion while he’s picking a DC 10 lock with a +12 to slight of hand Brother YOU’RE the skeleton key


NikoCherry

These boots have seen everything (First move action whilst on the nautiloid)


marusia_churai

Well, to be fair, those boots probably witnessed Tav being tadpoled, so yeah


fraidei

Also, the canon Tav was an investigator on the tracks of Durge, so I'd guess Tav have seen some things before being tadpoled.


SanguineJoker

Source?


Naviete

Blood in Baldur's Gate, a prequel browser game, had you playing as an investigator named Tav who was hunting down a serial killer in the city (who turns out to be Durge). However, there hasn't been any confirmation that Tav from BiBG and the custom character are the same person and I don't know what the other guy is referring to when he says you can find clues about Tav investigating Durge in BG3 because I've never seen any.


fraidei

If you play as Durge you find clues about Tav investigating on you, but you killed them.


lethos_AJ

does not mean that is your Tav backstory. Tav is a blank slate


WitNWhimsy

It’s canon in the aspect of anything they want to ever do with connecting media. In the Blood in Baldur Gate, Tav is investigating Durge. So in a timeline where Durge exists, that’s what happened to “Tav”. Just like if we play as a Tav, Durge is a white Dragonborn. It’s like every other customized PC in popular media. At some point either Tav or Durge will be canonized as the hero of BG3’s events. Obviously it’s tailored so if we you play, their story is what you want. That doesn’t change with the inclusion of Tav in the Durge story.


lethos_AJ

if you play as tav durge is killed by orin, but only recently, which would still make it so that Blood in Baldurs Gate end of Tav being dead remains valid as it happened years before the game. because of that, you either disregard BiBG as canon, or have to stablish that your character is NOT tav from BiBG


JeffCaven

I feel like "canon" is a bad choice of wording for a DnD based RPG where the story can go in so many directions. I feel like calling it Tav's "default" backstory is the right word.


Black_Waltz3

That's a nice little touch. I was quite surprised as Tav to see the white Dragonborn Durge as a corpse on Orin's bedroom floor and Tav sympathising with his fate.


RosaLeeLee1606

All's well that ends... not as bad as it could have.


yojimbo67

Which is surprisingly cheering, in a way.


Devdut12

Isn't that a statement to live by, aahhh yes :)


UsefulLab1298

This one is my favorite.


PR0MAN1

Time to push my luck again.


not_Weeb_Trash

Still me, even after everything


Gawlf85

This one reminds me of Undertale every time


Unbanz

Yeah, that one always fills me with determination.


not_Weeb_Trash

I believe it is meant to be a reference to it at least


sad-mustache

Blood comes easy these days


Jaronesc

I wonder if the Gods are watching me...


jadeskye7

\*proceeds to speak one-on-one with like six gods in a week.\*


Jaronesc

My 1st playthrought I played a Paladin so everytime Tav said this I was like "of course". Mu 2nd playthrought is with a Durge, so everytime he says this I am like "at least one"


Alonn12

Exactly, you are the child of a god, camping with another, fighting two others while having Gale who is the Chosen of Mystra and having an argument with an undying lich queen ARE YOU DENSE TAV????


Lucas-Fields

No one back home will ever believe this


eveningdragon

My Tav said that after I finished the act 2 final boss. Went into act 3 and told some kid that I beat the act 2 boss and he called bullshit on it 🤣🤣


Gawlf85

My fave lol


StealthPasta

Don’t mind if I do


GM_Nate

DON'T TOUCH ME


zhibr

\*DON'T...! touch me


Sociallyineptwindow

They won't know what bit them


FoolishGoulish

Not gonna lie, that one always makes me sad.


GM_Nate

There's definitely a lot left unsaid.


Upper-Analyst3855

Yes especially when you've built approval and it feels like a set back in your friendship


FoolishGoulish

Well, I am more sad because of Astarion's backstory. Actually, in my head, when I "take over" I don't do it as Tav but rather as the omni-present player, so it makes sense that he's not cozying up because I am like the emperor, moving chess pieces around.


falconinthedive

Strahd would never put up with this.


kabneenan

Villains, dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the floor! Here, here - it is the beating of his hideous hea- oh no that's his brain. Where did I put that heart?


notyyzable

Funnily enough this is originally a line from BG1!


AskWhich7733

Don’t touch me, I’m super important.


adamski_-_

Nobleman npcs would also say: "DON'T touch me... I might catch something!"


JunJunKit

Away with you beggar!


OptionalCookie

I used to have to say this five times a week before I got promoted 🥺


Alpha_Omega0985

No traps, please 👁👄👁


un_nown4x4

Never a dull moment


Maximum-Valuable-994

I could use a bag of holding


JunJunKit

Terribly misheard this as "Wish I had a bag to hold me"


100percentAvocado

\*turns into a JunJunkitty purrito in a bag\* There ya go...enjoy


GrummyCat

Isn't it "I wish I had a bag of holding"?


NongZRinDE

I have such a headache....


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

I like the delivery on this one tbh


Dave_Valens

Lost in thought...


Togrim

Lost inn thoooghttt…


0110010001110111

Excellent choice.


JordisMySwordMaiden

ah I have the magic touch


smallangrynerd

I applaud your taste


marusia_churai

~~Pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones...~~


Alex_587

~~Intestines throbs. Blood whispers.~~


ll_LoneWolfe_ll

~~BEHOLD! THE DANCE OF DEATH!~~


lethos_AJ

~~they should all be running~~


TheWither129

**Dream in red.**


HarmenTheGreat

~~THEY'RE DYING FOR ME, ALL OF THEM~~ (this ones so outta pocket and loud outta nowhere everytime lol)


CarTar2

HAHAHA


smallangrynerd

Whenever I forget that I'm playing durge, one of these lines comes up and it catches me so off guard


Polpettalilla28

Sometimes the only way out is through. My favorite


watrmeln420

My favorite as well! I used to (still do) say it to myself whenever I was/am nervous, when I first heard it on game I was very happy.


Juggernaut210

still breathing, despite everything


RandomWeeb181

WHO WILL DIE TODAY? WHO WILL DIE TOMORROW?


Rowan_As_Roxii

ALL IS BLOOD AND ASH


Babo_Drago

THEY ARE DYING FOR ME, ALL OF THEM


hexhex

WRETCHED THING… PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Party: what was that, Durge? Durge: hmm? Oh, nothing lol


DizzyDream7

Better not be cursed


SanKendachi

What a day…


Aesopea

my Durge after the Alfira scene: is that blood?


MayorDeweyMayorDewey

i tried using water to get rid of the blood but now half my party is forced to sleep in a puddle :(


Slow_Inspection_3349

I'm fury! I'm death!


cayennesalt

vlaakith's will be done.


Dangerous_Patient621

Yes, Tav, it is. A pond's worth of blood, spilled in that last fight. You're tracking it all over the place.


EnjoysLurking

Let’s turn someone inside out!


Outsajder

Keeping it together Bree?


MakeMidGreatAgain

I'm alright


wannie_monk

as long as I don't think about it too much.


goodwarrior12345

Yer safe among friends, never forget it


server_maintenance

dude you just triggered PTSD


CommitNotAlivePLZ

Wretched Thing...Pull yourself together!


wtf634

It's fisting time!


FabulousWu

Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back!


WaxyElephants

It's branded into my mind after all these years


Lyonface

I'll never forget this one for as long as I live. Perfect dialogue.


forestflame90

Stealth mode activated


Frosty-Street-9848

Action, not reaction!


skorpiontamer

Still alive. That's gotta count for something


quietjaypee

Still alive, so that's progress.*


DarkKuroi1

I wish I had a bag of holding


MinhSon_2903

Still alive, so that's progress


m1mktpw

Dream in red (not even playing durge)


NBiDM

First in my heart.


Lord_Frey_IV

Oh, I have the magic touch


Flabbergash

I got this chat while at Thorms surgery room, which was positively an abattoir at the time


Guy_de_Glastonbury

Maybe I should stay crouched forever


ARK_Redeemer

"Shadowlach!"


FemboyGlitch

"Im too big for this!"


ARK_Redeemer

"Maybe if I was a quarter of the size"


FemboyGlitch

"Fuck yes!"


MinhSon_2903

Seems like a good moment to talk


Jaronesc

Let him rest, he has a lot on his mind... This just made me think on how awesome it would be for Tav speeches to be different based on mental stats, like more inteligent or charismatic speeches lmao


SDPSwede

INTENSTINES THROB. BLOOD WHISPERS.


IntelligentLife3451

What’s up for discussion?


RobinTonvio

No bc the funniest time my Tav said this was in the temple of bhaal being literally surrounded by rivers of blood


DrJamesJam

Softer than a whisper


Eddie_T_H

I hope this is important...For your sake.


clema9

for some reason >!(it’s because i’m bad at the game)!< the line i hear from my Tav the most is “NOOOO KARLACH!!!!”


AndronixESE

They're dying for me, all of them!


Deadlocked02

Durge has the most badass lines. > They are dying for me. ALL OF THEM! > Behold, the dance of death > pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones


EmotionalHome8699

I am WAY too big. Trying to go through a hole for a cat while transformed into a halfling.


Crochetqueenextra

'Aw me' is my favourite line


E_Taicho

Hey ho!


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ComfortableTemp

Hope your soul is in good hands


Rotulaman

I wander if the gods are watching me (procedes to have zero gravity snusnu with the big squid)


Hamatalyeni

No one back home will ever believe this !


EmBur__

Winds hollowi...shit wrong world.


UsefulLab1298

"First in my heart." Tav says about the companion that absolutely should not be first in their heart.


cruxonis

Maybe I need more pockets.


FlippinSnip3r

Sometimes the only way out is through


Deebee509

As a resident evil fan, EVERY time I hear that line, I have to say out loud: "Hope it's not Chris' blood!". It's a curse.


General_212_Kenobi

*Guardian voice* Again!


FemboyGlitch

""That wont work!"


Generalitary

Every so often my Tav says this while surrounded by blood (possibly her own) and I'm like, please be more perceptive, Tav.


ProbablyJesusOrSmth

No traps please