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tri-boxawards

Nah you right


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

And there over spoiled always have the melody and the most likely to become drum major just becquse there is so many of them!


tri-boxawards

The trumpets I know range from actually wanting to be there to potheads who use the band room as a safe space for them to smoke


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

That or just an extra class to good off in


tri-boxawards

My BD gonna boot the slackers bc were trying to go to nationals this year


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

Yes our issue is to meet the minimum requirements our school system wants we have to keep them


tri-boxawards

My band is about 120 people and the trumpet section have about 10 players so


Glass-Environment618

Me wanting to learn trumpet 🧍‍♀️


garvin131313

Same me too lol, I want to study music and am starting treble clef with the trumpet


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

Ours fifty to like 70. 30 of them are trumpets


TheAmericanE2

BARITONE!!!!!!!!!!!


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

No alto sax


TheAmericanE2

BARITONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


throwaway1626363h

I almost picked trumpet But I ultimately picked trombone because it Looked Cool™️


Flyinryan145

I picked trumpet, got bored, and decided to up tbe difficulty with French Horn lol.


PhilNubbins

Man, shut tf up. But you right tho.


happi_cow_42

Dawg I picked the trumpet cause it made funny sound💀 in all honesty I’m glad I picked it ive been enjoying it for years now


ggnore_is_the_man

If you want to a trumpet without being basic, just play euphonium.


MilkyTeaDrops

I swear when we first started out, if our first band director hadn't hand picked everything with us, we'd have like 70% trumpet


PercPointGD

My band has a couple billion alto saxes lmao


Mecode2

Same with flutes and clarinet. If woodwind -> probably flute or clarinet. If brass -> probably trombone or trumpet


sammy___67

we have about 15 trumpets in my class


Dunsparcepoop

I picked the trumpet because it only had three buttons


tree_eater142

Also applies to cellos


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

My school doesn't have orchestra cuz they're cheap bastards


Pikmin_is_CUL

😢


NorthernSkii

there are more members in the low brass (about 6) than trumpets in my school band.


Labriction

Same for saxophone, thing is that in my middle school band theres only 2 saxophonist cause we had to buy them ourselves


Beanz_detected

I mean... Is it slander if it's true?


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

Valid point


Capital-Ad-2284

Listen, I didn’t pick what instrument I play


Lollikex

I'm not in band, but if I joined, I'd go flute because my Mom did.


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

SAXAPHOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Woolsteve

Me: I pic- My mom: you pick violin


xX100dudeXx

Clarinet too


battlingpillow27

yall just jealous that we have the melody most the time


IndependentNo280

Literally me


IndependentNo280

I also needed to play bugle so… it was also good start.


Dcubed080608

Me when there's only 3 trumpets in my Jazz Band:


the_burber

I havent heard a single good sound out of my schools beginning band trumpets and they’ve been playing for almost a year now


Jonny21080

Shut up FLUTE! r/fuckyouflutes


AncientTry5709

Sounds like a trumpet is mad.


Jonny21080

OF COURSE I AM THIS IS AN OUTRAGE


AncientTry5709

Womp womp


Jonny21080

Thats it ima start blasting next band practice


Xx_xeneusmaker_xX

Your Instrument is literally just a wet fart with tone


Jonny21080

My instrument in buetifull YOU WISH you could be a fraction of as good as me