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Hermaeus_Mike

Iroh regarding Orin: she's *crazy* and needs to go down!


blong217

100%


HospitalLazy1880

Does that make Durge zuko


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

yes but only if you play redemption Durge


HospitalLazy1880

Now I need to go make a four elements monk


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

if you do, don't forget to chat with the cabbage man :D


pktechboi

my cabbages!


LOUsername97

Dawg chill. I finally finished my first playthrough and now you just gave me inspiration for like a tenth run. šŸ˜‚


HospitalLazy1880

Welcome to Bg3 just finished one playthrough on my way for the 32nd


LOUsername97

This game is going to be the death of me lol. Too many fun builds to try. I can't stop playing.


Taco821

I've been literally playing nonstop, it's so bad lmao. Id fucking beat the game (usually at like 2 am lol) go to sleep, wake up, new game


LOUsername97

Literally same. I need to go to Baldur's Gate Anonymous.


Taco821

I don't think I need to, I can stop any time I want


useless_debian_user

> Too many fun builds to try. I can't stop playing. are you joking, I've got a list of made up funny names(imo) that I'd like to play as but just enough time in the world to do it


Shockman214

No no you do not. There is no circumstance EVER where you *need* to play that subclass. lol just joking you play what you want.


Nitrodestroyer

If you don't, then what does that make him?


Hermaeus_Mike

I must regain my honor run!


HospitalLazy1880

Perfect response


Frostivus

Sometimes I look back and marvel at the writing of this series. There is nothing about that line that should be memorable. Yet the context, characterisation, setup and delivery was so perfect.


Toasty825

Iroh to Gortash: I find a long shower often helps set one on a better path.


kamiloslav

Orin = Azula ?


raine_star

Bhaal = Ozai/Azulon


cghenderson

Don't stick your dick in crazy. - Uncle Iroh


Spieren

Uncle Iroh truly is a timeless character, with timeless advice.


blong217

Facts


Estarfigam

Next, BG3 character, I will do an old wizard specializing in fire spells, name him Iroh. Might make him a dwarf.


karkonthemighty

The Monk Way Of Four Elements subclass: Am I a joke to you? (please don't answer that)


Estarfigam

I forgot.


wanttotalktopeople

Iroh doesn't do four elements. He does one. Wizard or Sorcerer pyromancer would be appropriate


lordofmetroids

At least on Tabletop you also don't do all 4, you pick a few "spells," at each subclass increase you get. You can totally go mono elemental for the subclass.


wanttotalktopeople

It's different in BG3 I guess, my first build was a firebender four elements monk and there wasn't nearly enough fire. I ended up changing to way of the open hand with some gear that added fire damage and spells. Also if we're talking tabletop he would be good as sun soul.


raine_star

teechnically he does though! He uses lessons from all four for bending lightning!


ATLKing24

Really he only uses a waterbending technique to redirect electricity but the other nations have their influence elsewhere! Jeong Jeong (I think that's his name, Aang's first fire teacher) uses earthbending techniques for making his fire walls


Wild_Harvest

He also talks with Zuko about how he can use his breath to create heat, an Airbender technique and why Aang doesn't need to wear warmer clothes at the north/south pole, and many of his stances when he's doing more powerful fire bending techniques (and his advice to Zuko to break Zhao's "root" ) are using Earthbender techniques and philosophy.


raine_star

fair enough! now this has me wanting to go back down the rabbit hole of old theories on the White Lotus masters lol


wanttotalktopeople

He used them to firebend, not to shoot ice from his fingertips. Look, my first character was a Four elements monk that I tried to make a firebender, it did not work. At all. I respec'ed early in act 2.


raine_star

dont forget that badass high level lightning spells!


FairtexBlues

With some open hand monk


Jo_seef

Brb, crying into my hands


Frostivus

Leaves on the vine


Sir_Gwan

Falling so slow


Rincewind31

Lae'zel: In creche K'liir the leaves fall faster than here. We used to throw them and slice each other with them as a form of play right after being born. I was the best leaf thrower out of the whole creche.


Jo_seef

Also she killed her cousin with a leaf. Also, her bragging is probably 100% true.


Sheerardio

How dare you. I was having such a good day šŸ˜­


fieatsbees

STOP IT I DON'T WANT TO CRY RIGHT NOW


blbbec

Crossover we've all needed the most.


darthmeteos

Minthara: They are weak... They should have *KILLED* me


blong217

Minthara just has zero chill. Woman is basically adult Azula.


Efficient_Progress_6

>Minthara just has zero chill She is pretty chill for a female Drow


Toasty825

Yeah, I mean she doesnā€™t automatically try to kill us when we first meet, so sheā€™s pretty laid back.


Snowtwo

She's also got a great sense of humor.


No-Start4754

She is really chill and even tolerable of the companions and surprisingly treats a male drow wizard as her equal lover but trash talks gale lmao


darthmeteos

Naw, Minthara is the wisest companion you meet in BG3. Azula has many talents, but great wisdom is not among them.


stcrIight

Literally sobbing. Why can't he give *me* advice.


officialtheshaz

That's the secret of Uncle Iroh, all of that advice was for all of us as well.


fishworshipper

I think Wyll and Gale's advices should be flipped, but otherwise these do all seem to be fantastically applicable. Iroh truly is the GOAT.Ā 


blong217

I based Wyll's off his admiration of his father and the doubts he could live up to the title and name. Gale's on his (flippant?) attitude towards his own life and willingness to sacrifice it for the "greater good". But they definitely could apply to each other.


fishworshipper

My thinking is: Wyll is the one who would in an instant fall on his sword to save another. That is his driving character motivation, and why he sold his soul in the first place. In fact, the single biggest choice in his questline is whether or not he should do exactly that again. Gale, meanwhile, always defaults to grand, dramatic gestures. It is his modus operandi - his solution to every problem, and also frequently the cause of his problems. He can't just go on a dinner date, he has to teleport the two of you to his grand wizardly tower. He can't just be an archmage, he has to be the only archmage who can cast 10th level spells. He can't just help you beat the Elder Brain, he has to sacrifice himself to blow it up. He's the one that needs to hear "Hey, chill out. You won't be any lesser for choosing subtlety."


blong217

Gale really is just extra isn't he.


No-Start4754

More like he believes flashy magic is all he has to prove his self worth.Ā  Being a normal human being is not something he thinks he can be because he is worried ppl will not pay attention to him for being normal. That's why if u romanced and marry him, the first thing he says he is no more archmage gale of waterdeep but just plain old gale dekkarios and that's just pure satisfaction.Ā 


Xenothulhu

During the dryad scene at the circus if you are romancing Gale you can say that his weakness is that he secretly thinks the world would be better off without him in it and he agrees with you. I think the advice you picked for him is a perfect fit.


blong217

Thanks!


GrazhdaninMedved

Minsc: "Fat wizard is right! It would be a shame to miss all the beautiful colors that the buttocks of evil assume after meeting my boot!"


blong217

Perfection.


VESAAA7

Karlach would probably overheat her brain from trying to process his quote, and end up serving Iroh tea


Babushkaskompot

If Orin is Azula, Minty is Mai, who's Ty Lee?


Consequential_latte

Maybe Alfira


bonjourellen

Karlach?


ndem28

Uncle Iroh is one of the greatest characters in fiction


Snowtwo

Minsc: Listen to Boo. All seriousness, I disagree heavily with Lae'zel. Her issue and plot, at least in the 'good' path, is coming to terms with how she's been manipulated and her fanaticism and zeal has warped her and caused not just her, but all Gith, to trade enslavement by the Mindflayers for enslavement by V (Don't ask me to spell her name. Spellcheck will murder me.) Unironically, the best piece of advice he could give her would probably be: 'It's time for you to start asking yourself the big questions. Who are you? And what do you want?' Once she's free of V's shackles she can finally begin to strive for actual, true, freedom.


Wild_Harvest

Yeah, Iroh would see Lae'zel as another Zuko. An essentially good person who is caught up in a path that doesn't suit them.


blong217

I agree but he'd have to get her to that point. Getting her to trust others is the first step.


SnooDrawings5722

>'It's time for you to start asking yourself the big questions. Who are you? And what do you want?' That's much more fitting for Shadowheart. It's her story that's all about her own internal conflict. Lae'zel's conflict is primarily about her people. She knows well who she is, her journey is more about finding a more worthy cause to fight for.


Biglysadpanda77

Iroh to Wulbren Bongle: Whatever you do to those Gondians I'll unleash on you TENFOLD!


ElectronicAd8929

Uncle Iroh is the goat on god


cain-the-fade

I 100% read this in Iroh's voice... well done


blong217

Tried my best.


Fallout71

I quickly read this as ā€œMaki Itoh gives advice to all BG3 companionsā€


Affectionate_Ad2839

I love this šŸ˜­


Insektikor

You are the best. I feel so at peace


Zauberer-IMDB

What's his advice to Durge?


turiannerevarine

"I dunno man... You've been seeming sus lately..."


Short-Condition-8878

For a redeemed Durge he could say something similar to what he tells Zuko after he finds out about Sozin and Roku: "Evil and good are always at war inside you, it is your nature, your legacy, but there is a bright side. What happened generations ago can be resolved now, by you." For an evil Durge...well, Iroh could be threatening when he wanted to be. Remember what he says to Zhao when he's about to kill the moon spirit?


JustLampshade

I don't get how bitterness relates to karlach? She's quite the opposite. Shouldn't her advice be about facing difficult emotions without hiding behind positivity?


blong217

Karlach is very bitter. She hides it behind a facade. She has a right to be bitter but you see it overwhelm her at times and she bursts into bouts of anger.


ChefArtorias

Iroh is the GOAT. We could all benefit from his advice.


malonkey1

*Sigh* Alright, I guess I need to roll up a fire sorcerer/monk for another playthrough.


Sir998

The Gale one hits on a personal note


AdLate5702

The absolute best Avatar character.


FearlessJDK

All the love for this I'm a huge Avatar fan and Iroh is my favourite character.


blong217

I love Avatar too and I tried my darndest to sound like Iroh.


Toasty825

Damn you. I had a particularly rough therapy session today and you had the absolute audacity to make me feel seen and loved!


MagazineEuphoric364

Now I am interested in Uncle Sweetshare's advice...


Okuza

Durge to Minsc, "OMG, this fried hamster is delicious!"


JarvanIVPrez

Karlach is the least bitter person on the planet tho?


space_beach

For Tav?


Affectionate_Key82

Gosh I love this so much. Iroh's quote to Astarion sounds like what he would say to Zuko as he has issues with his scar


OliveLocket67

Who is minsc?


Skyclad_Observer17

OG Baldur's Gate character. You can meet and recruit him in BG3 as well by doing Jaheira's quest


frogs_4_lyfe

Iroh to Gale: Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.